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Religion / Re: All Masturbators Gather Here by Desammyst(m): 10:04pm On Jan 05, 2023
FOLYKAZE:
I love myself
I fvck myself

How is that your God's problem?

On your profile, you just want to be free... Are you really free
Food / Re: 3 Bush Pig For New Year Celebration by Desammyst(m): 8:02pm On Jan 03, 2023
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian , I will encourage we Christians to emulate our Muslim brothers and sisters by abstaining from that filthy animal called pig. The bible warns we Christian to abstain from consumption of pig in Deuteronomy 14:8. Any Christian that consumes pork meat will end up in Hell sad

What about the statement of Jesus Christ that, "Not what enters through the man's mouth that defies the man, but what comes out of him".

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Politics / Re: Djibouti Speaker, Family, Others Spend New Year Holiday At Orji Kalu’s Camp Neya by Desammyst(m): 4:01pm On Jan 01, 2023
I think, regardless of the personality receiving the visitors, it's a good omen for Nigeria. This is how it is supposed to be; African countries government officials coming to spend holidays in Nigeria.
Crime / Re: Bolanle Raheem: Officer Drambi Vandi in Court As He Is Charged For Murder by Desammyst(m): 3:17pm On Dec 30, 2022
ominilongest:
The system failed him.
The system failed the victim.
I wish we can lock the system up.
This comment is valid... The system indeed failed all the parties involved in this case, but it is well...

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Romance / Re: Aftermath Of Christmas: Matters Arising by Desammyst(m): 3:36pm On Dec 27, 2022
Whilst everyone is talking food and entertainment, I spent mine in the presence of God, in the atmosphere of worship before Him of whom I have believed.
It was glorious indeed.
Celebrities / Re: I Won't Leave Much Wealth For My Kids - Jason Njoku by Desammyst(m): 9:59pm On Dec 24, 2022
peepydelano:
I’m sure the wife will not agree to this, this guy is on his own unknown to him yet, if I lie ask Evelyn the late TB Joshua’s wife.
What happened to her, please?
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Visits Her Secondary School In Her Uniform With Dad by Desammyst(m): 9:53pm On Dec 20, 2022
Xawigi727:
Ok continue

READ ON

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Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Glad Future Enugu Governments Won't Have Funding Problems by Desammyst(m): 8:36am On Dec 15, 2022
kingsways:
Ugwuanyi is a God fearing Governor who has led his people with the fear of God.

There are many indices for measuring a government. He may not have done much in the capital city, but he has tarred roads in rural areas which had never be tarred from the beginning of time.

Pensioners receive their payment every month; it’s only a God fearing Government that will do this. Wicked and evil governments even owe people who are still working, let alone retired people who can’t go on strike.

May God bless our Governor Ugwuanyi, Gburugburu Enugu

I wish I can give this comment more likes... No matter what you think about him, the Governor is a God-fearing person and has REALLY tried for his people. God bless him.
Religion / Re: How Jesus Delivered Me From Wet Dreams. : The Aftermath Of Masturbating : Part:1 by Desammyst(m): 2:41pm On Dec 11, 2022
Jackanda1:
Debating with athiests is the biggest waste of your time as a christian.
You're are not only fueling their objectives, but discouraging christians who are following the thread. 2timothy2:14

Very true... The Bible says, "Answer not s fool in his foolishness".

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Religion / Re: How Jesus Delivered Me From Wet Dreams. : The Aftermath Of Masturbating : Part:1 by Desammyst(m): 2:40pm On Dec 11, 2022
biafranrealson:


All what you quote here are nonsense.
The bible is man made and man thought

It's alright.
Religion / Re: How Jesus Delivered Me From Wet Dreams. : The Aftermath Of Masturbating : Part:1 by Desammyst(m): 12:36pm On Dec 11, 2022
You see that Book of the Bible called Romans, and the chapters 6-8... The verses there provide a very strong prescription that can set you free from sexual addictions...
The thing with sexual addictions is that it is a chain similar to that of a solid crystal lattice. The application of heat on the lattice breaks the intermolecular forces between the atoms of the solid particles. So also, application of the WORD, especially the verses of Romans chapter 6-8 in your mind, your thoughts and your speeches break down forces that power the sexual addictions.

Truth about breaking free from sexual addictions
1) It's a long battle: Depending on how willed you are to break free, determine how long you fight.
2) You're fighting from the victor's side: Christ who is in you is greater than the Devil and his agents powering the addictions.
3) You will need to engage the WORD of God in meditation and prayer: Using Romans chapter 6-8 and other books like Psalms(Powerful for deliverance), John(Shows you the extent of God's LOVE for you), you meditate and pray on the verses ALWAYS... There is no BREAK-TIME. As you in your house, as you walk on the street, as you're sitted in the vehicle, in your workplace, etc. Anywhere and everytime, you're meditating and pray.
4) You give yourself to God's service: Yes, look for a REAL Bible believing church, fix yourself in a department (based on God's leading) and be engaged. Put your heart in God's service, and you won't even know when you have become free.

