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CelebritiesRe: " I'm D Baddest, I Just Changed My Hair For N166,000" – Bobrisky by dessz(m): 5:48pm On Jul 05, 2017
fynestboi lalasticlala move this tin
RomanceRe: Mother Asks Man To Pay N800,000 For Impregnating 14-year-old Daughter by dessz(m): 4:38pm On Jul 05, 2017
he slept with a minor he deserves jail sad

all I gotta say is
JOHN OKECHUKWU

CelebritiesRe: " I'm D Baddest, I Just Changed My Hair For N166,000" – Bobrisky by dessz(m): 3:34pm On Jul 05, 2017
I fear just two things in life.
1:God
2:Bobrisky's village ppl
those ppl are scary.
CrimeRe: Skye Bank Manager Who Stole N200m, Gets N100k Fine by dessz(m):
udonmeanit lalasticlala get in here.

pay 100k for 200mill..


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FTC, I give a shoutout to all the bet9ja players.
I have a word of advice"u remember when u have lost 80% of ur money and there is one voice that will be telling u,*play one more game, so u can win ur initial money back* Mr man FLEE from dat place else u will trek go house that day." (speaking from experience grin)

RomanceRe: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by dessz(m): 3:29pm On Jul 05, 2017
ChopBellefull:
Win bet9ja for d first time, and play 10 more tickets just because u think u are in form cheesy
it happens to me every time,one useless mind will be saying "just 1 more game and we will go"
CrimeRe: Reward Of N150K Offered For Driver Who Fled With Goods Worth Over N2million. PIC by dessz(m): 3:08pm On Jul 05, 2017
omaolowo:
Or perhaps he, along with the goods, might have been kidnapped

grin
yep, I did it..

CrimeRe: Badoo Member Caught & Beaten To Pulp By Mob In Police Presence In Ikorodu(pics) by dessz(m): 1:18pm On Jul 05, 2017
I will repeat this again "IF U HAVE A *STRONG* FACE, NO NEAR IKORODU"
if u do R.I.P in advance,

CelebritiesRe: Badoo's Onslaught, What Effect Could It Have On Olamide Badoo's Image? by dessz(m): 1:11pm On Jul 05, 2017
op u need to understand dat there is a difference btw BADDO and BADOO
PoliticsRe: Pro-democracy Group Asks Buhari To Address Nigeria By Thursday Or Face Protest by dessz(m): 9:51am On Jul 05, 2017
how do they expect a dead man to speak grin
CrimeRe: 4 Staff Of First Marina Trust Limited Defraud Employer Of N175m (Photos) by dessz(m):
NubiLove:
NCAN... do you job!

The names of the accused are given as: Adeyemi Oluwaseun, Suleiman Yusuf, Yusuf Imran Adekunle and Haruna Issah
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5586675_zombomeme11062017144523_jpeg951f2c1c7cf55bbb5d28edec18bab38a
nice one bro,after seeing ur report I was able to make a/an deduction,analysis,observation,diagnosis,induction,theory,inference it can be seen that all the involved parties are afonjas grin .I can wholeheartedly congratulate our afonja brothers for making us "proud". to our ipob brothers, the ball is in ur court.
OVER AND OUT

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Hired Mercenaries Killed After Attacking Soldiers In Borno. Photos by dessz(m): 7:00pm On Jul 04, 2017
so boko can't handle the military and has resorted to hiring loose guns but no matter what they do Nigeria will make it.
BusinessRe: Brief Profile Of The New Board Members Of Etisalat Nigeria by dessz(m): 5:37pm On Jul 04, 2017
dfrost:
***checks phone, it's nokia 3310; smashes phone again*** tongue

***runs out of thread***
**smashes phone for 3rd time just to be sure cos u can't trust Nokia fone to spoil**
BusinessRe: Brief Profile Of The New Board Members Of Etisalat Nigeria by dessz(m): 5:32pm On Jul 04, 2017
froz:
The guy above, abeg na Nitel u dey use?

how did u beat me to FTC?

