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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by DeeScan: 12:48pm On Feb 24, 2025
bisqit:
And to think he is a midfielder playing like a striker. I swear Liverpool is underrated. Chelsea and man united just have huge fanbase and nothing to show for it
szobo is an A.M/RW naturally .. some like him easily slots in at false 9 ..

I think he played false 9 yesterday...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by DeeScan: 12:41pm On Feb 24, 2025
Tah na lie ..

Whatever he is telling Salah... E no fit work oo ..

E better make Salah go Saudi than to go mancity ..

KO le werk lai lai...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by DeeScan: 10:13pm On Feb 23, 2025
It's a motherfvcking 11pts lead gooners ..


Sorry, ya'll were never the best team to play catch up in the first place..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by DeeScan: 6:09pm On Feb 23, 2025
Assnal fans .. do you like , do you like , do you like what you see
RomanceRe: If You Don’t Have Up To 50 Billion In Your Account, Don’t Talk To Me—lady Blast by DeeScan: 1:28pm On Feb 23, 2025
E no kuku concern me
..



If I did have that, she ain't never gon smell it ...
RomanceRe: See The Mind Game My Girlfriend Always Playing Recently . by DeeScan: 12:04pm On Feb 23, 2025
Nothing sweets me more than when I 'm being ghosted ..


Cause she just indirectly gave me permission to go explore other cunts ...
PoliticsRe: ''We Are The ORISHA People'' -Trinidad & Tobago Celebrates Its Nigerian Heritage by DeeScan: 9:13am On Feb 23, 2025
I just went through the history of this country and nothing was documented about them having ancestries down to Nigeria..


You sure say the woman no dey cap
PoliticsRe: ''We Are The ORISHA People'' -Trinidad & Tobago Celebrates Its Nigerian Heritage by DeeScan: 8:26am On Feb 23, 2025
favor914:
That is not the argument, just correcting u, old Oyo (Oyo & Osun) State is the core of Yorubaland not Lagos.
I don't think anyone has ever mentioned Lagos as the core of Yorubaland ..


It has always been the oyos/osun/ekiti .. right from time...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by DeeScan: 8:06am On Feb 23, 2025
aieromon:
When did you see Trent playing midfield in the game? Wasn't Trent substituted for Bradley a few minutes after scoring? When did Rashford take on Bradley?

https://www.sportbible.com/football/football-news/man-utd/man-utd-marcus-rashford-aston-villa-liverpool-071532-20250219


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbswaj0CX1c?si=RmjYMaDFaKrZWBpv
MRTA7:
That's not correct because Bradley replaced Trent as a sub. Thry werent on the pitch together. Trent was subbed few mins after the goal for Bradley. Trent was still playing RB when he scored. Thats not to say Rashford should be tracking Trent or not.
My bad then...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by DeeScan: 6:13am On Feb 23, 2025
Leyqute:
He was a weak point in their last game. Trent equalized because he was jogging back nonchalantly, leaving his full back to deal with 2 players bearing down on him.
That's not accurate..

Trent was moved into midfield in which Conor Bradley was brought in to take his position at rb ..

Trent wasn't his man anymore.. Conor Bradley was..
RomanceRe: What Songs Do You Listen To While Knacking by DeeScan: 6:07am On Feb 23, 2025
Chickenandchips:
I commot cap for you
You're welcome...
EducationRe: South Africans React To Nigeria's Hopes Of Joining G20 - PICTURES by DeeScan: 9:10pm On Feb 22, 2025
RandDigital:
Yoooh, you sure can bounce off the walls. Don't know which one triggered you the most - that you're not in G20 or that SA is presiding over the G20😂😂😂

Be like DeeSCAM above, post 3 lines and then be out. Peace ✌️
Right.. fvcktard ...