I hope this helps someone out there. Happy Sunday and do have a great day ahead. God bless. wink

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Culture / Re: See The Sacrifice They Dropped On My Neighbor's Doorstep by Desammyst(m): 4:26pm On Dec 10, 2022
Enemyofpeace:
I don't know why mannabbqgrils keeps coming to my mind after reading this thread. I hope not what I'm thinking o.






Back then in Secondary school,
Nothing gives me joy like cleaning the board when others are still writing

Just like your moniker... You will really be a troublesome fellow... Imagine cleaning the board while others are still writing... I can imagine the level of wickedness... May God have mercy upon you in Jesus name. Amen!
Health / Re: Wonders Of The Mystery Black Stone And How To Make One. by Desammyst(m): 8:55am On Dec 08, 2022
Handsomebb:


Are you kidding me.......hopefully if you are still alive, did you later to the hospital or did the stone later work ?

The stone worked... After nearly 3days...

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Politics / Re: Babachir Lawal Now Fully Obidient(photos) by Desammyst(m): 8:41am On Dec 06, 2022
Dialpad:
Simply there to destabilize the party. Anyone that thinks this guy legitimately joined the party for good intentions must be politically naive

My thoughts too, bro. Time shall reveal all things.
Politics / Re: E-transmission Of Poll Results: INEC To Meet NCC, Telcos, On Tuesday by Desammyst(m): 8:35am On Dec 06, 2022
Chopcy29:


Reduce the hate dude, it goes a long way in destroying and distracting you from your thoughts and plans in life

I'm telling you bro... One cannot spend the little years he/she has on Earth, hating on other people... That's a whole energy being wasted.

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Politics / Re: E-transmission Of Poll Results: INEC To Meet NCC, Telcos, On Tuesday by Desammyst(m): 8:32am On Dec 06, 2022
IdiotOjukwu:
If not for some naive. Yoruba youth, Obi name should have been banned in South West. Everywhere online, you will never find a single Igbo who is not for Obi. That's how to understand conspiracy. There criticism of Tinubu is a reflection of their habitual discrimination of every top Yoruba men. .

I remember how we all celebrated Chimamanda Adichie breakthrough with her novel. That same lady later used her platform to lampoon Adeleke, a Yoruba writer. Don't think I recalled the name correctly. We all celebrated the brilliance of Okonjo Iweala, Charles Soludo and every member of Obasanjo economic team. We aren't even mindful of the fact that Frank Nweke Junior was playing the role of Lai Mohammed. But they castigated Kami Adeosun and mock her exit from Buhari government . Every brilliant Yoruba personality in Buhari government, they painted as incompetent.

We still respect Chinua Achieve till date but they spare no word of commendation for Whole Soyinka. To them, he is a puppet of the nobel Laurette organization in Stockolm. They even forget the sacrifice he made for them during the Biafra war.

Generation Z, you are on the bed with the worng people. You join the self adulation bandwagon but always quick to criticize your your. Your obsession with trend has made your lost your self awareness. Your are caught in do not let behind syndrome .

Na wa o... But this level of hatred, is it worth it? This personal vendetta you've chosen to undertake, know that it is not everyone who has the energy to flow with you...
Education / Re: Secondary School Students Caught In Erotic Romance In Classroom In Port Harcourt by Desammyst(m): 9:44pm On Dec 02, 2022
Kollins11:
there is no difference between children of nowadays and children of olden days. It's just that we're in a digital generation now. Internet has exposed a lot of atrocities going on in secondary schools.

Back then when I was in secondary school, I dey finger kpekus, I dey press & suck bobby. Omo E don tay I bad oo! People like us get special chair for hell fire.

May God have mercy upon your soul, my brother. It is never too late to repent and ask God to forgive you of all sins...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Join The DSS Or Continue As A Bank Worker? by Desammyst(m): 9:55pm On Nov 18, 2022
horpe132:

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I advise you Apply as a analyst when you can speak , read & write 4-6 local & 3-5 foreign....& Very good with your numbers
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With that, you don't need connection to get in sef.
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lots of transcribing & statistics involved, in real time!
Hmmm... Are you kidding me? That's some herculean task...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Desammyst(m): 9:53pm On Nov 18, 2022
Huseein12:
please have they submitted application letter already or they haven't for b.sc

You should have submitted by now o.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Paid Volunteers Needed (NGO Vacancy) by Desammyst(m): 9:56pm On Nov 17, 2022
Thank you for the notification.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Join The DSS Or Continue As A Bank Worker? by Desammyst(m): 9:52pm On Nov 17, 2022
horpe132:

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How many local & international language do you speak
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I can speak 1 fluently, and 1 in basic conversation.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Desammyst(m): 9:27pm On Nov 17, 2022
ADEGUNWA01:


Pls I'm sorry for asking oo, pls how many months is dss training for bsc holders at SS Academy.
Thanks

I don't really know...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Desammyst(m): 5:37pm On Nov 17, 2022
Lectuwaire:

Who have this answer?

