₦airaland Forum

EmiloCorn:
There is a way somebody will talk you will be able to diagnose malaria

Like you now, I see you're suffering from staphylococcus

Staphylococcus keh? Una no go ki ll person for Nairaland.

QuinQ:
You have to wait a year or so and see if it is just China-made painting that will shortly be washed away

Is Julius Berger a China company? Why are you wishing e vil on yourself?

Angelfrost:
Okay... So, what exactly is the NEWS here?!!

RCCG is the largest Pentecostal Church organisation not just in Nigeria, but in most parts of Africa. It can't be unusual that some of their members occupy key positions in Government and the Private sector.

...Or should he be preaching that Poverty is good because he heads EFCC?!!

Prosperity is not just God's designation for every of His creation, it's simply the way of the universe.

He was not even preaching, he was just praying the normal prayer in any Christian church. The vlogger is only mis-representing him.

ddippset:
No be only Felix Mouka na Felix Vita.

Useless demonic party which keep grandstanding on it's failures!

Two years on and Nigerians can't seem to catch a break on hunger, starvation, insecurity and unemployment transformation of Tinubu.

Yet Mouka foam keeps coming out to dish out propaganda upon propaganda.


How can you see comfortable Governors who are too lazy to fight and be in opposition and be saying they are supporting the massive transformation of "Mr President"?

What transformations exactly??

Unemployment, hunger, killings, everywhere.

Shame not dey catch people aswear.

How dem go shame sha? When there are always hungry retards everywhere on nairaland to defend them.

It doesn’t get greater and superior than this, the financial altering is happening in real-time:
President Tinubu in 2 years:

– $4.5B FX backlog? Cleared.

– $25B reserves? Built to $40B

– $3.4B IMF loan? Paid.

– N30T Ways & Means? Settled.

– States? Cleared 50-70% debt

Call it what you want. I call it financial sorcery.

The JAGABAN EFFECTS!!

NIGERIA IS MOVING FORWARD.🇳🇬

Sonofgod1990:
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20k sent

20k sent keh! But you were the one begging for money 2 weeks ago. Have you recovered your billions?

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
I am not happy. How can CNF sports app do this to me. They're no longer streaming free again. Either paid or VPN. How can I miss the party.

Download other live football TV apps, like Futbol, they are even more reliable than CNF.

Jokerman:
This is lies. Even AIs attest to the fact that Obi is not corrupt.

He's better than Tinubu and many politicians when it comes to corruption

If AI attested to Obi not being corrupt, then the AI don collect egunje from him.

myrates:
Hmm! Man dey try o! You go hustle get money to give woman financial orgasm yet you must not relent to give her steady sexual orgasm without compromising fatherly role to the children.Tell me why man no go die quick?

Yes bro, that's why many houses in my neighbourhood only have landladies. The men who built the houses have long since died through overwork and mental stress.

All the Russian show na photo trick, all na sakamaje; all na resource mongering by the Russians.

But they are better than the trickish, thieving and the wily Chinese plunderers.

richmond500:
It has really improved my people, at least we are better than Anambra

I am a private citizen, u can't ask me such a stupid question.

Just ignore him, he likes asking irritating questions.

Let’s stop lying.

*Futures Crushed. A Nation Exposed.* *- JAMB 2025 Result is a Disaster*

The 2025 JAMB results are here. A disaster. Over 1.5 million students scored below 200.

We all failed. .

*Parents: You Raised Frauds, Not Children*

You paid for “special centers” to cheat WAEC. You cared more about bragging rights than bedtime stories. You taught your child to cut corners, not solve problems. Now JAMB strips off the mask, and they drown. What did you expect? You wanted shortcuts, not knowledge. Your child can’t think, but they know how to cheat. Is this pride?

*Dear Schools and Teachers, You Sold Souls for Profit*
School owners, you hired teachers who couldn’t spell “education.” Classrooms became trading floors.
* Teachers, you leaked exams, whispered answers, and called it “help.” You had one job: to build minds. Instead, you built liars. Your students can’t write a sentence, but they know how to bypass integrity. Shame on you.

*Dear Students: You Choose Easy Over Excellence*
* TikTok over textbooks. Parties over past questions.
* You mocked the “bookworms,” then prayed for miracles. You thought JAMB would “sort itself.” Now reality hits: life doesn’t forward answers in a WhatsApp group.
* You can afford to buy data, and get Iphones, but can't buy the necessary textbooks and the seriousness needed for you to succeed.
* You gambled with your future. Wake up.

*To Our Government, You Watched the Fire Burn*
* You underfunded schools until roofs caved in.
* You let unqualified teachers flood classrooms. You ignored “miracle centers” because palms were greased.
* Where are the policies? The oversight? The urgency
* You talk about “tomorrow’s leaders” while strangling the schools meant to shape them.

*This is our collective shame.*

*Picture this* : Ten years from now, your child is the engineer who builds collapsing bridges. The doctor who kills patients. The leader who steals billions. Is this the future you want?

We built this with parents who valued trophies over truth, schools that sold certificates, not character, students who traded grit for gossip, and a government that looked away and failed to do their duties.

It is nearly impossible for anyone who scored B's & A's in their O'level results without malpractice/outside help to score below 200 in JAMB. *Something is definitely wrong* !

