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Phones › Re: Help Me: Glo Is Frustrating My Life And Its Affecting My Health And Business. by dessz(m): 7:57am On Jun 02, 2017

op, your own good, go use emptyhen u go cry everyday cry

.
na so I wait till midnite with my #50 naira to do nite browsing, when 12 hit I quickly sent night to 131 . dem tell me insufficient balance, I non check acc balance #0.45 . I cried myself to sleep sad

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Politics › Re: Senate Panel Wants Fuel Price Increased To N150 by dessz(m): 7:52am On Jun 02, 2017

which kind wahala be dis we move 1 step forward,then 10 steps backward. WATDAFUK.

Crime › Re: Notorious Kidnap/armed Robbery Kingpin Nabbed by dessz(m): 7:51am On Jun 02, 2017

dem Hausa Muslims

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday SMELLINGANUS by dessz(m): 6:20am On Jun 02, 2017

Smellymouth:
I nor chop ban bro. Na Ramadan fasting make me give NL break jare.

I hpe you are good Dezzy?

I dey ohhh na my charger frustrate me, I charge from from 9pm - 5am, I still meet 55% and light no dey dey angry

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday SMELLINGANUS by dessz(m): 10:25pm On Jun 01, 2017

Smellymouth:
WhatIDo?

guy, wetin sup u lost huh

or u chop ban, I no dey see u since

Crime › Re: Robbers Strip Female Students Of Kwara State Polytechnic Cart Away N2m Valuables by dessz(m): 9:25pm On Jun 01, 2017*

Next2Bezee:
After tiffing 2m, they still stripped these girls...these ppl don't know God

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Crime › Re: Robbers Strip Female Students Of Kwara State Polytechnic Cart Away N2m Valuables by dessz(m): 9:23pm On Jun 01, 2017

engrpheleeks:
Space booked. I dedicate this FTC to my 2016 mavro. I will forever have you in my memory.

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Politics › Re: Gov. Ikpeazu's Wife Builds House 4 A Homeless Family Of 8 Living In Shack(pics by dessz(m): 9:22pm On Jun 01, 2017

cone heads will not like this lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: In A Relationship Is It Ok To Hit A Woman If…….? by dessz(m): 8:56pm On Jun 01, 2017*

if she beat my son, I wan see who give am money for anything.
caught cheating : straight to her papa's house,no time to dey waste time.
beat my mama : kikikikikiki angry

the slap wey I go give am, her destiny go reset.
hit me: to be continued...

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Crime › Re: Suspected Thieves Stripped Unclad And Brutalized In Imo State (photos) by dessz(m): 8:55pm On Jun 01, 2017

I thought by now jungle justice will not reign,but I guess am disappointed. sad

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Replies Davido; “who Has The 30 Billion In The Account Now?” by dessz(m): 8:52pm On Jun 01, 2017

pikin in adult clothing undecided

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Crime › Re: Three Die In Lagos Island Street Cults Clash by dessz(m): 8:50pm On Jun 01, 2017

I don't understand dis cult stuff, jobless youths will gather,committing crime, smoking.. it doesn't make any freaking sense.

Celebrities › Re: World Largest Plane Out by dessz(m): 8:48pm On Jun 01, 2017

ekensi01:
Guy that your spelling of 'wolrd' make sense to me tho.

as in ehnn

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Crime › Re: Man Kidnaps His Father In Oyo, Receives N1 Million Ransom by dessz(m): 2:05pm On Jun 01, 2017

whitebeard:
guy chill nah..oo make I create my own

I used meme generator, try it wink

Crime › Re: Court Convicts Man For $7,016.00 Internet Fraud . by dessz(m): 2:05pm On Jun 01, 2017

conductor3:
Let's not fight today my brother. Fighting is not good, my ewedu moozlem brother.

In fact, come lets drink some algae sef

am not 4rm eweduland am based in Benin

Crime › Re: Man Kidnaps His Father In Oyo, Receives N1 Million Ransom by dessz(m): 1:56pm On Jun 01, 2017

whitebeard:
..hope nothing is wrong with u

he is jelos grin

Crime › Re: Court Convicts Man For $7,016.00 Internet Fraud . by dessz(m): 1:55pm On Jun 01, 2017

YOUNGrapha:
NCAN EAGLE EYE'S ........osei chairman it is my sweetest pressure to investigate and find out that MAKO CHUKWUEMEKA is a LANDLOCKED FLATINHO

Crime › Re: Man Kidnaps His Father In Oyo, Receives N1 Million Ransom by dessz(m): 1:53pm On Jun 01, 2017

