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It's good to knw u r flirt, karen.

Delectablegyal is undoubtedly the most beautiful female nairalander.

donsharwama:
EHYA..WETIN U DO?

he toast me, i no con gree for am, na im he vex for me, he con ban me. Could u believe? He told me dats a tip of the iceberg.

Lalasticlala banned me.

i dn't luv him again.

Which device am i using to read this article?

hefelove:
Wat d hell is wrong wit dis gurl sef? Why u jux lookin for attention? Wetin u dey feel lyk sef? U jux bahave and and act childish

Look at him, ugleee dude.

I just wanna know. He is not popular, even delectablegyal is more popular than he is.

If u google delectablegyal, u will find me. I have more searches than seun. His biography is not anywhere online where I can read abt his marital status. From his look, he is due for marriage dats if he is not yet married. He has little work to do, he should just pick one of these ubiquitous girls on nairaland and marry her.


I would have loved him to marry ishilove bt dat girl is too wicked, she banned ma close friend, she is popular here too. Since she has been banned, she can no longer make comments. So, seun, don't marry ishilove. U can marry missspicy though. I know she is rude bt u can manage her rudeness. She has a good heart.

If to say u no fine for childhood nw, u no go upload ur picture.

donholy28:
idvot! write a meaningful post and maybe he will consider it

This I.diot is looking for my attention, I won't gv u. Poor dude.
Refrain from quoting me.

donholy28:
So u want to force him to move more trashy posts to FP

I.diot, he understands better. So gtfo.

Lalasticlala, if one of my topics does not make front page today, I will fight with u.

1. Parthenophobia – Fear of Virgins.

Parthenophobia is the fear of virgins or young girls, which could make getting through high school rather difficult. People suffering from this phobia may suffer a panic attack or severe anxiety just from the thought of being in close proximity to a virgin. People suffering from this phobia are not just scared of virgins in a sexual sense, there are scared of coming in contact with them in regular life, even though they are fully aware that this is irrational. This is type of phobia that would suck if you’ve been promised 42 virgins or have your heart set on being a high school teacher



P.s: not all young girls that are virgins. Some young girls don expert sef.

2. Medorthophobia – Fear of an Erect Penis.

If you’ve ever heard yourself say, “Get that erect penis away from me,” screamed and run out of the room in terror, then you may be suffering from medorthophobia. This is the fear of an erect penis. It is not a fear of joysticks in general, but the fear of a stiffy or when a man’s main member is at full salute. Now, I think it’s safe to assume that this is a phobia suffered only by women. A man with a fear of an erection, well, may not actually be a man. As a dude suffering from this condition would be hell. It’d make morning wood worse than any nightmare.

3. Oneirogmophobia – Fear of Wet Dreams.

This is the abnormal fear of having a wet dream. Wet dreams are a strange part of adolescence and man’s first nocturnal emission can be an unsettling an embarrassing experience. According to Alfred Kinsey, in the United States 83 percent of men will experience a wet dream sometime in their life (or have at least admitted to having one). In Indonesia the rate is much higher with 97 percent of men experiencing a nocturnal emission by age 24. It should be noted that women can indeed have wet dreams, though it is less noticeable and way less messy. People who suffer from oneirogmophobia can be so afraid of experiencing a wet dream that they refuse to go to sleep.

4. Sexual Claustrophobia – Fear of Sex Indoors.

As the name suggests, this is the fear of having sex in enclosed spaces. It's one phobia that can get you into a lot of trouble, as it usually leads to copulating in open spaces. While this sounds awesome, it’s not all roses and doggy-style on park benches. For Danielle Vincely the condition quickly ends relationships. The 24-year-old British woman recently made her sexual claustrophobia publicand revealed that her phobia “ruins her love life.” She says, “Guys love it at first. They think it’s kinky making love under the stars in the woods, on beaches, park benches, and car bonnets… But after a while they get annoyed, especially if it’s raining, and dump me. Men like a quick romp inside on the bed but I just can’t bring myself to do it.” Maybe she should make her bedroom look like the English countryside with some clever wallpapering.

5. Malaxophobia – Fear of Love Play.

This is the fear of love play. Now you might ask, “What the heck is love play?” It’s a valid question. It’s kind of like asking, “What is love?” The interwebs is a little vague on the term (where is Wikipedia when you actually need it?). The term basically refers to a fear of being intimate. Those who suffer from malaxophobia are afraid of being caressed, stroked, or fondled. It’s kind of like a fear of pre-intimacy, which it seems like a phobia a lot of men may have or may start using as an excuse.

6. Erotophobia – Fear of Talking About Sex.

This is the fear of talking about sex. It is not the fear of having sex. People with this phobia just don’t want to talk about it, discuss it, or even read about sex. People suffering from erotophobia will react in a negative manner to sexually explicit material.

7. Philemaphobia – Fear of Kissing.

This is one phobia you can’t kiss and make better. Philemaphobic are afraid of being kissed. It is a very specific phobia and a subset of malaxophobia. The fear can be triggered for two reasons. It can be caused by a traumatic experience or from a fear of bad breath and/or the transmission of germs.

8. Eurotophobia – Fear of a Female’s Sex Parts.

Eurotophobia is the persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of a female’s sexual organs. Some individuals suffer the phobia all the time, or it can be triggered from direct stimuli of the vagina (or when Paris Hilton crotch shots hit the web). This phobia is apparently quite common and linked to a past sexual experience gone sour. The phobia can cause feelings of dread, a rapid heartbeat, anxiety, and tunnel vision. I know some perverts will be expecting to see raw parts.

9. Gymnophobia – Fear of Being Nude.

Those with gymnophobia suffer severe anxiety from being nude and seeing others nude, even if it’s in a socially acceptable situation. This can make getting to third base a little tricky. The fear stems from feeling physically inferior when naked and from a fear that being naked leaves them exposed and unprotected. One of the most famous gymnophobics in pop culture would have to be Tobias Fünke from the television show Arrested Development. He artfully described himself as being a "never-nude."

10. Medomalacuphobia – Fear of Losing an E.r...e..c..tion.
This is the fear of losing a boner. Now, I think most men have this worry-- that they’re going to get some and the minute its time to sink the salami a bad case of whiskey-dickitis takes over. According to medical science the fear of losing an erection can result in “breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality, or a full blown anxiety attack.” What they don’t mention is that the fear of losing an erection may actually cause you to lose your e...re..ction.

Some of u don't have sense. Cn't u c the quotation mark? What does dat imply?
I.diots.

Btw, m a virgin, dn't be jealous@y'all silly non virgins.

Lalasticlala, this is the second food for today, i gave u the 1st one earlier.

“I went through my husband’s phone in October and saw several naked photos of two different ladies. And one of them was asking him to compare her body to mine and spot the difference.


Foolish girl. I have had 3 children, am I supposed to look like a Victoria Secret model? What is wrong with little girls of nowadays, what pleasure do you derive in sharing nude photos?
Especially with a man who has a wife and children? Are you not ashamed? You don’t have mothers at home who taught you to have some dignity?
Of course I confronted my husband and he apologized and swore he wasn’t sleeping with them but I don’t believe him and to be honest I don’t care.


I am just ashamed of these generation of women who would not use their God-given talent to look for work, instead would be going around sleeping and sending nude photos to men.


Hopeless girls!"

lalasticlala:
Really? All I will do is to laugh

first time in history that lalasticlala will quote me.

I said dat cos almost all her topics mks front page at the mention of lalasticlala.

I want u to push this ma own thread to front page

https://www.nairaland.com/2628604/20-signs-unconsciously-people-pleaser