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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by destante(f): 6:12pm On Oct 26, 2014
valmunich:
Yea, she has mine sad


Who's that nigga BTW?


Tell him to respect himself

I won't take that next time angry
LOL! You are not watching the match?
Family › Re: ... by destante(f): 6:08pm On Oct 26, 2014
shymexx:
Lol, I'm not even going to lie - I wish I was born during the ancient time. That's one thing I've always alluded to. This ain't my generation, hence I refer to myself as the original black man all the time. grin

Well, I honestly don't want to meet these folks offline. Most of them don't offer anything appealing physically, apart from running their mouths on here and being utterly disrespectful. See a lot of pictures - and I won't even look at most of them twice if I were to bump into them on the road. grin So whatever they're offline is inconsequential, and I'm not longing to see it. I'll just keep it online, and stay clowning around. grin

You're a chic, and don't ever taste the chocolate honey dipped donut. Trying it would amount to eating the forbidden fruit. Er, only if you want to be a carpet-muncher - who knows? grin
Hmm I think you have so much weird stuffs up your sleeves.
Anyways like I mentioned, I wouldn't eat the forbidden fruit in the first place. So thanks smiley
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by destante(f): 6:02pm On Oct 26, 2014
abdulslutsky:
Chai!...babe you are beautiful, do you want my beautiful surname?
hehe tenku. But I have one already.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by destante(f): 3:11pm On Oct 26, 2014
smallpeepee:
grin I meant crystal n sexy eyes, tadpole eyes r cute, compare 2 frog eyestongue or shud I say frog eyestongue
Hello I knew what you were referring to. tongue I still insist mine are human eyes. So you clearly missed the pun.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by destante(f): 2:53pm On Oct 26, 2014
smallpeepee:
So na here una com dey do d romance abi! Ok make I talk my own ooo! I dey eye one gal (destante) since! She get tadpole eyes too
tadpole eyes bawo? I have human eyes o. Tenk tongue
Romance › Re: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by destante(f): 1:16pm On Oct 26, 2014
Nashoji:
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, who said so? no tell me that one oooo before I go vex.
But its just the truth nau. Do you collect what doesn't belong to you anymore? That's stealing.
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Adejoke Ogedengbe's Super Luxurious Wedding Will Blow Your Mind by destante(f): 1:15pm On Oct 26, 2014
Cikoloko:
Wow nice one,God knows if i make money my wedding will b on d air or under water wif ma boo destante grin grin
Loool. This one na real wa. You don't like weddings on the surface of the sun? huh That would be puhfect! tongue
Romance › Re: "If You Love Someone…then Don’t Hold Back Your Feelings by destante(f): 1:12pm On Oct 26, 2014
davide470:
Just can't believe I read the story till the end!

Destante! angry
Lol why are you furious?
Family › Re: ... by destante(f): 1:09pm On Oct 26, 2014
shymexx:
Lol, I want Nefertiti and Queen Tiye's hair...so she can give me my own King Tut. grin

There are always exceptions, I agree. However, a lot of naija women are problematic. Even the ones on this forum are some of the discourteous and disrespectful ones you'll ever meet. They just don't know how to talk. grin

You sure know chocolate honey dipped donut is the ultimate donut - and it's on the Mt Rushmore by itself. Hence I love my black women to death. What they bring to the table despite the annoying belligerence can't be rivalled. Like everything good, it's basically the gift and the curse. cool
Lol. I think your place is in the past, since you know so much and care for these ancient people. tongue

Then again, how many nairaland ladies have you come by to make such conclusion? huh More so, some people who act belligerent on here may not be able to hurt a fly in real life cases. smiley

I really didn't know that donut is the ultimate, or which other is the least ultimate. tongue And I don't really ever wish to taste it. Don't ask me why smiley
Still, I hope its only your wife's that you get a taste of. undecided
Romance › Re: "If You Love Someone…then Don’t Hold Back Your Feelings by destante(f): 8:42am On Oct 26, 2014
I like the writeup anyways. smiley
Celebrities › Re: Why I Got Solo Endorsement Without My Brother — Peter Okoye Of Psquare by destante(f): 7:44am On Oct 26, 2014
The deal
means a lot, not just to me but also to my fans.
If a brand isn’t worth it I have nothing to do with
such a brand.
More like "if a brands endorsement money isn't worth it, I have nothing to do with such a brand". undecided
Romance › Re: Singles Crib>>>{married People Stay Away!!} by destante(f): 5:40am On Oct 26, 2014
Warris wrong with these two men naijaboiy valmunich ? huh
Both of you should start kissing already then. angry tongue
Family › Re: ... by destante(f): 5:36am On Oct 26, 2014
shymexx:
Nah, never that. But if she ever switches - then she has to go for Egyptian hair and go get hair from those Egyptian mummies. grin

There aren't artificial - there are tons of chics who have got it like her. Heck, I know a few naija chics from around the way who have almost the same body parts albeit not as toned and proportionate. Maybe save for one of them.

Not an ambassador for black women - they have got too many issues, and a tad bit belligerent.

