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Modify > Below is buratai vs shekau. Guess who's shakau between the two?

chaii why am I laughing instead of crying and typing RIP!

Kraspo:
This Peter didn't even allow the cock to crow three times before denying Tasha

hahaha

freeman81:
I remember my friend then in 2009, she has body odour.
l never for once stigmatized nor laugh at her,and we are constantly together until l called her at a corner.

we became close friends after that encounter,cos she valued my advise to her.

Please, this is someone's child that we are stigimatizing this way. Whatever, she might have done, doesn't deserve this Kind of treatment from a Zlatan.
To those cheering when a woman or Man is stigmatized, remember, tomorrow is pregnant.

Maybe, Tacha nor her Dad once laughed at people and is coming back to hunt them.
Karma truly keeps the date.

Karma truly keeps the date.
Okada stop me here

hfinest1:
I dont like to do this but...
Note the bracketed modifications...



Now, not only is your post eye straining due to the too many errors, I'm of the opinion that using this to scare guys is plain stupid.
1. I look like a serial killer doesn't mean I am one, so it doesn't stop me from trying to woo a babe
2. If you can recognize the serial killer, then you should be able to fish him out for the police, and not doing so should lead to your arrest with a charge of "obstruction of justice"
3. I think you're one of those girls that play hard to get to the point that you loose your destined man and end up with a loser for a life partner (that is after many years of being single and u finally have to settle for 'whatever comes'

Signed: Association Of Intellectualites of Nairaland

Present Sir.
One of the humble member of association of intellectual of nairalander.

Adamumd:
Try it with the wrong guy and you ll see yourself cooling off in police net, since you know the serial killer facially then you must produce him or rot in jail, some girls no get sense abeg!

now you just collect me talk from mouth. When we say women get fish brain e gi be like say we de against them. I won't be surprise to hear lady land herself in jail over Facebook post.

Duggedised12:
so you go finish the yabbing abi? ,go look for some else to mock I am not moved ,

By the way ,I am sure you found it entertaining when the lady in your compound started displaying, I am certain you contributed to her reproach and mockery, you sound excited talking about it. .

lol but you get mouth sha

jimmyolasun:
Ibadan people with their serpent tongue.... Tufia .... Anyway, I can shaa manage your females because una dey get yansh for that region

Is this not the son of okoro savage?

Just like that? ?


Chaiii no be mad melon for die na. ....

AFONJA AMAKA

ODB2:
All these threats of suing will not save you from your final disgrace .

You will end up in the Porter's field where you rightly belong .

hahahaha osibanjo is a puppy to bubj

judegive342:
See below

pay after winning

The bitter thing is that this people committing suicide are always close to luck, success and happiness. I remember a story of a man who commit suicide because of false accusations. Just 5 days after he took his life boom the real criminal is boosted but then he is no more. Now who's to be blame? The victim who couldn't exercise patient or the one who accused him out of envy and jealousness?? I'm going to dig that top on NL here because the story is here.






































































Say no to suicide. Suicide is not an option.

technuel:
Guy Man done use night go trim porthole come snapam in the morning.

haha haha

subtlemee:
Even nature knows Nigeria and their substandardness hence the calling out

see ya mouth.

Using her pussynaping to get ransom from the men that Dicknapping with her. Hahahaha

lilfreezy:
I hate fraudsters. Haven said that, you never snitch on a client in the open, it makes you a terrible lawyer. And no criminal will wanna hire you. All criminals all over the world have lawyers but you don't see them snitching in court. If you have to snitch, do it on a low low. Now the client might just place a bounty on him.

. And that's how the news boost. UNKNOWN ASSASSINERS MURDER A LAWYER

[quote author=WestAfrican post=79277946][/quote]Funny enough, the aforementioned skills can land you PR in Aus. Please beam more light on this.

In edo state and you say you don't know what it is hmmn?? Some people will never make heaven because of the way they chop lies like eba

Good gesture while one automatic igbo Man aka OTU EZI sorry I mean AUTHOR EZE is intimidating his people with Nigeria terrorists in black uniform.
Before you quote me Abu'm onye igbo ooo

Korllami007:
That's why a king have longer life span than an average man. You can hardly hear that a king die of stroke or heart attack at the younger age. It's not jazz or juju but this is reason they live longer. If alaafin oyo had married one wife, he'd probably had died long time ago. Any of his wives that try to pull stupid stunts like some wives do to their husbands will be abandoned, which means none of them will want that and they will sit up.

I think you're right .

