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@bennygee,
Service girls?? i hear u, o ni bara e ti nba ole bo!!!

@adolf,
i go collect the slap and go back to her friend sharp sharp!!

^^^^aeg make una push this boy out of here b4 somtin begin happen to all of us!!

@delagasky abi u be the man assistant? Anyway sha,i won tell am say make them try reduce their prices so that all the people wey they take those local drink like sepe go afford buy beer.

if u no fit afford change ur brand as well

He wants to complain the unfair advantage that has plagued the entire Beer Palours in his vicinity.
They have simply refused to compensate him for contribution to the drinking society.

It is not fair i repeat. We need free drinks and some compensation. After all Uzoma the girl
that the Navy and that rear admiral beat has be asked to pay 100 Million.

make he go court like the chic na

na so? wetin im for com do if im bestman name na john terry?

lwkmd!!!

Nothing do us, maybe she fit connect me with the MD of nigerian brewries sef,cos i won make some complain personally to am.

wetin u wan complain abt, i fit help u o

On the our Goddluck matter, one guy wey i know just called off his church wedding!! why? his bestman is named Goddluck!! the rest is left to ur imagination!!
wat??!! Kpolli wetin be dis now, this ur pple wan spoil market for you o, this stout no cold now!!

the way i see things, i dont think they (your brothers) shuld have a problem with your choice, if hey are really concerned abt your happiness, they shuld accept the guy u bring to them, but if they want somtin sha, we fit hookup for Kpolli beer palour for some nkwobi levels

hey this song is for you, the original version by the original soul crooner and song writer extra ordinaire himself Smokey Robinson

Cruisin'
Baby, let's cruise away from here
Don't be confused, the way is clear
And if you want it you got it forever
This is not a one night stand, babe, yeah
So let the music take your mind, whoa
Just release and you will find

Your gonna fly away, glad your going my way
I love it when we're cruisin' together
The music is playing for love
Cruisin' is made for love
I love it when we're cruisin' together

Babe, tonight belongs to us
Everything's right, do what you must
And inch by inch we get closer and closer
To every little part of each other
Ooh, babe, yes
Let the music take your mind, babe
Just release and you would find

Your gonna fly away, glad you're going way
I love it when we're cruisin' together
Music is playin' for love
Cruisin' is made for love
I love it when we're cruisin' together

(Cruise with me, babe)

(Cruise with me, babe)

Cruuuuuuuuuise

Oh, oh, babe, yeah
Oooooh, babe
Oooooh, ooooooh
Aaaah, Babe
So good to cruise with you, babe
So good to cruise with you
Ooooooh, yeah
You need me, babe
Aaaaah, babe loves crusin'
Let's flow, let's glide
Ooooh let's open up, and go inside
And if you want it you got it forever
I can just stay there inside you
And love you, babe, oh
Let the music take your mind
Just release and you would find

Your gonna fly, yeah, glad you're going way
I love it when we're cruisin' together
The music is for love, cruisin' is made for love
I love it when we're cruisin' together
Oh, babe
We gonna fly away
Ohhh, yeah
Plan to go my way
I love it when we're cruisin' together
The music is for love, cruisin' is made for love
I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it

(c) Smokey Robinson

Thank you for giving me this nu chance and for tht, this dj is back in the bizness of giving love, lets play this for ur listening pleasure, a song by Mario, "u shuld let me love u"

Baby I just don't get it
Do you enjoy being hurt?
I know you smelled the perfume, the make-up on his shirt
You don't believe his stories
You know that they're all lies
Bad as you are,you stick around and I just don't know why

If I was ya man (baby you)
Never worry 'bout (what I do)
I'd be coming home (back to you)
Every night, doin' you right
You're the type of woman (deserves good thangs)
Fist full of diamonds (hand full of rings)
Baby you're a star (I just want to show you,you are)

[Chorus:]

You should let me love you
Let me be the one to give you everything you want and need
Baby good love and protection
Make me your selection
Show you the way love's supposed to be
Baby you should let me love you, love you, love you, love you, Yeah.

