₦airaland Forum

tarboshi:
What king of Chinko surgery is this?

Because she was recreated by a chinko surgeon.

KayaMaghan:
None of my kids will bear my name or my father's name, or any name whatsoever from my ancestors.
I will give them all new different names. None will bear the same surname as another.
their full names may be something like:
Joan Rivers
Rachel Sahara
Obi Musa
Steve Ade.

Fxxk the ancestors.

Why not Joan Kaya
Rachel Maghan
Obi Kayamata
And Steve Maghana

Very sweet to hear and apt.

Bluna:
Unfortunately, the news of his revival is already on many international media. I saw it just now on BBC and Goal.com

The blogger who reported his resurrection in error, or out of mischief should be jailed.

Neoteny:
This is a metaphor for tax payers

Can you please explain this further for we OLODO UPRISING.

OlujobaSamuel:
Lol, can't stop laughing
But to the management, why use a net fencing since the animals are just sculptural works.

To make it fearsome as it should be.

Tinubu na guyman.

Where him come gather all these miscreants to endorse him?

Politics be something in dis kontiri!

favor914:
If u need help, u ask for it, because in the abundance of water, u are thirsty, what a very big shame.

The usual thrash from a nonentity. A bush rat claiming to be a big cat.

favor914:
Quite obvious say u no get money, na only person wey no get money, go fit type the nonsense that u stated.

U wey get money, how much have you invested in Nigeria economy?

I am sure nothing. Because if you have, you won't have the time to be hyping your ignorance on Nairaland. But you will be strategizing on how you are going to move your company forward in this economic downturn affecting businesses in the country.

Druss:
Testify bro. He changed my life as well. He has been faithful - Jehovah Nissi, Jehovah Jireh, Jehovah Rapha..

JehovahTsidechenu, JehovahRohim, JehovahShalom...

Waste of government lean revenues.

Without improvement in the country power supply, general infrastructures, no viable international company will be interested in investing in the country.

Konjiboii:
God knows why he no wan place me for presidency ,dead body go surplus

The reason the gods no put you for Aso Rock is because dem know sey you go konji our money, and the gods go suffer patronage.

Reference:
And there I was in Abuja bemoaning the vandalisation of the Wike fences in Abuja while right there in Lagos a whole bridge is being eaten alive by these scrap metal vermin.

Look, if the government cannot get a handle on supply then they should tackle demand by giving an ultimatum to the steel recycling plants scattered around. They either clean up their act or be shut down as a threat to national security.

Yeah, the government should stop the steel recycling plants to stop buying condemned scrap metals from the scavengers or their middle men.

insidelife22:
,baba falana,pls also ask them why Yahaya Bello, Ifeanyi Okowa and co are not behind bars.

Because they committed bailable offences which the courts are still prosecuting, of which your Falana or his firm may be one of the lawyers defending them.

Mek you kuku kill us, mek hunger finish us. Don't eat this, don't eat that, then wetin we go come eat? Na to be eating only leaves be dat, like goat.

Nword22:
Lagos is our extended colony son .it was effiong that handed over not ojukwu...he handed over to jack yakubu not from your tribe Because we all knew who was the president.


Ironsi will forever be a strong man.

You are a child, baby boy, you know nothing about history. Go and play with sands as your mates are doing, and leave argument alone.

Nword22:
Ironsi is greater than all your cowards both dead and alive.

We are proud of him, because of him Igbos are having good day in Lagos today you can't change the fact.

Your Ironsi that could not sleep in the government quarters at Dodan Barrack because of the fear of death. Please tell me another story.

As for him being the reason why your people are having good time in Lagos, which history book did you read? Was he providing free accommodations for your people then, or free money to trade. Your having a good time in Lagos is due to the benevolent spirit of your host, which your people are abusing everyday. And at the right time we will correct that.

As for us being cowards, what is the tribe of the man your warlords surrendered to at the end of the civil war?

Nword22:
Now you recognize that someone from Abia was there before your people...it doesn't matter even if it's just 2 days it's on History you can't change the fact.

The first you produced was on compensation..your region didn't even vote for him that's why he never sided with your drug Lord...this one here now is on stolen mandate..do you see how he is not respected? Some called him a drug Barron while other's said he don't have valid certificate, questionable character...no world leader ever visited or invited him...so the joke is still on you..maybe after him you won't have that opportunity again.

How many world leaders visited your Abia man when he seized his stolen military mandate, or even visited him? None, because they knew he was an illegal occupant.

And as for the two occupants from the your master region, one is well recognised and highly honoured among world leaders, while the other one, whom position you envied so much, that it is given you sleepless night, was recently commended by the head of the most powerful country in the world.

So you are only wasting your time in venting your spleen about them, because it does not ruffle their feathers at all. They are your masters, and there is nothing you can do about that.

