I have dis common hairstyle on though mine is with a slight difference, I think they call d common one 'Fokasibe', lolz,  see pic below,

Sales Representative
We are currently looking for sales representative’s age between 22 to 30 years for an insurance broker to bring business to one of Nigeria’s emerging Brokerage Company. The people we are looking for should have a great work ethic, positive attitude and the ability to sell insurance products to new and existing customers. HND or Bsc in Business Administration or any other degrees in humanities are welcome to apply.

Previous work experience should include sales with quotas or goals and the ability to overcome objections.

No of required staff (3)
Additional Skills:
• Excellent communication
• Ability to learn quickly
• Strong customer service skills
• Must adequate computer skills
• Must have at least 3years working experience

Financial Accountant

An Insurance Broker, based in Lagos requires a Financial Accountant

Reporting to the Managing Director of the company, the Financial Accountant will be responsible for hands on managing of the day to day financial operations of the company. 

Responsibilities:
-                      Managing the internal financial accounting and reporting requirements in a hands on manner
-                      Administer and coordinate the activities of the Finance and Accounting departments to ensure that the staff is adequate, organized and properly trained and that all required functions are carried out.
-                      Maintain responsibility for the management of the Company’s financial information resources in a manner which optimizes the use of information within the organization to enhance the decision-making process at all levels
-                      Formulate and implement policies, procedures, and controls to safeguard and enhance the use of the Company’s information, financial, and physical resources; ensure policies and procedures are documented and communicated appropriately.
-                      Analyze all information within the Company’s financial structure and, where necessary, take remedial action and/or make recommendations for improvement
-                      Ensure that accounting, costing, and control information is produced and distributed in a timely and accurate manner
-                      Continually monitor financial computerized and other information systems to improve management information, accounting, and control applications;
-                      Ensure compliance with all government, regulatory, and contractual regulations and requirements related to the financial operation of the Company (e.g., Company income tax, PAYE, WHT, payroll, etc.);         
-                      Coordinate with external auditors in the completion of yearly audit
-                      Coordinate and preparation of annual budgets including monthly forecasts and cash flows
-                      Assist the senior management team in due diligence and integration of various corporate growth initiatives as required. 
-                      Good understanding of SAP 
-                      Encourage and promote a cooperative work environment, both within the Finance and Accounting Departments and the Company as a whole, by positively supporting other employees in the performance of their duties and performing all responsibilities in a cooperative and helpful manner

Qualifications:
-     Accounting Designation (ACA)
-      HND or Bsc Finance or Accounting
-      Experience as a Corporate Accountant with 3 years experience at this level.
      -     Knowledge of management and administrative practices
-     Appropriate general and technical accounting skills
      -     Advance knowledge of Excel, software an asset
-     Proven ability to manage and develop staff
      -     Ability to work well under pressure dynamic environment
-     Ethical and Company minded
- Age 25 to 30 years

Compensation:

-    Salary will reflect the significance of the position, the level of skill and experience of the applicant.
-   Comprehensive benefits package

Personal Assistant
An Insurance Broker Firm wishes to recruit a competent and reliable female Personal Assistant to join her team. Work functions shall include but not limited to the following:
Responsibilities:
• Assist the Accounts department in the compilation of Staff pay-roll
• Coordinate office services, such as personnel, budget, and records management control.
• Assist Directors  in planning, organizing, and implementing programs
• Make travel arrangements for Directors and Management.
• Ensure office, staff and environment are kept in good condition
REQUIRED KNOWLEDGE AND WORK SKILLS
• Knowledge of the operation of various office and communications systems.
• Knowledge of specialized formats for letters, memos and reports.
• Knowledge of travel budget preparation procedures.
• Knowledge of the principles of office management and supervision.
• Ability to plan, organize supervise and review the work of subordinates performing a variety of functions.
• Ability to understand and follow verbal and written instructions; read and comprehend written materials
• Ability to use word processing, spreadsheet and database applications; including the ability to create simple functions, tables and forms.
• Ability to establish and maintain effective working relationships.
• Ability to proofread and edit for grammar, spelling, syntax and style; compute, verify and compare figures; detect discrepancies in information or records.
• Ability to record, file and transmit information.
• Ability to communicate effectively both verbally and in writing.
• Ability to plan and project future operating needs in terms of office needs and staff changes.
Qualification:
• Candidate applying for this position should possess a minimum of a Bachelors Degree or Higher National Diploma (Upper credit) in English, Secretarial Administration, Humanities or any of the Physical sciences.
• Candidate should be between ages 22  to 30years
Working Experience:
A minimum of two years post youth service working experience would be required.


All applications to be sent to: jobvacancies@rocketmail.com

Please, ensure all documents are saved in microsoftword 2003

1. PROJECTS MANAGER
B.sc/HND in Civil Engineering

10 years or more of both field and project management experience.

Computer literacy compulsory (Auto cad, Ms Project, Excel, Word)

Ability to oversee several projects at the same time

Good communication skills

2. PLANNING ENGINEER (FEMALE)
B.sc/HND in Civil Engineering or Building

3 – 5 years of relevant experience.