YOUNGrapha:
I dey Horry to report a new crime to you boss

one of my friend whitebeard say u be wack,go and finish him grin

Crime › Re: Man Kidnaps His Father In Oyo, Receives N1 Million Ransom by dessz(m): 1:52pm On Jun 01, 2017

whitebeard:
your battalion division nah wack

dragons dome we go fight ohh carry ur pikin dragons commit for hia grin

. I don create my logo dey there

Crime › Re: Man Kidnaps His Father In Oyo, Receives N1 Million Ransom by dessz(m): 1:31pm On Jun 01, 2017

YOUNGrapha:
I YOUNRAPHA solemnly swear to honour NCAN and aactively access and report to my superiors any day any time....SO HELP ME TRIBALISM

u no fit spell ur name tongue

Politics › Re: [photos]: Acting President Yemi Osinbajo Arrive Calabar | NAIJA NEWSPAPERS by dessz(m): 1:29pm On Jun 01, 2017

whitebeard:
I don follow u back..who tell u say dragon dome dey neutral..!! We have ipobs criminals on our watch list, and we have our radar up 19/7 (I no fit do 24/7) we would fish out ipobs and expose them that is what dragon's dome is out for..!!

NCAN inspector "western branch" dragon's dome division Fort: Briggs

People pls see eagle eye have finally come out

Salutes..!!

Over and out

Crime › Re: Man Kidnaps His Father In Oyo, Receives N1 Million Ransom by dessz(m): 1:27pm On Jun 01, 2017

YOUNGrapha:
I YOUNRAPHA solemnly swear to honour NCAN and aactively access and report to my superiors any day any time....SO HELP ME TRIBALISM

Crime › Re: See What Soldiers Did To Residents Where A Military Commander Was Killed by dessz(m): 1:23pm On Jun 01, 2017

chisos na Anthony Joshua give that guy right hook way him face b like dat www.nairaland.com/attachments/5418340_20170410103641_jpeg398aa010ed54f96b5c3eb0b9fe5a3ce1

Crime › Re: Man Kidnaps His Father In Oyo, Receives N1 Million Ransom by dessz(m): 1:16pm On Jun 01, 2017

YOUNGrapha:
salute sir!! But sir when una go promote NCAN EAGLE EYE'S DIVISIONAL COMMISSIONER I been officer since three years now no promotion

Do you YOUNGRAPHA, solemnly swear to honour the ncan and give report on every crime topic and not put your chairman "I" to shame? if yes, by the power vested in me I now pronounse u battalion supervisor, Eagle's Eye division grin

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oya follow me back

Politics › Re: [photos]: Acting President Yemi Osinbajo Arrive Calabar | NAIJA NEWSPAPERS by dessz(m): 1:10pm On Jun 01, 2017

whitebeard:
It is not a new thing I was even there last week

dragons dome u ef up for dat doctors report, dem quick quick report u grin

we the ncan are neutral,we only give subtle hints bout the tribes. oya follow me back.

Health › Re: UK Bans Nigerian Doctor Pestering His Patients With Love Advances (photo) by dessz(m): 1:06pm On Jun 01, 2017

petux:
Dr Chris Uzoh

Rape, Sex, Drugs, Kidnapping.

NCAN
Ogun Chapter.

NYC one

Crime › Re: Man Kidnaps His Father In Oyo, Receives N1 Million Ransom by dessz(m): 12:57pm On Jun 01, 2017

YOUNGrapha:
salute sir!! But sir when una go promote NCAN EAGLE EYE'S DIVISIONAL COMMISSIONER I been officer since three years now no promotion

the inspector position is available, cos as I no see any chairman, I wan promote myself to chairman..no time to dey waste time grin

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Politics › Re: . by dessz(m): 12:19pm On Jun 01, 2017

Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Govt. Was Greedocracy, Today It’s Criminocracy - Dino Melaye by dessz(m): 12:18pm On Jun 01, 2017

criminocracy chissooss Harvard graduate,am sure u majored in English kikikikikiki

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Crime › Re: Suicidal Man Charged With Murder After Bullet Went Through His Head And Killed G by dessz(m): 12:15pm On Jun 01, 2017

the guy is like;;

Crime › Re: Cameroonian Archbishop Commits Suicide by dessz(m): 12:12pm On Jun 01, 2017

I thought it was a sin to take ur own life undecided

Celebrities › Re: Tallest Women Who Ever Lived (PHOTOS) by dessz(m): 12:11pm On Jun 01, 2017

chissoss lemme compare my height
*brings tape
*5ft something
*mourns out of thread

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