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TravelRe: Eid-El-Kabir: Osun Government Announces Free Round-Trip Train Ride From Lagos by dessz(m): 11:05am On Aug 28, 2017
smartty68:
Naija still using locomotive train produced in 1804grin
nope






1724 to be exact grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 27th August 2017 by dessz(m): 1:06pm On Aug 27, 2017
our haters (red mugus) will be praying for Everton like

Forum GamesRe: How Many Can Solve This Riddle? by dessz(m): 9:00pm On Aug 25, 2017
100 too easy
RomanceRe: What Do Ladies Mean When They Say, 'I Need A God-fearing Man'? by dessz(m): 6:39pm On Aug 20, 2017
if u ask me na who I go ask
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 19th August 2017 by dessz(m): 7:27pm On Aug 19, 2017
Marvel1206:
Lacazette go still score seh
marvel dem just dey use una play baba ijebu how market grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea Vs Manchester United (0 - 4) On 19th August 2017 by dessz(m): 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2017
manu 1-------Swansea 3

to anybody who thinks those ppl with zobo blood will win,

CrimeRe: A Close Call;narrowly Escaped Armed Robbery While Journeying by dessz(op): 8:37pm On Aug 18, 2017
fuckerstard:
NCAN chairman almost got robbed.. grin grin grin grin grin
lol fear being catch me
CrimeA Close Call;narrowly Escaped Armed Robbery While Journeying by dessz(op): 8:33pm On Aug 18, 2017
This morning I took my bags to come back to Benin from Lagos cos of my uncles wedding,and I came to witness the bravery of the police and also lament on the crime rate in Nigerian roads.
I left by 9:30am and we were passing ijebu ode, by after 2.
When I experienced an armed robbery about 80-100 metres from my bus.
We first heard gunshots then I witnessed a sad yet hilarious scene,a bus that was 30metres from the shootout suddenly stopped and all the passengers started running. u would be shocked seeing people flying windows elderly people were running for their lives.
Our driver was a slow(in the head) one he just stopped the car looking dumbfounded whike my fellow passengers were screaming "turn this car" "REVERSE BACK.
the man couldn't even reverse quickly.he was just moving the car back and front trying to turn. while a second felt like an hour to we passengers.
then I came to see a brave police/army man, he ran out alone without help and engaged the robbers fearlessly shooting and scaring them off.
I normally had this Nigerian conception that any policeman that sees gun shootouts would turn tail and flee.but he showed my that there are still some good birds among the flock.
After we waited for 10mins we drove and continued our journey and saw the car that was robbed,it had a flat tyre(shot by a bullet) and the passengers were no where to be found either they fled or were kidnapped.

so I came to think how bad has our security becone that robbers have no fear and rob at broad daylight without fear of being caught and possibly killed.

lalasticlala mynd44 victornezzar tolexander vixkiz hungerbad marvel1206 what are your thoughts.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Performs @ Sterling Bank Organized Clean Up Exercise In Computer Village by dessz(m): 5:10pm On Aug 12, 2017
e no consine me... Burnley beat Chelsea am crying while tearing my 2k ticket. cry
EducationPlease Help!! I Made A Mistake In My Jamb Registration And Don't Know What To Do by dessz(op): 8:08am On Aug 11, 2017
guys, this year may was the second jamb I wrote and fortunately I made it 233. now, my big sis was checking my paper and saw a blunder I made.
when I was writing my jamb I forgot what I got in geography in waec. so the man gave me the paper to go write it at home.I wrote it and gave him.
fast forward, 3 days later during reprinting.the man while imputing my data saw I didn't write my waec exam number.he asked me why and I told him I did not see any space where I was told to write it(i didn't know cos in my first jamb my sis did almost everything for me). the man then told me not to worry that the number is irrelevant.

so today my sis was checking it and became shocked that I didn't write my exam number. she started telling me that I have to find a way to input that number.

please fellow Nlanders do I really need to input it, if yes how do I do it. please I need your help.
FamilyRe: Man Dumps Police Wife After Hot Sex With Single Mother by dessz(m): 4:29pm On Aug 10, 2017
hmmmm, like if u understand cool

PhonesRe: How I Lost 120,000 Naira In 20days For Buying Blackberry Keyone by dessz(m): 5:49pm On Aug 02, 2017
I remember clearly DT ur thread about unboxing the phone,

after I see the price,ram and camera we Nlanders told u to return it u no Hear. when you buy phones check specs, the more expensive the phone ≠ the better the phone.
I can see u haven't learned lesson, why will u say u won't use android phones, u bought a trash bb that uses trashy android and u are complaining. its not all Android that are trash.
PoliticsRe: Julius Berger, RCC Threaten To Abandon Works On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by dessz(m): 5:49pm On Jul 29, 2017
googlepikins:
Fashola propaganda workshop. Julius Berger should be ban in Nigeria, they're all thieves
so violating the contract was the best tbing the goverment did ehn..I wanted to say that u should read the post again but carry ur sense along with u this time but then I remembered that u had no sen$e to begin with
PoliticsRe: Support For Buhari: Aggrieved Reps Revolt Against Dogara by dessz(m): 5:43pm On Jul 29, 2017
WetinConsignMe:
How this take consign me
it concerns u coz u live in dis annoying country like me
PoliticsRe: Profile Of Dr Thomas-Wilson Ikubese: Nigerian 2019 Presidential Aspirant by dessz(m): 7:38pm On Jul 28, 2017
IffaCatchYouEhn:
That empty head withou sense undecided