Fuk off , will ya...
RomanceRe: Who Can Guess What Is Missing? by DeeScan: 9:08pm On Feb 22, 2025
Xannadu:
Only an illiterate will think this is a question only for geniuses.
It actually follows a certain pattern of addition in which the answer ends up being 7..
RomanceRe: Who Can Guess What Is Missing? by DeeScan: 9:06pm On Feb 22, 2025
7

1+2 =3

1+3 =4
1+4 = 5
3+4= 7
RomanceRe: What Songs Do You Listen To While Knacking by DeeScan: 8:50pm On Feb 22, 2025
Usmanovic95:
The weeknd- I feel it coming/cummin😇😇
lmao ..


She would look at you like , are you a 2secs man..
RomanceRe: What Songs Do You Listen To While Knacking by DeeScan: 8:49pm On Feb 22, 2025
The take - Tory Lanez ft Chris brown



I'm definitely going to put her in seven positions in seventy minutes



(Take you down
I really want to take you down
And show you what I'm about)
(Can I take you down?
Ya body, body, oh
Ya body, body up and down)
I wanna put you in seven positions for seventy minutes
You'll get it babe
You got a lot on your mind
And I want to ease it up and lick it and slip it in
You do a light scream on the ice cream
When I scoop it and dip it in
Unzipping her tight jeans, and the feminine hygiene
Is magnificent
Tryna show you girl, I'm different
I get to licking and sticking and licking and sticking
Until the pussy get too wet and it's dripping and
Splitting both them legs like dividends
If it ends up how I want then
You'll end up sitting all over my bottom lip baby
The feeling of fucking you, feelings all up in you
Make it hard for you to bottle 'em baby
This dick is too big just to swallow it baby
But still you do it like it's Thanksgiving
And you gobblin', gobblin', gobblin', gobblin', baby
Like what's a goon to a goblin baby?
That pussy hotter than the summer
June in metropolis baby, no hiding it baby
She know what it is when I come around, let me take you down
It ain't my first time
But baby girl, let's get it in yeah
Bump and grind, already know
I wanna take you down again, yeah
Hit that rewind button, ohh
Let me take you down
Really wanna take you down, you down, you down
Take you down (yes I do) right now
You know I know how, oh whoa
Come put the shit all on top of me baby
I'm the one that feel it, so they copy me baby
Got it copywritten, that's my property baby
And the way that she whip it is driving me crazy
Think I been hitting the lottery baby
Buy you a Wraith, I'ma give you my safe
Put you in apartments, you parking in places
Yeah, this the real like Monopoly, baby
We got all night to get it right babe
So let me play
We got our whole damn life baby
So here we are, all alone in this room
Girl you know what I came to do
Know you got me on your radio playing old school CB
It's just me and you
It ain't my first time
But baby girl, let's get it in yeah
Bump and grind, already know
(You already know)
I wanna take you down again, yeah
Hit that rewind button, ohh
Let me take you down
Really wanna take you down, you down, you down
Take you down right now (right now)
You know I know how (I know how)
Ooh yeah
I promise not to give it to nobody babe
And promise you won't give it to nobody babe
And promise when you promise, keep them promises
I promise not to give it to nobody babe
And promise you won't give it to nobody babe
And promise when you promise, keep them promises
I promise not to give it to nobody babe
I promise not to give it to nobody babe
And promise you won't give it to nobody babe
And promise when you promise, keep them promises
I promise not to give it to nobody babe
(Keep promises)
I promise not to give it to nobody babe
And promise you won't give it to nobody babe
And promise when you promise, keep them promises
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by DeeScan: 8:39pm On Feb 22, 2025
MorataFC:
Nkunku is minus 1 the guy, he lacks the awareness of his surroundings, is unambitious, and I'm yet to see any quality of a player in him.
wetin una com see before una buy am

😏😏😏
RomanceRe: What's The Weirdest Thing Your Partner Or Friend Asked You To Buy? by DeeScan: 8:27pm On Feb 22, 2025
Suicideboy:
pampers but my friend's male and is not married and has no kids



every one in my street know me as single and celibate


come and see shock as store keeper day look me
Worst part is bump into a crush , you definitely don't wanna buy them infront of her before she starts thinking you've got kids..
RomanceRe: What's The Weirdest Thing Your Partner Or Friend Asked You To Buy? by DeeScan: 8:25pm On Feb 22, 2025
folake4u:
Lol it was just one time I was in so much pain and he helped out. No fuss whatsoever.

