₦airaland Forum

rentAcock:
I used to think Tyla and Ayra Starr were the same people. I'm officially an old man. Good luck to our Nigerian artistes.

people??

You thought they was done band or something



WTF. 😕😕😕

cococandy:
Oh so you guys know but when female content creators show any sign of wealth then they must be oloshos. Okay

when has any content creating lady been labeled olosho ..

.has taoma been labeled olosho??

Why is it that whenever your lots are bored, the next to do is to start wars with the gentle males of nairalanders

sweetrace:
A food processor is an electrical machine that cuts, slices and has the ability to pound food. With it you can pound your yam and don’t have to worry about women fighting to marry you.

Wouldn't it be a delight seeing women fighting to marry him

🥴🥴

sweetrace:
Buy a food processor: it pounds yam perfectly. This way, you can enjoy pounded yam and stop thinking every female wants to marry you.

What if did they want to

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pu7pl3:
Tell me you dont know what a Villain means without telling me you don't know what a Villain means.

From the movie so far, he doesn't seem the villain..

maestro299:
A woman once told me, " Men are stupid. They go out and work like donkeys to get money. What then do they spend that money on? Waste it on women."

I thought she was just being snarky until I sat down and reasoned through her words. It was true. At least, a good 99% of our efforts and struggles to improve our finances and make money is to implicitly or explicitly impress a woman. Whether it's our wives, girlfriends, mother's, those random chicks, that prospective romantic interest, we labor to get money to get those luxuries, comforts and 'accessories' that entice ladies.

I have resetted my mentality since I learnt about this which was when I was a teenager. Now I make money for me and me only ... Maybe my mom is the exception cause she basically hustled to splurge her money on me..

Talkisneeded:
Nothing new,but I've learnt never to deprive myself just to please a woman..
Before you eat 5 out of my money,I must have eaten 22...



I sell herbs tho

22 of her own money or yours

MissSlimbody:
To each their own o. I prefer my eggs fully cooked and dry. If it is "a bit custardy" like you described it, I will definitely throw up.

same here, I'd fvcking puke .. those lots that eats their eggs like that could just break and pour directly into the mouth, no need for that much ceremony...

frugal:
Rice and fried eggs while waiting for Sunday stew.

should've just made egg stew with it .

Xidget:
Lunch

dang .. Eating out has it perks .. you don get to eat meals like this ..


Now I fvcking crave this shiit...

Griffon:
Nkunku showing he isn’t a pure No9. Your predatory instinct at that point would be to place that header at that right corner where the GK was stepping out from.

He just directed the ball right in the middle where the goalie had occupied to make a save.

placing ball with head in that position where he is racing .. I no knw if some of una think say thses players na robot ..


Which pure 9 of nkunku height fit direct that ball to the opposite direction ...

😕😕😕

Godstime001:
Them they talk A you dey talk B.

Wdym


😕😕😕

kingBolton:
Scanning in that position? How ? The still images are making you reach that conclusion.

Immediately After the flick, he had enough space to square that ball that's if he didn't push the ball forward first before the shoots ... In a situation when you're close to the goal post, most players looks up to quickly take a scan and make a decision on where to place the ball. On doing that, he would have spotted nkunku, that's for sure ..

Although the only reason why atleast one could justify him not squaring that ball is the possibility of nkunku losing the ball .. He must've have a quick thought about it and said fvck it, let me go for the goal myself...

Eseka22:
Sometimes oil food gives me dry throat, enjoy your meal

It's allergy.

Ibime:
Palmer go need drone to spot Nkunku there much less pick him out amongst 3 defenders

that's a lie ..


He could easily squared the ball to nkunku .. in that position, there's no way he would have not scanned his side ways in that Position and in that process could've given a pass..

FBS:
Are we back to pre-season mode or what? Just asking for a friend.


Any which way, we are winning the league. Yes, I said it.

lol .. you wan win league but you dey draw with notts forest...

Na big scam.


No be the first time ..

KingCold:
Who cares about your low spending market ? 😂

Low spending market, hahaha joke"s on you ..


Even your artistes knows we're the real deal .. Nigeria is where that money at

😋😋😋😋

fredoooooo:
He's playing against us

No be man. U can you be

WannaHowzit:
Lol, you're beginning to bounce off the walls - the long essays are evidence of that 😂😂😂 I've entertained you enough for the day, let me leave you with the high blood pressure.

Besides, I need my beauty sleep - it's almost midnight here in SA. As with everything else, we're even ahead of Nigeria in terms of time ⌚⏰😂😂😂🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆

you can't take the heat cause it's gonna burn you so you wanna stylishly cower off ..


No one is bouncing off, we are still right still on track..


Your an hour ahead of us . Exactly 11:32 .. you still have few min till midnight .. it's not like you have any where you have to be tomorrow.. you and I know your lazy ass self would be home drinking beer all day ..


Be brave and wait out still 12proper .. coward!!

