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Tochi...I hope you are doing great. May God grant all your heart desires

marlockj:
Muslim Neva a Gud religion Since 13AD.

Killings is in their name, d smallest Muslim Hv knife in dem.

Chai Wat a religion.

This is Jst the truth.

If Ppl cn kill a human Jst bcuz picture of Mohammed was drawn,Jst a Funny pics Ohh n Ppl Whr kill,u cn imagine Dat kind of religion.e com b money matter.

Is this English language? I can only salute your stupidity borne out of ignorance.
Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor's private jet was used in an illegal arms deal, He's a christian and he is not the whole of christianity. Pastor found with human parts, he is one christian and not the whole of christianity. One Muslim, given Alfa as his alias killed his friend suddenly becomes the whole of muslim and Islam..

Sir if you are a graduate, kindly return the certificate to the school that issued it and refund your parent's money.

ewizard1:
Even being a Muslim, I can never trust those Clerics with the kind of news I hear about them. The same reason I have kept away from mosques for prayers, I prefer doing it on my own. Because na their dem go say make person come one special prayer.
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Alfa...Alfa my blackBOMBOM

Nice idea, remember to put a black cloth on your fridge and perform hajj from your room on your own. Mosque isn't Celestial church where someone will come and tell you he had a vision. How to pray is laid down in the Qur'an and if you're a muslim like you said you're, you will know and understand that, there is no might Except Allah, so WTF do you want from a cleric? baba ijebu winning numbers?

Bonapart:
Killings is wat they're thought to do

It is taught, not thought...When you cannot even get the spelling right, how can we tell if you know what you're talking about

buygala:
There is something very fishy about that hole in the wall

The location of that hole and the presence of smoke signs only around that hole rationally depicts a concentration of the explosives in that area... in other words, The bomb most likely exploded while hanging in a bag on the wall, or being concealed IN the hole, since the hole will definitely be closer to the ground if the bomb was dumped on the floor in a hurry... This shows the bombers had ample time to plant the bomb

The most worrisome aspect of this is the fact that the part of the wall where the hole is appears recently patched-up, with the fresh cement color still very evident when the area is zoomed in.. A look at the hole shows its too small to be an air-conditioning wall space... So the other reasonable explanation is that the bombers broke the wall open, planted the bomb, and patched back the wall .. or the bombers simply got some military grade C4 or other explosive, broke open the wall, put the explosive and its timed detonator into the wall, and patched up the wall...And the mosque authorities either were careless enough not to notice the freshly patched area and /or the bag containing the bomb which may have been used to conceal the patchy area, or they were privy to the 'arrangement', and even helped bomb their own mosque by ignoring the obvious red flags

In summary, the scene of the bombing stinks of a planned and very relaxed orchestration of the bombing .... In my opinion, there was either no or too little security around the mosque, which invariably points fingers at the mosque's authorities as either aiding in the bombing or being so careless as to warrant them some hours of questioning at the DSS headquarters

Your manner of writing shows someone that is intelligent but the content of this write up shows evident lack of knowledge. It is a bomb blast (emphasis on blast), meaning the impact, once the bomb detonates cannot be ascertained. for instance, the direction of the blast cannot be determined (If you doubt this, light two identical firecrackers (popularly called knockouts or Bangers) record how they explode then play it back on a slow motion and tell me if they have identical blast pattern, even the ground where they would have impacted most would tell you the whole story). That the wall had the biggest impact means the uneducated suicide bomber was by the wall (which means there might be a remote chance of survivors if the blast radius is small). Had the perpetrator stood in the middle, he might have brought the building down.

The patch on the wall is as a result of heat generated from the blast. I cannot say much on your security alertness issue but be my guest as regards proffering a solution

TochiPhotos:
Hi guys, had a major setback, trying to fix things. Will be back real soon. Thanks for your patience.

Is there anything we can do to help? this incommunicado mode has gone on for such a long time that worry might start to set in

TochiPhotos:
Hi guys, had a major setback, trying to fix things. Will be back real soon. Thanks for your patience.

