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the online reg starts on 17th. the above info is misleading

lilezzy:
Hey guyz! Am a batch A corper initially posted to kogi, bt jst redeployed to lag. To all those who want to redeploy out of kogi, I'd advise u guyz not to think dt med report alone wud help,attach like a card frm d hospital to it and make sure ur med report is back dated. Asaya camp is fun tho, bt get rily prepared 4 dt place and kogi isn't also the best of places to serve in. Drop any questns, I'd reply. And its nt necessary to make frndz with the officials nd army men, they dont rily ve much to offer u

what exacting make the place "not so good". I need guidance pls

[quote author=lilezzy post=16396059]Hey guyz! Am a batch A corper initially posted to kogi, bt jst redeployed to lag. To all those who want to redeploy out of kogi, I'd advise u guyz not to think dt med report alone wud help,attach like a card frm d hospital to it and make sure ur med report is back dated. Asaya camp is fun tho, bt get rily prepared 4 dt place and kogi isn't also the best of places to serve in. Drop any questns, I'd reply. And its nt necessary to make frndz with the officials nd army men, they dont rily ve much to offer u[/quote
what exacting make the place "not so good". I need guidance pls

did it explode or implode?. if it exploded, then it should had shattered more than that.

did it explode or implode. if it explode, then it should have shattered more than that.

KingsJohnson:
Easier Said Than Done!

according to the scenario, u think that the little innocent child should blame?

nothing! if it were possible, however, I'll beat myself for being that careless. if I were that unserious then American don't need me.

really

mrsharpman:
South African Government Admits MMM is Not a Scam

The government and media in the past weeks ran some nasty allegations against MMM South Africa. The media painted it as a scam, ponzi scheme, pyramid scheme, etc. As we all know it by now that the media actually apologized for calling MMM a ponzi scheme and meanwhile the government on the other hand has implicitly admitted that fighting MMM is fighting a losing battle–they were shooting themselves in the foot.

Government Admission is inform of Donation Tax

The government’s proposal that MMM Members must be made to pay donation tax on anything over R100,000 is a clear statement that the criminalization of MMM was wrong. Being the capitalist that they are, they will go to the very last statement in the constitution to make sure that they get their greedy hands on the MMM money. Taxation is used to curb people’s power–capitalists hate it when you buy your cars, clothes, TVs, Houses cash because that means they don’t get your money through their evil debt system.

Why donation Tax is illegal for MMM Members

When government admits MMM is not a scam, they are effectively saying MMM members do not break any rules and that means the community is operating legally. The donation tax will in turn not be legal on MMM since it’s not registered as a company, corporation or charity organisation–basically not registered at all and so a donation tax therefore, becomes illegal just because someone is giving money to another person. We could as well call that a gift.

Giving a Gift is Not a Crime

In MMM, money is transferred from one member to another member and that transfer is a normal process that occurs everyday amongst ordinary people so it is going to be very hard for government to even tell that this money is from a MMM member or not. They will have label ‘giving’ illegal if they are to get a piece of the MMM pie.
So Mavrodians, no worries, gifting is not criminal and there will be no donation tax and if the force it down our throats, then we ain’t voting—#HANDS OFF MAVRODIANS

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what's MMM?

is either hallucination, or u just have a natural tendency to cause trouble.INEC is still collating the result. so pls post responsibly.

why some dudes just like to cause trouble?

am I the only one seeing this: the celebrant is the only one smiling.

I thought you wrote 7 points! the ones u gave are even pointless.

naija2dabone:
Hello House,

I have noticed that channels TV air campaigns of APC while I have never seen them air that of PDP being broadcast.

Have any one seen PDP rally on channels?

same with NTA. PDP is in deep crisis indeed!

This fad abt. Ripped jeans ! Damn!

How many months service is that. And how often do u transact with them. The more your transaction the more text msg you'll received thus the cost.you can do math yourself.

All these writers with their "fraudulent" means of attracting clicks.

Well said but did buari actually actually say that. Obj named chimp patient. I doubt it bro!

Tanks yo!

Humanity had been robbed by calling this occult institution religion.

There's nothing wrong with the third one though. She actually called it jeans ring. Lol

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EdoBoy90:
Fresh Graduate Officers II Recruitment at the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS)
Posted on Mon 22nd Aug, 2016

The Federal Inland Revenue Service as part of its consolidation strategies, wish to engage the services of early starters with integrity, drive and desire to win professionally, to strengthen its workforce.
Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidate to fill the vacant position below:

Job Title: Officer II, Tax - SL 10
Job Ref: CAT2 (ii) - O II T
Location: Nigeria

Job Descriptions

Raising additional assessment while examining tax returns
Ensuring uniform application of Tax Laws, Tax Regulations and Information circulars
Supervising a number of Officers responsible for the assessment of small companies, individual business concerns, partnerships, estates and trust.
Conducting enquiries into the affairs of small companies
Following up such cases as are in dispute through the appeal procedures.
Job Responsibilities

