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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 7:16pm
GboyegaD:
Dinner from last night:

Wheat amala with ewedu.
So dear, I made ewedu tongue kiss
Yummy yummy.
At first, I was so skeptical we will bin it. Everybody enjoyed it though I added a twist to it.
I washed and soaked dry fish. Blended it with crayfish to give me that soup taste. The only diff is that the jute leave I bought doesn't have that deep jute leave taste like the one in naija.
Religion / Re: Man Convicted Of Rape Of A Child After The Investigation Of A JW Congregation by descarado: 5:44pm
Child rapists cut across religions, denominations, tribes and countries.
Rest.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:57pm On Sep 17
cococandy:
Made corn bread in the morning. It’s all gone by afternoon
Mi likey kiss


There is this joy that is ethereal when you see the meal you made been enjoyed especially family.


Not a bread fan but love this. In my bucket. One good day kiss

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Autos / Re: Memorial Service For Gazzuzz Tomorrow by descarado: 5:03pm On Sep 17
RoyalRoy:

We are working on it sir.
It will be in conjuction with his wife and family.
Thank you for your thoughtfulness
Twin boy, you still dey this space?
Celebrities / Re: Fans Gift May Edochie Range Rover As A Birthday Gift by descarado: 5:01pm On Sep 17
uvie66:
..... but you will never see where this type of gift is presented to a male actor.
Is she an actor?

Abeg swerve, you're blabbering.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Gift May Edochie Range Rover As A Birthday Gift by descarado: 2:38pm On Sep 17
Beremx:
And the other woman Yul Edochie dumped his wife of 17 years for has been married twice. So who's the worthless whorre? That's the whorre Yul Edochie is currently married to
Wonder why some of these mentally deranged people get an erection anytime a lady is happy and enjoying.
May get a car or not, is not their biz. Work hard and get yours if a car is your problem.

Me wey dey learn how to ride a bicycle. The thing is very hard sef. I just dey fall anyhow.

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Gift May Edochie Range Rover As A Birthday Gift by descarado: 2:34pm On Sep 17
cococandy:




But she didn’t say any fan gave her a car.
It’s not even on her page.

Yall realize this headline is generated by the blogger who posted it to get the conversation going right?
Humour them.
I love topics like this.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Gift May Edochie Range Rover As A Birthday Gift by descarado: 2:31pm On Sep 17
Afonja44:
Her sugar daddy has repaid her for her services
This is why Yul dumped her for another woman


Worthless LovePeddler

Marry a poor girl at your own risk
Are you jelos?
Don't burst a nerve please.

Yul was a sugar daddy to his now wife, Judith.

Tell your fellow men to zip it up.
Food / Re: Zimbabwe To Cull 200 Elephants To Feed Citizens Left Hungry By Drought by descarado: 8:14am On Sep 17
kTea:
So who'll come to the rescue of the people hunger is killing? undecided
Hunger will suddenly stop after killing and eating 200 elephants.

Black man's reasoning is always instant gratification. They are not wired to think, plan and work for the future.
Typical example above.
Education / Re: Compare And Contrast Your Country's Trash Management With Singapore's Waste by descarado: 7:55pm On Sep 16
Singapore is the 3rd most intelligent country in this world after Japan and Hong-Kong. So don't compare.

Rather compare them with countries on the same level with them.
Politics / Re: Low Voter Turnout: PVC Holders Who Refuse To Vote Should Be Heavily Fined - Sani by descarado: 5:25pm On Sep 16
Brendaniel:
In a country where this is happening ?
Let that lady be.
She has moved on.
She is a content creator.
No spoil market for her.
She is edo.
Business / Re: Nigerian Woman Sells Swallow, Banga Rice For £10 Per Plate In The UK by descarado: 5:19pm On Sep 16
Have no idea one can sell cooked food in by the roadside in uk.
Have never seen such before
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:16am On Sep 16
wonyi:



Where is the beans?
Tenkiu.
Help me ask am.

Was salivating already.

