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CultureRe: Corper Olori Ajoke Adeyemi: Alaafin Of Oyo's Wife Pictured In NYSC Uniform by DeHumbleTboy: 2:08pm On Aug 23, 2019
GistMore5:
Olori Ajoke Adeyemi, who is one of the wives of the Alaafin of Oyo, is currently doing her compulsory one year National Youth Service after successfully graduating from a tertiary institution.

The queen shared a photo of herself fully clad in her NYSC uniform.

"Nigeria we serve," she captioned the photo. "Alihamdulilahi for the journey so far.. #corperunusual."

Her followers congratulated her with one referring to her as "kopa olori."


See more here; http://gistmore.com/alaafin-of-oyos-wife-pictured-in-nysc-uniform-as-she-serves-her-country
if I hear say guys never get the door screw make my yansh bend like sickle
TravelRe: Trailer Crushes Soldier To Death In Abeokuta At Mortuary Junction by DeHumbleTboy: 2:02pm On Aug 23, 2019
DevilhimseIf:
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cheesy cheesy Devilhinself I salute your stupidity
PoliticsRe: Lagos Government Donates 23 Sinoki Supra Motorbikes To The RRS by DeHumbleTboy: 2:00pm On Aug 23, 2019
AutoReportNG:
In a bid to improve security across the metropolis especially in a mega city like Lagos, the Lagos State Security Trust Fund has handed over 23 Sinoki Supra Motorbikes to Rapid Response Squad (RRS) team to help in traffic patrol and response to distress calls.

The RRS is the Lagos Security arm which comprises of men of the Nigerian Police and is headed by DCP Tunji Disu.

See photos of the bike below...

[img]https://1.bp..com/-NoJF6TtFfLs/XV-r6cVoopI/AAAAAAAAe5g/VBzoy2d3MNwBY8Sx8yKN2Bi1l1GIJSUZwCLcBGAs/s1600/rrs%2B2.jpg[/img]

[img]https://1.bp..com/-IKcfdo184qs/XV-r6ZOLo0I/AAAAAAAAe5k/qkBMAqecbMEXnqSe_EuDLp2jbAZG7wn3wCLcBGAs/s1600/rrs.jpg[/img]


Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/08/security-lagos-state-government-donates.html
how much is one of that bike?
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Save Me From This Confusion. by DeHumbleTboy(op): 1:58pm On Aug 23, 2019
NLSavage:
you'll tear the sisters apart. Do you want to wreck a home? Kindly rebuff their advances towards you.
of cause my my guy. I'm running as my tinny legs can carry me. I have no option than activate my true caller and get their numbers block for good. Devil is a chronic liar. Imagine my name on punch and vanguard > A MAN GOT TWO SISTERS PREGNANT undecided grin cheesy holy ghost fire the devil jare. I agree with you on your opinion guy. Thanks
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Save Me From This Confusion. by DeHumbleTboy(op): 8:12pm On Aug 22, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Date someone else, you home wrecker.
must you show your empty container brain everywhere you go? Why calling me names for something I have no intention of doing?
RomanceNairalanders Save Me From This Confusion. by DeHumbleTboy(op): 5:39pm On Aug 22, 2019
Two sisters is madly in love with me i'm confused on who to chose as I don't want to offend any of them.
Please help.
CrimeRe: Sadiya, The Missing Girl In Jos, Found With A Man In Abuja (Photos) by DeHumbleTboy: 8:20am On Aug 22, 2019
Kingosytex:
Ayam not understanding o, the man took her to Abuja...as in he kidnapped her or he took her to Abuja that they went to catch some fun...you grab what i mean?cheesycheesycheesycheesy


