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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell 2023 Graduate Trainee Program by Desammyst(m): 10:49pm On Jul 22, 2023
dogtails:
Nope!!! Love letter is in batches just pray u don't get one and mind you Shell takes a lot of time during recruitment so kindly go find something to do with Yr life first

Lol... That was harsh, bro cry embarassed
Software/Programmer Market / Python Programming Bootcamp Next Month August 2023. by Desammyst(m): 7:30am On Jul 21, 2023
Hello everyone,

Are you interested in becoming a Data Scientist, Python Programmer, Backend Developer, Computer Software Developer, etc? Then learning Python is a PREREQUISITE.

I will be hosting a Python programming bootcamp every WEEKENDS in August 2023.
It will be an intensive class with class work and assignments at the end of each session.

Venue: Online(Google Meet)
Fee: #10,000

Registration link is in the flier below.

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Health / Re: Please, What Could Be The Cause Of This Skin Infection? by Desammyst(m): 9:08pm On Jul 20, 2023
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Health / Re: Please, What Could Be The Cause Of This Skin Infection? by Desammyst(m): 9:07pm On Jul 20, 2023
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Health / Re: Please, What Could Be The Cause Of This Skin Infection? by Desammyst(m): 9:06pm On Jul 20, 2023
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Health / Please, What Could Be The Cause Of This Skin Infection? by Desammyst(m): 9:04pm On Jul 20, 2023
Good day, everyone.

Please, my sister began to experience this skin disease for sometime now. It started as small rashes between the elbow on the both hands. As she continues to apply powder to see if it will heal, it instead increased overtime.

As I write now, the disease has surfaced on her lap, on her foot, even on her face.

Please, what could be the cause? What could be the possible solution to it?

Thank you in advance for your responses.

Mynd44, Lalasticlala, etc please put in the front page.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell 2023 Graduate Trainee Program by Desammyst(m): 6:53pm On Jul 17, 2023
Someone that I know got served this afternoon... cry. It is well.
It's not of him that willeth, neither is it of that walketh, but it's the Lord that showeth mercy.

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Career / Re: Emotional Intelligence Moments By A HR Professional by Desammyst(m): 4:28pm On Jul 12, 2023
Anjinsan:
It's a beautiful week.

A beautiful week for you to add value as an Efficient Executive.

This week's EI letter:

INEVITABLE STRESS

In our work world, stress is inevitable.

From the cleaner to the MD. In fact, the higher one goes, the hotter it becomes.

The best we can do is manage it effectively. Manage it on and off work.

The MD, taking intermittent vacations to US, UK, or… that’s one of his coping strategy for managing the hectic work pace.

The manager hanging out with the boys every Friday, that’s one of his stress recovery process.

How about yours?

To thrive at work, you need a stress management technique.

Look at the information you are daily bombarded with. That’s enough stress on its own.

Open your email on a typical work day, and there are messages from everywhere and anywhere.

Most of them with the emergency acronym: ASAP.

You are on one thing, three or four more beckons your urgent attention.

Jumping from task to task without prior notice.

Aside from multiplying stress, exercises like these don’t teach the mind to focus.

Rather the mind is receiving a harmful training in distraction 101.

How much worse, when we jump to the less relevant stuff.

Example, mindlessly passing time on social media. Mindless scrolling through facebook, tiktok, etc makes the mind more inattentive.

The attention span gradually resembles that of a gold fish.

At work, this has contributed to poor listening ability, and poor performances.

To ascertain if this has also affected you, ask yourself, “Can I read a book for one straight hour without giving up, or my mind frequently going on and off?”

Don’t just answer verbally, practically carry out this exercise this evening or on a weekend?

Pick a subject that interests you.

Hardcopy.

Get some pebbles or cards.

Set your timer.

Anytime your mind wanders off the page, count with a pebble or card.

Don’t be amazed at the result.

#eimomentsbyahrprofessional


This one is haaarrrrd! embarassed embarassed. Because even without answering it, I hardly read more 10minutes sef. Sometimes, I delve into this meditation stuff, and suddenly I close the book, and that's all for the day.
Unfortunately, it has affected my prayer life cry cry cry.
Ooh, I need help! 😭
Career / Re: With My 450k Salary Am Not Still At Ease. by Desammyst(m): 9:10pm On Jul 08, 2023
Intergrated:
Greetings all.

I work in a company and my take home is 450k after tax. My problem is I have been thinking of a skill to learn as this job would not last forever. Aside this job I do not have a skill and as a man I feel one should have a long lasting skill. Please any suggestions would be welcomed aside from online skills. Thank you .

Send a DM across, lemme teach you Python programming... I have a class coming up in August... You can register immediately.
Education / Re: Alleged Result Manipulation: Reps Orders JAMB To Suspend All Actions On Mmesoma by Desammyst(m): 3:06pm On Jul 06, 2023
Neoteny7:


This is a terrible take.

