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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Asked Couple For Pregnancy Test Result Before Wedding Them In Church by despeakableme: 6:35am On Apr 16, 2018
The pastor was right and wrong at the same time.

asking for the pregnancy certificate was a good move. respect for him because many pastors dont understand what marriage really means.

But using it as a sermon... that was really bad. If he had talked about them in a hypothetical way, den, cool. but pointing fingers... Thats jus gossip.
Car TalkRe: 5 “bondages” You Will Be Free From With Driverless Cars by despeakableme: 7:09am On Oct 17, 2017
chat freely while on the road... mtv love-vendor my ride fit put PS4 for your ride make u dey play everywhere you go
Car TalkRe: Mitsubishi Is Changing The Way Cars Give Signals by despeakableme: 7:07am On Oct 17, 2017
Mitsubishi... one of the best.
Car TalkRe: Should I Give My Car Key To The Policeman Or Not??? by despeakableme(op): 5:47pm On Jun 16, 2017
Whizpeter:
Sometimes, for ya own safety, just drop it!

But if you have a small drop of werey in you, even if it is just 1ml, no gree, if them shout too much, enter ya car and zoom off!


Most times, I try as much as possible not to step out of the car
Hahaha.. with with all dose deir AK46's abi whatever its called wey we no dey know if bullet dey am... to zoom off no be option.
Car TalkShould I Give My Car Key To The Policeman Or Not??? by despeakableme(op): 12:53pm On Jun 16, 2017
I am sure this same question goes through the minds of many Nigerians when they are being held in a checkpoint (which is said to be illegal) by the Nigerian Police Force, and the policeman asks for the drivers key. So please, to the lawyers in the house, should we give our car key to the NPFhuh
CelebritiesRe: What This Guy Saw Inside A Five-Alive Fruit Drink Would Shock You (Photo) by despeakableme: 6:01am On May 03, 2016
How did u know that there is sth inside it b4 it came out? or are u always taking the picture of every fruit juice u drink while you're pouring it?
EducationRe: Can A Lecturer Actually Do This? by despeakableme: 1:55pm On Jan 27, 2016
no
NYSCRe: Cross River B'15: Lets meet here. by despeakableme: 10:01pm On Jan 03, 2016
Any news on January clearancehuh
PhonesRe: Guess What Is Coming On Jumia? by despeakableme: 1:50pm On May 04, 2015
How Soon?
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel? by despeakableme(op): 10:46pm On Apr 09, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]How long does it take to end a relationship? [/color]
LOOL..
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel? by despeakableme(op): 10:45pm On Apr 09, 2015
Princecalm:
were you involved in such situation for you failed to tell us how you yourself will feel.
That is somewhere I wouldn't like to find myself.
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel? by despeakableme(op): 10:27pm On Apr 09, 2015
Princecalm:
Op how will you feel or are you feeling it already?
Feeling what biko?
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel? by despeakableme(op): 10:24pm On Apr 09, 2015
Fabdedon:
then how come its working out between both of you..
I thought Homos dont have feeling for the opposite sex?
Some of them just do that opposite sex r/ship for the social purposes. So their "friends" won't know they are homos.
RomanceHow Would You Feel? by despeakableme(op): 9:43pm On Apr 09, 2015
How would you feel if you find out that the person you've been going out with is homosexual?

