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Romance / Re: After Giving Me Blackberry Porsche He Wants To Sleep With Me by deviduff(m): 4:48pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
You know you will fvck him na |
Literature / Rewards Of The Brotherhood by deviduff(m): 2:10pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
BEGINNINGS It was always the same each time I walked into Campus Sheraton. All eyes were on me. The lights were dim but my eyes quickly adjusted to the darkness. A necessary skill for survival in this jungle I had thrown myself headlong into. There were different tables with different sets of boys and few girls. My people sat at the usual corner and had sighted me the moment I walked in. There were 5 boys and 2 girls at the table. Drinking and smoking. I walked over as people at other tables stared at me. Predator and prey I was. A chair had been pulled out for me before I even got there. Yes… I was that important. I shook hands with everybody then lowered my lanky frame on the chair. I looked at everyone there. Apart from the 2 girls there who I didn’t particularly know, these were my people. Tony ‘Enshin’, Emma ‘Soco’, Gattuso, Cigar-cigar, and Paul ‘tortoise’. There were packs of cigarettes on the table so I took a stick of Benson and Hedges and lit up. As I slowly inhaled and exhaled, they just looked at me smiling. Tortoise called one of the girls serving to get me a bottle of big stout. As my right hand man, he knew just what I needed. Since the ban of sales of alcohol and cigarettes inside UNIBEN by the new Vice Chancellor Professor Anao, Campus Sheraton was the only place that still sold such inside campus. It was a restaurant with space behind where the drinking and smoking took place. Sadly, those weren’t the only things that took place there. The truth was that if you were not a made man, you could not sit there. It was the focal point of all fraternity activities inside campus. It was the place where the men that mattered in each fraternity in campus hung out to affiliate with brothers and reason together with the influence of alcohol while hoping to get scraps of information from other tables. As expected, few conflicts could arise but where always quickly quelled. “Sparrow wetin de play? E get as you take de this evening.” I smiled wryly and looked at Tortoise. I knew why he asked as I wasn’t my usual talkative self. The rest guys just looked on as they knew me enough to know that my silence was often a harbinger of problems to them. Truth was Tortoise and I were not supposed to even be sitting with them if protocol was to be observed. They were men who had already made name at Ugbowo when we were still in secondary school. But from the moment we became brothers, our pair was so troublesome and stubborn that they had little choice but to bring us nearer to the upper echelon. We were termed ‘potential worthy tools of the brotherhood’. I didn’t really care to analyze what they meant. All I knew was that I had mouth in the campus. |
Properties / Re: Need 3 Bedroom Flat For Rent by deviduff(m): 8:32pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
xp17: U really needs a help, especially in the use of punctuation.U obviously know nothing about sarcasm. Didn't u read d post he quoted? D other dude was d one who wrote 'a helps'.Eediot |
Romance / Re: I Find It Difficult Keeping Ladies As Friends . I Always Wana Go Down With Them by deviduff(m): 8:43am On Jul 11, 2013 |
sexyseun: Every guy i take as a friend always get down with me one or the other, it's not absurd, its just a normal thing, no big dealTake me as a friend. Please. |
Religion / Re: God's Little Test Subjects - Why The Love Of God Is A Fraud. by deviduff(m): 7:19pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Delafruita:Looool. U be ram sha |
Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University 2013/2014 Academic Session by deviduff(m): 7:53am On Apr 04, 2013 |
Keneking: Applied for my certificate in October last year, till date, the certificate is not ready. What kind of institution is this?No be the sch u grad from? U no know how their matter de be? Y u com de cast? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Washes Prisoners' Feet On Maundy Thursday by deviduff(m): 12:29pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Delafruita: see massive folly.were those prisoners released from prison or granted state pardonPlease don't mind that lunat1c. Marijuana has made him deluded. |
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Was Not Invited To 2Face's Wedding by deviduff(m): 8:07am On Mar 26, 2013 |
goldfish80: I can imagine how close these two were,like hung out together,sang together, trecked through dusty streets on their way to the studio,went after same girls,shared α plate of soaked garri,spent nights in each others crib talking trash till the following morning,played pranks on each other,shoped together at the bendown boutique,smoked α joint at the street corner. Fortunately for one, weed gave him inspiration, unfortunately ƒoя the other, weed drained his talent.Very sad. But ultimately, that's d story of most friendships. One makes it and everything changes. Happened to me a lot before till I learnt to stop giving cares. Blackface should continue hustling and be satisfied with his own. Rugged Blackface fan |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 2:16am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Bobandgreat: Is it not high time u guys stopped this. @virgin finder change ur name, the name is synonimous with Boko Haram cravings.@ deviduff don't be childish, ur not a woman.Lol @boko haram. |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 2:15am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Bobandgreat: @devidoff were u ever in Enugu? Just curious.No. Been to Imo though |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 1:53am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Virgin Finder:Ur father was a security man all his life? That doesn't mean you have to become a thief. You can be a beggar instead. Jew |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 1:39am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Virgin Finder:Sounding like a stammering re.tard with your repetitions. Doesn't stop your stench though. Please go home and get a job. Employer of labour...funny bas.tard. Thief |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 1:22am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Virgin Finder:Employer of labour...please be careful. I know you are going for your night work. If you are lynched, a stinky id1ot like u wouldn't get any attention even on the shittiest blog. Mr Jew |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 1:16am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Virgin Finder:Employer of labour? Now you are taking this joke thing too far. You are stupid though, but hilarious. Just what I need for company. A dumb git. Vocabulary is a tad dull with ur repetitions but u will do. What labour are u employing in ur deluded mind? People who will help u search for virgins? Since I'm now wide awake, I might as well let u keep me company. Was that how ur father lost his job? Employer of labour...this sh!thead. Funniesh ish I've read on NL this year. What a mor.on. Stinky Jew |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 1:04am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Virgin Finder:Good luck on getting a job or learning a trade. Although u may end up playing away ur life like ur father. Not ur fault that you are a jew though. With such a father, you never had a chance. Mr Jew. |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 12:59am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Virgin Finder:Pleasure is all mine. Free entertainment from a jobless clown. Pricless. Goes to show how really useless u guys are. Mr Jew. |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 12:54am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Virgin Finder:Frustration is obviously yout middle name. What a pathetic loser. I hope you get something to do to keep u busy. Although u will probably still be frustrated. A jew is a jew. |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 12:42am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Virgin Finder:Hahahaha. Paid dues? Lool. If u ever you start life, not this crap u inherited from ur wasted father, then start talking. Paid dues indeed. I can very easily upload a pic of my degree but not cos of a basta.rd like u. Funny id1ot. By their fruits, we know the jews. |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by deviduff(m): 12:34am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Virgin Finder:And it stops you from being a jew how? Even if it's hawking pure water, do it. Better than this. Jew. |
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