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I will achieve greater than that when i grow up, am just 30 now. Chei, if not 4 bad internet network, i 4 don hammer since....

Yes na we na, just spend one hour 4 nairaland, if you non laugh die, change my name.

I see, a black player pulling down an opponent player (also a black player), i see a super eagles player missing a good scoring chance in d first half. I see, a rough tackle n a foul call by d centre referee. Yes, i see a pass by one black player to another black player in d 18 yards box, and, and, and, yes.... it's a goal. I see jubilation all around d stadium. 1 see pandemonium. Yes, i can see scoreline now, it's ethiopia nil, 9ja looks lyk 2 or 3, am not too certain, my distance from d score board is very far, i even had to strain my eyes. Yes, it's over, there's jubilations all over d pitch. I see vincent enyeama giving praise to God. I see 9ja fans all over d stadium going "gaga" crazy. Oh my God, thank you Jesus, i can see celebrations going on in all d streets of nigeria. Oh my, what do we have here, i see nairaland, i see seun taking adverts for free, oh i see obj embracing atiku, i see jonathan dancing with boko haram. Oh, dis is too much exciting 4 me to see....

Yes o, as we eagerly awaits 4 d 9ja vs ethiopia match. I was thinking it would b a good idea to know d outcome b4 d kick off. Dis way, there really won't b much heart break however d final results after d match. Well, as 4 me, i saw a pass from one player to another player in d 18 yards box, in d first half of d game n there was a goal... Also, at d end of d game there was jubilation by alot of people on d pitch. Yes, yes, i can see d coach, a black man very excited and ....

saheedbadmus: Its about entertainment i see no reason why Ʊ all Are complaining its on the front page why won't it be..it wud cause its a recent news and we that loves entertainment need to go 2rue it if ya all can't find what you Are looking for on d first page abeg make una go last page..shior

Abi o, my brother, 9grias n their over sabi wahala. While them non go get their own forum make them 4 fit dey control d front page well? Mtcheeew.

In as much as i believe this my guy dey craze, i still feels that, since we are living in a strange world, nothing is impossible o...

go4value: Oda rappers be like Naija dem no d reach finals...

and i was angry when olamide said that. All hail prophet olamide.

All this fighting and bashing, to what end? The last time i checked, we were all still africans. How can we help ourselves when we don't love ourselves?

Ye right, persistency is d key to success. What am i saying? All am saying is dat, i was here.

Skinny jeans though, but my pocket stay fat.

Wow, na one former naija presido chinese broda b dat o...

Nice tips, though most 9gerians non really send, all this na basically yankee stuffs. Btw, i was supposed to be d first to comment.

2go business room
*sharpboi joined room
sharpboi : hi rum, plz i have a new nokia e5 4 sale
seun : sharpboi, have u paid 4 your advert on nairaland?
mumu : sharpboi, na how much?
Sharpboi : na 10k bros
mumu : na wer u dey stay?
Sharpboi : i dey stay 4 choba, ph
mumu : sharpboi, u sure say dat non b my new phone wen dey steal?
Sharpboi : no bros, na my own
mumu : eh... Eh...?
Sharpboi : eh
mumu : na as d phone b?
Sharpboi : u know as e5 dey b na bros, just dat this one na white
mumu : white? Sharpboi, u sure say dat non b my phone wen dey steal?
Sharpboi : bros, na why u dey harrass me 4 public na? I don tell u b4 say na my own
mumu : eh... Eh...?
Sharpboi : eh
mumu : well sha, i don dey worry bcuz if i see am i go know if na my own.
Sharpboi : bros, na how u go take know if na your own? Na only u get white e5?
Mumu : na small thing na, 4 my own eh?
Sharpboi : eh
mumu : if u open d battery cover eh, remove d battery eh, u go see where i use knive take write 'mumu' very small, if u non look am well eh, u non go see am and na only me na know.
Sharpboi : eh... Eh...?
Mumu : eh, so na how we go take see na?
Mumu : hello, sharpboi wer u dey na?
Mumu : seun, abeg u see sharpboi?
Seun : mumu, have u paid 4 advert on nairaland?
*sharpboi leave room
mumu : seun, see dis sharpboi na mumu o..., e don go, he non know say i dey serious to buy d phone.

Well-begin? girl, whats well-begin?

anulaxad: shut up.useless cameroonian.

Guy, u stupid o, u hear? Somebody gave his opinion n d stupid thing dat your prematured, uncivilised n uneducated mind could think of was to insult nationality. Better grow up bcuz d world has gone far beyond dis barbaric attitude of yours. And by d way, am a nigerian also, u hear? Mumu.

Old news, all illuminati men na gay na, na normal tin na, from obama to jay z to kanye to all of dem. Na so d tin just b. Armaggedon is here pple b scared !!!

Oh men, na music better pass o...

Some gals go start to dey cry na o. *hiss*. Abeg congrats bo, my broda from another mother. Fyn edo boy with a lasgidi altitude. Home n away, na we dey conquer. But first of all, go down low.

Eh eh, all dis attention sickers self. Na wow o. But, first of all, go down low

Dis linda self, na so segun arinze dey vex with her say she call am ugly o, na wa. But, first all... go down low.

Men, i for surprise na! Na who wan give paul d mind to seperate from peter? He want make peter beat am die? Non do o...

Plz pple, i would really lyk to learn how to play dis baba ijebu. I do shuffle b/w agbor, abraka n warri. All in delta state. I do sincerely appreciate any form of assistance. You can either reach me via dis medium or my phone numbers: 08093306696 n 08064873430. Tanx

[quote author=Mr_Anony]Dear Cossy,

Sorry to bother you again, but please could you kindly add Gombs to your "impact list". It will be very much appreciated.

As always, thanks for your co-operation


Signed: Mr Anony on behalf of well meaning Nigerians[/quote]Maturity showcased @ it's best. Mr Anony, you be pikin. Your school fees nom waste.

playto: I cannot lick toto for love

mumu

Mikel Obi may be drop from super eagles team - Steven Kechi.
In a recent interview conducted by NL sport with the chief coach of nigeria Steven kechi, it was review that, mikel obi needs a divine miracle to retain his place in the team as innocent idibia aka tuface, has been of an incredible form on the midfield during training sessions.

Mikel Obi may be drop from super eagles team - Steven Kechi.
In a recent interview conducted by NL sport with the chief coach of nigeria Steven kechi, it was review that, mikel obi needs a divine miracle to retain his place in the team as innocent idibia aka tuface, has been incredible on the midfield during training sessions.

Nice