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Nice one, Brov

Sigh

emeijeh:
Fela's Grandchild

Hahahaha.... Wicked

Modified:

yns4real:
ABUJA—With conflicting claims by the Speaker of the House of Representatives and his allies that the anti-corruption agencies lack powers to try them for padding the 2016 budget, it has emerged that the Federal Government has already settled on how to deal with any of them found wanted.

I don't understand certain things. At bolded, so as at this moment they are not "found wanted" despite all the revelations by the parties involved? This issue had been on for months and the FG hadn't done any investigation? Besides must the FG announce its plans to nail them? Is this not an act by the FG to save face?

I got mine too. Kudos. @AutoagentNG

Hmmmmm, If them fall eh ,

cruzita:
well i can equally show them my biting skill too

Bite ke? Who you wan bite amongst them?

izzou:
Both the PDP and Apc Candidate have no plans for the people


But the PDP is preferable

Obaseki doesn't even know how he got the ticket sef

Am not surprised

Chai! See finishing. Lmao

@OP, guess your camera was manufactured by mungo park?

Besides, is that not an expended cigarette butt on the floor?

Hipsofagoddess:
Just like sawdust na

Wicked!

lilyqueen:
Are you serious?

Yes ma'am, if you don't mind

lilyqueen:
I haven't come across such mathematics question before

Kindly give it a trial.

lilyqueen:
Hmmmmm

Say your mind ma'am

Saw this on FB and decided to share

*MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*

*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*

*INSTRUCTIONS:* *ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.*
*ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS*

*1.* You have dated a girl for *two* years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Boys* You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. *(15marks)*

*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*

*4.* You are dating other people's' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N30,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *GCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N150,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For girls* You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife 5k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 500k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

_*BEST OF LUCK!*_=D =))d mathematician ova to u .

Oyinbo with their yeye English..

Chai! That Cassava dust got me.

Too bad.

Sad

Definitely, we can. A mail is already waiting for you

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