I just love the chocolate honey dipped donuts they bring to the table.
Hehe, I pray she finds Cleopatra VII and Hatshepsut's hair particularly should the need arise. tongue
By the way, not all naija chics are aggressive. I can bet that the type of girlfriends I surround myself with don't give their men issues in that regard. I don't even think I am aggressive either. tongue
Chocolate honey dipped donuts? LOL!
Family › Re: ... by destante(f): 11:57pm On Oct 25, 2014
shymexx:
Lmao...my wife is forever going to stay natural. tongue

And those aren't artificial body parts - they're real. grin

I love me some black women! cool


https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-R5ktgvZurhE/UpuF5eoDrNI/AAAAAAAALzY/DnxYbhIIttk/s640/blogger-image--1510954668.jpg
And if she decides to switch one day, you will divorce her? huh
If those are not artificial, then honestly the lady has got them grin
Yess Mr black-women ambassador smiley
Family › Re: ... by destante(f): 11:48pm On Oct 25, 2014
shymexx:
Lol, which one do you want? That cow hair might be the best kept secret. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

However, I've got a preference - and that's only if you can pull it off like Sibongile Cummings below:

https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/01/36/ed/0136ed458f203712825ce1b2c63e8c08.jpg
Lol use the cow hair on your wife. undecided
Oh! shocked you like those artificial parts of her body? Nicee grin
Family › Re: ... by destante(f): 11:31pm On Oct 25, 2014
shymexx:
So, are you are Brazilian/Peruvian/Indian/Cow/Goat/Dog hair goon - or you just keep it natural?

Also, I think unwashed hair is the reason why a lot of chics have terrible spots on their faces - my hypothesis.

Thank God for Mary Kay though. grin
Hehehe. Clown! Why not choose one for meah. *eyes rolling.
Family › Re: ... by destante(f): 10:20pm On Oct 25, 2014
shymexx:
But there's nothing better than washing your hair, at least four times a week. Even if you cater to it properly, that's more like window-dressing, without actually cleaning it. Basically, it's like not having a bath, and using body lotion, deodorant, and perfume. Obviously, you may not stink - however that doesn't negate how unclean you're.



Yeap, I absolutely love the Afrocentric look...and I have got a thing for chics like that.



Lol, when you get in the shower - you just wanna play around. But with most black women, you just have to be cautious when it comes to their hair and water - else you gonna piss someone off. grin
Lol you actually have good points. Different stroke for different folks. grin
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Current BBM Name And Status Update? by destante(f): 9:03pm On Oct 25, 2014
davide470:
So, that Object is a gift. Thought it was for auction
Lol its not an auction, I was gifted. smiley
Romance › Re: Girlies!! Do U Like Guys Dah Hv Feminine Voice Wen Singing?? by destante(f): 9:01pm On Oct 25, 2014
tuwayz:
ok that's nice u are looking good
oh tainz smiley
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Current BBM Name And Status Update? by destante(f): 8:47pm On Oct 25, 2014
Romance › Re: Girlies!! Do U Like Guys Dah Hv Feminine Voice Wen Singing?? by destante(f): 8:28pm On Oct 25, 2014
tuwayz:
With who pLease?
Guys with feminine voice now.
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Current BBM Name And Status Update? by destante(f): 8:22pm On Oct 25, 2014
Display name : My real name. Not saying grin
Personal message:" smiley " this is because someone I like just annoyed me.
Display picture: An object I got as a gift from an aunt that travelled to...
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I hardly whatsapp. But I have a picture of my "daughter" there grin
Romance › Re: Girlies!! Do U Like Guys Dah Hv Feminine Voice Wen Singing?? by destante(f): 8:03pm On Oct 25, 2014
Yess I like- to sing with them smiley
Romance › Re: An Imaginary Love Making Poem 2 MIZMICOLY My Secrete Crush! by destante(f): 7:58pm On Oct 25, 2014
Aww this is so cute smiley
*eyelashes
Health › Re: How To Fart In Public Without Been Caught by destante(f): 7:37pm On Oct 25, 2014
Hehehe. Chain reaction is a mind crime o. Mind-blaming someborry else for your woes.
This is hilarious sha grin
Family › Re: ... by destante(f): 7:28pm On Oct 25, 2014
shymexx:
Unwashed hair stinks. grin
right! For those that don't cater to them properly.

shymexx: Anyway, since that's what the overwhelming majority of black women are into (I love my black women to death kiss ), I don't mind. I'm used to it. However, the uniqueness and freshness that come with black women with short hair just always make them stand out.
I think its cool to see someone who appreciates women without attachments and all. Its what most men like anyway.

shymexx: And you know you can jump in the shower with women like that without worrying about no darn hair. grin
Hehe, obviously this is where you were going. Still, it doesn't take a second to wear a shower cap. tongue
Car Talk › Re: Lecturer Lynched For Hitting Kids While Avoiding Trailer by destante(f): 7:10pm On Oct 25, 2014
kilokeys:
nah.. everybody is a critical thinker.. i am a grad. of engineering
a voracious reader
hehe, jes seeing this. Ogadanu!
Family › Re: ... by destante(f): 7:06pm On Oct 25, 2014
shymexx:
Lol, you sure know most black women don't let water get close to their hair. And that has to do with all the extras they attach to their nappy hair like: weaves, lace-fronts etc.. However, the exception are those with natural and short hair. grin

Like they say: black women and water are the two biggest enemies since God threw Lucifer out of the sky. grin
Lol I honestly thought that was some figurative expression o. Anyways how does running from water on the hair mean a bad thing that then makes those that don't more "desirable"?
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria Comedians, Who Is The Most Handsome? by destante(f): 6:53pm On Oct 25, 2014
Buchi, Bovi and erm erm erm... AY .
Tenku smiley

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