They're yet to start. Currently, they're working on junior cadre... Next will be the senior cadre, but I don't know the exact month sha. Just be expecting December/January next year.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Ekweremadu’s Properties Marked For Seizure by Desammyst(m): 8:58pm On Nov 05, 2022
ecolime:
Village people truly opened Ike's file this 2022.

Honestly, bro. I feel pity for him o.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Desammyst(m): 2:13am On Oct 26, 2022
I have uploaded my acceptance letter, but I noticed it was still showing "You have bit uploaded your acceptance letter yet". Meanwhile, in the box, it shows "Re-upload acceptance letter".
Also, when I switch to another tab, maybe Verification tab for instance, and I switch back to deployment tab, the box will show "Upload acceptance letter".
What do I do, please? Does it mean I have uploaded? Or is it network problem? Is anyone experiencing same?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Desammyst(m): 9:49pm On Oct 22, 2022
PastorFire:


Brother, go and get your deployment letter signed first then upload. After a month or two, observe if your PPA is considerate with you. If they are, leave it there. If they are not, tell them you want to redeploy. They won't disturbing you again. Cheers to you and all the wonderful Stream II in the house.

Thank you very much. I will do just that. Lemme see how it goes. I do hope they will be considerate indeed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Desammyst(m): 10:22am On Oct 22, 2022
I just checked my name this morning and discovered that I was posted to a health facility in the town I leave. Please, what do I do next?
Also, will the government health facility allow me be doing afternoon shift because I have an engagement I do from morning to 2pm?
Thank you for your responses.

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Religion / Re: The Proliferation Of Unknown Tongues In Modern Gospel Music by Desammyst(m): 1:00pm On Oct 16, 2022
Nwunyeodogwu:
My dear modern Christian worship has really been hijacked by strange spirits. You need to visit university campus fellowships so you can see how bad it has become. The university is now filled up with strange spirits luring students into their fellowship and teaching them that speaking in tongues is all there is to Christianity, any corner you turn to you see students speaking rubbish in the name of tongues. Students don’t pray again, they just say gibberish and most of them have never had an encounter with the Holy Spirit they’re always talking about. I’ve tried to join so many fellowships but they are all the same thing even ordinary class prayer if you’re not speaking rubbish like them they’ll keep telling you that you’re not yet filled with the Holy Spirit. The only thing they talk about is how you’re supposed to speak in tongue not even salvation, so many of them have tried to force me into speaking rubbish but I refused. It even got to the extent that they wrote them incorrigible words and told me to cram it so that when others are speaking in tongue I’ll be reciting the rubbish I crammed. That’s when I discovered that it’s the same thing these students keep on repeating in the name of prayer. I left the fellowship after telling them to open their mouth and tell God what they want in the language that they understand. These children have been brainwashed

Are you for real shocked
That's one reason I give it for Deeper Life Church... All these things aren't given place there... Because of the excitement speaking in tongues gives, it can easily turn a peaceful service into an incoherent one. Even the Bible says, "Let all things be done decently and in order", these include worship services.
Of a truth, the proliferation of a gift that edifies a person, to take centre stage in service, instead of "Holiness without which no man shall see the Lord", can only come from the Devil.

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Romance / Re: A Married Female Friend Asked Me Out Today by Desammyst(m): 12:40pm On Oct 16, 2022
doggedfighter:
Sex is just sex whether with a single lady or married lady.


There's nothing sacrilegious , spiritual or tabooish about it.




The only danger is being caught by an angry boyfriend or husband.


Just decide what you want to do and do it .


The final decision is yours ! grin

Here is a very demonic advice... Chai...
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Oba Ogunwusi Finally Marries Fourth Wife, Set To Marry 5th(pictures) by Desammyst(m): 10:31pm On Oct 15, 2022
9gerian:
I was still a student when, during a ride back to school, a taxi driver told me how it took a second wife to reign in the excesses of his first wife who had given him hell only up to the point he took another wife.

Afterwards, the woman (first wife) became very reasonable and humane to his utmost surprise he narrated. He came to the conclusion that most women are only reasonable when in competition with others.

That was when I managed to reduce being overly Judgmental towards all men who took more wives.

Some women (not all) are by themselves incapable of being reasonable with their husbands until they have some form of legitimate (another wife’s) competition in their homes.



My brother, no matter how we put it... The Word of God is clear on it... One man, One wife... Anything more than this is SIN and it attracts Eternal Condemnation, if not repented of.

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