Nword22:
I hope you know that I'm from Abia, before any one from your region became president we've tested it, infact someone from my State gave you this federation you masturbate now so I'm not mate with you.

Infact his deputy died protecting his master in Ekiti, I don't know if you go to school at all..you would've as well know the name of your first president and Also the name of your vice president under election with shagari...before you bloody opposition became president you were under us.

Kiss the Truth.

Should I educate you more?

Maybe you think I'm from Ondo.

You can lie to yourself from here to eternity to make yourself happy, but it doesn't change the facts of history that your region may never sit on that powerful seat in your lifetime.

Meanwhile a little quiz for you: how many years did your Abia man stayed on the stolen seat? And how many years has your bette noire region have on the seat?

Nword22:
You paid the bigger price, your region is now overun and most of your able men lost their lives still awo was jailed and ended up killing himself without becoming president..the Igbos overtook you on education and the declaration of no Victor proclamation than you imagined.

Are you now okay.

Yet the region you are denigrating has been president twice in this political dispensation, which your region may never taste till kingdom come. Which explains your regular tears on this platform.

Majority are fake results from examination cheating which can never be defended.

Cutezt:
Tinubu number na Abdul dey show.

I been Wan call am and beg am to please forgive us, no matter what we have done to offend him, he should please forgive us for God's sake, not for our character

You dey play with DSS gulag.

Please tell your family next time before phoning the prez, so that they will know where to look for you when you go missing.

narite:
1. They are in a state of shock, they might forget how to drink water, causing them to choke
2. Due to surgery, if surgery was to be performed on them, the water they have taken could be a problem when given sedatives causing them to vomit the water, which might lead to lungs infection.
3. They might be suffering from internal bleeding and as a result of the loss of blood, their body might seek for water as a means to replace the blood they are losing, taking water at this point is actually pretty bad because the water causes the blood to become thinner, leading to more rapid blood loss.

God bless you.

Daniel0047:
This shouldn't be a problem since you can wear your everyday clothes to school.

Apart from using it uniformly you can as well use it anywhere.

I sees it as one going market to buy wear.

There will always be one disagreeable voice on any generally condemnable issue. Yours is the first one here.

Clap for yourself.

Mathewrichard99:
Just imagine lining up our politicians in their different boxers or underpants....Yahaya Bello, Emiefiele, Malami, Betta Edu, James Ibori, Sambo Dasuki, Olu Agunloye, Darius Ishaku, Theodore Orji, etc.......These despicable human being will look so funny in their birthday suite.....the music will be International thief thief by Fela Anikulapo Kuti.....

All tribes ably represented here. No marginalisation protests when it comes to corruption in Nigeria.

anonimi:
Na English I dey talk o.
Where did you stay in London during your visit?
Did the house have pipe borne water, abi na from inside shitty borehole you dey drink for London

The federal government is not responsible for water supply in cities and towns. This is the responsibility of states.


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Your oga, Atiku when he was VP, how many communities in his Adamawa State did he provide with pipe borne water?

silibaba:
I love it.

Anyone way pass your front, presss an
M, burst am.

Try am, you go tey for prison, after chopping eye blinding slaps.

anonimi:
Thanks to the sportsmen and sportswomen doing us proud, unlike the Alakara people in Aso Rock, who have destroyed the prosperity, peace and security, cheap petrol, cheap dollars and biggest African economy handed over to them 11 years ago.

You have deceitfully forgotten that it is "the Alakara people in the Aso Rock" that sponsored the athletes to the tournament.

Emmanuelcompute:
Igbo amaka
Igbos are always the pace setters
Bringing limelight and good attention to Nigeria and the world at large,
Kudos to them, I envy them..

Is it the Igbo Nation that sponsored them to the tournament? It is the Nigerian government. So the joy belongs to all Nigerians, and the commendation to the government.

Reference:
Absolutely. Cannot see what the gain is.
Let the Gulf countries face Iran which is holding their economies hostage by themselves.

You have mischievously forgotten that it is DT and Netanyahu that brought the unwanted war and aggression to the gulf countries in the first place.

mastermaestro:
Do you know what they call Islamic fundamentalist? North Korea is not driven by Islamic extremism. Spot the difference! Unlike North Korea, Iran is led by religious terrorists.

People who see dying horribly as an act of honour should never be allowed to have nuclear weapons. Never! Iran funds Hezbollah, Hamas and the Houthis. Show me the terror groups being funded by North Korea.

Houthis are destroying Yemen, Hezbollah crippling a once beautiful Lebanon, while Hamas have turned Gaza into a haven of terrorism.

And Boko Haram and ISWAP et al, funded by Iran, have turned Nigeria into bandits stronghold.