Op your story is incomplete. Was the girl kidnapped or she went there on her free will?
I wanted to ask same question.
Crime2 Die, 9 Injured In Auto Crash Along Lagos-ibadan Expressway Accident by DeHumbleTboy(op): 8:17am On Aug 22, 2019
The Ogun Command of the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC), has confirmed two persons dead and nine others have sustained various degrees of injury after multiple accidents along the Isara area, Lagos-Ibadan expressway.
Mr Clement Oladele, the state’s Sector Commandant of the Corp disclosed this while speaking with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Ota, on Sunday.
Oladele said that the accident happened at about 8.30 a.m. on Saturday adding that it involved a truck and six other vehicles along the Isara area, Lagos-Ibadan expressway.
He explained that the six vehicles rammed into a truck belonging to Buildwell Company that got stuck at the Straigate Isara area while trying to enter the company.
Oladele listed the vehicles involved to include- Toyota bus with registration number XR516KG, Toyota bus with registration number KUJ 186 XB, Nissan Truck with registration number KJA 785XN, Toyota car with registration number LSD 435 FK, Kia car with registration number LND 866 BA and Layland Truck with registration number KUJ 345 XB.
The FRSC boss attributed the accident to wrongful overtaking and excessive speed.
The sector commandant said that 35 persons were involved, while two persons died and nine others sustained various degrees of injury.
“The corpses of victims were deposited at FOS morgue, Ipara, Ogun, while the survivors are receiving intensive treatment at to Victory Hospital, Ogere, Ogun,” he said.
Oladele said that the obstruction had been cleared by FRSC personnel with support from sister agencies to ease the free flow of traffic in the area.
The sector commander, however, advised motorists to be cautious and adhere to 50 km per hour rule while plying construction zones.
He further advised passengers to caution their drivers and those not adhering to the above rule, should be promptly reported to the FRSC through its toll-free number 122.

TravelRe: Russians Eating Nigerian Jollof Rice For The First Time by DeHumbleTboy: 12:50am On Aug 22, 2019
Shibaraba:
I for upload one oyinbo for newyork but I can't edit myself out.

Believe me guys for that hollow she give me free punna. Just for jollof. Not my fault she assumed the taste of the jollof will be directly proportional to the taste of my kondo.

And she wasn't wrong grin
chai oyo is ur case
Romance60 Things Older Women Over 60 Wished They Knew In Their 20s And 30s by DeHumbleTboy(op): 8:15pm On Aug 21, 2019
Margaret Manning resigned from her corporate job and became an entrepreneur building an online community – Sixty and Me, for women who are over 60.
She asked the women in her community to share one piece of advice they will like to give to younger women, something they wished they had known when they were in their 30s.
Below are the powerful responses from 60 women! Amazing!
1. Remember you only have one life — this is not a dress rehearsal
2. Try to stay positive and look for the good in every life experience
3. Keep an eye on the here and now
4. Live each day fully because you don’t what’s around the corner
5. Remember that life can change in an instant
6. Love all the stages of your life and fear none, because they are all magical
7. Learn to live in the moment. If you master this when you are young, it will help in your 60s
8. Life’s too short to be worrying about something that will happen in the future — live for today
9. Get outdoors and enjoy nature!
10. Find a hobby or a profession that will take you through all your different stages
11. Be yourself. Age with grace
12. Focus on positive aging instead of anti-aging
13. Accept the changes in your body and mind as you get older
14. Always be true to yourself… it’s a long learning process but it pays off
15. Make memories but always keep a soft landing place
16. Virginia Wolff was right — a woman needs a room of her own and $500
17. Forget about society’s stereotypes about aging
18. Don’t worry about getting older, worry about being boring
19. Age is only a number — it does not define who you are
20. Age will happen whether you’re afraid of it or not, so get living!
21. Never cease to be inspired.
22. Live simple but save hard. Exercise, educate, read, and travel
23. Buy classic clothes — they will always be in style
24. Don’t waste money on shoes — men are not looking at your feet
25. Don’t carry rubbish through your life!
26. Be yourself — shine your light. Be present, the real you, aware and alive in every moment
27. Don’t obsess about wrinkles. When the lines start to show on your face, think of them as the roadmap of your life
28. Live with passion and love with your eyes and heart wide open. Just be happy
29. Live for the present — don’t worry about getting older — the best is yet to come!
30. Treasure the simple things in your life — don’t over complicate things
31. Love and respect your partner and children the way you want them to love and respect you
32. Give your love freely and unconditionally

