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ItsModella: It is the "hotdog in between your legs".

Parkwell, na that wan catch your attention. Yeye. . .LOL. . .oh, would you like some?

Cathaliya: A little bird told me that your HOTDOG's real name is PRINCESS FIONA....is that true?

The bird must be a les. . .my hotdog real name is 9inches. Just for the records

ItsModella: Wtf?

All these little children of nowadays...smh!!

What does mama like you know? BTW, is it the hot or the dog?

ItsModella: Don't let my looks deceive you, I'm an old woman.

You say?

Cathaliya: whats a PM? Is it a snack? If it is, I dont want PM. Hotdog will do.

Hotdog? That can only be in btw my legs. . .my apologies. . .you asked for hotdog. Should i serve it? LOL

ItsModella: I don't need your forgiveness then, I already have grey hair. I'm 75, remember?

Those sexy little legs can't go wrong. . .bless Miss NL

Cathaliya: dont tell me you havent been updated in the current affairs of late? Thats too bad.
Well, I have badnews for you, the last time YOU WERE WRONG WAS SOME MINUTES AGO




Thank me later for the updates.

Is he dead? I was told he's presently at the white house just admit i was right and you earn a PM

ItsModella: I don't understand you. Anyway, come and give mama a hug

I forgive you, hence, you'd start growing grey hair this minute

Cathaliya: Lalaosky, I remember that handle....the cute baby-face guy that always try to bring peace into any disagreement

You're one old body in a new dress. . .what's your real moniker?

ItsModella: I'm sorry, do I know you?

Hahaha. . . I was supposed to scream GHOST!!!

Cathaliya: YOU ARE WRONG

LOL. The last time i was wrong was when i said Obama would preside over the U.S. I think you know better now

Olivia241: owkay...as tym goes on....wen d need probably arises

I'm glad to have you offer this priceless service willingly and please when we get to "bisous" in our classes, try and demonstrate it

ItsModella: lalaosky ochongonoko, I heard you want to woo kslib

You just can't greet?

Cathaliya: what the fvck is that? Are you a learner or what?


Ok, Am gonna make it more simple...
Do you have any of these,
Motivator
Greenies
Ego
Owo
MONEY?

What your kind need is genuine loving. . .tell me i'm wrong

Olivia241: Yh...I get the fact that u'd rather prefer a female teacher(*^﹏^*)..
.. cud start by adding that ''et vous" is used wen u wanna accord respect ...like an elderly person nd "et toi " is casually used... both r still cool though

Having you around will be a good deal and don't give me that look I learn better from ladies. Any more classes, hmmm, teacher?

Cathaliya: alright, what about dough?

Oh great, that does it, over a table for two. . .hmmm, i could skip my german classes. LOL

Cathaliya: beg? Dont you have MINTS?

I don't chew, i was told it's lady-like. You got a better offer?

Olivia241: lolz... u think?...... will do though

Yeah, i'd like a complete class and most of all a female teacher. It's gonna help

Cathaliya: I dont speak or understand french, monseuir

Hahaha, you got pranks girl. Do you want me begging? LOL

Olivia241: Jst basics... still learning

That's not gonna help Keep learning you just might be my teacher. Yeah!

Cathaliya: oh, thank you kind Miss/mrs, I appreciate.



Mr DX, it has been clarified. So , ''Et vous'' measns ''and you''

You type too fast maybe.

Cathaliya: Each man to himself.
Speak for yourself, mister.... I dont think I wanna partner in your ''dummy buisness ''

Hahaha, business you meant? It happens! I actually left my french classes half-way, any help?

Olivia241: lol... u r ryt.

You speak french?

Cathaliya: well, my sister told me it means ''and you''. I dunno if thats true sha.

I guess we're both a dummy in regards

xynerise: I no dey sell electronics

LOL. How about aluminium?

Cathaliya: no complains...


Et vous?

Damn! I never completed my french classes, more regrets now What does that mean dear?

ighoosagie: obsolete lines, like one of those i used in grade 4

If you want attention, just say hi. . .that does it.

Cathaliya: will do......



















;P

LOL. More like having nightmares tonight. How're you doing?

Cathaliya: um, hope no problem, mister?

Oh goodness, i feel so young again That's my smile to you, can i have you smile at me before we discuss what's next?

dBard: ..but he's not making her part of his plans or at least privy t dem is wat is significant here.
I personally tink d bf is not sure about d lady in question hence d cold feet else, wit all d pressure, he could ve as well put her mind@ ease wit at most a 'promise ring' .
@o.p..ur frnd needs t focus on herself n make herself an Asset again. If he saw her as one, he would do his Best neva t lose her..
My opinion tho..

Hmmm, I won't say he's not making her part of his plans but i'd say he's not communicating his plans to her. I think some guys believe they 'have' a girl for keeps and that's all that matters. Some dudes just wanna work it out and deliver the results right at the face of the lady. . .guys with different orientation, you know.

Cathaliya: Jeez, so much pages to read...

Hey sweety, i actually came on this thread in search of you

4 years in a relationship and she's in a hurry? How should we make the count? Is it 4 years after engaging her and no marriage in-view? or 4 years that started with friendship? or just 4 years with no clear defining of the relationship?

A.Y, tell your friend not to transfer her family and age pressure into her relationship. When a lady think of the ring, a responsible man should think beyond the ring. My only problem with the dude in question is that he lacks proper communication. He should bring the lady in on his plans, whatever the delay is should be open to both of them because he seem to be running a one-sided relationship. No matter how beautiful his plans are, if he doesn't relate them to her, she would feel alone and that's the issue at hand.

It's simple, what the lady should seek is a reason to stay and support him and not a reason why she's not married at 30.