WannaHowzit:
Lol, the original of this song is the one winning awards - never saw Burna on the stage to receive the awards 😢

Burna's the one who stayed up all night for weeks refining his Zulu for the superior SA musical taste. This was real desperation to penetrate highly lucrative SA market and not some tinubulated market where people can't afford tomatoes 🍅🍅🍅🤣🤣🤣

Hahahaha .. I wonder why focalistic didn't have davido doing the same on champion sound or run town, wizkid, niniola and fvcking naira Marley .. I mean fvcking Marley .. ya'll had to beg naira Marley for a feature . Hahaha .. I wouldn't be surprised if TYLA comes begging portable for a feature .. hahaha🤣🤣🤣

Well it's not like he has not been featured by someone bigger than all the south African artiste .. yeah, skepta featured fvcking portable on a song ... Yet TYLA is going all around sliding in Travis Scott, Central cee's dm begging for features .. hahahaha .. There are levels to these shiit punk ..

WannaHowzit:
Lol, what has Nigeria ever invested in?😂😂😂 Even the football and music u brag about is refined overseas. Your footballers japa to Europe and musicians to America. Not a single hospital is worthy for your politicians, they all run to Europe and even SA. I'm not surprised by your fixation on football - the poor man's sport 🇳🇬👎🏾💩💩💩

Rubbish!! ..

Wdym refined overseas..

If our football was refined overseas, tell me why the current APOTY is a local breed player - OSIMHEN or maybe you need to exact about the refined statement you used , let's understand what you're getting at ..

You that don't refined your own football overseas, why is APOTY not from your non refined overseas football ... Explain pls ..


2. Our music were never refined overseas .. our music has always been sought after in the overseas .. we got wind of that and we took advantage of that .

Go on Instagram/Facebook/YouTube and search silly music..

You'd see a Korean girl trying to famz us with our music even speaking our languages.. she basically worships our music like it's a religion ...


Kiss daniel just dropped a song call marhaba, guess what, yeah your guess is as good as mine. Go to her page and get wowed.

WannaHowzit:
⤵️⤵️⤵️


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-RhCvYpxqc?si=0r_Is0IyXH82C1qm

nah .. this ain't shiit ... Chris Brown has been speaking pidgin/yoruba in his musics.. Doesn't mean he could speak them in an actual conversation...


So does burna ...


This sames song had burna to thank for the recognition it got .. No one knew the damn thing before burna ..

Hahahaha so much for South Africa being ba huge market ..

Y'all wouldn't survive if Nigerian didn't hop on your songs..

Have some bloody respect , asswipe...

WannaHowzit:
Tell your Minister of Soccer to come see me, i need to educate him Rugby WC is the biggest global tournament after FIFA WC and the Olympics.

We won the Rugby WC for a record 4th time, came back with medals from the Olympics, got bronze at Afcon while Hunger-geria came with 🥚from the olympics and don't know what rugby is 🇳🇬👎🏾💩💩💩

Rugby world cup .. hahahaha .. how many people watch that shiit ...

I'd rather settle watching a UFC tournament cause there's no difference btw both sport.

Rugby wc is the biggest global tournament after football .. hahaha , this nigga must be some joker .. what the fvck would basketball be if rugby is the next best thing after football .. Even the tennis sport has more viewership than that shiit show of a sport .. I see why Nigeria is not really invested in it .. we go where the money is and there's clearly no good return of money investing in that kind of sport ...

WannaHowzit:
You'll wait til our artists start singing in sh1tgbo (which is a lifetime). Burna speaks very good Zulu don't he? Very good slave to SA rands 😂😂😂😂

nah .. he doesn't speak zulu ..

I've never heard him speak zulu .. if you had said patois .. I would've understand...


Show proof of him speaking zulu...

Charmingrascal:
Hi, please which Nigerian artiste has the biggest fan base in SA?

All Nigerian artiste .
.even portable get fan base for south African .


I'm pretty sure portable will have these fvcktard collapsing when he performs there..

WannaHowzit:
Shed tears for the lives you ruin with your drugs and yahoo in SA.

No one had guns pointed to their head to Forcefully buy the drugs.

Gadafii:
Meanwhile AKA that was supposed to be their A-list artists Dem kpai am like hunters dog for streets.

Very anyhow people, vile and lazy

Make chris brown Sha dey very careful, before them go talk say he resemble AKA😢😢

lol ..

Da baby was there some months back and they fvcking stole his phone .
.. would you believe that??

WannaHowzit:
When have you ever heard of SA artists, actors, footballers, nurses, teachers, etc going out to Africa for anything? 😂😂😂 SA market is huge enough to afford them luxury lifestyles.

Burna can keep recording in Zulu in order to make ends meet.

Right.

Now explain to us why TYLA has been featuring American artiste, going on u.s tours and all thst shiit if your market is so huge enough .


Scratch that , why am I going to far .. explain why your artiste usually make remix of their gaddem boring amapiano song by featuring Nigerian artiste ..

Start giving explanation since your slum of country marketvis that huge.

I'm waiting

WannaHowzit:
By sport i suppose you mean soccer? Do you know what sport is? You returned from the Olympics empty handed🇳🇬💩💩💩. Ask your Minister of Sport Soccer to call me so i can skool him in all things sport (the current Rugby World Cup Champions) 🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆

We talking football, you talking rugby, the shiit sport. Wtf is you on 😕😕😕

Ironfaceman:
See what South Africans are saying about Burnaboy!

https://mobile.facebook.com/100064038042499/posts/974425371368722/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v&wtsid=rdr_0TECTxquIjMgMMuOu&_rdc=1&_rdr

I'd like to see which south African artiste can sell out that burna boy's failure number here in Nigeria ..

That's if they try to hold concerts here Nigeria . They got no market here ..

. Fvcking wankers ..


Prove me wrong. Kingcold