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Romance / Re: Pre-marital Sex: 4 Hard Facts Guys Won't Tell You by deramarks(f): 9:30pm On Nov 19, 2015
Love Machine:
But you have been doing it with different men na.
it will only annoy me when itz true but as I know u re just blabbing I'll let u talk to ur fill what I know is #am gettin married a virgin!

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Romance / Re: Pre-marital Sex: 4 Hard Facts Guys Won't Tell You by deramarks(f): 9:14pm On Nov 19, 2015
del5545:

Hmmm,wil lik 2 date dis kind of virgin babe oooo,ar u ready 4 som1 lik me?
no tnx
Nairaland / General / Re: Cows Ran Into A Bus At Ilesa-Ibadan (pictures) by deramarks(f): 9:09pm On Nov 19, 2015
myners007:
You are funny but please dont insult the yoruba race again. Im not one of them but i think they have done Nigerians poud more than any other etnic group especially in the are of education.
you are funny, but please don't insult the yorubas again. I am not one of them, but I think they have made Nigerians proud more than any other ethnic group. Especially in the area of Education /btw o....if ya not a yoruba person I hope ya hausa not ibo sha/
Nairaland / General / Re: Cows Ran Into A Bus At Ilesa-Ibadan (pictures) by deramarks(f): 9:03pm On Nov 19, 2015
ify2016:
Cow too get freedom of movement nah. Na part of the constitution. But come o, those rearers go take their time o. Thank God it didn't claim any life.
those innocent cows 11 lifes were lost chaii innocent cows dat were just goin on their own *wipes tears* R. I. P. To dem
Romance / Re: Pre-marital Sex: 4 Hard Facts Guys Won't Tell You by deramarks(f): 8:57pm On Nov 19, 2015
conquerorsegun:
93% of people viewing dis tread are male... Truth they said is bitter
am female. I represent. Every gal dat didn't open diz thread. B dem bitches or orente. I don't care wink

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Romance / Re: Pre-marital Sex: 4 Hard Facts Guys Won't Tell You by deramarks(f): 8:50pm On Nov 19, 2015
Eh hen! Good tin I heard diz now so nobody will blame me for not wanting to have sex till I marry, because no mata d amount of break ups I get. I won't let any man slide in till I wear the white gown nd whn. I do that I'll only prefer one type of *u know what,
Reiyvinn:
Sex is sweet. That sensation of getting an unrivaled outburst of hormones toward your urethral lacuna during an orgasm is priceless.

The intimacy that exists between two lovers during sex can really shut one's senses to reality and make two thinking humans become bred dogs all to earn that invaluable feeling that comes with it.

But,

have you examined the good and harm this practice has done to you?

Firstly, I am not a celibate. I have sex a lot and I'll only stop when I go 6 feet.

I also don't believe in "No sex till marriage" as much I don't believe in "No trial till purchase".

However, I'm emburdened to enlighten Ladies on what happens when they endulge in too much sex while unmarried.

1.) Sex and Love are no synonyms:

Hello? Trying to get into a guys heart through his penis is a sure misfire. Guys are sexual beings and can have sex with a hundred ladies without loving any. If he's loyal to you sexually then it means you taste pretty good, but be sure to remain that good cos any sign of unsavour, he'll begin exploring other means. (tho some are sincerely loyal sha, don't get me wrong)

2.) Success is not an STI/STD (no be Suck-Sex):

I don't know what you were thinking when you opened your legs to that business mogul, oil and gas worker or just an average money maker but just be sure that unless you are an olosho, trying to tap into their success through sex is absolute stupidity.

3.) We have NOTHING to lose:

You heard that right. Guys have nothing to lose. We can continue destroying ladies honeypots as long as that young soldier down there is active.

But you. Your body can get ruined by too much sex. No matter how much you 'maga' us, your body will spoil but we'll still keep making money.

Get it into your skull. You're like padlocks, we're like keys. We open more padlocks, we become master keys. More keys open your padlocks, you become useless.

Pregnancy, abortion, labour, pills bla bla bla are on you, not us, so be careful!

4.) We may marry non-virgins but we won't accept 'boreholes':

Even as we crush, smash and destroy. We know what we want. We may whip lots of oloshos and sugar mummies but when it's time to marry, we won't have a tunnel for a wife, never!

You are somebody's future wife, please play safe with your body.