***smashes fone and walks out of thread ***
dumbness is when a person comments at 3:54 and u comment at 4:39 and u start wondering why u ain't FTC.
CrimeRe: Suspected Badoo Member Beaten Mercilessly After Being Caught In Ikorodu by dessz(m): 5:32pm On Jul 04, 2017
ikorodu is chilless
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Slam 2shotz For Celebrating America's Independence by dessz(m): 5:31pm On Jul 04, 2017
many ppl are really jobless grin
PoliticsRe: House Summons Fashola Over Comments On Budget by dessz(m): 3:57pm On Jul 04, 2017
Splashme:
I no longer feel proud of this country.
Buhari has destroyed Nigeria
though buhari has harmed Nigeria, but it is not wise nor fair to blame him for every single thing that happens angry
PoliticsRe: Do You Know You Can Contest An Estimated Nepa Bill? by dessz(m): 3:56pm On Jul 04, 2017
this deserves FP lalasticlala mynd44.
we ought to understand our right
BTW,
I gave up on nepa when I went to complain of no light and then I saw them using generator.
PoliticsRe: Attempt To Declare Saraki Acting President Fails At Senate by dessz(m): 3:53pm On Jul 04, 2017
if saraki had been voted agp I tell u ipobs,and Yoruba's would have united to overthrow the statement.
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Can’t Afford His UK Hospital Bills,more Than 20 Million Nigerians Will by dessz(m): 3:50pm On Jul 04, 2017
lmaooo!! laff yaff kill me, if Rochas had said that we will contribute to buy casket I would have understood angry
PoliticsRe: Maitama Sule’s Corpse Arrives Abuja, Received By Abba Kyari by dessz(m): 3:49pm On Jul 04, 2017
can a dying man I.e pmb send letter to the dead huh grin
PoliticsRe: Little Rain, High Flood At Italapo, Ijebu Ode, Ogun State by dessz(m): 3:46pm On Jul 04, 2017
Keneking:
This government of APC does not care at all...they dont give a damn grin
true,though it is bitter it is true.
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa And His New Wife, Juliet Hold Thanksgiving Service At Catholic Church by dessz(m):
Akukaliadiho:
Marriage is like a phone call
in the middle of the night;
first the ring, THEN you
wake up.
ayam not understanding ur comment undecided , neither am I understanding how it relates to the thread
Christianity EtcRe: Mad Man And Pastor Involved In Physical Combat During Deliverance by dessz(m): 1:26pm On Jul 04, 2017
when I saw physical combat, my mind went to something like..

CelebritiesRe: Checkout The Hilarious Captions To This Davido's Photo by dessz(m): 1:23pm On Jul 04, 2017
pastoray:
And.... undecided undecided
guy, u be thief grin u stole my meme
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Policeman Poses With Nnamdi Kanu (Photos) by dessz(m): 7:12am On Jul 04, 2017
whitebeard:
.this for u man.
grin
PhonesRe: Check Out The Cheapest Tablet Devices In Nigeria by dessz(m): 2:17pm On Jul 03, 2017
op pls define the word cheap
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill 28-Year-Old Man In Benue In Broad Daylight (Graphic Photo) by dessz(m): 12:58pm On Jul 03, 2017
Nigeria have tire me abeg carry me go anoda place
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari & Osinbajo At The 29th Session Of AU In Ethiopia (Photos) by dessz(m): 12:55pm On Jul 03, 2017
isn't she supposed to be in London undecided
CrimeRe: Humiliated Or Harassed By The Nigerian Military? Share Your Story by dessz(m): 12:45pm On Jul 03, 2017
one saturday as I was coming from church I strolled past the barrack cos my house was a stone throw from there, there were like 15 soldiers bare chested there. na so 1 call me he was i assume maybe 30+ he come ask say why I carry afro, I provoke and was forming Rambo na so d guy give me slap, for that moment I couldn't differentiate up from down, the guy then told me that "no be here u dey pass, make I catch u with afro again." my guy till today na low cut I dry carry.
Moral Lesson"no think say ppl dey lie when them talk say soldier slap dey deaf person"
Science/TechnologyRe: Olanisun Adewale, Omolabake Adenle Reach Finals Of $100,000 Innovation Challenge by dessz(m): 12:44pm On Jul 03, 2017
afonjas grin doing their work ohh

CelebritiesRe: Temi Otedola Launches Cooking Show (Photos) by dessz(m): 12:41pm On Jul 03, 2017
whitebeard:
Fuçkers pls give fuçks..!
no fuçks available grin
on a side note, whitebeard there is this song am looking for,
I can only recall parts of the lyrics some thing like
"my baby if u leave me ..yawa go dey, see gobe..my baby yawa go dey..."
then there is this other part in the song
"na only u go chop bellefull(ajeh) no be april fool (ajeh) is this how u use to do"sorry 4 d lack of details,
do u know d song huh
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Rocks Hoodie Ankara Dress. by dessz(m): 12:32pm On Jul 03, 2017
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