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modath:
Uh uh my bad,


@deezou,

Na today I know why youruba say "na backyard the ones wey dey do person strong thing dey, the ones wey be real enemy , na inside house dem dey. !!

Na war ooo

You no know I bug ya handbag abi
, I don leave her for that your fine oyinbo alangoro, kiss him for us.

Hehehehehe
*covers face,prostrate*thank u ma.kisses 2 LBK too.

modath:
*remove left bobby from K's mouth, give am to hin bros or sis,gets bum shorts* ..

Oh, oh, lovinam,proudmom38, hafsat24, chinwedym, mgeey, missmalachi, tatacherie ,kaffy4bill, deezou , safe06, firsttymum & others ...... make una leave me, i nooooo goooo gree.

You don run abi, no let me see you pass dem zaynie junction oooo.... I don put spy nearby.

Hahahahaha,these women and their drama,abeg senior MO,let her go,she don regret it.

*Whisphers into zaynie's ear "hope d deal is still there,u rememba say u promised dat atinuke will go 2 us no matter how much they pay cos abul-khayr is d cutest in ur opinion,and dat we go share all dat came in from d suitors at 2:1"*.
*In public*modath if u permit me i can be LBK's campaign director gen*

Deezou:
JUMAYIN darling,hope all is well.

JummaiTWINS,dont know what 2 say,but God will give u double 4 ur trouble.av bin asking of u since,it's well wit u dear,u r in ma prayers.

Congrats once again our able drama queen aka accountant gen.

JUMAYIN darling,hope all is well.

Zaynie!!!!!Wake up naw,d sleep is too much,Atinuke use ur tactics 2 wake mama up,we need her here abeg.

Congrats t4tunu

Congrats zaynie,alhamdulillah 4 u.seems no b only me dey doze off while writing bs come and update o

Congrats everfaithfulGod.

Congrats justcurious and curve

Congrats tonneth.drink hot tea+milk and a lot of bournvita,dats wat i used.

zaynie:
Deezou....how is our oyinbo bobo....tell him too o..... form is almost out o....issokay

Okay,we'll b d 1st 2 purchase d form at any cost,bt we've our own criteria too.

kendlez:
Join me thank God.
My prince charming came last nyt by 11:54 weighing 3.4kg via vagina delivery though I had a tear.
BS coming your way soon.

Congrats mama

Hello house,so many pages to read but i cant go back and read.congrats 2 mamas dat delivered in my absence.congrats 2 those dat ported from ttc thread.
Zaynie u never offload?When is dat mouth gonna b killed?Am curious 2 read ur bs.

ahnie:
Dan mata,yaya ne?yaya aiki vigilante?ya yi kyau ko?kwana shida.gesuwa ne ke fah@deezou

Hahaha,u always impress me annie.lafiya kalau,vigilante dey and it's becoming more real everyday,thanks for checking.yaya baby zino?Da fata tana lafiya.a gaishe ta.nagode.

kaffy4bill:
Virgin deezou..

One love alwaz

*coversface*.how ur damsel?

ijeoma2728:
It all ended in praise.Had my princess by 12am 2day,got to d Hospital by 8pm.Bs later.make i rest

Double congrats mama.

lovinam:
Hahahahahah. I learnt pidgin as an adult too. Gist de sweet pass in pidgin. I hope you now have a solution. Use durex look for featherlite. Its close to natural sha but if oga is a withdrawal master then you can fire on. Note of warning: na withdrawal make me visit this thread last year. Lol

Lol.Withdrawal ke?I never believe in dat.will use calendar method but will first use d cd b4 cycle starts.

olubankemi:
Lovinam the kpekus teacher and Deezou the learner, plus all the interpreters. Una always dey make me laugh when it comes to that matter.

Me being begging Oga to come do he no gree. Say he no wan spoil anything. I get only side kiss, I don't know if correct kiss will spoil something again.

Abeg make una teach me how I go take seduce am when no go fit say no cos me I need it.

Make all of una join me Crack bone, that is my craving for today. I still dey Crack.

Dis woman o,wit all dat belly u wan oga nag u another one on top dat?
#amvirgin

Just 2 say hello,may all ur prayers b answered,amin.mumihaja,longest time,how u dey?Praying 4 u and other ttc sisters.

lovinam:
Are you sewrious? You don't understand a thing I wrote!! Wow!! Pls can someone translate for her!!!! Thanks

Ok ma,thank u.will do just dat.sorry 4 not understanding u,u know am starting 2 learn pigin here on nl,am sori 1ce again.

soonest:
@ deezou, She said you have not bn congirized(pressed) enough cause if you hv been, you will use a condom.
That kpekus is sweeter after delivery. Hope you understand now!

Oh thanks dear,got it now.

lovinam:
Are you sewrious? You don't understand a thing I wrote!! Wow!! Pls can someone translate for her!!!! Thanks

Am serious

JUMAYIN:
Deezou sweety, how is your cutey doing and how vigilante? @ kaffy4bill, congrats ma'am

He's doing great dear,and vigilante na real!Imagine now i cant get a straight 90mins sleep.how body?

lovinam:
Abeg e never hook you sef. Use cd na hian!! Na wen u deliver d tin de sweet pass. Lmao
#imSoInnocent

Abeg can u speak formal english?Am not gud at pigin,no vex.

Congrats and welcome onboard @ginababy.

Kaffy4bill,congrats may Allah make it profitable 4 u now and in d hereafter,amin.

lovinam:
Hahahah so cos of fear u no wan give oga his due. Oya de dia till e tear "peant" for ur body u go sabi how far. Just generally have a talk with oga stating your fear. I'm sure you will come to a perfect understanding.

Hhhhh,its me craving 4 d tin,av already told him my fear n he agreed 2 b patient 4 wen am ready,d p is dat i crave 4 it bt fear e stop me.d question is must i wait 4 menses 2 com b4 trying natural fp?

ozycy:
I thought so as well, but this is my 4th baby, and those last minute pain were out of this world . Thank GOD it didn't last so long

lovinam:
Aunty but you just born na. Lol
The pain decreases not, its just that you are now experienced.
Eache prengancy is unique in its own way kwa. Even cravings etc not the same. Tell oga to cover up and u sef go do fp.

Thank you ma'ams.it's just d pain and d pity of my boy dats keeping me away from dh and i want 2 try nfp.@senior lovinam,*kneeling*dat title goes 2 u my able senior.@ozycy,may God keep them 4 u,amin

soonest:
Labour pain is labour pain! It only gets shorter all things being equal.
Seems you are already ready for a 2nd journey . Lol
Hope your lo is doing good. Cheers

2nd missionary ke!My baby is only 5wks.he's doing great,thanks 4 asking and 4 ur swift response.

Deezou:
Does labor pain decrease as d number of birthes increases?Cos am very afraid of dat pain o which makes me afraid of dh too.

Cc:mamas dat delivered more dan 1.

ozycy:
You can give us part 2 of the birth story, it's allowed

Ok,make i go and prepare it.congrats once more on ur funny b.s

BTW,does d pain decrease as d number of birthes increases?Cos am very afraid of dat pain o which makes me afraid of dh too.

Congrats virtuouswife