33. Have children when you want them — there is never a perfect time
34. Have empathy for yourself as well as others
35. Take lots of photos — you will celebrate them when people you love are gone
36. Learn to forgive at a younger age
37. Let go of your anger and let gratitude and joy flood into your life
38. Keep a close circle of lady friends, it’s essential
39. Value your family. They will be there when others are not. They will sustain you throughout your life journey
40. Never go to sleep angry with yourself or someone else
41. Tell your partner, friends and family that you love them every single day
42. At 30 you become a woman. Appreciate how beautiful you are
43. Don’t waste time worrying about the things you can’t change but change the things you can
44. Get out of a bad relationship fast — you can’t change another person
45. Take care of your skin! Smile often
46. Trust your instincts and never speak badly about yourself
47. Be kind to yourself. Let go off what you can’t control. If it feels wrong, don’t do it
48. Learn to laugh at yourself. Don’t be so serious!
49. Give yourself some “me” time every day and laugh and smile all the time
50. Just be you. Don’t strive for perfection
51. If you have children, love them, but, don’t try to be a perfect mother
52. Let your child be your teacher
53. Be a warrior — learn to be resourceful and self-sufficient
54. Never let fear get the upper hand
55. Never stop learning and enhancing yourself mentally, physically and spiritually
56. Be grateful for every day, even bad days — there’s always a lesson to learn
57. Embrace the positive aspect of aging — like having less responsibility and more freedom
58. Many struggles actually become easier with age
59. Don’t let anyone tell you that you are too old to do anything! Or too young for that matter
60. Don’t be afraid. When you get there you will be ok. Life and nature prepare you for each phase of life

Join a community of women living authentically & thriving in spite of life’s pains & pressures!–> @dearyoungnaijawoman

Cc
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mynd44

RomanceRe: Dwarf Model, Fatima, Dances With Lady She Is Taller Than On Street Of London by DeHumbleTboy: 8:12pm On Aug 21, 2019
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are you kidding me? undecided
Nairaland GeneralFemi Fani-kayode, And The Church Of Satan Dig It Out On Twitter by DeHumbleTboy(op): 8:07pm On Aug 21, 2019
Fani-Kayode took to his social media handle to lambast Fairstein who led the prosecution of the Central Park Five case, wherein five teenagers, four African-American and one Hispanic, were wrongfully convicted for the 1989 rape and assault in Central Park of a white female jogger.
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She described Fairstein as a racist and a member of the Church of Satan.
He wrote, “Former NYPD cop, Linda Fairstein, is a racist, witch and a member of the Church of Satan. She should be prosecuted and burnt at the stake with her books. She deserves the death penalty for what she did to those five boys #Central Park 5 #Cancel Linda Farstein.”
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The Church of Satan said Farstein was not its member and tweeted, “She has nothing to do with us. Please leave us out of it.”
Fani-Kayode, however, responded, “Get thee behind me Satan!”
It responded, “That doesn’t actually work. We are right here in front of you telling you that you are making false, unfounded accusations and asking you nicely to please leave us out of it as it has nothing to do with us.”
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Fani-Kayode added, “In Jesus name, I bind you and send you to the desert places. The devil is a liar; he was a liar and a murderer from the start and the father of lies. You claim she is not your member and you expect me to believe you. Make your list of members public and prove me wrong. Stop disowning your own.”

cheesy grin

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mynd44

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Replies Follower Who Begged For Money To Replace Mother's Phone by DeHumbleTboy: 7:02pm On Aug 21, 2019
Aboks:
hahahahaha d guy sef no be even say em dey ask 4 help 4 hospital bill or any serious case
but that's his own problem.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Replies Follower Who Begged For Money To Replace Mother's Phone by DeHumbleTboy: 6:59pm On Aug 21, 2019
I can't see any savage there. He begs rather than stealing. If he went and stole another person's phone to give her mom people will still say why not go and work hard or look for other legit means to get phone for his Mom.

But a lot of people are really trying. Because of people stupidity on social media I deleted all my social media account starting from Instagram, Facebook and tweeter. I don't see their use at all. Anyone who cares to reach me,
my WhatsApp, IMO and the newly launched eyesup is there for them. Since there class is higher than mine I have no option than change from the school to avoid OSIKWATO and OSIKWANO


Meanwhile abroad base people should come and take me there to join them in their world pls. The heat here is stronger than that of a bakery. cheesy grin i'm serious ooo. Babes in abroad how far nahhuh We guys in naija de gbadu una ooo. Come take dude who's down to earth now before another captain will take over the ship wink wink
Nairaland GeneralHow To Boost Performance Of Your Smartphone by DeHumbleTboy(op): 6:44pm On Aug 21, 2019
[/b]There are so many ways you can boost the performance of your smartphone today. These are some of those ways.[b]



With mobile use constantly on the rise, users are now spending as much as three hours and 15 minutes a day on their phones, most of which in exploring different apps.

