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Crime / Re: Chinese Man Stabs A Girl To Death In Kano (Photos) by desmondoo(m): 10:52am On Sep 17, 2022
hmmmn. God have mercy... maybe he wants to slice her for suya.... that man needs to be roasted. walahi
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Ukrainian Soldiers' Leg Work Dance Video Goes Viral by desmondoo(m): 1:04pm On Jul 30, 2022
Lolz.. that's lovely
Pets / Re: See This Little Tortoise I Saw At Our Backyard by desmondoo(m): 9:16pm On Oct 12, 2021
hmmmnnn. might have escaped from a native doctor around your place... grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Linda Nkechi Igwetu, Corper Shot Dead By Policeman In Abuja A Day To Her POP by desmondoo(m): 11:35am On Jul 05, 2018
this is really a zoo country.......

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Food / Re: How To Select A Good Watermelon by desmondoo(m): 2:20pm On May 23, 2018
nice one there.. thank u for that useful info.... this will make me stop using harmer on watermelons in the name of knowing good or bad ones.. grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Court Jails Babatunde Habeeb, Estate Agent 1,230 Years by desmondoo(m): 4:13pm On Mar 15, 2018
e be like sey the noticed the man carry afonjazz... lol
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Launches ‘leave Our Daughters Alone’ Campaign by desmondoo(m): 10:49am On Mar 09, 2018
she should lead the campaign or protest to the sambisa forest....... grin grin grin grin[color=#006600][/color]. fuckup nation

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TV/Movies / Re: "Tboss Is Responsible, She's Using Jazz" - Nigerians React To Bassey's Eviction by desmondoo(m): 10:20pm On Mar 26, 2017
grin grin grin Until they remove that her nose ring, otherwise all of them will get evicted.. and she will win...

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Agriculture / Re: Excessive Heat Kills A Farmer's Chickens: Pictured by desmondoo(m): 9:46am On Feb 28, 2016
Hmmmn. The poultry farmer investigate well on wot killed the fowls before saying it's heat....this s nt the first time we are experiencing the heat... i guess it might be another poultry virus in town oo.
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Tonto Dikeh-Churchill Marriage Introduction Ceremony (Photos) by desmondoo(m): 8:23pm On Aug 10, 2015
Toto dick grin grin grin congrats
Health / Re: Foods To Avoid If You Plan To Have Sex by desmondoo(m): 4:52pm On Jul 29, 2015
grin grin grin hot pepe soup dogmeat wt stout, wll make u fire lik thunder, exited lik lightening. Give it a try
Politics / Re: Photos of Boko Haram executors of last Saturday's suicide attack in Chad by desmondoo(m): 9:25pm On Jul 13, 2015
ITbomb:
Oh dear

Before Mutallab wannabe bomber on US flight, I never thought Nigerians would ever do suicide bombing.

How do these northern youth get brainwashed to this extent

NA GOAT BRAIN DEM GET.o_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
Celebrities / Re: Popular Dancer, Kaffy’s Bleaching Is Becoming Quite Obvious [PICS] by desmondoo(m): 6:02pm On Jul 02, 2015
african Michael Jackson tongue
Health / Re: An Orgasm A Day Can Lower A Man's Risk Of Prostate Cancer By 20%, Study Reveals by desmondoo(m): 11:17pm On May 20, 2015
Rexphobia:
Where is my vaseline? Where is my lappie? Time to start taking my health seriously.


Vaseline don finish for market be dat. grin angry grin grin
Family / Re: Shakirudeen Adewale Alade A.k.a Boneticsart, British Got Talent Contestant by desmondoo(m): 11:02am On May 18, 2015
Woooooooow!!!!!! This is breath taken and unbelivable.

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti: “jonathan Knelt For Prayer• David Cameron Stood • Is Adeboye Racist?” by desmondoo(m): 9:16am On Apr 19, 2015
Who knows, mayb he found it difficul to tell Cameron to knell down for prayers kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by desmondoo(m): 12:31pm On Jan 24, 2015
Lol, EDE TIMES EDE, RICE CUSTOMER, I SEE EDE, BEANS OLOKO OLOKO KAY. very funny doz days. (EXERCISE BOOK)
Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: Who Is Your Man Of The Match? by desmondoo(m): 10:52pm On Nov 15, 2014
Aloy Agu, lol
Politics / Re: SCANDALOUS: Outrage In Nigeria As Government Brands National ID Card With Master by desmondoo(m): 8:51pm On Aug 29, 2014
Nawa o, its really foolish to try to educate ppl who are happy in their state of ignorance. Plzzz these empty heads shud do more research on this. Findout why this project. Then check whether ur for or against b4 u talk here. Its a very gooood project. Enrol once and be identified for life.

