₦airaland Forum

ayourbamie:
I'll need your NIN, BVN, Social Security so that I can settle the creditors directly in your name. 😂😂😂

Ko le werk in that way.

Forgat it den.

Asmanthinket:
because the majority of them came out in large number to sanitize Nigeria of corruption by trying to free awolowo, who was illegally detained by the fulanis and their stooge akitola. Ibb said so in his book

Where did you get your own Aba made history?

Why was Awolowo not released then when your kinsman Aguiyi Ironsi took over the government?

AMI3:
Some of u talk any how, u major people by appearance.
Do u know Obi? Do u know people that surrounds Obi? Do you think that Obi ideology when it comes to politics is all about spending.
My brother if Obi play money politics do u know how many people are willing to stake money for him ?
Don't play down on Obi"s financial capability.

I don't like comparing people because I don't know who is who.

He is talking about money politics, you are talking about personal wealth and influence.

Is Obi more wealthy or influential than Atiku who has been a VP for 8 years?

ayourbamie:
I want to pay for three families of 5

Good man, I will DM my Opay account number to you to pay my family's share, from where I will reimburse NRS.

Amount expected: N3,620,000 (N724,000×5).

Thanks sir

What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and lose his soul.

MaxInDHouse:
Who cares what you believe baba?😂

Look at this man who has been blinded by the wrong doctrines of his own sect, criticising an atheist following the same pathway to gehenna.

dederocs:
Exploited by who?

I don't engage shallow people, let's keep the discussion intelligent, talk with evidence... exploited by who?

Am saying within Nigeria, you people talk for argument sake... please read to comprehend, I said in dire situations. Let's talk like intelligent people stay in context. I said in dire situations we can opt out temporary to save the economy, internally, within Nigeria...don't know what you are talking about 'unified price'...we don't have unified price now, market forces are in charge.

Please understand a discussion before jumping into it.

You are the one rambling here. The guy is teaching you crude oil geopolitics, instead of you taking the time to learn, you are busy claiming the knowledge you do not possess.

Who put Nigeria's economy in shock? Tinubu and Edun.

MEGAWATCH:
To hell with your PDP, Labour party, APC and ADC.

What we are talking about is setting Nigeria on the part of free fair and credible election, so that people who are intelligent will manage the affairs of this country.

As long as you keep supporting all these block head because of your tribal affiliation, get ready to pass your suffering to your next generation.

DELIVER YOURSELF AND FAMILY FROM MENTAL SLAVERY.

🔥🔥🔥

Since any regime change is presently through ballot, and now since you have dismissed all the available political actors as nonentities, so who are you promoting to deliver Nigerians from your so called mental slavery?

And if it is through revolution, which is not by shouting it only on Nairaland, will you present yourself to lead it through its grits and blood?

Rosenior is certainly leaving Chelsea at the end of this season. See his employer leaving the stadium before match end. Bad omen.

Didijiji:
I am Chelsea fan but man city please score us

Win us

score us oooo

Please check in to your favourite therapist.

EponObi:
Arsenal fan spotted.

Wetin you wan make we do with the bottlers fc memes wey dey our folders? Ehn?

Bottle your memes. Not wanted on this ground. Meanwhile I am a conc Chelsea fan.

EponObi:
Every EPL fan is begging Chelsea to lose today 🤣🤣🤣

It's the world against Arsenal.

Every EPL and Arsenal lover is begging Chelsea to win this match.

Hussein035:
If you have sense you will realize that Islam hate cheating and that's why we support Russia.

Even if a country is an herbalist country we must not force them to become Muslim and we can only preach peacefully and we can only fight if such a country kills our delegates that move to their country to preach Islam they can expel our delegates but not killing them

If you like keep believing the lies from your pastors about Islam don't go and read

Meanwhile since 2000 years ago Christianity has killed and destroyed over 30 million human being across the world while people killed as a result of jihad are less than 2 million

Which of the 2 religion should be considered terrorist?

Remember Adolf Hitler was an Orthodox Christian before you bring holy Spirit lies

"If you have sense you will realize that Islam hate cheating and that's why we support Russia."

Please review your words above, and tell us who is cheating who between Russia and Ukraine.

ColdHunter:
He lives in the hinterland of Okitipupa.

Supporting Pablo is what gives his life a semblance of purpose

Stop throwing stray bullets to my beloved homeland of Okitipupa, what has it done to you.