Whatever rocks your boat, I guess.
Man is just looking for a pathway to put the tip


😌😌😌
RomanceRe: What's The Weirdest Thing Your Partner Or Friend Asked You To Buy? by DeeScan: 8:22pm On Feb 22, 2025
Adext4sure:
Had one weird experience while still in the institution. When my ex called me to help her get P2 at the pharmacy while coming home. You need to see the moral myself and my guy were pulling asking bout it up and down. Funny enough, I quickly noticed some ladies were gossiping bout us and were like , (See this small small boys ooh) By then, I already realised twas P2 that was causing all the ruckus.

Omo. My God go judge this girl sha 😁😁
Postinor 2 ..


Should've been easy to decode...


Wait till they ask you to get misofem

The kind bad looks the pharmacist/chemist go take look you ehn..

Btw, misofem is an ulcer medication in case you curious to know..
RomanceRe: What's The Weirdest Thing Your Partner Or Friend Asked You To Buy? by DeeScan: 8:17pm On Feb 22, 2025
folake4u:
If na by that one, let me just inform you now that my brother's helped me buy sanitary pad a gazillion times.

Father, brother, (ex) partner and male neighbour. cheesy
Male neighbors ..


Wtf. 🙀🙀🙀
EducationRe: South Africans React To Nigeria's Hopes Of Joining G20 - PICTURES by DeeScan: 7:59pm On Feb 22, 2025
One asswipe said we're the little brother...


He has to have his head on a spike for that ...



Another's said we're obsessed with them .. Thanks to amapiano we never knew they existed...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by DeeScan: 7:51pm On Feb 22, 2025
popizaino:
Did i just see 4-2-3-1 as our formation?

Maresca is daft. Simple as ABC.
Why is that??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by DeeScan: 5:54pm On Feb 22, 2025
Make man city con help us increas am too 10points ... Treble is still live...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by DeeScan: 5:53pm On Feb 22, 2025
I said this shiit.. westham can never be a walkover for arsenal ..



Yes, we retain our 7 points lead...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by DeeScan: 5:43pm On Feb 22, 2025
Westham die there oo ..


You own this derby ..



You deserve this win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by DeeScan: 5:28pm On Feb 22, 2025
Westham dey gimme joy ....


I knew they would never be a walk over for arsenal being the fact that they're like a derby teams...


Westham no gree oo ..

The EPL belongs to Liverpool...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 22nd February 2025 by DeeScan: 5:21pm On Feb 22, 2025
Westham doing the Lord's work ..


I said it .. westham won't be an easy nut to crack .. if westham no win make Dem draw abeg....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by DeeScan: 3:40pm On Feb 22, 2025
andrewbaba44:
Make Bruno try go better club after this season
we need hid expertise in Liverpool ..

Bruno go click under slot style...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by DeeScan: 3:32pm On Feb 22, 2025
nitrogen:
We no even enjoy any new manager bounce. We have been eating losses like food almost every week since we hired Amorim due to some untested philosophy. Chai!
buy una been dey enjoy with ruud oo ..


Funny enough .. ruud's style might have worked with united players...
RomanceRe: One Bad Trick I Learnt From The "Bang Rule" That Works For Me Till Date by DeeScan: 9:54am On Feb 22, 2025
Goodmarlian:
Unfortunately everyone cannot get it,because it requires great sacrifice either through effort or blood are you willing to pay the price?
hell yeah .. I'd do anything for them racks...
RomanceRe: One Bad Trick I Learnt From The "Bang Rule" That Works For Me Till Date by DeeScan: 9:52am On Feb 22, 2025
judatech:
My Bang Rule is $$$!
i just need one of those racks .. I swear down...

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