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Travel / Re: Helpful Advice To A Newbie In Lagos by delsuhelpdsk: 5:00pm On Nov 13, 2012
Yomieluv: If its Ojo local govt area,then apply the following rules:
1.Be careful of cultist in that area,they maim,and obtain at will.(Iba,PPL,Franklass,etc)people in the area know what am talking about.
2.Never you go buy any electronics(New ones)in ALABA int'l market,na fake dem go give you.
3.Don't leave your home too early,you will be robbed at alaba rago,or before iyana-iba.
5.Most of the area no dey get lite,try buy small gen,or else,na heat go kill you,if robber no kill u.
6.Always enter coaster bus,or you are most likely to be whisked away by ritualist,along badagry road.
7.Girls there like money,cos Alaba boys don spoil dem wit cash,most of the boys can't toast,except they flash cash.
8.Manage buy small tv,and you are on your way to fvck your landlord daughter.
9.Get rainbooth,na water logged area ooo.
10. More to come.



hahahaha. warri boiz nah dey kawi last o. If na warri boi, he go blend quick esp wen he cm 4rm rugged place 4 warri like iyara or alegbo.

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