groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am egvery 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"
Bastard!

Hahahaha.... Only e de see rain wen de fall. Rememberin levi's jeans. Lol

At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel.

basty: Good development,
Guys what happened to Abalaka of Nigeria that first developed HIV cure?

Has any Nairalander heared of this guy and his whereabout?

Think he now sells iceblock in kogi state.

crazygod: How I wish I can provide the financial aid needed to rehabilitate him cos I know dat no human being is beyond redemption or help (even denrele and charly boy). All we can do is pray for him. Really sad.

Hahahaha @denrele and charly boy

baby_123: Can they sack the VC and employ someone who is more active towards the cult menace. This is ridiculous. If they can do it in IFE they can do it in LASU. The VC is responsible for the safety of each student in that school. Expel all cult members. Shikena.

I feel sad for u. But d people who actually 'liked' what u posted are d ones more stupid than u. Why don't u help the vc get a list of all cult members. Don't talk in issues u know nothing about. Confra matter get as e be.

Mis-hit

What kinda question is that? U see fire u de ask weda e hot.

D course is very abstract so u will have to do a bit of cramming too in my opinion. But constant reading and discussion class wit other maths students doing d course will help

SIR cum a lot:
I have watched all the movies the OP mentioned nollywood use to make sense that year.
There is this movie with teju baby face,RMD, bimbo akintola and bukky ajayi it addresses grave robbing and cultism can't seem to remember the title but it should be on that list.
BACKSTAB this my first naija kung fu movie starred Echaria and Charly boy (played a good villian in that movie)
WITCHES scary as hell.

Think that was 'Diamond ring'.

Frostyzone: What is Edo government still waiting for?

A well organised modern city doesn't have commercial bike riders as part of the scenes.

To do what used to be a very minor thing such as crossing a very narrow road is now becoming next to impossible to do without having to run across.

Edo government should ban those thugs on motor bikes, abeg!

How many citizens of edo have complained about presence of okada? If u ban dem,where do de work? Jobs haven't being created and u want dem banned. Myopic

Alaura-Laura:
I propose a Trade

As Captain of Team Usa....I offer team Nigeria the following trade

Kanye West
Kim Kardashian
Wiz Khalifa
Amber Rose

For.....

Tonto Dike
Ayo Adesanya
Nuella Njubigbo
Mercy Johnson...


And to Sweeten the Deal, we will take Denrele off ya Hands for a Pack of Cigaerretes but he must be Aids Tested before leaving the Shore

And he is not Allowed to step on United States Soil with that Bullshit Asss Hairpiece

I believe that's a Fair Trade.

#TeamTonto~

Please we will be very grateful. So long u can take toto dike and mercy johnson. I don't even know nuella and d other one. As for denrele,we can forgo d cigarettes if u forgo d HIV test

AVWENAGHA:

bros were u forced to comment?

I decided to cos it's annoying that everything about toto dike makes it to front page while more important things don't. I'm sure u won't understand.

oliseh.com:
pls i heard AAU is on 3 weeks strike how true is dat. pls reply asap

Not true. They wanted to but didn't strike again afta a warning strike. Lectures are ongoing.

God punish who put this on frontpage and may ogun ra'pe the person. Toto again?

Gleefreak125: Does AAU accept science Laboratory Technology (SLT) 4 DE 2 study Medical Laboratory Science (MLS)

Med lab is facing accreditation problems at ekpoma right now. So wouldn't advise u to put mind there

@bigfat pls I need cheap schools in europe where I can do masters in mathematics

baron212: Sentiments aside....African queen all d way...may b guys ve forgotten that African queen was a soundtrack for an American film...Phat gals...first MTV award best African song before Oliver twist was even released..I repeat first African song to win an MTV award...judge for yourslves..

The song 'danfo driver' was used in that movie too. Does that make it internationally acclaimed?

gabmid: D'banj won nations cup 4naija,while 2face won CAF cup for enyimba of Aba .so d'banj all d way

Abeg chop knuckle. U bam finish

Please I graduated from mathematics in ekpoma with a cgpa of 3.8 (2.1). Which schools can I do masters programme in mathematics in europe? Thanks

all-out:


Your father failed in his responsibilities bringing you up. . . thats a fact!

I made my opinion known about my stance on both artiste, obviously this was too tasking for your decrepit brain to come to terms with!