[Verse 2:]

Listen
Your true beauty's description looks so good that it hurts
You're a dime plus ninety-nine and it's a shame
Don't even know what you're worth
Everywhere you go they stop and stare
Cause you're bad and it shows
From your head to your toes, Out of control, baby you know

If I was ya man (baby you)
Never worry 'bout (what I do)
I'd be coming home (back to you)
Every night doin' you right
You're the type of woman (deserves good thangs)
Fist full of diamonds (hand full of rings)
Baby you're a star (I just want to show you, you are)

[Chorus:]

You should let me love you
Let me be the one to give you everything you want and need
Ooh Baby good love and protection
Make me your selection
Show you the way love's supposed to be
Baby you should let me,

[Bridge:]

You deserve better girl (you know you deserve better)
We should be together girl (baby)
With me and you it's whatever girl, hey!
So can we make this thing ours?

[Chorus:]

You should let me love you
Let me be the one to give you everything you want and need
Baby good love and protection
Make me your selection
Show you the way love's supposed to be
Baby you should let me love you, love you, love you

[repeat til it ends (about 3 times)]

[Mario (talking):]
Let me love you that's all you need baby

(c) Mario

maybe i really am getting old? u just made me realise my error and i do apologise for my rash and harsh words.
I have scolded maself and wonder how i let slip of the situation, all i wanna do now is rewind things a bit, and show u tht i can be tht gentleman u want me to be. I apologise again

^^^ i am abt as confused as a gentleman can be right now!!! im not so sure if ur just stringing me along till Accopen gets here and then i get dismissed, well, maybe i have my answer right now, for wateva its worth, i meant all the stuff the songs say, and i do hope the video loads sometime soon

@bennygee, i called her and asked her to move to Amina hall for the next 2 wks, that some militants are looking for her with acid bottle a[s]nd u trust fine chic now, she arrange sharp sharp[/s] ,
@Kpolli, come make i tell u somtin, do u know that i have been close friends with Amodu since he came abck from Angola?? the guy dull no be small, the only thing wey dey him head na TB joshua, but as per say he load, i dey attache with am for now sha.
my pple i wan go see mandela, we need to share our annual nkoboti!!

im getting too old for this load the blaady thing or get a booster!!!

waiting for the video

I been wanting to get with u all this while, its supposed to be a belle dance, not a pecking competition , since we aint got no video thingy here, U NEED TO TYPE IT OUT so i can leave the rest to my imagination

no issues girl, now can i get ma , i still got the hots for you


"Bananza (Belly Dancer)"

Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer

Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza (hey girl)
Shake ya body like a belly dancer

Yo, excuse me, beg your pardon girl
Do you have any idea what you starting girl
You got me tingiling, come to me mingiling
Steppin off lookin bootylicious and jingiling
When you walk, I see you baby girl
When you talk, I believe it baby girl
I like that, thick-petite n' pretty
Little touch is a ditty
Love to work the kitty like purrrrrrr
She loves to stirr it up purrrrrr
I can hear her purring up
Cause shes the type that'll get arousy of
Get you excited and call her boyfriend up (ohh)
What's the man without the plan B
We can meet up at the hutter house for the tiki
So stand by like a butty pass
While I watch this beautiful thing shake that ass

Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer

Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer

Girl I must say you the flyest thang in here
So hot I gon' need some rain in here
Type to make ex-gangstas bang in here
Girl you could do anything you want in here
Clown if you want to, frown if you want to
You ain't even gotta drop down if you want to
Cause I'd rather see you shake it standin
Either way you do it girl you look outstandin (uhhuuuhh)
And now you got me spending (uhhuuhhh)
The way you got that body bendin (uhhhuhh)
Ass like that girl you gotta be kickin
Got me goin to church next day repentin
Lap dancing for my FA crew
Slide it ova to boo cause he want some too
Up in the VIP with no fee
Blessing you with the G even tho we gettin it free so

Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer

Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer

Girl shake ya body body
With somebody body
Whatever you do don't break your body body
After the party party
Grab a hottie hottie
In the back seat of your Maserati-ratti
Jiggle jiggle it to the left (ah ah ah)
Jiggle jiggle it to the right (ah ah ah)
Jiggle it to the front then jiggle it to the back
And jiggle jiggle it all all night (ah ah ah)

Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer

Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer

Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer

Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer

(c) Akon

This situation reminds me of a story i heard abt a guy who wasnt too sexually experienced when he was posted to a branch of with FBN as a youth corp member. His supervisor who was married with 3 kids already took a liking to him and made it clear that she'd like to get physical with him. Long story short, they arranged a rendezvous and the guy couldnt measure up cos of his inexperience. The lady was dissapointed and didnt hide it, that was the beginning of his problems at work, wateva he did wasnt good enough. She'd shout and embarrass him at the flimsiest excuse. her regular abuse was to call him "useless". The problem was tht this guy didnt tell the lady he wasnt experienced, so she feels he is impotent or somtin
So poster, wateva it is u want to do, think am well, infact if u can get her to talk abt it and spell out evrything, while u also lay out all ur cards on the table, the better for you

come kpolli and Bennygee
i get niece for MTH o, so as una dey do una parole, make una just leave her out of it, she light in complexion, get coke bottle figure, and the last time i saw her her bobbi still dey kampe!! arhemmm, brb

me i no want tht mod thing jo!! wetin dem dey mod?
see he get this chic for nairaland wey i like wella, but the problem be say she get "virtual husband" for NL, the guy no gree the chic see where i stand, hey u, pass me one more bottle and one pepper soup, fish head abeg, ehn ehn where i dey, i even open thread cos of this chic, whoside, she just glance comot!! ah, na only this black bottle no dey dissapoint, always listening attentively!!

Ah! its been a while that i been come here, make una no worry, i no loss, i only went to discover the greatness within!!! guy, pass me my 17:59, make my gist dey flow
my problem with NL presently is this their bloody mods and the bots dem go put for this section, how we go dey sexuality we no fit say Bleep, watch am o the thing i talk go change to somtin else!! i first think say na because i never shack somtin, now i no say na their bots dey drunk, hic, nonsense!!

if u have the courage to fantasize abt her, then u need to man up and talk to her abt the specifics, call her and innocently ask her abt the details of ur visit, for instance, ask her and let her know u wont have any accommodation while in PH and see her reaction, if she says u'd be staying with her, then u have ur gateway to really ask her all u need to know. Play innocent like u had no idea wat she is planning, but dont act dumb o!!

^^^in addition u need to let ur boss know abt ur fears as per your job security, either way i.e if u decide to have something with her or not

The secret to sorting out the situation is communication, u need to talk to your so call "boss' girl", u need to know the basis of ur coming, except if she has expressly told u, u guy are gonna bleep all weekend long!! , as per ur girl, u already gave a suggestion tht might work, but u need to clarify, if its this other woman tht giving u the hots for now, tht has taken the love u had for ur own girl

U need to have a clear picture of the situation, when she said she'd like to her a closer relations with u, did she say a relationship? why dont u invite her to lunch and find out the specifics, then u'd know where u stand. In my opinion, if she wants a relationship with physical and emotional intimacy, u need to know what the basis is, marriage or just intimacy? I can see the situation is a knife edge one and u need to apply some wisdom.

Yeah yeah people, its a brand new day and ur unofficial radio is still on air, ur officical dj in here is still tryna catch a girl's attention. Lets start the day with this raunchy one from Darey, dedicated of cos to the one and only hbabe, stroke me girl

ahhhhh
that feels good right there
(yeah)
just stroke me, (nice n easy)
stroke me,


Chorus:

You can stroke my hair
You can kiss my lips
We can do whatever baby
just as long as you,
don't touch my hmmm (3x)
if you no want wahala.

Verse 1:

Can you teach me?
Dictate and school me
I'll be the student
You can be the teacher
If I'm a bad boy
You can whip me (owww)
I'm always breaking rules
so baby don't go easy see,
I like it hard
I like the chase [chase]
and now we're running fast,
so let's not hit the brakes
don't want to end this race
let's just elevate
don't know what will happen
if we keep it at this pace [pace pace] but,

Chorus:

You can stroke my hair
You can kiss my lips
We can do whatever baby
just as long as you,
don't touch my hmmm (3x)
if you no want wahala.

Verse 2

What you gon do?
Now we moving faster
Everybody knows
I'm the tango master
soul muzik
you know we're the master
If you need a hit
all you gotta do is ask us
ask us we know the reason
everybody's got their season
I did it like Nike so believe in me n,
Drop it real low and let it touch the floor.
You got that African booty
and I want some more [more more]
the way you put it on me
I tell you baby
you're killing me

[back to chorus]

stroke me baby
why don't you stroke me now?
stroke stroke
kiss kiss

(c) Darey