Army woman, where is our beans cheesy kiss
Family / Re: Disadvantage Of Being A Full House Wife by descarado: 4:05pm On Sep 15
descarado:

No single advantage in this present Nigeria at all.
It's full time house wife that breeds arrogant and over ego bloated men. Men that see their wives underneath them

It's full time housewife that trained our male kids not to enter kitchen, it's for the girls cos that what she was told when growing up and she abides by it.
It's full time housewife that think that the beginning and end of every woman is marriage and raising kids.
It's full time housewife that made our men love the Bible and the Koran only quoting where it suits them.
It's full time housewife that made women to accept all manner of insane treatments meted on them by hubands and family cos she is fully dependent on their son for survival.
That you are a full time housewife does not make you a good mother.

If the man will stoop low and see marriage and kids upbringing as joint venture, who will talk about full time housewife?

Those boys full time housewife trained will then marry and expect their wives to be like their mum. Always at their beck and call. Do you blame them, no. Rather blame full time house wives.

The reason I strongly blame the rot we have in our society on women.
You allowed yourself to be dehumanised because marriage is all for you, your male kids are watching.
I wonder how you want them to treat their wives.
Indoctrination start from the home.

Tomorrow you start crying your husband is abusive and a cheat when you gave him the power and control. Goodluck to you all.

I stayed at home for a period cos of sensitive pregnancies and I still struck a bargain while doing that. I still have streams of income( make more money than when working) but as soon as the coast was clear, I started work again.
No joy like being your own madam. Making your own money no matter how small.
But due to the rubbish we do and call it dating, we all believe its the man's job to take care of the woman. Who told you that?
Go out there and make your money and quit relying on any man. Lazy lots with the excuse of full time housewives.
What a post shocked kiss

Somebody brought me here.
Events / Re: Ladies Twerk For A Dead Man During Burial Ceremony (Viewers' Discretion) by descarado: 3:59pm On Sep 15
Doylestown92:


The ones that wear rings on their necks. The ones that put discs on their lips. Don't pretend, I can go on with the list if you don't mind.
Your answer is very vague. You will get 1/10.
When you are ready, you know how to answer.
Politics / Re: 40 Percent Of Nigeria DSS Are Illiterate by descarado: 3:57pm On Sep 15
The same as Nigerian army and police.
North supported by the shaky south made Nigeria like this

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Events / Re: Ladies Twerk For A Dead Man During Burial Ceremony (Viewers' Discretion) by descarado: 11:24pm On Sep 14
Mrexcell:
Black africans have some of the dumbest cultures in the world this is why I don't just follow or respect them
Which people do you know their culture to have come to this conclusion or is it the normal self hate caused by low self esteem?
Events / Re: Ladies Twerk For A Dead Man During Burial Ceremony (Viewers' Discretion) by descarado: 11:22pm On Sep 14
I know it had to be Ghana.
Travel / Re: Gigantic Tortoise Roaming Freely In Maiduguri After Flood (Video) by descarado: 11:05pm On Sep 14
It's a reptile.
Crime / Re: Nurse Cuts Doctor's Manhood, Escapes Gang-Rape At Indian Hospital by descarado: 7:13pm On Sep 14
Is rape an achievement over there pls?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Reportedly Sighted At Lindo Wing Of St. Mary's Hospital, London by descarado: 7:35pm On Sep 13
Bobloco:
Every trip outside Nigeria is a trip to the hospital. 

For goodness sake 

Tinubu is a public official, paid from the public purse. 
Why can't Nigerians know the type of sickness Tinubu is suffering from?

Why is it a top secret?

Why! Why! Why!

Why can't he just resign and go take good care of himself?

Tinubu, please let go of the troubles of governing a complex nation like ours and go take proper care of himself.
Did buhari resign?
Will you resign?
Even if na your village man, you will prefer he die there
Talk true
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 7:33pm On Sep 13
cococandy:


So good.
They made everyone fall in love with it then they started charging an arm and leg whenever you go to buy at their restaurant
I ate this at one restaurant and when I asked one of the waiters what was used, see shakara.
I have a Trinidad and Tobago mummy so I went to her house cheesy
The rest was history before I even checked them out on youtube.
And guess what?
She prefer how we make our own chicken sauce.
This life eeh.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 7:20pm On Sep 13
Coco,soy sauce is used to make browing.
Even Worcester sauce. Still one has to add add brown sugar.

So, for me, I will skip everything and add hoisin cos it's sweet. If I vex, I will add dark soy sauce for brown colour. I can still add other things like they do and get the perfect result.