Jamb is the sole body that can authoritatively say whether or not her result is authentic, and they've done so.

I don't know what else you people are going to investigate. You'll still end up asking jamb for answers.

Why not question why she's the only one parading an invalid result format, one she printed herself from god knows where?

This is all a bunch of nonsense in an easily-distracted country full of suspicion, tribal sentiments, and no end of idiots.

That damn girl is a crook and that's the end of the matter.

Before you talk, think. Think if it was your daughter, can she attempt it? Would you be happy that she is being dragged like this? Think if your daughter has been taken first position from her primary school down to her secondary school, how will you feel when you hear such accusations against your daughter?
Think! Think!! Think!!!
Celebrities / Re: “You Are Lucky You Will See Burna Boy & Rema”, Daughter Tells Bill Gates (Video) by Desammyst(m): 5:53pm On Jun 21, 2023
mariahAngel:
Enticing words.
When they want to penetrate Africa, they use enticing words to make Africans feel good and relevant.

I won't even be surprised to know that he and his daughter never discussed about Burna and Rema.





Of course. And we don't need them to tell us that.

Rather, the questions (we should ask ourselves) should be do we need their validations?
Do we need them to tell us our worth?
What is the motive behind the "sweet words"?
Are we about to be exploited?
What do they stand to gain?

We should not allow ourselves to get carried away by enticing words.
We should always question their intentions.
It's bad enough that they believe Africans are dumb.

You're a wise man, sir. Your point is really valid. For behind these "hyping", may lock an unfortunate happening. We just have to be careful.
Religion / Re: Archbishop Of Canterbury urges Anglicans In Uganda to resist anti-gay Law by Desammyst(m): 9:23am On Jun 10, 2023
In essence, the Anglican church supports gays and lesbians.

Okay o... Signs of end time.

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Religion / Re: My Experience With Church Service In Russia (Photos, Videos) by Desammyst(m): 9:32pm On Jun 04, 2023
mushroomFarm:
First picture: A very sweet snack they served us in church. The sweetness is out of this world!!!
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Second picture: me posing as a doctor in church.
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Third picture: me coming back from church.

Hello bro. Can I get your email address? I contacted Nationsl University of Science and Technology in Moscow, and I was asked to provide notarized translated copies of my documents in Russia.

Please, I really don't understand the email. Is there a way I can contact you? It's urgent because the registration has started already.

Thanks in anticipation of your response.
Politics / Re: Auxiliary To Police: You Can't Declare Me Wanted, Seyi Makinde My Destiny Helper by Desammyst(m): 4:36pm On Jun 03, 2023
lhordspy:
Kudos to Seyi makinde for checkmating his excesses before it spiral beyond control. I think now, Auxilliary is back to default setting, and suing for peace.

Unlike other region (especially down east) , In the Southwest we don't condone lawlessness. We nip the bud at early stage. We dont encourage and cheer on criminality, neither do our governors use every available TV interviews and press releases to beg for the release of a terrorist kept in detention by the government so as to prevent him from further havoc.

We must all quit deceiving ourselves and take responsibilities. Tribal sentiment in the face of criminality must be set aside

Your last statement negates everything you have wrote up there... Advising people to set aside tribal sentiment in the face of criminality, but you compared your region to those in the East. What's more tribalistic than that? Can't you simply praise your region without belittling other regions?
Romance / Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Desammyst(m): 10:54pm On Apr 29, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh.......bros abeg show me were e dey for bible say waistbead dey against the word of God..

My brother, I no need to show you anything. You fit check am out yourself... Ask Google. The reason why I no go fit show you na because you no dai ask me so that you go know the truth, but instead na to mock the truth.
Romance / Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Desammyst(m): 9:34pm On Apr 28, 2023
Well for me, I dislike anything waistbead on a lady. Once I see it on you, na japa I dai o. I find it disgusting because I believe it is against the word of God for a woman to wear it and also it is demonic.
Politics / Re: Warning To Nigerians, Do This If You Want Obi To Win by Desammyst(m): 2:43pm On Apr 03, 2023
Of a truth, the OP has a point. Let's remember that the ways of God are not the ways of man. His ways are higher than ours.

I think we need to stop hating on Tinubu, instead let's love him. Judgement is unto God, I believe. He alone knows how to settle everyone.

Then continue to pray for Obi, that God will handover power to him. Because the Bible says, Power comes from God.

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Politics / Re: Nnewi Prodigal Brother Leaked Obi & Oyedepo Conversation - Valentine Obienyem by Desammyst(m): 8:58am On Apr 03, 2023
How does the video conversation changes the fact that the election fraud perpetuated by APC is already in court? And the fact that Obi will eventually come out the winner?

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Politics / Re: 2023: Applauding Our Armed Forces' Apolitical Posture by Desammyst(m): 7:18am On Apr 03, 2023
If it's time for military to take over, do we think it's the senior officers that will do that?