Upcumming Boko Haram

Pascopele:

why you de shine ya teeths?

Now you're worried about nothing. Well if that's your problem.
1. Church is the first starting point.
2. Gym but here you need your brain else play boys go use you shine their Congo.
3. Visit the orphanage home, yes you may wonder why you need to be there. Well relax I won't go into details here but know that something can come out of nothing.
4. What about visiting the sick hospital too?? You don't believe in this? Relax no man is island of knowledge.
5. What about joining facebook group?? Some of them do host live party where members meet one on one. I can help here but I haven't been to their party before.
Plz keep of from night clubbing, sitting alone in bar is not adding up too. Rather go to place like Kilimanjaro, five star tantalizer.

Las Las you will still know you're bothered and worried over nothing. Just like what my sister told me. He ask if I have girlfriend I said no and she was like bro you need a girl in your life yen yen yen talk I let her know that gf is not achievement and should be the last thing to worried about. Not just her other female friends are saying the same abi na my whatsapp wey them de slid de drop that their shits in my inbox I wan talk about. Yesterday is another lady with same talk. Well I'm not a gay and can never be neither I'm I stingy. But reading about things and the way guys misbehave because of babes got me laughing and thinking. Ever wonder why my best spot is Romance section hahaha Las Las e go better ma'am.

Baby

Here's the wickedness of man...... Happen in Cameroon

24kmagic:
Kogi state and the whole of South West.

But am more particular about Kogi state
Nothing good has come and will ever come out of that state
I hate everything that state represents.

If Kogi state is the only state with pretty, single ladies, I will die single.

Bunch of useless evil people

Spits

Plz beam more light on this. I have a babe from that state. I don't wanna hear stories that touch. Information is power plz

Mhizcarolina:
Famous Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh has taken to her Instagram story on Friday with a romantic message to her mysterious boyfriend.

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The actress, who took a swipe at her estranged husband, Olakunle Churchill claims she regrets her former boyfriend, jeweller, Michael Awujoola alias Malivelihood did not father her son, King Andre.
Now, the actress has penned a sweet message for her new man which reads;
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“I love you and I miss you so much
Babes but your Ego wouldn’t let me tell you how I really want to be in your arms and Bleep you right”

Gist You Love recalls in January, the actress had debunked rumours she was pregnant, stressing that she is a celibate hence should be the last person to be expected with a baby bump.
However, with her new man around, we might just be expecting another baby.

See her post below
https://gistyoulove..com/2019/09/i-just-want-to-be-in-your-arms-and.html

Charly boy if you know you know. Check out the recent salty video on fb.

Boseslim:
Emmanuel popoola who disguised himself as Seapson open a thread here on Nairaland February 2019 claiming that he has Forest trading bot that can generate money via Binary.com . He promised to pay 50% profit every week to investors.

After paying few people in one week he came up with several excuse and finally and later said his account was hacked and all the money was gone. He promised to pay all the investors back their money and gave himself August as deadline to refund back all our money uptill today Emanuel Popoola has not paid any of the investors he pleaded that has no where to borrow money to pay us.

His phone number has been on and off ever since.
He is a worker in Redeem Christian Church of God so he claim.
He SCAMMED Nairalander of their hard earned money of over 2million naira, a group of 15 people on wassap.

Below is his bank details. Please do not do business with him. He is a professional scammer.

Name:Popoola emmanuel
Account number: 2063141036
Bank: UBA

His contacts: 0811 834 3638, 0701 497 6149

EFCC operative on Nairaland please take note.
EFCC office Ibadan please take note.

Emmanuel popoola must be arrested to set example to others.

I swear with my life this is what rccg are none for. I work for two rccg till date they refused to pay me. I reach their pastor I never new they are bird of same feathers. Rccg river province 5 house of grace port Harcourt. This branch is close to ykc and the worst part of it is that two of them are church elders. I swear it's time to say farwell to church!!!

babeosisi:
If I were her I will get rid of the stingy man
Rubbish!
Because of ordinary small change someone will be cracking brain and solving quadratic equations when bigger boys with no hassles dey
This is why it's not beneficial to date all these hungry chewing gum boys


*tongue in cheek*

one miner spotted . .Kikikiki

Get 100 airtime and sort the pin on search engine. He think he's smart abi Try those ladies whey de do life stream on IMO you go give testimonies on Sunday. Tweeter will soon die now cuz the selling center is now IMO. This is what I called direct marketing

My manhood is too holy for that agents of darkness! None!