The successful candidate should be highly organized, numerate and possess strong interpersonal skills to support and represent the team where necessary, externally and internally.
The individual will ideally have commercial-business knowledge with ability to interpret business numbers and strategies of profit derivation in tax accounting.
The position requires someone who is a self-starter and requires little supervision or motivation to meet challenging targets and deadlines. Current membership of a relevant professional institution is essential

Minimum Qualifications/Skills Base

A Bachelor or Master’s Degree in Accounting, Law, Economics, Banking & Finance, Engineering, Geology, Statistics, Computer Science or other relevant discipline in the quantitative field
Or Higher National Diploma in Accounting, Economics, Banking & Finance, Engineering, Geology, Statistics, Computer Science or other relevant discipline in the quantitative field
Computer literacy and Conversancy with Microsoft office, Web Applications and the use of relevant applications for efficient delivery of service
Strong leadership and management skills
Strong team spirit and ability to effectively delegate
Strong interpersonal and communication skills
Strong Analytical skills
Knowledge of the Nigerian Tax Laws and appreciation of their application and understanding of the regulatory framework within which the FIRS operates;
Knowledge of business/industry environment within which taxpayers operate
Ability to work as a regulator with the courage to ensure full compliance with laws
Additional/Minimum Qualification and Experience:
Minimum a B.Sc. /HND or degree equivalent in Taxation, Accounting or other related field of study.
Post qualification cognate experience will be an added advantage.

Experience
A successful track record of consistent personal achievement and a desire to learn/improve with knowledge
Demonstrated experience through the following:
Conversant with Nigerian Tax principles, laws and applications
Prioritization of task and identification of needed resources to conceptualize ideas into actionable steps.
Professional skill/courage in enforcement of tax laws application
Analyzing large/medium/micro & small scale business accounts
Virtualizing possible gaps in business transactions
Interpretation of business accounts

Other Skills:
Good knowledge of taxation principles and laws
Experience in applications of tax laws and enforcement of tax laws
Proven track record of delivering set targets
People Management and development
Minimum Character Attribute:
Be of good character and must not have been found guilty of any criminal offence or should not have been indicted at or dismissed from their places of work or other environment
Ability to work independently and within a team environment
Minimum Past Performance level:
Demonstrated ability to determine conformity and non- conformity to set standards in processes and procedures AND demonstrated courage and ability to eliminate, rectify or close determined non-conformity to standard character attributes
Demonstrated courage in ensuring change within the organization he or she has worked through the effective discharge of his or her responsibility in spite of resistance to change efforts
Demonstrable impactful presence in the work place as a direct result of the individual’s ability to effect positive and sustainable change in his/her environment
Application Requirement(s)
Applicants are also to note that regardless of the position advertised, any of the following will be an added advantage:
Master’s degree in related discipline
Relevant and recognized professional certification and qualification
Other General Requirement(s)
In addition all Applicants must:
Have an NYSC Discharge or exemption certificate
Be certified as mentally fit for appointment into the Service by a recognized Medical Doctor in any of these class of Government Hospitals:
National Hospital
Government Teaching Hospitals
Federal Medical Centers
Provide contact details for three references (from last employer, a close family relation and tertiary institution) from whom confidential reports on character and demonstrated abilities can be obtained
Present a certificate of State of Origin and Local Government signed by the Chairman/Secretary of their Local Government. Certificates endorsed by Liaison offices will not be accepted.
FIRS considers computer proficiency a key requirement for anyone who aspires for a job in the Service.
Application Closing Date
Monday, 10th October, 2016.
Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates are expected to fill their applications online. Application forms can be found on the career page at the FIRS Website The FIRS Application Portal will be available with effect from Monday, 29th August, 2016.
Click here for more information (pdf)

Note

Candidate should follow the instructions to fill in your application.
Only applications in respect of the position would be considered.
All individuals are expected to apply to only ONE position.
Multiple applications by one Candidate for more than one job will be disqualified.
Upon submission, applicants will receive an acknowledgement containing a reference number which must be quoted in all future correspondences.
Only shortlisted candidates will be invited for interview.

www.firs.gov.ng/careers

more grease to your elbow

santos876:
Gay alart..............ur partner na guy u na guy u stil want am to touch ur flat chest(or presumed breast)





Try pity ur ass ooo

guy no necessarily mean male dont be damn ignorant!

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why am i having this hunch that trump might be a good product sold wrong! politicians hardly use statistics during their campaign. they dwell on superficial issues and make it look serious and burlesque the real issues like they mean nothing. rape is on the high in USA that is statistics! a high % of it committed by Mexican, mostly the illegal immigrant..americans are not alien to terrorism a large chunk of it are perpetrated by Arab-muslim aliens that also is statistics!
trump was bold enough to talk about this things. what exactly is hillary campaigning about apart from being a women and promising american hopes. what hopes? she had spend almost $68m while trump expenses is only around 14m..that's enough for the media to hate you, once they hate you, you'll always be taken out of context; nothing you said would be right.
Trump approach might not be appropriate but can hillary please provide an alternatives rather than picking on the guy

u sounded like u've already made ur mind. like you're advertising or something