Talking about ur life, my part-time house help better pass you, bear in mind he's still in school and doing well!

Adios. . . . wannabe human!

Part-time house help? Who asked what ur gay 'help' is doing, you cretin? He's obviously doin well in pleasuring u. U are probably also a house help attendin school for re.tards. Wonder what a mongrel like u is doing trolling on d internet. Move ahead...dirty bingo from a dirtier father bingo

all-out:


I see you're still carrying on with ur obtuse reasoning and half witted responses! Don't even lets go there with that your mumu - xxxxx remixed the song! Pound for pound, that song will falter against African Queen anyday, kapish?!

As per the meeting between ur Oliver Twist and Kanye, feel free to google it, Kanye gave him the run around for almost 3 weeks after their initial chanced meeting @ the airport!. . . so much for Int'l appeal!

You've no right to call urself human, you Homo-stupidos!

Neither does ur mentally crippled father. Run around but was d one who still contacted him after some time. U are deviating from d song & attackin d artiste. Wonder why. Miserable life u live? He's not d reason for ur lack of progress or the fact that u are a cretin. I know u have on crush on 2face and his stolen song. Homo-fa.ggot

all-out:


Irony is lost on you! SMH! Logic eludes you! What you lack in cognitive thought process (which is a lot apparently), you try to make up for with your spastic, childlish outburst!

So Kanye being behind him indicates his Int'l appeal right?

Lemmie give you a few hints and see if you can grab a life saver:

* Africa is an emerging market rife with potential entertainment opportunities
* A smart alec (Kanye) would cash in on an opportunity to have a foothold in the next big thing (Africa), it don't matter who the artiste is, provided the artiste has a bit of followership, he can always be upgraded with hype machine!


PS: Do you even know the story of how ur beloved Internationally acclaimed D'banj met Kanye Food for thought, amigo!

Obviously u were there when dbanj met kanye. Kudos. Btw,ur brain has slow processing speed. Did kanye also propel d likes of Le sensato to remix d song? As a musician I even personally prefer 2face. But as for d 2 songs,I don't let bias cloud my judgement. Not saying u do,u are simply a d1ckhead.

all-out:


Dandruff, u nor get sense na understatement in ur case! I bet you're one of those big babies that sag and wear tight pants! Idiota! The fact that tuface even made it that far with his home made African Queen video and packaging with limited publicity from his then management is a testament to the acceptance of his song! When ur D'banj had no Kanye behind him, why wasn't he topping all these UK/Switzerland chart?

I remember his 1st two albums were even better hit than what he has right now!

So now he's topping uk and switzerland charts. The fact that kanye is behind him already shows the international aclaim. U are duller than I imagined. Probably ur father is a jobless alcoholic who sags tight pants and used the dregs of his semen to produce a prime specimen of half-breed. 1% human,99% hyena.

all-out:


Dandruff, what the fc.uk do you know about IQ Your purpoted IQ never took into consideration the behind the scenes machinery propelling D'banj to greater height? Is UK chart now world standard?

Which foreign chart has african queen being on? Whatever propelled him there isn't what u were asked. He's there is what matters,u da.ft piece of sh1t

all-out:
I think we need to take into consideration some underlying factors here! The hype machine behind both artiste were different at that time (Kanye and Kennis nor be mate!)

This not withstanding, African Queen went on to hold its own even in international media/circle. If I'm not mistaken, it was the soundtrack for (phat girlz) one film Monique featured in.

Also, whats the definition of being Internationally acclaimed?

Btw,who d fvck is monique in d entertainment world? Go to international movie database imdb.com and check d ratings for d crappy movie Phat girls. The sond 'danfo driver' was used in d movie too. Does that make it more internationally acclaimed than songs that have made to to uk top charts? De jst said no sentiment. De didn't ask which song is better. But pple like u with sub-zero IQ must exhibit ur condition

Mc George: Who aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ the idiots asking who knows African #ueen I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̅ Europe? Do Ʊ know how much was paid ƒσя that song τ̅☺ be used as soundtrack? *frican Queen, best 9ja song ever. 2face, MI, Asa! The rest Ώ̶̲̣̣̥a̶̲̥̅̊ ƒσя road I the hear them.

For u to rate MI ahead of dbanj shows that u are d id1ot. Retar.ded ram. Oliver twist has being remixed by Estelle and also by Le sensato ft Pitbull. Where has MI gone? Buffalo