Ekuse!
Education / Re: Law School Records 71 Per Cent Success In Bar Final Exams by deramarks(f): 5:57pm On Nov 19, 2015
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undecided really? Ur idear for a joke
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Finally Cuts His Dreadlocks (photos) by deramarks(f): 2:40pm On Nov 19, 2015
gawk:

Am a female ass fantasizer, I'll Go grab ma toys ASAP
. Okay den bro goodluck like I said u don't need ma permission @ all
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji With Mr Ibu At The Premiere Of Her Movie In Enugu (photo) by deramarks(f): 2:26pm On Nov 19, 2015
lalasticlala:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3093063_1135071816374911765233991470123568n_jpegfdb8501e4f2b921a2b78329fe9f0ff7b

Genevieve Nnaji premiered her movie, 'Road To Yesterday' in Enugu State on Wednesday, November 18, 2015.

She shared this photo and captioned: I actually love her tnx for posting diz diz is d only post so far today dat is pleasing

''#RoadToYesterday #premiere #Enugu #genevievennaji #mribu ™@rtythemovie''.


https://www.instagram.com/p/-Qj0CkuOkQ/?taken-by=genevievennaji
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Finally Cuts His Dreadlocks (photos) by deramarks(f): 2:04pm On Nov 19, 2015
gawk:


I hope its not too late for me to realize i need brain flushing..am a male ass fantasizer
. Itx not too late u re lucky sef
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Finally Cuts His Dreadlocks (photos) by deramarks(f): 1:35pm On Nov 19, 2015
gawk:


Am One of the Mentally retarded people roaming the streets of this Nairaland
. Happy roaming den u don't need my permission to b totally derranged
Education / Re: Law School Records 71 Per Cent Success In Bar Final Exams by deramarks(f): 1:08pm On Nov 19, 2015
tupacshakur:


You're beautiful.
awww...one sweeet word from someone today. Tnx smiley
Education / Re: Priscilla Ephraim Best Graduating Student-engineering Project Mgt At Coventry by deramarks(f): 12:55pm On Nov 19, 2015
I won't let myself get enraged because an impertinent person tried to look responsible you wether you are a man/woman/boy/girl are free to say that which suites your mind it's a free world as it is have a blissful day ahead
ramalot:


Just a friendly advice for you. Regardless of where you're writing (formal or informal), try to write with proper spelling.
It is neither cute nor in your best interest to verbally present yourself like an illiterate.

Also, it is a turn off to those you're seeking attention from. You're pretty, but that won't save you in the grand scheme of things.
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Finally Cuts His Dreadlocks (photos) by deramarks(f): 12:40pm On Nov 19, 2015
Omg!!! Whn did he do diz? Am soo breakin up wit u uti ryt now I loved u cuz ov ur locks. Now u re a diff. Person entirely I think I wud say yes to justin biber since u re now ugly no no no stop beggin me I can't date u again how cud u remuv d only tin dat made me love u how cud u. Itz so over #walks out on cryin nwachukwu

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Education / Re: Law School Records 71 Per Cent Success In Bar Final Exams by deramarks(f): 12:32pm On Nov 19, 2015
Congratz m happy for u me dat I have not even started studyin d law sef well GOD protect u nd give u grace to shine congratz once again
Daniyemi:




www.thisdaylive.com/articles/law-school-records-71-per-cent-success-in-bar-final-exams/225991/

NB: Using this medium to invite nairalanders to my call to Bar on the 16th.


Education / Re: Priscilla Ephraim Best Graduating Student-engineering Project Mgt At Coventry by deramarks(f): 12:24pm On Nov 19, 2015
airmirthd1:




hummm......juz celebrate her... I don't think that's too much to do...urrrgggg!!
. U re a myth. Or I don't get ur name more over I celebrate her in ma mind somehow
Celebrities / Re: These Throwback Photos Of Olamide Will Show You That Hard Work Really Pays by deramarks(f): 12:15pm On Nov 19, 2015
Ola just as I tort he wud b *stubborn nd rugged* m lovin u. In diz corner
Education / Re: Priscilla Ephraim Best Graduating Student-engineering Project Mgt At Coventry by deramarks(f): 11:50am On Nov 19, 2015
Uglyduckling:
it's called jealousy dear.
okay ugly. i was created by GOD cuz GOD is a jealous GOD. Isn't dat ryt ugly?
Education / Re: Priscilla Ephraim Best Graduating Student-engineering Project Mgt At Coventry by deramarks(f): 11:35am On Nov 19, 2015
ideyhere:


Hehehe...just see as people go take bash you now say naa jealousy...
. I tell u oo dem just dey give me attention since oo
Education / Re: Priscilla Ephraim Best Graduating Student-engineering Project Mgt At Coventry by deramarks(f): 11:34am On Nov 19, 2015
ramalot:


That's what haters do. I believe the official names are Jealousy and envy.

