₦airaland Forum

Amigoss:
Won bi nu OLA ni jare,most successful English club....Na factos dey rile them up oooo

. Awon olote oshi..

akwesenana:
Liverpool fans are the most insecure set of people on God's green earth.

Why do you say that

Thought it happened in the u.k ...

Some men do get attached even after the sex ..

Ebus03:
Lol! I don't think you know hw good chatgpt is. I solve A LOT of problems in my work life and financial life by asking chatgpt alone. No human advice needed. The guy obviously used chatgpt if at all you are familiar with the way the AI present information.

Must have thought meta a.i works like chatgpt ..

I dont use chat gpt..

MikaelDare:
Didn't know it could happen to a male.

lol ..


Wdym ..


It happens to men a lot ..



Was walking by a road someday with my airpod plugged in , then this female came to tap me on my back saying she has been calling me for a while, I said I didn't hear her calls cause I got earpods on ... She first went on about putting the volume in the highest is not healthy and all of that, was like ok , thanks for the concern.. Then she started going about on how she has a friend that's into me cause she sees me pass by that road frequently ... That if I could spare some time to meet with her . I said why not have her come over here instead, she said she's shy to .. So I went over and guess what , the so called girl started about how I look like some dude she knew from back when, that'd she'd like to know , asked of my name and told me hers . Expected her to ask for a number but she did, maybe she forgot I wasn't sure . But I eventually bid my goodbye and continued vibing to my music on full volume whilst smiling sheepishly ..


Well saw her a few more times, no convos just waves and gestures ..

If she no go ask for my number I wasn't going bro either..
.well that's where It all ended . Nothing happened.


Funny enough, na the friend wey come meet me naim my eye dey chook enter .. she get nyash pass her friend..

Well it's not a long duration ban ..


We can live with it...

If she cannot grow with you, let her fvck off...

Since when emzolyn dey get codeine inside ..


Lol ... This guy's are just killing themselves..


No codeine inside that thing..

1st work

Factory - earnings 35k


Now I read heart rhythms and irregularities through a wave sign ...

osazsky:
First job forex..22 years ago
Now betting

Betting is a job now

Omoh x1000 ..

Come show me way make I use am as side hustle..

Mindlog:
First job...teaching
Present job....Psychotherapist and Clinical Practitioner in Children services.

So you're a shrink ..

I thought you were the meds giving ones .. - psychiatrist..

Chinny024:
Nursing and still Nursing 😋😋😋😋

You wan chuk pesin injection till thu kingdom come..

Mariangeles:
I just hope op will be okay after reading the comments sha.

Aunty what's your own??

Tell us

Sapeleboy911:
My first ever salary job was working in a car wash, oh Bob I will never forget what a combination of water and klin soap did to my palms and soles. At a time I was even scared of Klin soap. Currently now into IT and smart betting.

smart betting .. such fancy name for a punter ..

pocohantas:
Teaching.
I was 21, fresh outta university.
On the second day the principal sent me to go buy chilled coke and eggroll. Emphasis on chilled. The next day I didn't show up.
Pay was about 20k.

Rules and regulation was longer than River Niger. On some days they dressed like penguins. Other days, pink, purple shirt...all with black skirt/trouser. I was young, but I knew staying in such job was disastrous.

But now you're a full time babymama ...

All i can think of is smoothie ..

motymop:
which man of wisdom

Chatgpt answer

My guy put your money in Treasury bills, the returns are not that big but you will get your money back complete plus returns

if you want to get hypertension, then go also do the bus business

dishonesty from driver and conductor, fake repairs, police and mechanic issues and high fuel price will give you hypertension

I don't believe chatgpt would have the info he gave on the minibus part . I don't know about the rest...

DesChyko:
That's crazy. Is he a security threat?

Wetin concern efcc and security threat..

If na dss now , we for understand ...

bazoodo:
Na content creators go suffer am pass. At least Nigerians will be saved from rubbish content

Na tiktok be their main hustle .. FB na just side gig ..

Besides there's still youtube..

Dennisochampa:
This caption makes no sense and before Nigerians begin to react....let's apply logical reasoning to all of these....

1st of all.... If an ordinary man go to gtb to make complains, u go there... Fill whatever form you are asked to fill..... Nobody will arrest you....
If they can't arrest a normal person for making complains, will it be wise then to arrest someone like vdm with a large fan base because he came to make complains

What if vdm was wanted for something else and was tracked to gtb??

3rdlly.... Without a court order... The bank will not release the details of their customers to anybody and it's right...

So Nigerians should be patient until the full story come out before jumping into conclusions

but his mum accompanied him to the bank. 😕😕😕

This can never be me

Jamiuokolaa:
Where did he say 37goals (without assists)?

read his post again

delkuf:
who be this one. Gravenberch for that matter. Bruno have played in the wing, AM, and CM and as an anchor and still give us 37 goals and assists and you are talking about gravenberch.

How many goals your McAllister score this season. If not because of the inconsistency of man u, we would be talking about over 50 goals and assists for Bruno this season

37goals ko ..

You think say na for man u he score 37goals.. the 37G/A is the collation of all goals and assists across all competitions , evem national team ..

Mugu think say him dom score 37goals for man. U

AirBere:
Apart from Salah, no Liverpool player is at Bruno's level this season

Bruno no do reach gravenberch this season 😒😒

Let's not even talk about McAllister..

Ibime:
Beast and the preg.nant Argentinian should never be in the same sentence

enzo is good but cant just do hard works ..

Good for us we have McAllister by his side for that ..

Una no fit utilize am wella .

Gucciboy:
Good Goalkeeper like Mamadshvili can't be sitting on the bench. Better sell him to Chelsea and make your money .

heard he has been poor kinda this season ..


It's possible we loan and keep Kelleher for one more season or so .. we might just up give Allison to Saudi after this coming season ..


Maybe you guys should wait for one more season and get Allison for chikini money ...
.100m na chikini money to Chelsea na...

Ibime:
Wetin you sabi?

Elliot as AM, Palmer on wing. Elliot can also play wing and function as a CM perfectly

make we kuku swap .. give us Enzo, take Elliott .. make Arne awaken Enzo as he awaken gravenberch, make una come see beast ..

Imagine a midfield of gravenberch, McAllister and Enzo .. I'm down for this..

Angelfrost:
Brother, that was not obvious na...!

Every small thing, dem go carry ruler dey measure nonsense, even dey measure tip of person nose or shadow.

FIFA should rein VAR in abeg.

You go soon change mouth nw .. if na your team e favour
😋😋😋

Capaldi:
What is the worst thing that would happen if we offer Barca 250million for Yamal. If Yamal has a brother we should bring him to the bridge.

he flops



😋😋😋

AirBere:
They took a chance, scored and played on the counter throughout. Like I said, it's not a criticism but their style of play which is defensive first.

ok

Amigoss:
You dey explain give trolls,Na wa for u oooo

Na true sef