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Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by desorlah(f): 4:41pm On Jul 10, 2007
Argentina
Jokes EtcRe: Tatoo On Unexpected Place by desorlah(f): 3:29pm On Jul 10, 2007
I'm back now, I'll give u just these and i'll post others later.
Someone sent me those pictures.

Jokes EtcToyota Hilux Double Cabin 4wd Pick Up For Sale - =N= 900,000:00 by desorlah(op): 2:52pm On Jul 10, 2007
Good day,

 
BARGAIN OF THE MONTH !!!!!!! IF You KNOW ANY 1 WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED PLS FORWARD THIS TO THEM !!.
Don't delay
Toyota Hilux Double cab for sale  =N=900,000:00 negotiable
·       Still in very good condition
·       Only 20 000km traveled
·        Full service history
·        Five Cylinders
·       Airbags double
·       Leather seats
·      One proud owner
·       Immobilizer; Power steering
·       Climate controlled Air-conditioning
·       Central door locks with remote control

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Jokes EtcRe: Tatoo On Unexpected Place by desorlah(f): 2:35pm On Jul 10, 2007
@Olisehua, na dis wan u see wey u dey talk?
I go post more for u.
Jokes EtcRe: Prettiest Wife by desorlah(f): 2:27pm On Jul 10, 2007
Folanusi, that was a bad one there. cant stop lmfao grin grin
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by desorlah(f): 2:20pm On Jul 10, 2007
Baale, e ku ikale o, se ara le, awon olori na nko ni aafin?

E maa se da omo ajokuta mamumi yen lohun, ai mo nkan ni on daa laamu o sin wa wahala pelu.

Segoye2, bowo ni, so wapa?

Ore mi Nana, tafari, haywhy, ika6 and others, se alafia ni mo ba gbogbo yin o?
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by desorlah(f): 12:21pm On Jul 09, 2007
Iraq
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by desorlah(f): 12:06pm On Jul 09, 2007
OOhh, OK, i remember, pls forgive my forgetfulness.

So, bawo ni, so wapahuh?
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by desorlah(f): 11:46am On Jul 09, 2007
Not really, pls pardon me.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by desorlah(f): 11:37am On Jul 09, 2007
folanusi:
@ desorlah

bawo ni? emi folanusi ni, a soro ni ojo friday. shey o ranti?
maa binu o folanusi, mi o ranti rara, jowo se o le ranmi leti?
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by desorlah(f): 10:36am On Jul 09, 2007
E kaaro gbogbo ara ilu o, mo fe fi asiko yi dupe lowo gbogbo awon ti won pejo si ibi ayeye Segoye2 nigba ti o je oye Abobajiro ni ojo Abatemeta 07/07/07. Ese pupo, rere la o maa ba ara wa se o, ao ni gbo buburu nipa enikeni ninu wa o, ire na a kaari o.

Baale, e seun wa pupo, inu mi dun nigba ti mo ri gbogbo aworan ojo naa ni ori threadi yii, ee pe fun wa o, ki ade pe lori ki bata pe lese, irukere a dii abere o, eseun ti eo je ki oju ki o tii wa ni ojo naa. Ki e si bawa ki awon olori gaan ni o, ati gbogbo ara abule yii, a mo riri ohun ti won se ni a sen dupe o. Ki e si bawa dupe lowo Oba Seun Osewa (kaabiyesi of Nairaland) wipe won ku oro wa o, won seun ti won ko je ki oju ki o tii wa ni ojo na.

Segoye2, Oloye Abobajiro of Nairaland, Oye a mori o.
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by desorlah(f): 2:06pm On Jul 07, 2007
because she does grin
Jokes EtcRe: See My Ass by desorlah(f): 1:57pm On Jul 07, 2007
Segoye2, how u dey, so wapa??
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by desorlah(f): 1:32pm On Jul 07, 2007
Pebbles
Jokes EtcRe: Scrabble by desorlah(f): 1:19pm On Jul 07, 2007
Fold
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by desorlah(f): 10:15am On Jul 07, 2007
Akede oba, o se gan-an ni o,

Baale, e ku ise na, ilu o ni baje o, ki ade pe lori ki baata pe lese, irukere a di abere o.