If you add browing only, you will not get the perfect brown colour so you have to caramelise brown sugar. I'm not comfy cooking it with brown sugar.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Reportedly Sighted At Lindo Wing Of St. Mary's Hospital, London by descarado: 7:03pm On Sep 13
Guy has lots going on with him.
Uses stoma, catheter and so on. He is a walking hospital.

Any trip is an avenue to go and recharge.
Maybe, it was an emergency that's why he went to that hospital.
But, howdid they discover this?
Nigerians are witches and wizards honestly.

King charles told the worldwhats wrong with him.
Biden was hiding his until he can hide no more.
But you see naija leaders, even in death,they will still be hiding.
Akerodu and yaradua came to mind.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 6:27pm On Sep 13
radautoworks:
make your own Browning and bottle it . Trust me. Half Jamaican family. Very quick and easy. Brown stew chicken and oxtails using homemade Browning.
Give it to the Caribbean to make the best oxtail.

We can never beat them.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 6:25pm On Sep 13
cococandy:


Oh I know this recipe with molasses and caramel as well. I used to have a Jamaican coworker that showed it to me. What’s your specific recipe?Thank you in advance

I was just being lazy.
Use south east Asian sauces like dark, light and hoisin sauces. Add rock sugar you get nice colour.

Use that for my fried rice, stir fry and noodles.

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Politics / Re: Troops Gun Down Turji’s Boss, Other Notorious Bandits In Zamfara by descarado: 6:15pm On Sep 13
The residents know them.
Politics / Re: Be More Understanding, Tinubu Also Affected By Fuel Price Hike, Onyejeocha Begs by descarado: 4:43pm On Sep 13
philliplj3:
How come this lady no dey get sense when talking? How is Tinubu affected by the price of fuel and other commodities when they are supplied to him and his family for free?
Madam think before you open your mouth...
Na so igbo people wey dey in govt dey always misyarn. From umahi to this one. Use and dump.
Will they ever learn.
Amaechi comes to mind.
Politics / Re: Be More Understanding, Tinubu Also Affected By Fuel Price Hike, Onyejeocha Begs by descarado: 4:41pm On Sep 13
What happened to umahi?
We don't hear from him anymore?

Is reality dawning on him already?

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by descarado: 4:39pm On Sep 13
Flyola:
Pls how do i study nursing ? I no get money but i av 3 yrs UK care experience
Get ILR first, (thats the surest way to study without money) then do access or foundation.
You can do foundation b4 you get your ILR. Then apply to university of choice. Go for interview, if you pass,nursing here you come. Student loan is there at your feet. Goodluck
Romance / Re: Mother Giving Her Teenage Daughter An Injection For Family Planning?? by descarado: 4:21pm On Sep 13
thorpido:
We were teenagers too.I know the world is different now but still it doesn't mean some things can't work.
Yes and during our time religion rules. Religion said abstinence. Secular world don't condemn sex.
Nigeria with abstinence preaching and what have you have history of being among the top countries that watch porn, that have abortion and std.

Check your stat.

We use religion to cover our duties as parents and a nation. No sensitisation. Mother and father will keep mute instead of educating their kids or they feel the topic is beneath them.
I don't have girls but heaven help me if I had, I will start as early as age 5 to teach them everything they need to know. By age 13, they should be a pro. If they want to have sex, I can't stop that but they will be guided by what I thought them.
You have kids,start early. They will thank you later. Keep religion by the side and train your kids properly. Nigerian problem has always started from parents not doing the right thing for their kids. That's why we are the way we are. Religious doctrines and dogma has never produced the best kids.

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Family / Re: UK Police Probe Cop Telling Nigerian Women 'Do Not Call Police On Your Husbands' by descarado: 4:08pm On Sep 13
cococandy:


That’s interesting they are distancing themselves from it now. Or maybe they sent him and what he said wasn’t exactly what they expected

I think it resurfaced again because of NL busy bodies and their always wanting something to say about abroad women.

We don suffer for this abroad.

If you are earning more than your hubby and your hubby don't have any problem with it, you are in paradise. It's very hard for most naija men to accept the fact that their wives earn more than them.
All these problem came from financial empowerment for the ladies.

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