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69MissedCalls:
I received the text below from phone number 07037198374. Please read.

Dear Customer, Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been Deactivated. call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.
The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?
Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?
The man: which bank are you using?
Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?
The Man: Which bank are you using?
Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.
The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.
The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.
Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.
The Man. What of GTB
Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.
The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?
Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.
The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.
Me: Which bank are you working with?
The Man: CBN
Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.
The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.
Me: What's your name sir.
[size=14pt]The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?
Me. The one your father gave me.
The man: My father?
Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.
Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!
[/size]ROFLMAO
The phone went off and was switched off too.
Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.......beware of 419.

I just de shine my teeth.

Kai you made my day bro.!

Hilarious!!!

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Please help
@lalasclacla
Move to front page..

Good for em.

Oma307:
Lord pls help us in this country, road accident has been becoming rampant nowadays

Seriously we need help..

Not again!
Naija which way?

Glomoni:
Stew!

Ghost447:
You mean egg "sauce"?

Mba, Coconut sauce.

kilokeys:
Oya no vex. I'll edit.. I just dey vex my guy.. I fit kill pesin now sef

Wetin happen? Light matter?

LEGALAide:
You must mean source. However this is sauce:

Wicked!
Well I deliberately spelt Sauce ok.

As per the sauce wey you drop, em.. I dash you

bigcil2:
Kid

Enle oo Egbon.
Though still older than you. Very sure of that.
#nooffense

liquidsnake:
Bros, you fall my hand. Why
"Sauce"?
Bros na SOURCE.

Hehe. God forbid I can't spell SOURCE.
I deliberately wrote Sauce ok.
Now I command life unto that hand that fell, Oya rise!

kilokeys:
Shredded chicken sauce..

Ode

It's disheartening to know that at the slightest opportunity, you insult. Must you? I don't get.

Well I leave you to your conscience.

I know it's SOURCE not Sauce.

A simple joke.

Heartless!

ShyNeptune:
There's no power at my end I can't even read at night

I really have to improvise a way to generate power in my house. I've been surfing the net lately for invaluable info.

Surf no further! Use BIOGAS to generate electricity.

R.I.P

Really tragic. R.I.P

La poll, la vindicated!

jef131:
Explosion rocked cbn calabar .pic shortly

Sauce?

bistonsmith:
Just 15 mins ago we heard an explosion from central bank of Nigeria calabar branch and many are fear dead.
I will update this forum with pictures soon. Kindly call your relations working in there if you have any.

Sauce?

tempex88:
I see Ghana must go bag... who is pondering what am pondering?

Me a yam pounding as well.

Are you see what I'm saw?

Let me take my seat as well. * Sips hollandia milk*

dondeal:
we are looking to buy around 600 tons of moringa seeds

please advise how much quantity do you have in stock

what best price can you deliver it in kano or lagos

you may also quote your fob price




Suppliers Are welcome to supply from 1ton to 100ton

If you can supply 5ton, 10ton, 50tons or 100 tons
then we may consider to visit you to test the seeds in our presence and pay on the spot 


whatspp +447418330271

call +2348173251247

time wasters keep off

Best Regards

Very good.

I see the beginning of the end.

tee59:
Its been a month now dt I lost my mother. But what I discovered over d period of her death is dt I always feel her presence around me. She has appeared to me physically once and several times in my dream. Dear nairalanders, can you explain to me why is it so. Tnks.

Nka Odikwa Serious!

Front page with SNAKE speed!!!