₦airaland Forum

Super zizat............this is the beginning of better things to come! Go Girl, thanks for making us happy, u surely deserved it.

MAN B DIES..... this is because there is a wedge on the seesaw that will make the stone MAN E pushes to project and land on MAN B. people look well and see the wedge on the seesaw

berem:
Any one who wishes General Muhammadu Buhari death,may the wishes and fulfilment of painful death go back to his family in million folds in Jesus name!!

amen

dwilliams:
Goodluck Johnathan is a good man
as a
person,
his simplicity and gentlemanness is
second
to
none.
*He has given us his very BEST over
the last
6
years. I mean, what else are we
asking for?
*He has granted Alameisiya 'STATE
PARDON' and
my guy is now running for Senate.
*He allowed Fayose to disrupt a
court
session
and beat up a judge, while he walks
freely. I
wonder if Nigeria is sane. *He
locked up the
house
of rep from the entrance of the
CONSTITUTIONAL
speaker of that house.
*7 law makers impeached a speaker
in Ekiti
in a
house of about 26 men, and nothing
happened.
*16 was suddenly greater than 19 in
base
10, just
to cancel the one-term agreement
he
signed with
the NIGERIA Governors' Forum and
all
Nigerians
in
2011.
*Subsidy has been removed and the
standards in
our hospitals have reduced with
time.
*$20 billion is missing and minister
of
Petroleum
eats and dines with the prexy.
*Another
BIGGER
&
BOLDER subsidy is scheduled for 1st
of
June,
2015
and you may have to sell your
laptop
charger
before you can buy fuel to charge
that
same
laptop!!!
* Earlier this year, over 22 innocent
Nigerians
were
killed in the job scam organized by
the
Nigerian
Immigration Service(NIS) . The
Minister of
Interior,
Abba Moro, told us the job interrwas
"simply
mismanaged" and he has retained
his office
and
even with extra luggage.
*1 Naira used to be equal $1.2
under #
GMB but
now it's #186.5
to just $1, the worst ever in our
history.
* Madam Gele, Ngozi Okonjo, just
told us
we
need
an extra $5 billion, through debts of
course,
so
that our economy will not collapse
like
Humpty-
Dumpty.
*While Benue State University was
on an
unending
internal strike killing the future of
poor
Nigerians,
Senator DAVID MARK (son of the soil)
built
his
own PRIVATE UNIVERSITY, of course
with
tax
payers' money, and my gentle
president
followed
him to launch the school
shamelessly.
*He has spent all money in the
treasury
and even
had to BORROW an extra $1 billion
but
# BokoHaram keeps getting
more equipped than our military.
*Over 200 girls are missing, over
15,000
killed by
# BokoHaram , over 6 million
displaced
from their
homes and uncountable injured
beyond
repairs
yet
my president went to a a meeting in
#
KENYA
with 7 different PRIVATE JETS..
*clears
throat...
* # PHCN is giving their loyal
customers
GENERATORS
as gifts for paying their # electricity
bills on
time..Grab your
COPY NOW!!! .
That's less than 1% of the reasons
we need
to
dance to a new SHOKI, this AWILO is
no
more
wulo for us. Cheers to an
unstoppable
change

and need anyone say more.

Francon:
They should mixed them with the guys in the cell. That way, they will understand it's Adam n Eve. Not Adam and Adamu or Eve and Evelyn...

now this is the funniest and most reasonable post I've read all week.

Francon:
They should mixed them with the guys in the cell. That way, they will understand it's Adam n Eve. Not Adam and Adamu or Eve and Evelyn...

now this is the funniest and most reasonable post I've read all week.

lirusehn:

'runs-Lecturer'

and someone just described ME.......