Gbogbo ara ile naira, mo lero wipe e tin mura sile, ni deede ago meji osan-an yi (2.00pm) ni iwuye naa yio bere, jije wa, mimu wa ni repete, a n reti yin o.

Baale mi Segoye2, e ku oye na o, oye amori o.

Long Life Nairaland!!!
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by desorlah(f): 7:31pm On Jul 06, 2007
richylaw:
Mo wapa baje grin
And u? Mo lero wipe emo wipe ola ni iwuye yin sha.?
Am ok baale, nipa ti iwuye, e ma worry rara, all arrangements are in place.

mishoo:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
thank God REAL people are back!! kiss kiss kiss

E ku ile ooo. Nibo ni gbogbo eyin eniyan lo lati ojo meta??Haywhy, Ikamefa, Desola, Nana, Ikomi ati be be lo.
E ku irin ajo ooo. e kabo. Inu Baale na dun pe e ti pada wa si ori okun yi.a je ki awon alaini ise se bi obowunmi et al wa ibomiran gba lo.

Ki lon sele??
i've been around. So wapa? dont mind those nuisances
Jokes EtcRe: Bush Vs Chimpanze by desorlah(f): 12:05pm On Jul 06, 2007
I work with a coy as Logistics
Jokes EtcRe: Bush Vs Chimpanze by desorlah(f): 12:01pm On Jul 06, 2007
Same here. At work too.
Jokes EtcRe: Scrabble by desorlah(f): 12:00pm On Jul 06, 2007
Bowl
Jokes EtcRe: Bush Vs Chimpanze by desorlah(f): 11:56am On Jul 06, 2007
Na so o, my brother, Omo Baba is related to them.

Am kool and u?
Jokes EtcRe: Bush Vs Chimpanze by desorlah(f): 11:53am On Jul 06, 2007
Baba Iyabo and Taribo are twins while Abdusalam is their cousin.

You dighuh?
Jokes EtcRe: Bush Vs Chimpanze by desorlah(f): 11:33am On Jul 06, 2007
and what do u have to say about our Taribo. . . . huh?
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by desorlah(f): 11:26am On Jul 06, 2007
Sip
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by desorlah(f): 11:19am On Jul 06, 2007
Hi everyone, se wapa, se daada ni mo ba yin.

Baale, Segoye2, Nana, ika6 etc, hope u're ok.
Jokes EtcRe: Grandma In Bikini! by desorlah(op): 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2007
dason4life:
Whao sexy old woman grin
Yeah, so sexy lol
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by desorlah(f): 4:59pm On Jul 05, 2007
Mo lero wipe alafia ni mo ba gbogbo yin, e ma binu pe o se die ti e ti ri mi, emi naa ko, mo busy gaan ni.

Baale, se alafia ni e wa bii.

Segoye2, mo wapa, u nko?
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by desorlah(f): 11:23am On Jul 05, 2007
Militants
Jokes EtcRe: Bush Vs Chimpanze by desorlah(f): 9:07am On Jul 05, 2007
folanusi:
Omo, Guys una wicked Oh. Na a whole george una mess like common zoo animal? grin grin grin

@desorlah
you wan tell me say u no know say baba Iyabo Woh WOh? cheesy cheesy cheesy
I no know o, but as u don tell me now, i don know.
Jokes EtcRe: Bush Vs Chimpanze by desorlah(f): 8:57am On Jul 05, 2007
[quote author=G-reycells link=topic=12265.msg1263146#msg1263146 date=1183575039]shocked yeepa, please post an Obasanjo version[/quote]
karl ken:
Please post the Obasanjo version oooooooooooooo! grin grin grin grin!
What do u mean by that? Are u trying to say our past president looks more of a chimpazee than Bush doeshuh?
Dont you guys have respect for your past presidenthuh?

In fact, Baba Iyabo must hear about this.
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by desorlah(f): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2007
Sokoto
Jokes EtcGrandma In Court by desorlah(op): 8:45am On Jul 05, 2007
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question, if
they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his
first witness to the stand. She was a grand-motherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk
about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you
never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
Again she replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.
He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney
almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench.
In a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she
knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair!"

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