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Crime › Re: Young Girl Loses Eye & Breasts After Married Woman Bathes Her With Acid (Photos) by dessz(m): 9:58pm On Jun 27, 2017

some ladies are known to be cruel to their fellow females.
for example
*a phone call BTW two ladies
Jessica:hello Mary... how u doing
Mary:Jessy am fine, any problem?
Jessica:pls, can u borrow me ur wig I would return it next week.
Mary:hmmm.....OK ohh no wahala.
*cuts call
mary to herself: beggy beggy gal, she no fit buy common wig.mtcheww.

call BTW guys
Leo"hello, useless goat how u dey"
mark"haba, bastard u never still die"
Leo"na ur gf go die"
mark"na super powered thunder go strike u.
Leo:ehenn,abeg I dey come ur smelly house come charge my fone.
mark"u wan charge dat condemned iron....oya na dey come"
Leo"OK, no forget to buy beer"
mark"na Ogun go kill u"
*cuts call
mark to himself"how much for beer dat year....iya sikiraaaaa!! bring two hennesy come. grin

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Crime › Re: Why I Sold ‘monkey Tail ’ To Feed My Family – Woman Tells Ndlea by dessz(m): 9:53pm On Jun 27, 2017

Sad story, but the Ndlea won't arrest drug kingpins, they go after da small fries, for this story I won't check names. Sorry fellow ncan officers. cry

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Crime › Re: Chief Orders Corpse Of Buried Man To Be Exhumed In Ghana (Photos) by dessz(m): 6:35pm On Jun 27, 2017

ajalawole:
Now will the corpse do the community service. This one weak me. Nobody should faint beside me

bro, see the real pic for "shift let me faint" use meme generator to caption it, thank me l8r

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Health › Re: Antibacterial Soaps May Do More Harm Than Good by dessz(m): 6:21pm On Jun 27, 2017

Benekruku:
More reason I prefer Okro soup over Ogbono soup whenever am watching UEFA champions leagues

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Celebrities › Re: Fan Tells Rukky Sanda: "Start Taking Pictures With A Man, You Are Getting Older" by dessz(m): 4:41pm On Jun 27, 2017

Jostico:
wow that person is mean. Like seriously

must u add "like seriously"

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Celebrities › Re: Fan Tells Rukky Sanda: "Start Taking Pictures With A Man, You Are Getting Older" by dessz(m): 4:39pm On Jun 27, 2017

Nigerians and not minding their biz

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Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme Dancing On Stage With Oyinbo Lady In Rwanda (Photos) by dessz(m): 4:36pm On Jun 27, 2017

I don't like to lie, so I will say it
that +size lady worrworrrrrr angry

Crime › Re: 6 Nigerians Arrested In Ghana Over Kidnap And Rape Of Facebook Friend (Photo) by dessz(m): 4:34pm On Jun 27, 2017*

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5539611_zombomeme11062017144523_jpeg951f2c1c7cf55bbb5d28edec18bab38a NCAN CHAIRMAN, EAGLES EYE DIVISION..reporting to duty
"a crime team HEADED by the flat HEADS has just been arrested grin

among them is also an afonja."
this is a rare case of COLLABO
OVER AND OUT

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Christianity Etc › Re: If You Know Any RCCG Pastor Doing Anything Wrong, Report Such To Me – Adeboye by dessz(m): 4:30pm On Jun 27, 2017

ekems2017:
Daddy GO they are much o. Wolves in a sheep cloth. Leave them very soon they will answer to their deeds.

wolves in a sheep cloth ... hmm

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Politics › Re: Governor Obaseki Acquires Commuter Buses (Photos) by dessz(m): 2:41pm On Jun 27, 2017

as per say I'm based in Edo, I can stand and say..

OBASEKI IS NOT DOING CRAP, HE ONLY DOES THINGS ONCE IN 2 MONTHS.WTF

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Shares Photo Of Himself, But It Goes Wrong by dessz(m): 2:38pm On Jun 27, 2017

izzit now una know say wizkid dey take things

Crime › Re: Badoo Member Caught At Maya Ikorodu, Interrogated And Confessed (video, Pics) by dessz(m): 2:37pm On Jun 27, 2017

Oladimejyy:
Make them break atleast 10 coconuts for him head

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Politics › Re: Tension Grips Enugu Community Over Farmers, Herdsmen Disagreement by dessz(m): 2:36pm On Jun 27, 2017*

Kathmandu:
this kind of comment from a known tribal bigot surprised me that i have to ask

SuperS1Panther:
You are drunk.

I am an unrepentant Pan-Yorubaist. If that is being a bigot to you, that is your bongo cup of tea.

Kathmandu:
To be a Pan Yourubaist means you have to belittle other tribes

ride on , ride on guys

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Politics › Re: "Police Is Your Friend"- US Based Nigerian Lady Says After Hitching A Ride. PIC by dessz(m): 2:34pm On Jun 27, 2017

Oladimejyy:
Is that what the topic is talking about..
coconut fall on you

which one be coconut fall on u now..