Antoeni:
Everything In Nigeria is Fake, Even Electric Nor Dey Shock Like As Before

Which time you put your finger inside a live socket last? Test am mek we see if electricity for Nigeria don degrade.

MaxInDHouse:
Kumuyi was once a JW member that's why most of his moves resembles that of JWs, if anyone knows his old magazines in the 80s/90s you will notice that all the artistic impressions were taken from JW magazines but photocopy type. So Kumuyi tried to hide his JW orientation but it wasn't easy today he's now trying to change everything because he discovered that with all his brain people like Adeboye, Oyedepo and Olukoya are making money and followers more than him.

Kumuyi was never a JW member, but has his root from the Apostolic Faith Church. So stop pushing a wrong narrative. Kumuyi's Church doctrines never copy that of JW's own. The only similarity is that of not celebrating Christmas, which some churches also do, including MFM. Will you now say that Pastor Olukoya was also a JW member?

stanluiz:
Obi will clear Anambra votes 100%. Even soludo knows that.

Then let his LP candidate clear the next Anambra State governorship election to test his popularity in the state.

id4sho:
Area Boys and attack dogs emilokan order

Tueh for Agbadorianss

You meant Twale for casavarians?

The trajectory of political realignment going on should tell any wise person who will win the 2027 presidential election, unless God intervenes to determine otherwise.

So no use arguing with anyone.

Educationalserv:
Notting Nigeria Army infantry corp 1967 was made up of men from Far North east , TIV ,Ibira etc .
Yoruba Men na fiance Dept to steal

Yet your chief general surrendered to a Yorubaman (Obasanjo) at the end of the war. While your leader skedaddled ASAP to Ivory Coast with his family, leaving you poor masses to bear the brunts of the after-war. Till today General Alabi Isama and Brig. Adekunle (both Yorubas) are still the nightmare stuff of your tribesmen.

In the first instance, why are you planning to make it aggressive and bite people, especially when you are not a crimi-nal, or a polithiefcian that needs protection from their enemies?

Dogs are meant to be kept as pets or peudo-companion.

Since the time your dog has been acting its gentle self, how many people has attacked you in your compound or neighbourhood? Let the dog be.

sinola:
these evil people will soon kpai everyone in that Benue state.

very pitiable

They are all over the forests in your village too. So be prepared!

Amumaigwe:
Calling for someone's killing is the new treason. Get education, no. You prefer touting in motor parks

Have you ever heard of conspiracy to kill in law? It is a capital offence.

Stop defending evil. And remember that those people his evil organisation kil led most at Kanu's behest were your clansmen, and not Hausa/Fulani and not Yoruba. Would you rather leave him until he wasted everyone of you with his greed infested hatred, and his unwise propaganda and battles. Remember Ojukwu too and the 3 million wasted souls, and the festering tribal hatred he left behind in the Igbo man psyche.

Arsenal to win by fans goodwill.

nairalanda1:
So, if most of your customers were underpaying you, you go have business?

Better answer me


Truth is very bitter.

Plus discos don't collect taxes, son.

Granp a, you always come up with this your 'son' epithet anytime you are criticised on this platform. Kindly invent a better insult.

Have you ever heard of subsidy? All nations subscribe to that in one form or another for their poor citizens to ease their financial burden. The Nigerian government should continue to give electricity subsidy to its low income citizens until they bring the economy at par with the rich nations of world, where Nigeria should rightly belong, if not for its resources mismanagement.

nairalanda1:
Yeah electricity is expensive

They better pay up


And yeah, f*** APC. You don't have to support apc to realize that we don't have light because most customers refuse to pay in the name.of poverty. Thus the sector loses money and can't attract investment.


That I said the above does not mean I support corruption or that I support estimated billing

Modified


It annoys me when people quote me on power to say things like 'NIGERIANS ARE POOR' etc, etc. YES I KNOW THAT. But at the end, the stuff we need for 24 hours a day power is not going to be given to us free of charge.

Nairaland tax bandi t on the prowl again.

Tax them till dey kpai, that's his mantra.

Shidinky:
Dem Sabi do comeback sha

Not today. They appear not in form to do so.

It is over for Barca.

Ezmans:
who devalue the naira

Your leaders from the past decades, beginning from Babangida.

Sonofgod1990:
Make person bless my life with 2k I'm seriously broke for now as salary never drop. Thanks in advance 4201149536 ecobank

Thought you were a billionaire, wetin happened to all your billions?

virginchaser:
Money is the root of all evils. Abia boys are buying southwest fulani herders are buying south east while Yoruba boys are buying Europe and America. Shift make i shift system.

Abia boys buying Yoruba lands is just a waste of money. Because when the nitty eventually turns to gritty as it must, then the lands turn to free gifts to their ancestral owners.

Please advise them.

grandstar:
This is still costly.

My cousin paid N98 to travel from Lagos to Enugu after he got admission into Enugu state university.

I remember taking a bus for N200 from Lagos to Ondo Town in 1999.

Granpa, well done. How grandpikins?

KillahPriest:
that's the highest you can shout, there's absolutely nothing you can do about it

Then stop complaining.

Caicedo and Palmer thank you for making it 3.