₦airaland Forum

Mavor:
Bro you have a point, this $hit works both ways. But the fact still remains that most of these small girls add no value whatsoever to a man's life. They are only in it for what they stand to gain (material-wise). Nothing more. In all honesty, 9ja guys are mostly to blame. Na dem don spoil dem.

they add o, they satisfy our konji.. Konji dey make person swell up o.. asides that, they are good for nothing and i think thats why most guys treat dem as such once their is a Volcanic eruption of d spermatozoa from d males edifice into the females Vagina or into d rubber alternative.. the truth is most guys just wanna CUM dazzall, we dont really love except we d mature ones

Yampotatocarrot:
E b like say una don confuse me finish. Going to start my OSHA course next month (Elak firm in Abuja) but from what I'm getting here, seems the certificate is only limited to the USA. Please is that true?

Yes tru to some extent, but any certification course and a registered professional membership(nigeria) will cut it for you but the most important in d safety industry to get a job as a starter is your experience. securing a safety job without experience is a thread in d needle eye task. very difficult but how do u get the experience knowing fully well u are a starter in d game I dont know man.. i;ll suggest u get a volunteer job, maybe

iLovePusssy:
op juz killed it.. ionno wah they feel like.

nigga, berra dont have dz typa name and be chatting with my sister.. u;ll be deleted faster than d speed of light by me gon gon

Bugatie:
Wasted life!

He killed himself cos someone rejected him, if truly that's what happened, his corpse needs to be flogged.

well said. flogged very well

Well, the claims made by the OP here are very very apt and spot on but then, ive met quite a lot of naija girls who are so down to earth and very very chatty, they initiate convos, they sutain convos even after u fall asleep to d next day. but my own observation is, on BBM, when u see girls with so many flowers, smileys et al. on her dp, dont even intiate her convo, na dem op dey follow talk.. they have names like, 1. MzSexydiva but she ugly AF,
2. Naija Slay Queen, she no slit sef not to talk of slay
3. mz too hot to handle
4. rihanna's bae
5. SexyMz Minaj
6. some local local ones even goto d length of Doro Sexy Diva.. FOH
7. TeamSexy TeamCurvy TeamNononsense Teamfigure8. all na setup. lies when u get to see them in person
this is not exclusive to BBM, happens on other social networks too..
this type of girls are d type dat have been devoured and buried by their fake local ego, no good can come out of such convos except u probably has been flashing some bills of money on ur dp and theyve been eyeing u or probably u just look extremely good as a guy for d gods to handle.
but meanwhile, To d Guys too, maintain a convo to some extent b4 u start asking questions like say u be school principal.. u cant just add a girl on BBM and just hit her up with hi, then d next thing is Tell me about urself (Are u Jamb?).. show an interest in d girl fess even if shes not replying u well, keep trying, by so doing, she knows u have an aim and objective (girls are not dundees, they know when u are making a move too) rather than just pop out of nowhere and start asking questions like say u be d babe ancestors. gerrarahia ya'll, am off to my workshop
Any other observation is valid but this are mine

imsuboi:
Otu nne gi

Lolz, igbo reply to ibibio comment. this is interesting. kontinu

PussySandie:
My ugly pix.profOjah pls I need not your mouth here

heyo sweet candy, we should make up, we'll have d finest baby in d world pretty little alien

divineRx:
Me myself nd I

young and beautiful.. fresh blood

tohpahz:

lol, dafuk is dz

sandrahnaub:
Holla, kindly vote. Me 4 miss Nairaland wen it starts

sweet cute little pie.. where do ya'll aliens fall from and fall to.. im definitely staying in a wrong environment

Larablink:
That's me

u look like u could use some love with dat innocent face on u... simple and beautiful. take home to mama material

deltagirls99:
Here we go...

typical deltan, black and beautiful. vredo oo

olamigbemi:
Well dats me! I aint dat bad na

best ive seen so far, not because of too much beauty but because of the simplicity. no makeup, no filters. simplicity is beautiful.. nice 1. 8/10

tslimpez:
So this is me

Shall i report you to the authorities of NL for stealing like 5peoples beauty.. Wow! #Breathtaking, even without all d filters, u Still SLAY mama

*passing by*

Hello pals, Im a Bsc holder in Geology with special concentration in environmental geology, am currently doing my masters in safety health and environment (MSHE) in UI, i have HSE 1-3 form ISPON, fire warden certificate and Osha 132 hour professional workplace safety training also in d kit and am studying hard for my Nebosh exams sometimes next year.. im available now for Voluntary SHE role/jobs in occupational or process Safety, health, environment related projects.. i'll work for a warm hugs.. Pls help me, i need to garner this experience. kindly send mail to phamron1@yahoo.com or leave a message on my linkedin profile @ Olufemi Osasona. Thanks guys

iamtomi:
i jst had to go tru ur profile after reading ur comment...so ur thinking is allowed.....dats how kids reason...