I was about to ask. It is well. Keep up the good work

TochiPhotos:
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TochiPhotos:
"If I had one wish now, it would be to end Boko haram. At times, I wish I had the power to just go out there and defeat those bastards on my own, take them out one by one.
You've been the one doing all the asking, let me ask you one question. Can you die for Nigeria?
*HOL* scratches head and starts beating around the bush.
Just answer yes or no. You see, when you join the army, you sign away your life, so many good men and women have lost their life for this country and they are forgotten immediately.
I'm not afraid of death, it's what I signed up for. My fear is that when I die, my family will be abandoned."

Hmm, Deep. the Labors of these heroes really does seem to be in vain

PubLlcEnemy:
Terrorists.

Let me guess, We muslims are terrorists because of Boko Haram, ISIS, Hezbollah, As-Shebab right? You're obviously talking from a blind perspective so just get enlightened and stop spreading unnecessary hate. I am sure you have muslims around you, who would make sure you never come to harm let alone harm you, If you now think these same people are as foolish as the same boko haram that has killed christians as well as muslims on reasons they never stated, if you think the muslims that you know are terrorists, do one of the following

1. Challenge them on this and stop being an hypocrite by smiling at them when you have something else on your mind.
2. Or just return the certificate you might have obtained from any higher institution you might have attended and refund your parent's money because the time you spent is school is evidently not productive cos your mind is still not enlightened yet

PubLlcEnemy:
How about you preach to your muslim brothers(BOKO HARAM) to stop killing innocent people in the name of islam.

Check this and be guided: He is not a muslim but a mere pawn in the grand plan of those whose profit is from chaos:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10206021945819951&id=1600309433&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10152988886316361&__tn__=C

So He was arrested in April, 2015, Apprehended and charged to court in March, 2015. Interesting!!!

Here is my own account of what I did to get fuel Last week Saturday:

So I strolled out very early in the morning to the nearby petrol station beside my estate armed with 1k and keg only thinking I could do an "early bird" since the Filling station had too many crowd the night before. To my dismay, the Pump attendant told me that they had sold the last drop last night. downcast and perturbed I was walking back home thinking about how to get fuel when my sharp aproko ears over heard someone say "Won de ni Epo wa ni Abule Tailor ooo" (Meaning: And they said that there is fuel at Abule Tailor).

Now we can all agree that the first rule of scarcity is to get to the selling filling station as fast as possible. the problem was I had only my 1000 naira and keg on me, I can't dare go back home to pick my wallet again when I saw the number of people that took off to the nearest bus stop to get bus to Abule tailor. I was too ashamed to ask anyone to assist me with transport cos how can one explain that with Keg in ones hand. I opted for the street option so I summoned my thuggish alter ego and changed my voice pitch, scoped a conductor to let me hang on the bus but they all refused luckily a bus packed and had no conductor. Yours truly, that was how I had my first internship as a Bus conductor, I dutifully searched for passengers and hung for my dear life till we got to Abule Tailor where I had to jump down from the moving bus and I was stopped fortunately by a man who must have sighted my panic stricken face from afar.

I got into the filling station and was somewhat nonplussed by what I saw; The filling station was organised (this mitigates chances of buying fuel on time if you catch my drift, I can't jump queue ) so I dutifully joined the L-shaped queue for Kegs et al. I went to the bike section, studied the place for a while then I walked up to the third bike man from the pump and asked him if he could help me buy fuel. As expected he asked for money for services about to be rendered and I told him a mind-blowing-epic-award-winning-short-movie of a lie about how I came all the way from Sango Otta to get fuel because my new born baby just arrived from the hospital with my wife. He was so sold on this lie that when a little fight broke out he actually said "He pay me make I no fill my tank, but this keg, (my keg) I must fill am with fuel".

He helped to get the fuel fast enough and I thanked him briskly ( I think I even mumbled a prayer or two ) and left. Got home and carefully poured the fuel into the gen. For some inexplicable reason, the fuel felt like gold at that point in time. I was still able to play set that morning to show how fast I got the fuel.

