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AngryNigerian:
...you see why we can't understand God! He works so mysteriously

Yea very true

Kai!

Barely few weeks after an embarrassing video of her being stripped and flogged circulated on social media, the fortune of 15-year-old orphan Uzoamaka Chukwu, has changed for the better. Earlier, 15-year-old orphan Uzoamaka Chukwu, was stripped and flogged while being filmed by people who claimed to have caught her having sex. After details emerged that Uzoamaka wasn’t actually caught having sex, and that those people were not exactly her relatives, some kindhearted Nigerians decided to look into her case and thus, find a remedy to her situation.

One of the people who championed her cause on social media, giving updates on her situation Mr Linus Abaa Okorie, has once again shared news of how Uzoamaka has finally found a new home where she’ll be treated with love and respect. According to him, Uzoamaka has been adopted by one Ms Rita Nnenna Anoh and her family, who have chosen to shelter her and take care of her needs.

Here’s what Linus shared below:
“UZOAMAKA SETTLES INTO HER NEW HOME…..Scholarship Award activated. Little Uzoamaka has settled into the home of Ms Rita Nnenna Anoh, GMD VEROZ GROUP; who is her benefactor. Accordingly, her full scholarship to university level has been activated. In addition, Uzoamaka is now a bonafide member of the peaceful and blessed home of Ms Anoh who recently emerged THE MOST CELEBRATED FEMALE PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR at the 2016 NIGERIA ROLE MODELS AWARD held in Lagos.

One can only imagine the joy and overwhelming satisfaction of Uzoamaka as she moved into the palatial home of the Anohs. In order to ensure a complete switch from the pains of her past and prepare her for her new life, Uzoamaka was taken on an expansive shopping spree, registered for medical assessment and clinical therapy while efforts are on to register her in a decent school ahead of the commencement of the new academic session. It has indeed been an unending dream for her and her elder sister who was on hand to witness this magical transformation. I invite all men and women of goodwill to join me in extending profound thanks and gratitude to Uzoamaka’s new mum, RITA NNENNA ANOH, for her tremendous show of love to an otherwise destitute orphan.”

See pictures of Uzoamaka and her new family below:

I'm happy for her

https://www.naij.com/930302-naked-video-circulated-online-see-happened-girl-next-photos.html

Nice one, Brov

Sigh

emeijeh:
Fela's Grandchild

Hahahaha.... Wicked

Modified:

yns4real:
ABUJA—With conflicting claims by the Speaker of the House of Representatives and his allies that the anti-corruption agencies lack powers to try them for padding the 2016 budget, it has emerged that the Federal Government has already settled on how to deal with any of them found wanted.

I don't understand certain things. At bolded, so as at this moment they are not "found wanted" despite all the revelations by the parties involved? This issue had been on for months and the FG hadn't done any investigation? Besides must the FG announce its plans to nail them? Is this not an act by the FG to save face?

I got mine too. Kudos. @AutoagentNG

Hmmmmm, If them fall eh ,

cruzita:
well i can equally show them my biting skill too

Bite ke? Who you wan bite amongst them?

izzou:
Both the PDP and Apc Candidate have no plans for the people


But the PDP is preferable

Obaseki doesn't even know how he got the ticket sef

Am not surprised

Chai! See finishing. Lmao

@OP, guess your camera was manufactured by mungo park?

Besides, is that not an expended cigarette butt on the floor?

Hipsofagoddess:
Just like sawdust na

Wicked!

lilyqueen:
Are you serious?

Yes ma'am, if you don't mind

lilyqueen:
I haven't come across such mathematics question before

Kindly give it a trial.

lilyqueen:
Hmmmmm

Say your mind ma'am

Saw this on FB and decided to share

*MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*

*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*

*INSTRUCTIONS:* *ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.*
*ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS*

*1.* You have dated a girl for *two* years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Boys* You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. *(15marks)*

*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*

*4.* You are dating other people's' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N30,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *GCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N150,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For girls* You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife 5k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 500k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

_*BEST OF LUCK!*_=D =))d mathematician ova to u .

Oyinbo with their yeye English..

Chai! That Cassava dust got me.

Too bad.

Sad

Definitely, we can. A mail is already waiting for you

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