Ouuuuchhh.. Deep

seems am the only one yet to meet someone on NL

HelpeeDeck:
I read Earlier on here, about a guy commenting that his handsome,but still yet most girls do leave him when they find out he has a small dick,he cant satisfy them,he now seeking for help otherwise he might commit suicide.. Well i Get this For him Now

Step 1

Cover your penis with a warm, wet washcloth. Before ever performing any exercises to enlarge a man’s penis, make sure to warm the area. This can be done by either covering the penis with a warm washcloth or immersing your lower half in a heated tub of water. This should increase the blood flow to your penis and purportedly aid the efficacy of the exercises.

Step2

Grasp the head of the penis and perform a horizontal stretch, making sure that you do not cause pain, and hold for anywhere between 5 and 10seconds. Release the stretch.

Step3

Stretch the penis vertically, pulling the head between your thighs and making sure that you do not cause pain and hold for anywhere between 5 and 10seconds. Release the stretch

Step4

Stretch the penis vertically again, pulling the head up toward your stomach and making sure that you do not cause pain and hold for anywhere between 5 and 10seconds. Release the stretch.

Step5

Repeat the series of stretches until you have completed 10 to 15seconds repetitions of each

Step6

Grasp the base of your penis with your thumb and index finger (your hand should appear to be making the okay symbol). Firm the grip and slide your grasp forward until you reach the head of the penis. This movement should seem like you are milking your penis. Repeat this motion until you have completed approximately 100 repetitions..

Note

Do this daily for 5 to 10 minutes.


Any Further help you can mail me on deckovii@yahoo.com..or ask for my number

This is a good suggestion but i doubt if its any better.. it only promotes masturbation.. The guy with d samll dick basically needs to always see himself big. its psych.. have d mentality dat u are big naturally, dont let what a girl u gad sex with deem u otherwise and again, always ensure the downlow is cleanly shaved, u'll be amazed how much inches ur hairy downlow is covering out of ur reproductive flesh. Goodluck and N:B fine boys dont always have big dicks, i guess u cant have it all right and yes lest i forget, stop watchin PORN, seeing all those joysticks in porn video clips might kill u faster than even suicide. image of joysticks u see in porn videos are way way larger than normal sizes. they are influenced by drugs and artificial finitos

Sent guys. Check ur mail. Goodluck

prettythicksme:
Nonsense!!

Leeewwl, what's nonsense, pretender

Yungwizzzy:
Working class don't date students


we fu ck them

U smart ma nigga.. Fu ck em hard

prettythicksme:
U go like chop my shit?

Is this a stylish Invitation to come give u head? Make sure dat coochie is nicely shaved tho. Aint no niggga wanna geet down and eat some coochie hairy than d afroman

lefulefu:
bros in naija our ladies treat nice guys as mugus or best dey will friendzone such guys.remember rihanna and beyouncy preach about bad boys being the best and our ladies listen to dem a lot.guy just take a look around u and u go see wetin i dey talk about.our ladies love chasing after cultists and corrupt politicians and if u ask dem the reason why they will tell u dat rugged guys turn dem on and make dem feel protected.its only white girls who love gentlemen and dats why a white girl will never tolorate a wife beater.wetin op post for here only happens in western countries and certainly not in naija.our ladies love u to be rugged,tough and heartless like shaka zulu.

bull shit.. if u av not come across any grl dat appreciates that appreciates all this thing i listed. u are either an undergraduate or u are among the wrong people. change ur circle.. i know girls who appreciates all this thing and hell yeah they all in nigeria.

prettythicksme:
shoro niyen

Oya mi lenu o. Happy sunday btw.. Una cook for house? Am fungry