PoliticsRe: Profile Of Dr Thomas-Wilson Ikubese: Nigerian 2019 Presidential Aspirant by dessz(m): 7:35pm On Jul 28, 2017
IffaCatchYouEhn:
Ehn Ehn....

So he can use our money to buy 3 same types of clothes grin grin grin


Them fine sha


Their number please grin grin

Ok Under age
smh
PoliticsRe: Profile Of Dr Thomas-Wilson Ikubese: Nigerian 2019 Presidential Aspirant by dessz(m): 7:31pm On Jul 28, 2017
lol... even an ediot knows 9ja belongs to APC or PDP. the rest are just doing it for doing sake.naija has now become a 2 party democracy politicking

its sad but its the truth
FashionRe: Black Girl's Before And After Makeup Face by dessz(m): 8:25pm On Jul 26, 2017
newyorks:
and she kun get camel mouth, mouth toe ni. she ugly with ul ha hat.
see who dey talk, ur gf fine reach her.
ur gf that is so ugly that one look at her face, she made Santa die of fright.
CrimeRe: 7-Year-Old Girl Caught Watching Porn In Awka, Beaten With Electronic Cable by dessz(m): 8:01pm On Jul 26, 2017
if I catch dat her useless,careless parents ehn!!!see what will happen


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PoliticsRe: 43 Surrendered Boko Haram Terrorists Airlifted For Deradicalization(photos) by dessz(m): 9:55pm On Jul 23, 2017
deradicalization








wtf is that word.
cos my autocorrect is like...... .. "I got nothing bro"
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Performs In Kenyan Under The Rain (Photos) by dessz(m): 9:52pm On Jul 23, 2017
op so person fit perform for *"KENYAN*"

PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Makes 305 Youth Millionaires by dessz(m): 9:32pm On Jul 22, 2017
Elmojiid:
if na me i will just use the 1mili to carry 2odds
god dash this mumu sense
PropertiesRe: Mother And Daughter Killed In Lagos Building Collapse by dessz(m): 9:30pm On Jul 22, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

They are Abikus
I have seeeen it...ü will die a wrétched death like the stray dog ü are
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Kicks Off Son's Birthday With Uber Cute Photo by dessz(m): 6:08pm On Jul 21, 2017
shït I wanted to fry something but am outta ideas
PoliticsRe: Do You Know Who Your Local Government Chairman Is? by dessz(m): 6:05pm On Jul 21, 2017
I don't give a fuçking fuçk bout those looters
CultureRe: 4 Things Igbo People Like. by dessz(m): 2:17pm On Jul 21, 2017
op ur list is incomplete angry how can u say d others and forget the most important...




Igbo's love developing other nations,states and communities grin
CelebritiesRe: 300-level Abia State University Student Raped In Schoolhostel.. She Was A Virgin by dessz(m): 6:27pm On Jul 20, 2017
op, ur own dey ur body...just when the drama dey sweet u come cut am no lemme swear for u oh grin
CelebritiesRe: 300-level Abia State University Student Raped In Schoolhostel.. She Was A Virgin by dessz(m): 6:27pm On Jul 20, 2017
op, ur own dey ur body...just went the drama dey sweet u come cut am no lemme swear for u oh ;F
CrimeRe: Man Posing As Female Prostitute Nabbed By Police In Jos (photo, Video) by dessz(m): 6:25pm On Jul 20, 2017
lofty900:
Why is the police arresting these guys and allow Bobrisky to roam about freely?
I tire too oh
CareerRe: Mother Of 3 Rides Keke In Umuahia (Photos) by dessz(m): 6:23pm On Jul 20, 2017
which kind of stupidity pill did d guy above me take huh
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Rapes Employer’s Wife by dessz(m): 9:56pm On Jul 19, 2017
dem tundes of the afonjas. coneheads and konji..

AgricultureRe: Caught Python Alive In My Farm In Nembe, Bayelsa State (Photos, Video) by dessz(m): 6:18pm On Jul 19, 2017
when lala saw the word python, he was like
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5680091_img20170616wa0087_jpega1df2544771e9d84dce8afeb0123906e
then we he saw it was d real deal, he is now like

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