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Politics / Re: SCANDALOUS: Outrage In Nigeria As Government Brands National ID Card With Master by desmondoo(m): 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2014
People don't understand why mastercard is involved on this. The reason is simply because of monetary transaction platform embeded in it. That's all. As for the identity database of nigerians, we run it, we manage it and we maitain it. This's a huge project which hav an imense benefit like in electorial process, revenue generation, crime reduction, banking transaction(mastercard comes in), travelling, etc. This wll make life easy in time to come. I cannot give u al d reasons why we are building this database. Relax , this wll take nigeria to a greatr height. Cheers

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 11:29pm On Dec 16, 2013
WOTS DIS NEWS ABT DAT DOZ WHO WERE TRAINED WERE PAID 500K AS ALLOWANCE. HAAA!!!!! RUMOURS EMANETING FRM NIMC OLD EXISTING STAFF. THEY ARE SEEING US AS BIG SHOTS WHO WERE PAID 500K AS ALLAWI. HMMN !!!!!! WHY NOT PAY US D MONY IF IT IS TRU.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 11:48pm On Dec 10, 2013
[quote author=tunnyflow]

Does this mean no more interview for those of us yet to be interviewed? Local government coordination[/quote

no!! interview wll surely be done. never no my role or position yet, bt applied for installation and maintenance.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 11:34pm On Dec 10, 2013
is dis payment for doz enrol and reg officers dat are working or is it for all of us? and again doz of us who have reported to our varous states bt hav nt resumed work in our local gov areas by now wots our faith oo. why shud thy asked us to report while many local gov offices hav nt even received any attention and nothing is happening there. can only see wooden tables and wooden chairs, very sad.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 1:10am On Dec 01, 2013
adeyemoade: From a reliable source, NiMC will be posting the rest of us that did training for 3 days as from wednesday next week.

kk oo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 3:46pm On Nov 18, 2013
adeyemoade: Praise God!!!! Please join me in giving thanks to Almighty God. At last, I have been invited for induction training/documentation come next week monday to wednesday (18th - 20th).the sms came in this morning around 9am. desmond, please call me, i misplaced my phone last weekend. I wish everybody in this house awaiting SMS from HCP be it interview or training, your time wont pass you by IJN! now i can have a sound sleep.

good to hear dis bro. thank God for u ooo. AL d best
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 5:03am On Nov 09, 2013
pains me wn ever i remember ma expenses frm day 1 to dis day. i hav spent nt less dan 60k ever since i startd dis frm aptitude test till induction/documention day. not even one naira ws given, NIMC NA DIS HAND UNA GO CARRY LEAD US i tire o.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 11:35pm On Oct 27, 2013
ozigirizigiri: Thank YOU Lord for a successful induction/training.....I'm good to go.....Ready to achieve Nimc project...

Which group are u on the case study training assgment? I ws in group A
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 10:50pm On Oct 24, 2013
am speechless, confused and dissapointed that we were nt accomodated for the three day training workshop. from day one i kept on spending money even wn we were to be taking care of as we came frm different geo zones.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 9:57pm On Oct 21, 2013
[quote author=bigbroda]

I was interviewed 4 Installatn & Maintenance Manager but looking @ d advert, there's only a positn titled Installatn & Maintenance which required 5-10 yrs experience. D confusing part nw is dat Desmond got invited as an Officer(level cool 4 dis same positn.
Have u been invited 4 inductn?[/quote

the confusin part is the 'officer'. am confused because there are different types of officers_ acct officer, admin officer, etc. wll find out wn i reach there.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 3:00pm On Oct 21, 2013
bigbroda:

Congrats bro! What position did u apply 4 & what's d level?
I applied 4 Installatn & Maintenance, got a cal on friday 2 b @ Vines Hotel btw 24th-26th Oct. but yet 2 get d SMS so I don't knw d level. Pls intimate me on dis.

One luv!

level 8
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 8:01pm On Oct 20, 2013
bigbroda:

Congrats bro! What position did u apply 4 & what's d level?
I applied 4 Installatn & Maintenance, got a cal on friday 2 b @ Vines Hotel btw 24th-26th Oct. but yet 2 get d SMS so I don't knw d level. Pls intimate me on dis.

One luv!

i applied for installation and maintenance bt ws addressed as an OFFICER. I dont know wot the name OFFICER means. anyway tnk God for all. i got the msg 4.50pm today.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nimc 2012/2013 Interview by desmondoo(m): 5:33pm On Oct 20, 2013
guys frm d IT section plz keep ur phones intact cos its rolling in lik fire. i hv just gotten ma sms some mins ago. u wll all got urs for dat has alwys bn our prayers. am to report @ nimc hq 24 - 26. as an officer

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