Don't praise them too early.
Politics / Re: 2023: Applauding Our Armed Forces' Apolitical Posture by Desammyst(m): 7:17am On Apr 03, 2023
mrvitalis:
Is it not too early to write this

What encourages military coup is popular opinion

My brother... I concur 100% with you.
Education / Re: Today's Mock Jamb Was Indeed A Mockery by Desammyst(m): 3:46pm On Mar 31, 2023
That's where we have gotten to in Nigeria. Everything been done with a carefree attitude. That's why we need someone with a firm grip on the affairs of this nation. That's why we need Peter OBI.
Music/Radio / Re: Mercy Chinwo Slams ₦2bn Lawsuit On Obidiz For Using Her Name In A Secular Music by Desammyst(m): 9:06pm On Mar 30, 2023
Right about time.
Politics / Re: Umahi To Tinubu: Ayu Is Our Man, He Worked For Us. Integrate Him Into Your Govt by Desammyst(m): 9:11pm On Mar 27, 2023
Shetemi12:
Ayu really helped Tinubu
Hmmm... Can you please elaborate?
Politics / Re: Presidential Election: Peter Obi Disputes INEC Results In 21 States by Desammyst(m): 10:11pm On Mar 22, 2023
Faber:
grin

This 2023 elections have taught me many lessons. One is Never steal from a stingy man, he go pursue you woto woto until you release him property

Now I understand what Ngige meant by "Tinubu don't rejoice yet, only me can explain what I passed through in the hands of Obi in Anambra State"

Good day, bro. Please, can you show me link to where Chris Ngige said that? I'm really interested in knowing.
Politics / Re: Constitution Amendment: President Must Nominate Ministers Within 60 Days by Desammyst(m): 8:47am On Mar 18, 2023
Good and welcomed development.
Politics / Re: The History Of Igbos' In Southern Cameroon And South Africa. by Desammyst(m): 8:40am On Mar 17, 2023
All these things you wrote are not necessary... It only breeds hatred and backwardness.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Tech Leaders Launch Collate, Independent Live-result Viewing Platform by Desammyst(m): 4:45pm On Mar 16, 2023
Nice one... How can one proceed to register as an electorate then?
Politics / Re: Shut Up: Aisha Yesufu And Obidients Fight Dirty by Desammyst(m): 4:44pm On Mar 16, 2023
I believe Aisha is beginning to loose it here. What do you mean by right, when you have sold your conscience for a few? How can you hold the person accountable again?
I am really surprised by her utterance.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Tired Of Applying And Applying, Yet Nothing Is Coming Out Positively by Desammyst(m): 5:23pm On Mar 15, 2023
Good day, everyone. I don't know whether to call this lamentation or what.

Since I graduated and came back from service in 2020, I have been applying for work both offline and online, but nothing tangible thus far. I am so weak.

During my service year, I became interested in IT. After careful thought, weighing the pros and cons, I decided to settle down and learn Data Science. I wasn't consistent in it, large because I was a lone-learner.

I did more technical projects on data analytics primarily. Then I learnt about having a personal website to showcase my works, as soon as I did it, I arranged my resùme and started the job hunting "officially".

Days went to months, months went to years, and all my efforts to land a job became futile. I networked with few people who really assisted in letting me about job opportunities and all that.

After awhile, I avoided anything having to do with jobsearching and decided to create a YouTube channel where I can teach Data Analytics using projects. I really thank God, the channel is coming up, though I haven't gotten to a stage it can be monetized.

Some weeks back, I thought of resuming the jobsearch again, and this time, I asked someone who is already working as a Software Engineer to help me with his resùme so I can use to tailor mine(I thought maybe the "packaging" of my resùme is what has contributed largely to the negative outcomes thus far. The person even sent me a job opening that is really urgent, but honestly, I am afraid. Yes, it may be hard to admit but I am within me.

After all these years of applying, and all I get is rejection emails. There is no kind of application I haven't done; is it remote work? I have applied for it. Is it offline? I have applied for it. Or is it even both offline and remote together? I have applied for it.

Please, any tech person in the house particularly Data professionals, how were you able to get a tangible job in the career?

Because honestly, I am exhausted in applying for one, but I know I need one badly. I am thinking of focusing fully on my channel, but I feel it becomes more advantageous when I'm a career professional in the field.

Please, any advice for me... Thank you in advance.

Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Phones / Re: NCC Unveils New Unified Short Codes For All Mobile Networks In The Country by Desammyst(m): 3:19pm On Mar 14, 2023
Kaycee9242:


You know that normally if you want to check account balance for instance now mtn have their code which is 556, glo and airtel have their own but with what they did now you can use one code to check account balance for all networks, use one code to buy data, call customer care across all networks instead of cramming different codes for different networks. Hope this helps

Yes it helps greatly. Thank you so much sir

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