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Chai!! Baba when did Ojukwu visited you o! Chai! Liar

2face almost embarked on the protest until he remembered a line from his song
''best I can'' from his ascension album. here it goes.
If I slap am now them go say I dey kill too, but if I leave am now them go say I dey fear eh So I start to search for d answer whether I get d power to face dis kasala bcoz of d repercussion make I nor do Wetin go make me end up for station u know dis we nation na so dem kpai Dele Giwa & we still dey get inflation....
My best lines in that album, seriously

nNEOo:
This is the second time your are trying to trigger an emotional response from me I must warn you, it is an exercise of futility

Tar, go and rest

nNEOo:
And this pic is suppose to prove your allegation?





Sorry but it doesn't add up

wake up hater, no wonder ur brain is so pale like what gully erotion has just finished dealing with.

Never the same as before

Crime , crime, crime! has rescued many in the time past and help them escape poverty, and place them where they are now enjoying and having silly guts to purnish a whole country like Nigeria. Most Nigerian youths here are confuse about my own state called Akwa Ibom, pls if u are better informed, mention one good thing the Akwa Ibom state governor has done. Oh! how soon little crime in our generation will grow and become a mature thief elected, to head a state in future. NIGERIA AND CRIME ARE CLOSE RELATIVES . Endorse crime this day and everyone will smile. Thats what we have learnt.

Looks like Busta Rhyme

Looks like Busta Rhyme

simply discover ur own way of quitting
but most importantly get a steady girl friend.
twil help u go a long way to quit. make sure she is always available to str.aff u hard. why am saying dis is cos masturbation mostly ocurs mostly when u are sex starved. get married.

where i am no tv, no power.
sai.. buhari
#realchange

PassingShot:
I will do, we will do, we plan to, I vow to, we are looking into it, a committee will be set up, etc.

No matter how good-intention Jonathan is, he will continue to fail as long as he cannot fight corruption. He himself is corrupt and as such got no balls to fight it.


Well, GEJ has tried in the transportation sector, I will give him a C.

Modified*

boy is corruption a tree? if it were all axe would have bought in the market for the purpose of cutting it down. corruption is a human like u, you dont expect him to be so foolish by killing people he think are corrupt. a future society without corruption begins with you and me, purge ur mind off ills, in form of stealing, lying etc etc. thos aged you think are corrupt were once of our age. so what are u doing at this age in preparation for a serene society tomorow? ask you self, Goodluck came n met corruption. the change begins with u and me stop pointing fingers.

familiar lie ;Dfamiliar lie

In today's world violence and crime seems to be a sure means of wining election and those of us that have read the book called ''The brethren'' by John grisham will agree with me that its the same technique used by the presidential aspirant in that novel to obtain power is what a particular presidential aspirant in Nigeria is consciously or unconsciously using to obtain the presidential seat.

But to be honest its dangerously wrong, its not what we Nigerians need, we need peace and justice.
below are sure 7 steps on how to win presidential election without violence, feel free to add yours, thanks.

1

Garner some sort of reputation in the political world. For instance, become a governor or senator. Military generals have became president in the past, but not recently. While you're in office, make a splash. Get noticed by the big shots in Washington.
2

Pick the right political party to run with. No matter where you stand on the issues, if winning is the most important thing to you, run with the party that has the most popular platform.


3

Raise as much money as possible. You are probably going to have to become friends with some high-rollers. It's OK if you don't really like these people. Right now the focus is on raising money for your campaign and winning.
4

Run lots of campaign ads. This is where you will use half of your money. Most of your ads will explain how you will make the United States a better place. Although, you will also have to run "attack" ads to defer voters away from the other candidates. Make up commercials that show you in street clothes with blue-collar workers. This will make you look like a more approachable and caring person.
5

Travel constantly. This is where the other half of your campaign money will go. You will need a private jet to go to as many places as possible. Your main focus will be traveling to areas that have been hard hit by the economy, or visiting families of fallen soldiers. Try to spend the most time in swing states. You don't need to spend much time campaigning in states that will most likely vote for your party.
6

