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sexkillz: [color=#000030]D-Explorer and Crown Prince. Put your money where you mouth is, and woo Uj Sizzle.

Una don too make mouth, sotey D-Explorer turn teacher. [/color]

Yeye! The records says i've never lost on any slot of the wooing challenge. I think the viewers want a sold out slot. Agreed?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]aww *blushes in 5 different shades* [/quote]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I think I've got the perfect match for tomorrow's wooing competition. . .
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[color=#000030][size=18pt]Crown Prince vs D-Explorer to woo Uj Sizzle.

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[color=#000030]Chickens, what do you say? [/color]

Gonna be epic to have myself and you woo Uju. 3 likes if you agree.

[quote author=uj_sizzle] but i like being the most beautiful in the world [/quote]Come to daddy then...my arms are open

No. 5- Be romantic and sensual. These two are intertwined and being sensual is a little deeper than being romantic. One is totally practical, the other works with imagination through her body muscles. Opening doors, doing dishes or singing her fav song while she cooks is romantic. Expressing how you gonna kiss her soft lips (NOTE: Soft, not just lips), smooch her smooth skin (NOTE: Smooth, not just skin) and the feeling of your fingers running all over her body. . .hmmmm. . .makes you 25% close to winning her heart. If she's sexholic, then you're 70% a winner. Every woman wants it even if they're not saying it but don't make it top your stunts list. Go guys, woo these ladies. D-Explorer has spoken

No. 4 - Blandish her with care; abit of hype. Don't be too inspired to tell her "she's the most beautiful girl in the world" but it's appreciating to say "she's the most beautiful girl you've seen". That's more logical.

No. 5 and the last point... Coming up!

No. 3 - Every lady got emotions. It can be carefully explored. If you get it right there, you're 65% done and dusted. A lady's nature is built more of emotions and you can win her to your side right at that point.

No. 4. . . Coming up!

No. 2 - Let your wooing lines be somewhat practical. Let it be something that can contain and involve both of you.
No. 3... Coming up!

No. 1 - A real lady is not interested in frivolous promises. Lines like, " i will cross the largest river because of you" that's lame! But it makes more sense if you write "i will cross the largest river to be in your arms". Now that's deep, a perfect expression of strength and desire.

No. 2. . . Coming up!

[quote author=D-Explorer]I'm coming up with some good wooing tips from my experience of the first 2 Seasons i anchored.
[2 likes] if you want me to do this![/quote]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]BOOOOOM Shakalaka. . . [/color]

Ogbeni, let this thing be fun and stop vocab hunting on these lines.

ATMC: D-ex is here yipee!! Where have you been?

Oh my shuga, I've been swimming through the Pacific ocean just to see your beautiful face. Yeah! I survived!!
Now that you're here, come have a hug and lets remain like that

sennykenny: Hello am new here, I just need D-explorer to welcome me properly

LOL. Welcome dear!

[quote author=Mynd_44]And the coup plotter shows his head.

So tell us, what sinister plans do you have cooking?
[/quote]I'm trying to understand a single line of this tosh but no need to because it's just what it is. That's right! Tosh

Eze promoe, seeing you post at past 1am is hilarious. Welldone!

[quote author=Mynd_44][b]I find myself falling.
Falling not to the ground but away from it
Gravity reversed
sanity taken
and vanitiy redefined
her posts have got me hooked
and she has had me blinded to her
her username guides
and I find myself stalking her
and her username I keep searching
fortunate I am to be on the same platform with her
and grateful that I might woo her
her words fill my eyes
blind me to all else
her intelligence
stops my heart
blocks from it all vents
she to me is like oxygen
to which I cannot e-survive without
I have found her and I want her
Gree-die I ask that you be mine
and I will give you all that I can
I will do all I can
and make your e-smiles my e-job
your e-happiness my e-occupation
and your e-satisfaction my e-delight
you e-beauty redefines beautiful
and your e-grace is apparent to all
your e-presence overpowers me
and ever since I saw your first post, I have wanted you.
I want to get to e-know you more
be e-close to you
and show face the e-future together
I want you to be e-mine
and hold your e-hand
through e-fights
and e-scandals
through bad network
and 3.5G
lemme put e-smiles on your e-face
just as you do when I see your posts
I e-want you
and I cannot e-survivie without you
please be mine Gree-die
my princess with the golden smiles
let me make you me e-one
and we cam e-live happily ever after.
Be mine my princess
my sanity
my gravity
MY AURORA!!!!
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Warning shots[/quote]RUBBISH!!! WTF is e-

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Welcome

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Welcome

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Welcome

Happy birthday young woman!

Acidosis: are you match making ni?

No time

Smartie gurl: Not yet hun. *sad*

I'm giving you to Acidosis ONLY for that day. Eze promoe pls., take note

Smartie gurl: Awww! DX is that you? I missed you.

Yes babypie! My lips missed you
Are you taken already?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]If I woo any other lady, I'll lose. I won't give it my all. I don't want to. No need to. [/color]

Very dumb an excuse for an open challenge meant for fun.

I'm giving you the privilege of picking ANY girl of your choice. Do you have another excuse?