I pray this fuel scarcity ends soon tho

Samchelsea:
Jonathan giving his enemies and accusers hypertension with his good works even at the eleventh hour....unlike his predecessors who used their last days to loot the country dry

Exactly, the same way he is doing with fuel, bravo

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tumababa:
this is exactly what most nigerians need till their head turn to the right direction. how can you be crossing the express RIGHT UNDER the pedestrian bridge??

if he was caught and made to pay fine of 5k, you will say extortion, some won't have the money and beg till they are released.
this punishment is free. i support it.

you can't tell me to do frog jump while using the pedestrian bridge, but i will look stupid and deserve a frog jump if caught crossing the express right under the bridge. (although i will prefer the 5k option tho...), i can't even be caught.....

Please preach on joor!!! When adults behave childish, then treat them accordingly. Crossing right under the pedestrian. I think they need to let people's brain be checked when they do stupid things like this

barcanista:
WTF? I hope we will not be seeing this kind of barbarian punishment under the APC led FG?

Imagine, what this one is saying...Two people were killed on that same Ikeja road in a space of two days and I saw the bodies (what a gory sight) with my eyes because I ply that road every morning to work. Political party has nothing to do with trying to save human beings from themselves. before you use your dumb brain to start another PDP vs APC here. you could have just kept quiet and read on, now every one knows that you're not exactly intelligent

Please how do I cancel this subscription? The 300 naira subscription I mean

Lennylinconlee:
Is it a must u leave off campus. Many ladies endager their life by staying off campus as a result of meeting up with so called Bigs girls standard......from this some of them get introduce to ladies cult or Aristo.......

I think you have it all wrong Boss or you're merely speaking from a myopic experience. From my own experience, these girls do not have the luxury to afford the option of living off campus in the first place, the female hostel accommodation however is limited compared to the number of female students ( Use University of Ibadan as a case study ). Hostels are allocated to fresh and finalist students first while the remaining cadre are left to fight for what's left. The options outside are not cheap compared to what hostel fee offers. for instance, hostel fee used to be 14,000 (I dunno how much it is now). and accommodation outside school is like 60k and above ( that amount doubles their tuition and accommodation fees levied by school). Now consider where people grow up. No one can live above his or her means. School prohibits "squatting" in the hostel, so do you expect them to go to lag and come to school everyday? I hope you catch my drift.

TochiPhotos:
"I started drawing and painting since I was a child. My father was an artist so each day after school I will go and sit beside him and try to copy what he was doing. I was very little then and with time I started getting better. My father was a very talented artist but he didn't get the exposure he deserved and we struggled to make ends meet. I just finished school and opened my own shop, I want to do better than he did, I want to hold exhibitions, I want to be able to earn a living doing what I love. I don't know if it's luck or connection but there are some people I'm better than but they are more recognised. I just finished this portrait of Banky With and Wole Soyinka I don't know how to get it to them I just want them to have it.

I folllow Banky W on instagram and I have posted the picture on instagram and I have sorta tagged him and Don Jazzy. Hopefully, they will respond.

The owner of this thread is really doing something wonderful here, so I tot I should tag Tosin Bucknor (90.9 top radio, I already tagged her too) so this thread can get more publicity that it deserves.

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For those who have application unsuccessful, Have you applied before in the last 12 months? I remember Shell pasted this same advert last year, if you had applied once before, your previous application is still valid (somehow) so this new one won't be processed, I got that from the mail I was sent after I finished the 2nd test.

for those who want to practice for the numerical part, go here: http://www.shldirect.com/practice_tests.html

I took a sneak peak at the second test link and I realized that it is another form of questionnaire type, who did something like that?

JstBrave: I wrote the 2nd test on May 11, I received a mail immediately dt Shell will proceed with my application. I later got a regret mail jst 2days ago.

ok, this 2nd test is it a simple or hard test? is it on general knowledge or what?

mamale8: oh boy u ar late on this one

I just did my first test yesterday and I was sent a link for the second one as well so please I will like to know what the test looks like if there are any relevant things I can read to assist me with the test

@JstBrave, did you get this mail after the 2nd stage test? please who has done the second stage test? what does it look like? what materials can I read to prepare for it? please anybody, I will appreciate a quick response

Any info on the NITDA test?

Nothing yet ooo

Emasel: Any news about NITDA aptitude test?

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