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Wow, amazing !!!, i can browse d net 4ever.

GHOST MODE!!!

This very sad, if i must say. Ok, y wasn't d programme just meant 4 any interested persons, be they graduates or non graduates? Dat way, d story would b more of an skill acquisition scheme, and expectations would have not be too high. Also, if u earn 10k monthly allowance as a trainee, does dat foretell something good coming when u are employ? I happened to have work with dufil, makers of indomie noodles and wat u are told during pre-employment is dat, u are going to be a trainee 4 a probation period of 6-12 months b4 being confirm as a permanent staff. Now, whether u are an o'level, b.sc or hnd holder, your daily allowance is roughly #800 (eight hundred naira), saturdays n sundays is about #1,000.00. Everyday u undergo alot of stressful production conditions 4 8hrs. I tell u, 3,4,5yrs u still have not be confirm rather, u could be drop at anytime 4 no just reason. If eventually u get confirmed, d increment is not more than #7,000.00. Further increment is subject to a yearly appraisal which is performance base and, believe me when i say the most u can hope 4, which is very rare, is an additional #3,000.00.

This very sad, if i must say. Ok, y wasn't d programme just meant 4 any interested persons, be they graduates or non graduates? Dat way, d story would b more of an skill acquisition scheme, and expectations would have not be too high. Also, if u earn 10k monthly allowance as a trainee, does dat foretell something good coming when u are employ? I happened to have work with dufil, makers of indomie noodles and wat u are told during pre-employment is dat, u are going to be a trainee 4 a probation period of 6-12 months b4 being confirm as a permanent staff. Now, whether u are an o'level, b.sc or hnd holder, your daily allowance is roughly #800 (eight hundred naira), saturdays n sundays is about #1,000.00. Everyday u undergo alot of stressful production conditions 4 8hrs. I tell u, 3,4,5yrs u still have not be confirm rather, u could be drop at anytime 4 no just reason. If eventually u get confirmed, d increment is not more than #7,000.00. Further increment is subject to a yearly appraisal which is performance base and, believe me when i say the most u can hope 4, which is very rare, is an additional #3,000.00.

This very sad, if i must say. Ok, y wasn't d programme just meant 4 any interested persons, be they graduates or non graduates? Dat way, d story would b more of an skill acquisition scheme, and expectations would have not be too high. Also, if u earn 10k monthly allowance as a trainee, does dat foretell something good coming when u are employ? I happened to have work with dufil, makers of indomie noodles and wat u are told during pre-employment is dat, u are going to be a trainee 4 a probation period of 6-12 months b4 being confirm as a permanent staff. Now, whether u are an o'level, b.sc or hnd holder, your daily allowance is roughly #800 (eight hundred naira), saturdays n sundays is about #1,000.00. Everyday u undergo alot of stressful production conditions 4 8hrs. I tell u, 3,4,5yrs u still have not be confirm rather, u could be drop at anytime 4 no just reason. If eventually u get confirmed, d increment is not more than #7,000.00. Further increment is subject to a yearly appraisal which is performance base and, believe me when i say the most u can hope 4, which is very rare, is an additional #3,000.00.

This very sad, if i must say. Ok, y wasn't d programme just meant 4 any interested persons, be they graduates or non graduates? Dat way, d story would b more of an skill acquisition scheme, and expectations would have not be too high. Also, if u earn 10k monthly allowance as a trainee, does dat foretell something good coming when u are employ? I happened to have work with dufil, makers of indomie noodles and wat u are told during pre-employment is dat, u are going to be a trainee 4 a probation period of 6-12 months b4 being confirm as a permanent staff. Now, whether u are an o'level, b.sc or hnd holder, your daily allowance is roughly #800 (eight hundred naira), saturdays n sundays is about #1,000.00. Everyday u undergo alot of stressful production conditions 4 8hrs. I tell u, 3,4,5yrs u still have not be confirm rather, u could be drop at anytime 4 no just reason. If eventually u get confirmed, d increment is not more than #7,000.00. Further increment is subject to a yearly appraisal which is performance base and, believe me when i say the most u can hope 4, which is very rare, is an additional #3,000.00.

Every body dey wait 4 every body to download n comment b4, every body go download. Na wa!!!

iv4fb: sometimes i really wonder what you guys want us to do with such pix..... i agree sometimes they lighten moods but every now and then? jack will certainly be insane if its all play and no work.

Abegi, they force u to look am, over sabi 9grian.

[quote author=Ejiné]Bros... I got this from your site:

https://www.blackspittle.com/uploads/1/4/4/2/14421910/8904321_orig.jpg

These caricatures, I really don't know what to call sha...

Your "Don Jazzy" looks more like Dr Dre

Your 'Omotola' looks like Kerry Washington

Your "Genevieve" looks more like Grace Jones

and your 'DBanj'? OMG

But hey, atleast the Ruggedman and 9ice caricatures are on point [/quote]u non well, u hear.

My parents eh, oh God!!! Nigeria eh, damn!!! When i was a kid eh, come see talents: drawing, writing, singing etc. But, as tym goes on, parents keep forcing you to be serious with your studies n 4get all this childishness 4 now, dat later on when u are done with school n start to work u can waste your own money in all dis your childish rubbish. Then finally, u get to b on your own n they start to tell u, wat are u doing o? Didn't u see felix, your childhood friend has married n now has two children? Don't grow up o, be wasting your tym n money to play around o. Then, der's d bad leadership problem, leaders who don't want d youths to survive. Instead of creating recreational centres, skills acquisition centres n what have u, na lie. Dem go buy guns n bomb give us. What am i saying? We have lots of dat same talents in this country but d unenabling environment is killing us. I bet u, if he had being in 9ja u would not have know him, u dey der dey die 4 am, painter non dey your street? Mtcheeew

How can i help d poor, if am one of them? So, i need to get rich n give back to me. That's a win win.

pure123: THIS IS WHY IT IS DIFFICULT FOR NIGERIA TO MOVE 4WARD...............WHAT'S OUR BUSINESS WITH WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE AND HOW SHE LOOKS NOW?