For someone who can barely construct an intelligible sentence, as evidenced by your "personal text" below:

"u nid common sense to cope around me no mata how smart u re" undecided

It is no surprise that you would hate on another girl achieving intellectual feats.
. Seven of u dat quoted me really? Ma personal txt already states it all what if am seeking attention ur common sense can't tell u dat grin. I have gotten d attentions I neeeded I was thinking am invisible in nairaland today, so leme comment on d pretty lady ...in ma mom's voice anytime she sees ma result. She is intelligent I already know she'll come awt best. Have a nice day peepz I'll move to. Anoda thread
Education / Re: Priscilla Ephraim Best Graduating Student-engineering Project Mgt At Coventry by deramarks(f): 10:28am On Nov 19, 2015
I dunno y I don't like her undecided I just saw her pics nd automatically bcame annoyed

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Politics / Re: Kano Female Suicide Bomber Dyed Her Leg With Henna Before Mission (Graphic Pic) by deramarks(f): 9:16am On Nov 19, 2015
redgem:




you misunderstood my post.... I've modified it

burning her already dead body won't bring back the dead
she will die any way but...itz not my business sha
Education / Re: How Exams Are Written In Covenant University by deramarks(f): 8:26am On Nov 19, 2015
EZEIGBO1OFIMO:

.
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Nothing looks special about the school.
. I tort twas only me dat noticed

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Politics / Re: Kano Female Suicide Bomber Dyed Her Leg With Henna Before Mission (Graphic Pic) by deramarks(f): 8:23am On Nov 19, 2015
redgem:
No one has the right to take a life but Should I say she deserved it?
. She was goin to die anyway. Weda she was burnt or she burnt herself
Events / Re: My Pre Wedding Shots by deramarks(f): 2:32am On Nov 19, 2015
softvio:


o gal, see blessings oooh..abi you be catholic priest? Dash some blessings before i para joorh.. End time blessings
. Still u again?
Events / Re: My Pre Wedding Shots by deramarks(f): 10:04pm On Nov 18, 2015
AK6464:

my birthday mate
really? U doin ur wedding on ur bufday? Wow dats awesome infact ur baby will look like me am pretty trust me nd I love kids. If itz a boy he'll look like ma crush justin biber if itz a gal she'll look like me. Happi married life in ur new age while u re p it wishing u llnp u re blessed everytin done on january 1st nd 2nd is always blessed nd succesful nd cute nd memorable nd nd blessed again

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Events / Re: My Pre Wedding Shots by deramarks(f): 8:06pm On Nov 18, 2015
AK6464:
Our date is 2nd January 2016, in Makurdi, Benue State
ma birthday! kiss
Crime / Re: Woman Fakes Pregnancy, Steals Two-week-old Baby (pictured) by deramarks(f): 2:38pm On Nov 18, 2015
PLANETMARS:
so dearie we gud now ba?
just try to have a nice day tho
Crime / Re: Woman Fakes Pregnancy, Steals Two-week-old Baby (pictured) by deramarks(f): 1:38pm On Nov 18, 2015
PLANETMARS:
oya e don do let's b friends joor
good I know I won't b tired first I no fit carry last
Crime / Re: Woman Fakes Pregnancy, Steals Two-week-old Baby (pictured) by deramarks(f): 10:28am On Nov 18, 2015
PLANETMARS:
so romantic sugar pie,oya off ur skirt make I kiss am no fear I got use condom this time so I won't make the same mistake I made with ur mom
. Hehehehe aint u so "funny?" Anu npam u will straff ur moda nd dig her granma up nd straff her too
Crime / Re: Woman Fakes Pregnancy, Steals Two-week-old Baby (pictured) by deramarks(f): 9:34am On Nov 18, 2015
PLANETMARS:
u like me? Wow my sponge cake I love u already. I don't mind dating u even though u are approaching menopause and stil single.
I said I like u but I haven't completed d sentence I actually meant"I like u cuz u gave ma ass some kisses". smiley. U cud kiss ma ass again d lost delta person
Crime / Re: Woman Fakes Pregnancy, Steals Two-week-old Baby (pictured) by deramarks(f): 9:26am On Nov 18, 2015
PLANETMARS:
wow u did all this?chineke I blame Biafra for ur attrocities
. grin. Uv finally taken ma advice u actually transformed what I was tinkin to confession I like u bro okay now dat uv confessed are u willing to go to church nd b delivered? Before u go get a cardboard and marker write down ur confession in it take it ti TB joshua stand infront of d alter nd weep d lord will save u re blessed

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