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Celebrities › Re: If E-money And I Are Doing Anything Illegal, May God Expose Us!!! – Kcee Prays!! by dessz(m): 2:31pm On Jun 27, 2017

u know, a clear conscience fears no accusations

Crime › Re: Unknown Gunmen Kidnapped A Wine Dealer In Ughelli, Delta State by dessz(m): 9:08am On Jun 27, 2017

after the mods don publicise Evans finish, when wayward ppl see d money he makes they will start thinking of kidnapping like..

Celebrities › Re: Men, Will You Rock This Okey Bakassi's Outfit? (pictured) by dessz(m): 9:54pm On Jun 26, 2017

marvel1206, I came about ur no fvck given comment, and am still laughing till now lmao

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Jokes Etc › Re: Common acronyms Used On Nairaland by dessz(m): 9:44pm On Jun 26, 2017

NairalandCS:
Op you forget one.

NCAN: Name Checkers Association Of Nairaland

These are the tribal ~~E-diots~~ E-warriors that rush to a thread with tittles like "Nigerian man/woman caught..... Or Nigerian Man Does something great" To check if it's their people or their enemies.

read my signature

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Crime › Re: Corper Who Was Robbed And Almost Raped Shares Her Experience On Twitter by dessz(m): 9:37pm On Jun 26, 2017

OrestesDante:
We no get police aswear!

At least she's safe.

we don't have police, we only have men in uniform begging for #20

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Crime › Re: Child Trafficking Woman Arrested In Asaba, Delta State, (photos) by dessz(m): 9:35pm On Jun 26, 2017

ekensi01:
Na us go download d image or u want cry? Op u are among does affected with memory lost

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Crime › Re: Child Trafficking Woman Arrested In Asaba, Delta State, (photos) by dessz(m): 9:33pm On Jun 26, 2017

on behalf of the NCAN, we would like op to know we are very dissapointed in this nameless report. OVER AND OUT

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Family › Re: I Prayed For Him To Die! - Mother With Autistic Child (Photos) by dessz(m): 8:24pm On Jun 26, 2017

ItalianWine:
The money (which I don't even have yet) that I'm planning to use in buying a new phone next month, is already paining me in advance

how does dis relate with the topic

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Family › Re: I Prayed For Him To Die! - Mother With Autistic Child (Photos) by dessz(m): 8:20pm On Jun 26, 2017

touching story(am a man I won't cry[sniff]). to our NL mothers, ur child is ur flesh and blood, no matter how hard it is, never give up on them.
*PEACE

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Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Wife: Bobrisky Is Getting Prettier And Looking Sexy Day By Day by dessz(m): 8:17pm On Jun 26, 2017

see ukwu
*goes to my room
*locks door
*unzips trouser,
then..

Crime › Re: Outrage Over Facebook Post Of Two Young Alleged Church Thieves With A Tyre Aroun by dessz(m): 8:13pm On Jun 26, 2017

Caustics:
scare tactics. he isnt going to kill them. i have done it to a boy that always urinated on my cocoyam. Put tire on his neck and told aboby to bring gallon and matches

Celebrities › Re: Dencia Shows Off Her Pink Cars by dessz(m): 7:41pm On Jun 26, 2017

ajalawole:
am sorry sir

apology accepted grin

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Celebrities › Re: Dencia Shows Off Her Pink Cars by dessz(m): 7:17pm On Jun 26, 2017

ajalawole:
boss, u are disobeying NCAN rules number 5 , which state 'never Book space one any thread if u have nothing meanful to say yet'

... this inspector u have grown wings abi grin

u dare correct me a chairman ..."CHAIRMAN" do u know who I am.. do u knowwww, I will deal with u cool

u better apologize before I have u court-martialed . grin

Celebrities › Re: Dencia Shows Off Her Pink Cars by dessz(m): 7:03pm On Jun 26, 2017

wetin consine us

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Celebrities › Re: Tunde And Wunmi Obe Celebrate 29 Years Of Friendship And 19 Years Of Marriage by dessz(m): 7:00pm On Jun 26, 2017

may they continue to live long in matrimony

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Celebrities › Re: Sharon Adeleke, Davido's Sister Gives Some Of Her Items To Sow Seed For Jesus by dessz(m): 6:54pm On Jun 26, 2017

when u do good from your heart, u don't seek appreciation or fame, u derive joy from doing good, but when u do it for doing sake or for attention, u tell the entire world so that u will gain fame. sad

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Celebrities › Re: If Your Partner Is Provoking You Too Much Walk Out Of The Marriage - Mercy Aigbe by dessz(m): 6:51pm On Jun 26, 2017

emefav:
According to Mercy Aigbe, 'If you feel your partner provokes you to the extent of bringing out that animal in you pls do yourself a favour by walking out of that marriage'.

so she thinks other ladies are as wayward as she.absolute nonsense

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Celebrities › Re: Voice Nigeria Coach, Yemi Alade wears cleavage baring outfit to the show. by dessz(m): 6:46pm On Jun 26, 2017

Jacksparr0w127:
'Fourthed'

FIFTHED

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