Choose your vice presidential candidate very carefully. This could make or break an election. If you just want to win, your pick does not have to be the most qualified person. It just has to be the most appealing. You will be a team. Pick a candidate that will help you with the demographic of voters that you are having the most trouble convincing to vote for you.
7

Become a good debater. Your past issues aren't as important as flipping the question to make your opponents look bad. If you look calm and confident, it will show you are winning the debate. If people hear you are winning debates with your opponent, it will help you win over voters more than discussing your planned policies.
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end time tinz in ma country, just passing sha. BH shall pass away.

world without end

pls is yaya a porm star? pls who is yaya toure?

[quote author=alotofgrace]na ur papa i blame
mupas[/quote

incase u were not told, here is ur family history.

ur grand mother is ur direct mother. i mean ur father slept wit his mother and she begot you. its funny because you and ur father are brothers. so blame ur father too.

[quote author=alotofgrace]na ur papa i blame
mupas[/quote

incase u were not told, here is ur family history.

ur grand mother is ur direct mother. i mean ur father slept wit his mother and she begot you. its funny because you and ur father are brothers. so blame ur father too. [quote author=alotofgrace]na ur papa i blame
mupas[/quote

incase u were not told, here is ur family history.

ur grand mother is ur direct mother. i mean ur father slept wit his mother and she begot you. its funny because you and ur father are brothers. so blame ur father too.

mehn on 7th a day after resumption, University of Uyo was filled wit fly boyz/girls in new cloths, high hill shoes, glove jeans worn by ladies, penz trouser by dudes hanging arround coners gossiping em gurlz. weired makeups like ghost party, mehn every body acted rich, especialy gurlz. i hated attending class that day cos i felt school should be more of style flaunting, gossiping, toasting galz, siping beer, smoking weed and burning blocks. lol ... i hated lecture that day.

he first time my girlfriend and I got into a real fight, we both did this.We were quick to talk about and made sure it never happened again.I think our relationship is much better for it. If we are really mad at each other, we might need to take a few hours away fromone another. But we both make it a point to realize we both love each other now matter what kind of fight we get into, sometimes we even end up cuddling and falling asleep in silence and just not talkingto each other until the morning when we can talk about with out emotions being tooin the way.We have two rules:1.Both of our voices may raise louder and use a different cadence than a conversational tone, but we never yell at each other.2.We never say hurtful things to each other. If we need to talk about something that may hurt the other person - most recently Ineed to workout and get back into shape after being a little down and letting myself go a bit - we do it as nicely as possible while telling the other person how much love them often duringthe conversation.

dont let little things build up, express ur sef by telling him or her how and wot u feel

before Jesus came, animals were sacrificed, and God required their blood in particular. so would God have required such sacrifice if they had no soul?

what is life? life means living. and life is in the blood. if a soul is required of a person it means the person is dead. so in ma own view blood represents soul in the physical state. whats ur owm view?

[quote author=Filmewell]sex is a human activity, unless u ar fasting from sex if there anytthing
like that then it becomes an issue .apart from that its very ok.[/

lol [quote author=Filmewell]sex is a human activity, unless u ar fasting from sex if there anytthing
like that then it becomes an issue .apart from that its very ok.[/

lol

research has proofed that sex during menstral flow isnt bad, so he can go ahead and swim in bloods. abi no be wedding night?

hmmm its funny when most people approve having sex during fasting and they tag it as "not a sin" they believe fasting means the period of time a person keeps off from food consumption for his or her spirit and soul be filled. in a situation where couple are to fast for 2months, cant they have sex? or if they should, would that be considered as sin?

CORDROSS: I don't think so. You will need a valid visa from the SA embassy before you can travel there.

thanks alot

i realy need ur honest reply on this, i mean if its possible for me to travel to south africa without visa. pls dont think am south african dreamer, jst want to confirm an information, thanks

mehn reporting live from uyo, am using torch light here seriously. its anoda nyt by 3pm here in ma area, area bois seems to be dragging their last draws frm dia kpefs, endtime tins on dia minds guy.