₦airaland Forum

@kpolli,
i thank God for ur life o!! and dat of ur pops too!! men, i keep wondering why pple will buy a car with no good safety gadgets!! i sold my too jalopys and bought me a correct ride with 5 airbags, and u know it, the AC works even inside hold up o!!
but sha, give me one guinness stout to take celebrate ur escape, then we shall pray afterwards!!

candylips:
why u dey stalk the babe na.

me and the babe are on a looooooooong thing!!!

Hotchyk:
I dey o! what new lines do u have?

nu lines?? naaaaaa, since u got me "fried" the last time i "toasted" u wit lines, i have decided to only go with the flow, how abt we hookup or somtin

Hotchyk:
you still follow me reach here.lol

i dey stalk u infact!! i have been looking all over 4 u since u almost got me banned!!! how u dey jare??

Hotchyk:
Hmm,I got stalked and toasted some time back by one 'wrongest' guy.His command of grammar was horrible. Here:
Guy: Hello 'sister'
Me: (rolls eyes) silence,
Guy: Ashually( actually) av been 'admire' you in a very long time. I like you,everything about you is juss(just) normwan(normal)
Meamused) really?
Guy: Yels,yels. In fact.you are true african beauty Your black is always shining.
Me: (in my mind "oh,please"
Guy: Angel, please can you give me your number so that i can keep in touch and be calling you to greet you?
Me: Ummm,no. I dont give out my contact to strangers.
Guy: No,I didnt ask for your contact,is your gsm number that I want.
Me: (obviously flabbergasted, gave him my old dormant number)
Guy: You have just been 'lizzen'(listening) to me since,you dont talk,why?
Me: I'm really fagged out,as u can see I'm on my way frm the office.
Guy: I "we'' really want to know u more than this,can I call u on xtra kool.

hey woman!! why u throw my lines here for all of the guys of NL to learn from!!!

richard69:
I was 7 then and we had this house girl who was abt 18yrs, she and her friends used to play with my tiny stick while watching mojo.
I liked it though!

guy u'v been abused