Smartphones have become our wallets, address books and personal assistants. We use them to hail rides and to book appointments. We even make major payment decisions using our smartphones. If you aren’t doing so already, here is how to boost productivity and get the best out of your smart device.

Protect your smartphone

Data is only good if you have control over it. And if you don’t take security seriously, then unscrupulous persons will take advantage of your smartphone and do ugly stuff with it. You can start by encrypting the information on your smartphone via the settings option. Then add a pin code to make sure nobody is able to access your phone when you leave it unattended. If your smart device has facial recognition, finger print protection, or any other security feature, make good use of them to keep your information safe.

Another way to practice good security is to back up the content of your smartphone regularly. That way, your life will still go on smoothly even when you get a new smartphone. You should also install an antivirus on your smartphone to ensure better security by keeping it free of viruses and other malicious codes. Protecting your smartphone can make you seem paranoid, but nobody will think you smart if you leave it unprotected.

Install the right apps

There is more to a smartphone than just receiving calls. A new app is developed almost everyday that helps boost our productivity in some form or the other. For instance, you can download a scanner that allows you to scan documents on the go. There are many others that will help you plan your day and manage your expenses.

For those who need more functionality than the memo app will offer, Microsoft’s Office Suite is available on all mobile operating systems. For your daily commute, eWallets now make it easy to make payments within a safe environment. Fintechs have gone so far with their innovations that you might never need to enter a banking hall again unless you need to say hi. Even then, there are a number of communication apps, like WhatsApp, WeChat, and Telegram.

With huge storage, large memories, and advanced pixels, smartphones have become the new personal computer. Boost your productivity by downloading apps based on your daily needs.

You can check your heart beat as well and measure your activity level each day. Cool, right? Health and fitness apps like My Google Fit, MyFitnessPal and SparkPeople can help you manage your daily exercise, caloric and nutritional intake. Some of these tools are helpful for managing health conditions, like diabetes, that require calorie and nutrition counting.

Work on your phone

Smartphones make it easy to share stuff on social media platforms. Apps like Facebook and Twitter come pre-installed on most smart devices. But smartphones are not just convenient for doing fun things. You can do a lot of work using your smartphone and still be productive at the same time.

If you are a social media marketer or are managing your business’s social pages, Facebook has special apps to help you achieve your digital goals. There are bite-sized project management tools that complement your smartphone capabilities to help you complete important milestones at the workplace. You can create invoices on the go, and even connect your point of sale device to your smartphone to make selling easier and faster.

Smartphones bring convenience into our lives. Without compromising security, you can still boost your productivity and raise your company’s earnings.

Be productive, not busy

Because smartphones are at your fingertips, it is easy to disappear under a torrent of notifications. WhatsApp and Twitter notifications can rundown your battery or eat into your time. To be sure you are productive with your smartphone, set your notifications right to make sure only the right reminders reach you. Unless it is very necessary, turn off notifications for all applications you install. Leave only the ones you actually need to follow, like your in-house communication app.

Also, sort out your homepage screen. Remove the default selections and arrange the ones that aid you in your daily activities, like your ride-hailing app, online chats like WhatsApp, and Facebook Manager for your business pages. Keep your ToDo list widget very close as well to keep you on top of your day’s activities.

Don’t drop it

What good is a smartphone with a broken screen? Sure, it may still be possible to answer calls with it. However, this seriously compromises how well you can use your smart device. Besides, the aesthetics of your phone matters, especially in business circles.


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Mynd44
Ishiluv

Please help ooo

CrimeRe: How Helicopter Dropped Weapons For My Boss In Dinya Forest, Katsina - Bandit by DeHumbleTboy: 6:38pm On Aug 21, 2019
I can't believe what human beings do for the sake of money. Not even reasonable amount of money. Even if they are paid millions and billions no amount of money is worth wasting a precious life for God sake! embarassed embarassed

Plz all this babes in abroad come and take DEHUMBLETBOY abroad biko. I'm tired of Nigeria. Even if we go marry no wahala so far the love is strong I'm down to earth wink wink grin

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