RomanceRe: Where Are Our Virgins Today? by despeakableme: 3:44pm On Mar 22, 2015
Anacondahuh Reallyhuh
Christianity EtcRe: What Do I Do About This "The Lord's Chosen" Congregation? by despeakableme(op): 12:32pm On Mar 19, 2015
Sparkle777:
Four alternatives. Meet and talk with the pastor gently. Report to Police or Environmental Agency Board. Join the church. Park out. Lemme add jara, buy ear plugs cheesy.
Thanks.. But sleeping with ear plugs? How do I know when the cock crows? wink
Christianity EtcRe: What Do I Do About This "The Lord's Chosen" Congregation? by despeakableme(op): 12:31pm On Mar 19, 2015
Gold45:
You and ur neighbours should come together and go meet the church leaders and explain politely and suggest that they move away their speakers from facing your building if they don't, visit them again and remind them that they haven't worked on what you discussed, if they still dont, contribute money and buy your own bigger speaker and face it there then whenever they start their service start ur own muisic and play all the shoki and alhaji tracks u have.
Really, Thanks a lot.
Christianity EtcWhat Do I Do About This "The Lord's Chosen" Congregation? by despeakableme(op): 10:48am On Mar 19, 2015
Dear n'landers..
This issue has been really bothering me since this year.
I live in enugu state. I've been livinf here for five years now. There's this Chosen Church that just moved in behind my house last year. At first I was okay with it because am not in a position to stop people from worshipping their God. But now, its like they just want to frustrate me. Since this year, every Wednesday night, they hold night vigils. With their speakers at max and their voices (I'm sorry to say their voices are terrible) screaming into d microphone keeps me awake half the night.
The annoying thing is that they do not have upto fifty (50) attendees.
I've been waking up on thursday mornings with a headache. I don't know what to do about this. My neighbors are also complaining but mine seems worse. I don't know what I can do to these people.
Please I need your suggestions.
And I don't intend to burn the church.... But am seriously considering it.
RomanceRe: I Am Jealous Of My Girlfriend.. by despeakableme: 2:39pm On Mar 13, 2015
Dear OP,

U shud be happy for the success of others. If you really love her and when I say love I don't mean "p**is feelings" u'd see her success as yours as well.
If u want to score higher than her, work harder than u are doing right now. Jealousy is a stupid thing.
Phone/Internet MarketHow Legit Is Blackberry Hub Store In Lagos? by despeakableme(op): 6:04am On Mar 03, 2015
I live in Enugu, and I want to buy a fairly used Samsung Tablet from BlackBerry Hub in Ikeja Lagos and have it delivered to my hometown in Enugu. But the problem is I don't know if anybody has purchased a phone from blackberry hub with issues and I don't want to take such chances.

There are lots of scammers claiming to be legit phone sellers in Nigeria already.

So please, I want to confirm if anybody has ever purchased a phone from blackberry hub without any wahala so I can make my decision.
PoliticsRe: How Sani Abacha Died…AL Mustapha. NOT BY APPLE by despeakableme: 11:55pm On Jan 18, 2015
Not by Apple but by Tecno.
EducationRe: Drop An English Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by despeakableme: 10:09pm On Jan 18, 2015
One word:


Mtchew
RomanceRe: My boss wants my pants by despeakableme: 10:19pm On Jan 17, 2015
#GiveHimThePant
RomanceRe: 8 Problems Guys With 'female Bestfriend' Understand. by despeakableme: 6:16am On Jan 17, 2015
It also has its benefits. wink
PhonesBrand New Blackberry Z3 For Sale by despeakableme(op): 5:59am On Jan 12, 2015
A brand new unused blackberry z3 for sale in Enugu. Price 35K. PM me if you're interested. Or whatsapp 07039590539.

CelebritiesRe: Hey, This Pix Will turn your face RED! by despeakableme: 1:47pm On Jan 07, 2015
SMH
PhonesRe: Samsung Z1 – First Tizen-based Smartphone Leaked! Photos, Specs & Price!! by despeakableme: 11:23am On Dec 27, 2014
This is going to be a flop.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Sambo To Spend N4 Billion On Food, Travels In 2015 by despeakableme: 12:07am On Dec 24, 2014
By the way, in America, The White House in Washington, D.C., serves as the official place of residence for the president; he is entitled to use its staff and facilities, including medical care, recreation, housekeeping, and security services. The government pays for state dinners and other official functions, but the president pays for dry cleaning and food that he, his family, and personal guests consume.

Source:en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_the_United_States
AutosRe: Range Sport Or Mercedes Cars/Gwagon g55/g500/g63.....which One Do U Prefer? by despeakableme: 12:06pm On Nov 28, 2014
Gimme a Mercedes G-wagon.

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