Ekaka14:
When you finish shaking your restless head...abeg address the other issues rather than cherry picking on an issue I won't even bother to contebs with you because you have not given it a serious thought...just spasm of emotional outbursts🙄

The guy is buttressing your points that the Kenyans are living better than Nigerians, yet you are fighting him.

fergie001:
Terrorism financing contd

Fulan! and Igb0 collabo.

Ndi Yoruba names missing. Na money we dey make. Terrorism? Mba, mba, mba!

The humid air of Benisheikh felt heavy yesterday, not with rain, but with the silence of a trap. Brigadier General Oseni Braimah stood in the center of the 29 Task Force Brigade’s perimeter, his thumb tracing the jagged edge of a radio that hadn’t caught a clear signal in three days.

He had surely sent five memos to Abuja in a month. He’d asked for the T-72 tanks promised in the quarterly budget and the thermal optics needed to see through the encroaching Sahel dust. After all the general in his youth was trained in the annals of red house aka octopus house..where being on point was a religion? Sharp thinking was necessary to survive and being resourceful was mandatory.

But alas, The replies from the High Command via the buffoons in the villa were always the same: “Resources are being deployed. Maintain your position.” But Braimah knew where the resources were. He had seen the photos of the new mansions in Lakeview, Abuja, owned by men who had never heard a shot fired in anger. He knew the “superior firepower” touted in the morning press releases was sitting in a shipping container in Lagos, held up by a kickback dispute between greedy politically inclined morons and the compromised analogue generals who have become their partners in crime and corruption.

“General,” his adjutant whispered, pointing toward the tree line. “The scouts didn’t return.” how could they have returned? They had already been betrayed by some rehabilitated sons and daughters of Satan with the blessing of the NSA and his clowns in control of the nations security apparatus a long time ago.

Braimah reached for his rifle. It was a decades-old weapon, the ubiquitous AK 47? its barrel worn smooth. He knew the political will to end this war didn't exist; a forever war was too profitable for the men/agbayas in flowing agbadas, multi million naira watches and their paramilitary gang members in well starched khakis who the general answered to. If the insurgency died, the "security votes"—those unvetted billions—would vanish. After all, the dirty, stinky, drug addled vermin known as Boko Haram are the prodigal sons of some of the hierarchy as well as the politicians. These boys are cash in the bank as it is and so must be protected and supplied more than the military itself.

Then, the darkness erupted.
The terrorists didn't come with swords; they came with brand-new technicals and night-vision goggles—gear better than anything Braimah’s men possessed. The General sprinted toward the front trench, shouting orders that were drowned out by the screams of boys holding jammed rifles.
He picked up a Light Machine Gun from a fallen soldier, but after three bursts, it seized.

The procurement officers had bought "refurbished" ammunition that was actually decades-old surplus. “Request air support!” Braimah roared over the thunder of RPGs.
“The jets are grounded in Maiduguri, sir!” the comms officer yelled back, tears streaking his dusty face. “They say there’s no fuel budget cleared for night Sorties!”

Braimah looked at the sky, vast and empty. No air support? No night time drones? It wasn't the enemy that had defeated him. It was the ink on the diverted contracts and the shrugs in the air-conditioned boardrooms of the capital. He stood tall, a silhouette of defiance against the muzzle flashes. He was a lion led by sheep, a guardian sold for a percentage. As the perimeter collapsed, he didn't retreat. He fired his sidearm until the slide locked back. By then the scene must have looked like a scorched earth with bodies strewn across each other, blood and dust mixing with bullets and shrapnel as the constant staccato of gunfire mixed with Islamic chants by the evil killers of his colleagues rent the air, getting closer, and closer by the mili second?

The last thing Oseni Braimah felt wasn't the sting of the bullet, but the "cold weight of a betrayal that started a thousand miles away from the battlefield in an air conditioned suite in the villa and freezing office in the MOD." The desire to gaze upon the faces of his beautiful wife and kids once more must have driven him to jump into the last remaining MRAP vehicle in order to save himself and the wounded left alive to try to salvage their dire situation and protect us the citizens who slept underneath the covers while simultaneously living in order to fight another day?

But alas....it wasn't meant to be..."oga the MRAP has no fuel and the engine is faulty?" What manner of government allows a red neck to be in charge of a command with such a logistical nightmare? The Nigerian government of course. Better to turn our brightest and bravest into sitting ducks in borno for the bandits as long as the allowances can be exchanged in zone 4 for dollars but not sense!

