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Tpappie: Is this whetode desire? LASU ALUMNUS?

temigracie: ...my baby must enter uni b4 she strts dating...i believe she go don get mature mind then cos i ll be giving her enof sex education at home....i wont allow person or guy outsyd to lecture my kids on it......i ll insert a GPS in her body to monitor her tracks....

Arosa:

Arosa: What do you think this part means?

kolykoldy: “The trouble with the Nigerian government is that they want a big red button, which you can press and it will fix everything,” says James Hall, a retired colonel and former UK military attache to Nigeria.
“I was asked by a senior commander if we could sell them the machine that can tell if a car driving down the road contains a terrorist,” he added.
“I tried to tell them that such a machine doesn’t exist, but then they just thought we were hiding it from them.”
The UK is very wary in giving training assistance, and sales of better equipment are also problematic, he says..........
Source: BBC exclusive

bbdrown: Smh
Some silly Naija celebs will soon follow suit

Airforce1: I don't have your time walaihi

Airforce1: I won't answer to such an idddiotic question

ITbomb: YOU wan try me with my 4-3-3 formation?
The only guy in 1989 to take a free kick and score after it came off the 'head' of two different counters.

Anyway, today we have the PES and EA FIFA which is much more fun

Airforce1: Broke people always think they have an opinion

Airforce1: Broke people always think they have an opinion

ITbomb: YOU forget counter. I wonder whether they still play counter with bottle tops these days. We had competitions. Won cups with our beaten crown top. My favorite was Malta Guinness, they had better balance and stamina than coke and others

bbdrown: @truthfulness & kenydafynest, how was d 2nd interview ? pls don't just tell me 'fine'.

touchalex25: Did you know ?
1. MOSQUE has 6 letters so does CHURCH.
2. QURAN has 5 letters so does BIBLE.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD. …
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5 letters, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4 letters, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7 letters, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5 letters, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 letters, so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 letters,so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 letters,so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 letters,so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters,so does IGNORANCE
.......Now You know!!!!!!

RuudNisterooy: Lol.. I no understand you.

RuudNisterooy: *offered my hand, but you didn't shake it* lol. It seems you 'lol' alot, maybe that should've been your username.
Anyways, since I've broken the ice, I'll just revert to type and continue my silent observations of you.
I want to respect this topic and not derail much. When the opportunity arises to strike a better convo with you, i'd be glad to take it. Till then, don't 4get ds moniker miss.

martinoonline: Sorry to ask bro, but i wish u'll gv me answers cos i really desire to join Total someday; and i have an application in-process. Now my questns.....Please did u grad a first class? And what course did u study?

kenydafynest: I also got an invite 4 a second stage interview, monday 10:30... Don't know wat 2 expect oh
Not even experienced in the field@all.

olrotimi: Intelligence, smartness & being quick witted. If i get a gurl with these, i'd go to any length to get her. ANY LENGTH.