IT'S THIS TYPE OF USELESS TOPIC THAT MAKES FRONT PAGE.........RUBBISH

oya bros, enter molue make u move d nation forward na.

Very bad but, am of the opinion that there would be more to it. Probably she threntened to expose him to the authorities or worst, who knows? I mean, we are humans and there is no telling what we are capable of when we perceive that our lives are in danger.

Very bad but, am of the opinion that there was more to it. Probably she threntened to expose him to the authorities or worst, who knows? I mean, we are humans and there is no telling what we are capable of when we perceive that our lives are in danger.

And no one could even say thank you. Uhm...

I laugh in iraq

I will achieve greater than that when i grow up, am just 30 now. Chei, if not 4 bad internet network, i 4 don hammer since....

Yes na we na, just spend one hour 4 nairaland, if you non laugh die, change my name.

I see, a black player pulling down an opponent player (also a black player), i see a super eagles player missing a good scoring chance in d first half. I see, a rough tackle n a foul call by d centre referee. Yes, i see a pass by one black player to another black player in d 18 yards box, and, and, and, yes.... it's a goal. I see jubilation all around d stadium. 1 see pandemonium. Yes, i can see scoreline now, it's ethiopia nil, 9ja looks lyk 2 or 3, am not too certain, my distance from d score board is very far, i even had to strain my eyes. Yes, it's over, there's jubilations all over d pitch. I see vincent enyeama giving praise to God. I see 9ja fans all over d stadium going "gaga" crazy. Oh my God, thank you Jesus, i can see celebrations going on in all d streets of nigeria. Oh my, what do we have here, i see nairaland, i see seun taking adverts for free, oh i see obj embracing atiku, i see jonathan dancing with boko haram. Oh, dis is too much exciting 4 me to see....

Yes o, as we eagerly awaits 4 d 9ja vs ethiopia match. I was thinking it would b a good idea to know d outcome b4 d kick off. Dis way, there really won't b much heart break however d final results after d match. Well, as 4 me, i saw a pass from one player to another player in d 18 yards box, in d first half of d game n there was a goal... Also, at d end of d game there was jubilation by alot of people on d pitch. Yes, yes, i can see d coach, a black man very excited and ....

saheedbadmus: Its about entertainment i see no reason why Ʊ all Are complaining its on the front page why won't it be..it wud cause its a recent news and we that loves entertainment need to go 2rue it if ya all can't find what you Are looking for on d first page abeg make una go last page..shior

Abi o, my brother, 9grias n their over sabi wahala. While them non go get their own forum make them 4 fit dey control d front page well? Mtcheeew.

In as much as i believe this my guy dey craze, i still feels that, since we are living in a strange world, nothing is impossible o...

go4value: Oda rappers be like Naija dem no d reach finals...

and i was angry when olamide said that. All hail prophet olamide.

All this fighting and bashing, to what end? The last time i checked, we were all still africans. How can we help ourselves when we don't love ourselves?

Ye right, persistency is d key to success. What am i saying? All am saying is dat, i was here.

Skinny jeans though, but my pocket stay fat.

Wow, na one former naija presido chinese broda b dat o...

Nice tips, though most 9gerians non really send, all this na basically yankee stuffs. Btw, i was supposed to be d first to comment.

2go business room
*sharpboi joined room
sharpboi : hi rum, plz i have a new nokia e5 4 sale
seun : sharpboi, have u paid 4 your advert on nairaland?
mumu : sharpboi, na how much?
Sharpboi : na 10k bros
mumu : na wer u dey stay?
Sharpboi : i dey stay 4 choba, ph
mumu : sharpboi, u sure say dat non b my new phone wen dey steal?
Sharpboi : no bros, na my own
mumu : eh... Eh...?
Sharpboi : eh
mumu : na as d phone b?
Sharpboi : u know as e5 dey b na bros, just dat this one na white
mumu : white? Sharpboi, u sure say dat non b my phone wen dey steal?
Sharpboi : bros, na why u dey harrass me 4 public na? I don tell u b4 say na my own
mumu : eh... Eh...?
Sharpboi : eh
mumu : well sha, i don dey worry bcuz if i see am i go know if na my own.
Sharpboi : bros, na how u go take know if na your own? Na only u get white e5?
Mumu : na small thing na, 4 my own eh?
Sharpboi : eh
mumu : if u open d battery cover eh, remove d battery eh, u go see where i use knive take write 'mumu' very small, if u non look am well eh, u non go see am and na only me na know.
Sharpboi : eh... Eh...?
Mumu : eh, so na how we go take see na?
Mumu : hello, sharpboi wer u dey na?
Mumu : seun, abeg u see sharpboi?
Seun : mumu, have u paid 4 advert on nairaland?
*sharpboi leave room
mumu : seun, see dis sharpboi na mumu o..., e don go, he non know say i dey serious to buy d phone.

Well-begin? girl, whats well-begin?

anulaxad: shut up.useless cameroonian.

Guy, u stupid o, u hear? Somebody gave his opinion n d stupid thing dat your prematured, uncivilised n uneducated mind could think of was to insult nationality. Better grow up bcuz d world has gone far beyond dis barbaric attitude of yours. And by d way, am a nigerian also, u hear? Mumu.

Old news, all illuminati men na gay na, na normal tin na, from obama to jay z to kanye to all of dem. Na so d tin just b. Armaggedon is here pple b scared !!!