Computer literacy compulsory (Auto cad, Ms Project, Excel, Word)

Ability to package quotations

Good communication skills

3. PROJECT ENGINEERS
B.sc/HND in Civil Engineering
3 – 5 years of relevant experience.

Computer literacy compulsory (Auto cad, Ms Project, Excel, Word)

4. ADMIN ASSISTANT
OND / Any post secondary qualification
Computer literacy
Good communication skills

All Applications including detailed CV to be forwarded within 1 week to
THE EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN
Harbouremployment@yahoo.com

Hello,

I need a part-time job,  please, anyone with useful info?
thank u

,

Hello!

lmbo

Oshodi

Barbi decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video.

She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

Barbi: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."

Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"

Barbi: "It's called 'Head Cleaner.' "

metodman:

aunti desorlah, se e wapa ?

Alagba metodman, mo wapa oo. . . .eyin na nko?

richylaw:

Desorlah aya Oloye, Oto ojo meta o.

Baale, beeni, mo rin irin ajo kekere kan ni, se daada ni mo bayin? awon olori na nko??

Hello!

_{*reads post, makes the cross sign and shouts "BLOOD OF JESUS"*}



WONDERS SHALL NEVER END IN NAIRALAND

Quartz Fotography is very good
Their address is Plot 20, Moshood Abiola Crescent, Off Toyin Street, Ikeja Lagos.

ROFLMAO, HA, HAAAA, HAAAA

What a joke! HAAA HAAAHAA, ROF, LOL

One bedroom self contain Apartment needed urgently,
Preferred Locations: Opebi, Oregun, or any other place within ikeja.
Budget:


contact: adesanny@yahoo.com

Thank you

Pls, i'm in need of a one bedroom self contain apartment, preferably in ikeja,

Thanks

begin

Hello!

Se daada ni mo ba gbobo yin, bo tile je wipe o ti se die ti mo ti wa si ori okun yii, mo lero wipe en gbadun ara yin?
Nana, Ika6, Segoye2, Baale, Ikomi, etc. . . . . . se gbogbo yin ni e si wa lori okun yi?
Maa tun ma kan si yin l8r, odabo naa.

I'm glad all enjoy the joke.

Thanks

LMAO
Hilarious, Especially the last one.

NaJa HaJe:


Operator: "Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer!!!!!"

Word!!

1. Every problem you have is spiritual.


2. In every romance movie, someone must die.


3. It is possible to hit a person without actually
touching them!


4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.


5. Poisoned food always tastes better.


6. The best way to make money is by visiting a
babalawo/joining a cult/sleeping with rich men.



7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born
evil.


8. There is never an end to your suffering, except
death!


9. With a pastor, all things are possible.


10. A movie can be titled anything such as:

*The boy is mine, The girl is yours, The child is theirs

* Face me, I face you

* Kill me,I kill you,

* Two cockroaches in Africa

*Two rats,

*Spanner,

*Calculator,

*Computer

*The Driver

*Igala,

*Ijele,

*Olodo,

*Mumu,

*Wawa,

*Igodo,

*Igudu

*Shigidi

*Wakadugu


11. A movie has not been made if at least one
actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to speak
wrong phonetics.


12, You are in love. You want to take your girl out
and the best place you take her to is:


*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.

*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a
donkey and carry her playfully.

*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.


13. An Igbo movie has been made if
* You visit a babalawo
* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals
for a total of half of the movie time.
* Kanayo O Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Udochie is
also there too!
* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult


14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!


15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do
with the movie and other times, once you read the
title and see the poster you know it all!!! (Also the
soundtrack gives you a headache because it just
narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for
suspense and intrigue!)


16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses-
* Stella Damasus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic


17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their
counterparts in real life.


18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than 3 years and even in longer flashbacks.


19, It is permissible to wear very dark shades at
night!


20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't
matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your
legs!


21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because, people are deaf?



22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be
able to afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you
won't be able to send your kids to school.


23. Most especially in Yoruba movies, your gateman
must be inefficient and comical. He MUST dress like a freak, be rude to all your visitors and never mind his business,


24. My personal favourite- the bad guy always dies or gets caught by none other than the police

ROFLMFAO.
That was really funny!!!!!!! Cant help laughing

Gwen Stefani --- 4in the morning

Hello!



Oto ojo meta ti mo ti de ibi yi gbehin o, se daada ni mo bayin o.
Ejo mi naa ko, ko le da ilu na ni mo baa lo

Nana, Segoye2, ikomi, debosky, Baale, ika6, Angeli Ooru ati beebelo, se alafia ni mo ba gbogbo yin o.

Mo ri wipe a ni awon oju titun ninu ilu yi, e kaabo si ori eeto wa o.


Mo n pada bo!!

ovaltine

cage

suck

Ejiire bii?

Se alafia ni gbogbo yin wa o.

Eku ojo meta o, asi ku bi oju ojo se ri.

Let me suggest some names

soulmate
ololufe
ife mi (my love)


** just suggesting o

Town

k0be:

please for the love of God, don't stop laughing o. laught is good all the time, and all the time laughter is good

_{ok, i wont stop}