The next morning, the DHQ would release a statement praising his "heroism" and "the military's successful repelling of the attack." The mansions in Abuja would remain quiet, their walls thick enough to drown out the sound of the desert wind while also buck passing in order to avoid any form of official scrutiny. Maybe tomorrow morning the mong from bourdillion would hurriedly fly into an airfield in Maiduguri for 10 minutes to extol the virtues of my red house brother and his fallen comrades in arms as he did in jos? He would make his usual regurgitated speech about "never again or we will crush these bandits?" He may also demand that they bring omos twin brother and his grieving wife and kids for a photo op? To show that he cares? Typical.

Mr President f**k you, your high command and your useless Boko Haram trainee ministers and the safari suit wearing boy scout from kaduna . You have all sacrificed an innocent man's life and that of his brave platoon with your incompetence, blinding stupidity and lack of political will to face this menace head on. Nigerians are now on par with somalians as regards to insecurity and it is all happening under your bleary-eyed watch.

The betrayal of all the remaining red necks and their subordinates rests on your shoulders. May all of you responsible for the current state of this nations capitulation choke on your wealth and die off in penury after being haunted by the visions of all those who have been sent to the upper room by your inaction greed and lack of foresight.

As for "Le deux, tallest, Omo bee and the general?".....I wish you a peaceful journey
I will see you when it's my turn . Rest in peace......Salute.

["The final betrayal of a red neck" is a SEMI BIOGRAPHICAL EPITAPH written by me based on the events of the last 24 hours of oseni braimahs life, as a dedication to his bravery and that of his men, the current inefficiency affecting our nations military offensive against terrorists in nigeria, the debilitating federal corruption as well as our 32 year association via our journey through the hallowed halls of CSSKD"]

COPIED FROM FROM MARTIN YAKWO
© God of words productions. 2026

ddippset:
Really.. Old 70 year old man has been pocketed by Wike.

His senses have gone on hibernation.

PDP crisis originated with the Atiku and Wike fight.

Atiku connived with Tambuwal to defeat Wike at the Presidential primaries.

Wike called it cheating and playing against the rules.

(BUT NOTE; IF IT WAS WIKE THAT DID EXACTLY WHAT ATIKU DID, HIS PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BEEN GLOATING AND BRAGGING AND CALLING HIM A POLITICAL WIZARD.)


So Wike felt aggrieved and became inconsolable.
He vowed to frustrate Atiku in PDP.

Atiku did not wait to experience the roforofo fight with Wike, he quietly and quickly left to from ADC.

Wike didn't hold back as he took his vengeance on the remaining party members.

He refused to leave the party like Atiku, he decided to stay and play the enemy within.

Destroy the entire party from within and sell the soul of the party to Tinubu in exchange for appointments and presidential favours.


He would vow to support and deliver Tinubu against any presidential candidate in PDP.

He would work for APC candidates to defeat PDP candidates in LGA elections and House of Assembly elections in FCT and Rivers.

He would coerce PDP candidates to step down for APC candidates in FCT and Rivers.



His ultimate ambition was to "hold down" PDP for Tinubu.



So who really destroyed PDP

So who really destroyed PDP

PDP Governors. Remember Makinde, Ortom, Wike et al.

So that they can become canon forders for the ill equipped army, and to be wasted by rag tag hosts of terror¡sts rampaging the country.

I felt like crying.

How long shall we endure this terror spreading everywhere, while our uncaring leaders are fighting each other on who will lord over the spoilts and loots of the unfortunate country.

Yes o.

Like our obidients friends, na Internet their power dey.

BeardedMeat:
I will be safer in nasarawa than Oyo state. Oyo state is a den of vicious kidnappers worse than the head hunters.

Your bearded colleagues foraging for whom to grab and devour in Nasarawa forests say otherwise that Oyo State is safer

David Mark will be 78 years old tomorrow, Wednesday, April 8, 2026. Nafiu Bala is 35 years old. Nafiu Bala was not yet born 42 years ago when David Mark was appointed the military Governor of Niger State in 1984. Nafiu had not even been conceived in his mother's womb when David Mark was made Communications Minister in 1987.

Now, why would God bless anyone to get to the ripe old age of 78, and you will at that stage of your life be dragging a position with someone who is fifteen years younger than your daughter, Blessing Onyeche Onuh, who is 50 in 2026. I would have thought that David Mark would be embarrassed to be in a power tussle with a youth who is almost the same age as his first grandchild!

Is it not sad?

For goodness' sake, David Mark got his first political appointment in 1976, when the Obasanjo military government appointed him as the Chairman of the Abandoned Properties Implementation Committee in the former Eastern Nigeria, which is 50 years ago. At that time, Nafiu Bala's mother was still a child. And fast forward to 2026, and he is fighting her child over a chairmanship position? Yoruba say o mass o!

