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Seculent:
So everybody on Nairaland are accounting students?

I didn't say dat. I asked u sheee u no know am? U will reply "I no know am" e cause fight ni?

abegi.

Seculent:
And you think you will get answer in Romance Section?

Look at u, I will get answers on nairaland. It's just dat the people who know it are not yet here.

U sef sheeee u no know am?

Seculent:
What happened to your course mates? Are you quarrelling with all of them?

Dem no know am.
U know lecturers will teach simple things in class then gv u difficult things as assignment.

gokay11:
ur my mind dirty o

Na ur own mind clean, abi?

gokay11:
D

D for Dick.

Farano

Lalasticlala



Rocktation



I need answers before 2mao, help me.

All of una wey dey support sure-p, una no get sense.
Sure-p is a scam.

killercute16:
Why don't you post this stuff in education section.I think they've gurus and serious minded pple there than this romance section.

I posted it here cos even the gurus likes to do romance sometimes. We have a lot of people here than the education section. we all love romance, who doesn't?

Can u solve it or do u know any one who can? Pls kindly invite the person here.

onstelly:
What course are you reading in school

Just solve the question, dats all. Forget abt ma course. Btw, it's glaring dat m studying a commercial course.

onstelly:
Can solve it cos that my field but the p now is, am I going to get paid for solving them cos I pay for tutorials

Help me na. When people ask u, "who u help?" tell them u helped delectablegyal.

raayah:
If you are more educated than your wife, why don't you as a husband help the kids with their homework.

Raayah, african beauty.

Arbiola:
You students don't want to work atall

U sounded like a lecturer. Oya solve it, m serious.

I need answers before 2mao.....


Mayb I should call lalasticlala, my best mod for this year......

Baba okoro limited has the following standard cost card for one of its product

Material 4kg at #3 per kg= 12.00
Labour 7hours at #2 per hour= 14.00
Overhead 7hours #3 per hour= 21.00
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47.00
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The company budgeted to produce and sell 120,000 units for 2013 but actually produced 100,000 units and sold 95,000 units. The factory recorded 420,000kg of raw materials for #1,226,400. The human resources also recorded 670,000 labours paid for #1,427,100. total overhead amounted to #2,300,000

required:

1. Material total cost variance

2. Material price variance

3. Material usage variance

4. Labour total cost variance

5. Labour rate variance

6. Labour efficiency variance

silvermania:
i wanted to start form either the idols or project fame but my mum insists i finish schooling first. Dont know if the two can go along because I might go for the auditions and anything might happen, will i leav school activities for the competition? So that is it, but i love music.

mummy's boy#Smiles


if u av access to a studio, jez do smtn. Even if it's a freestyle, let people listen and be aware dat an uncommon act is abt to mk his way into limelight.
Perhaps, u cn sweep away dat i.diot that calls himself nairaland star. He hs just one s.tupid song. His forte is that, he knows how to pull crowd and dats why his song generated so much downloads.

silvermania:
i understand you, but that is not my plan for now sis. Everyone has his /her own style. Thanks for the advice, i appreciate

uwc.

silvermania:
Still writing songs dear. Not set for studio yet, still a student u understand. Just taking my time. Will keep u in touch

rubbish. Do u think being able to write good lyrics automatically means u have a good voice?
Go into the studio and cook up some good music, share it, let us listen.
I've heard beautiful tracks on nairaland, the artiste have nt blown yet bt with what i heard, they will go places if they keep up the good work.

Awon lout to le le landlord kuro nile.
Na their type go dey claim staff for inside danfo.

silvermania:
you are right, this is why iam praying to live dx country some day Cox i compose good r n b songs with good lyrics and my vocals Although am nobody yet but iam trying, Maybe a Talent hunt will give me the opportunity to go out and do my thing well

gv me a link to one of ur tracks.

The producers of course. S.tupid nigerians like to hear party tracks, if ur song is like dat of adele, then be sure u will nvr come into limelight.
Producers mks dance beat and the artiste just say anything as long as it rhymes with the beat.

Spaxon:
I refuse to be vexed by ur childish comment .
let me see ur own Galaxy Tab..
bad belle go kee u

foolish girl. U think say na only u sabi abuse abi? I only replied ur s.tupid comment, no pun intended.

Durentt:
LOL, u're gettin everytin wrong. Computer scientist dont specialize in repairs from what i know, they are two different tins

dis one u r arguing with me, it seems u dn't value my advice. Nor be u dey ask advice? If u knw what to do, so why asking for advice? Go for architecture.

U learn abt computer techniques on the street nt within the four walls of a class room.

Durentt:
Seriously i think there is more to computer science and u cant compare those guys in comp village wit graduates

graduates dat can not repair computers? Abegi.

Go for architecture joorh.

Op, go for architecture. U cn cn learn computer science anywhere, all they do in schools is stupid theories dat was propounded by some people in the past.
Architecture is better. Those guys in computer village, do they study computer science? That course is overrated jooorh.

Some i.diots are causing nuisance on this forum. Like mtn, they are everywhere.

Twaci:
Look here son, just because i chose to remain quiet doesn't mean i am blind or daft. I choose not to play childish games started by an immature and insecure piece of junk like u

You hate my smile? Go drown in a bottle of kaikai or better still lace it with hypo so that u can meet ur creator to discuss ur transgender issues.

u dey craze.

Ugleeeee girl.

KingTom:
Sir I can see that your penïs is itching you. Maybe you sent her a pm and she didn't respond. Awwwwww useless hermaphroditic troll you can't handle rejection. No more sexy eye? Cretinism has taken over your body. Useless waste of space, alailopolo you can keep wanking to her picture maybe you'll get noticed. Oops you still won't. Disgusting distasteful disgraceful demented deranged disease infested cow!

it's like u r her b.f. Even the i.diot that i wz talking abt didn't quote me, u r the one quoting me. Get out of here.

Bbsharon:
lmao

u started it... why do u think you will get away with making sarcastic comments on people's post if not that you want to get pushed too.

Enjoy ur stay on nairaland.

Bbsharon:
you were don old who u help?

abi wetin u don achieve?

and incase u mention me back claiming to be a pro here already pls remember to laminate the award and show it to ur grandkids.

I don't know why some people like to push me to the wall. I'm a gentle person, I forgive u.

Jollyjoy:


and what proof have you gotdoes my pix look like one who has given birth before

Yes.

Bbsharon:
Me

Myself

and I...

Bbsharon

Ohkies. E be like say u just join nairaland and the thing dey shark u like fish for water. Keep on typing gibberish on every thread, u will soon get over it.

RickRichards:
Are you talking to me?

You had better just be munching on an imaginary slice of pizza.

Don't let me bounce on u like b ball, so respect ursef.

Jollyjoy, u r the one. Stop lying dat it's ur friend.

RickRichards:
delectablegyal
Abi no be wetin u wan hear?
Tcheew! Classic mumu.

Bros, no be fight na.