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Nonso, my one time crush
By the way, where is he sef?

holatin:
it teach me never argue with mod even if dey re wrong

Lol. The fear of getting banned...

Cute little girl.
Thank God, at least there was a survivor

Patoranking be enjoying free grinding since time immemorial. Oga na you oooo

youngpol:
Like if you are here because you think this topic mightt hit FP..

No it won't there's, a similar thread on fp already.

Beautiful women...
Beautiful children...

Cute girl

Newkidoo:
Better way of getting past exes is self love.. Immerse yourself in yourself.. I tried it.. It works..

Best advice so far

Unibenstudent:
[size=13pt]no I think u are dodging love like bullets bae
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Lol... Maybe

Unibenstudent:
like you indirectly saying u have outgrown that shii?

Exactly

Yes... I did that shii when I was younger.

Hmmmmm

Gehn gehn

Why not? I spent the night in his room last night,and yes on the same bed

Good for them

It depends on the gravity of the offense for me.
Most times i xpect way too much from people and I end up getting dissappointed. Even though I'm trying so hard to learn the art of forgiving and forgeting, I still find it difficult forgiving and forgeting betrayal.

The heart of man is desperately wicked...

See the man's face sef
No one deserves to die like this.

Unibenstudent:
e be like u listen to forever young by jayz and whoever that year.

Yeah, still one of my best songs tho.
I just dey give you moral support na, you two could be the next sexkillz and ogugua

Unibenstudent:
yea yea,that's why am exercising my patience..do u think she will bash my eye?

Hope for the best, expect the worse

Unibenstudent:
ok e be like the girl phone battery don die,I just have to wait for her*poor me*

Love is patient

Unibenstudent:
na wa ofure,u sef still come this proposal?

before nko?

chibwike:
*spreads mat*....na here i go spend the rest of my boxing day

Abeg shift small, make I siddon with you

Chaiiiiii... Today is going to be interesting afterall

Janeify:
Okay! So Emeka & Nkiru were
taking a romantic walk down the
beach one cool night. Emeka grabs
Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to
him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You
know I so much love you. There's
no one here. Its just us. Let's do
WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around &
says, "My love, I don't want to do
WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold
hands & cuddle."Emeka
agrees.After a while, Emeka asks
her again, "Oh baby! Please my
love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru
replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I
don't want to do it. I just want to
be wrapped in your arms."Emeka
calms down.After a longer while,
Emeka can't hold it any longer. He
says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh!
Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since
last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly
agrees!So Emeka immediately
grabs her closer to him, hugs her
tight, brings out the guitar
strapped to his back & they both
start singing:"WEEWEECHU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW
YEAR!!!!!"See their dirty minds!
What were y'all thinking
WEEWEECHU was? Seasons
greetings Jare!!

Chaiiii... I never knew I had a dirty mind

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Hilarious

Hazardd:
1.https://www.nairaland.com/deefuray

Thanks

Unibenstudent:
Are u minding the drunken master?

Always representing

naijaboiy:
Congratulations

And for them Girls...

Two More Saturdays!!!

God is never too late. A miracle can still happen

Beans and bread