The problem with the ADC is that the elders in that party, who should have been in charge of conflict resolution organs, such as their Board of Trustees, are the very people struggling for power. As such, there is no neutral person with sufficient clout to intervene between David Mark and Nafiu Bala, because their elders are struggling for relevance and power against their youths.

And this has led to the breakdown of the moral fabric of their party, for which they are to blame, not the Federal Government, the Presidency, or the Independent National Electoral Commission.

Reno Omokri

Ambassador Designate to Mexico. Gospeller. Deep Thinker.

David Mark will be 78 years old tomorrow, Wednesday, April 8, 2026. Nafiu Bala is 35 years old. Nafiu Bala was not yet born 42 years ago when David Mark was appointed the military Governor of Niger State in 1984. Nafiu had not even been conceived in his mother's womb when David Mark was made Communications Minister in 1987.

Now, why would God bless anyone to get to the ripe old age of 78, and you will at that stage of your life be dragging a position with someone who is fifteen years younger than your daughter, Blessing Onyeche Onuh, who is 50 in 2026. I would have thought that David Mark would be embarrassed to be in a power tussle with a youth who is almost the same age as his first grandchild!

Is it not sad?

For goodness' sake, David Mark got his first political appointment in 1976, when the Obasanjo military government appointed him as the Chairman of the Abandoned Properties Implementation Committee in the former Eastern Nigeria, which is 50 years ago. At that time, Nafiu Bala's mother was still a child. And fast forward to 2026, and he is fighting her child over a chairmanship position? Yoruba say o mass o!

The problem with the ADC is that the elders in that party, who should have been in charge of conflict resolution organs, such as their Board of Trustees, are the very people struggling for power. As such, there is no neutral person with sufficient clout to intervene between David Mark and Nafiu Bala, because their elders are struggling for relevance and power against their youths.

And this has led to the breakdown of the moral fabric of their party, for which they are to blame, not the Federal Government, the Presidency, or the Independent National Electoral Commission.

Reno Omokri

Ambassador Designate to Mexico. Gospeller. Deep Thinker.

Ezmans:
Nothing is s working in lagos & Nigeria only killings is working ordinary water is not available no control in house rent everyone doing like animals released from zoo

Instead of complaining, go back to your village if Lagos is not beneficial to you. Nobody is tying your butt to the city.

I reject Easter felicitation from the looter of my country common wealth.

Tosin made it 4:0.

Chelsea has not been impressive lately.

[quote author=anonimi post=138987935]How do you know that I am not a Lagosian, unlike that atọhunrinwa Ayédèrú who has held everyone hostage since 1999

Any idea why Tinubu chose the name of a notorious slave trader instead of Mogaji, the name of his Iyaloja Oshodi mother?

FLASHBACK: Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola narrating the life of Tinubu years ago. #Ayederu (Counterfeit)pic.twitter.com/xr40gXe9Qx

— ayemojubar 🫆 (@ayemojubar) June 26, 2022

paymaster Atiku has now been left partyless again, which party are you now porting to to trade insults with Tinubu's men on Nairaland?

zenburster:
In case you aren't aware, ogugwa1992: is actually Reno Omokris burner account.

Do with this information whatever thou wilt

Fake information to discount the truth in the write up.

Keep your unfounded claim to yourself, we are not interested.

nairalanda1:
1. Are you guys ready to pay the kind of taxes, school fees, vote for corrupt free governments, etc...to make Nigeria a moon going nation?
2.See as you dey blame religion. Sometimes na country's priorites that governs these things. If any of the muslim or christain countries in Africa attempted this, they would be so broke in minutes, plus both of you will start shouting that 'why shouldun't government spend money on poor people.?

India sent a probe to the planet Mars. Most Indian commentators online were blasting their government for ignoring poverty in their country. Even the USA...at the time of their first moon landing , some americans were blasting their government for spending billions on space, not on dealing with domestic poverty

3. Many of you guys support the kind of economy that prevents Nigeria from going to space. You want government to share oil money to you, and your government obliges. You don't want government to support industrial development, and you don't want government to remove subsides on electricity so that the power sector can grow well well

Better stop blaming other things, and blame yourselves, Muslem and chreistian , tradtional religion and atheist fanatics Nigerians.

The tax mantra guru on the beat again.

Oga, let the poor breathe. We are not a rich nation by any standard.

Preach against endemic corruption in the land, rather than putting destructive burdens on the poor men of the land.