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Crime › Re: Love In The Toilet by dgun(m): 4:09pm On Sep 13, 2009
kshow1:
Another job on the line waiting for victims to be tricked to part with their hard earned coins grin grin grin
Spot on my man, i no what makeup and cosmetic magician,s can do, na him go peeping abi?? well anybody who want,s to go and peep too, should think twice, cuz what happens in the toilet,, no suppose concern anybody abi,, thats why its called the toilet, hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Crime › Re: Love In The Toilet by dgun(m): 4:03pm On Sep 13, 2009
[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=318977.msg4484493#msg4484493 date=1252106117]You are actually poking fun at another person's misfortune. Too bad.[/quote]@Aloy~Emeka, who,s poking fun at who?, 1,, i dont no him, 2,, i never said any funny thing in my comment about him, and if u haven't seen an artist in good makeup, with a really good camera!!, then maybe its a job, or may be its real, all the same he went peeping and got what he wanted, am i sorry 4 him, we may never no.
am sorry 4him sha.
Crime › Re: How Winners Chapel Pastor Raped Me —housewife by dgun(m): 8:09pm On Sep 08, 2009
JProspero:
@$osisi, you have said it all. I must congratulate you for your practicality, depth and sense of reasoning and logic. You should seriously consider being a guidance counsellor etc (if you are not one yet).

I can't leave my child with "the holiest" man or woman on earth. And I have instructed my kids that any time someone touches them at any sensitive part of their body or ask them to touch them at any sensitive part - be it their teacher, pastor, auntie, uncle, cousin - they should start shouting immediately and start running, and that they must tell mummy or daddy once they come back.

As for the pastor and the housewife, I don't have anything for them.  I don't think Sodom and Gomorrah have committed half the sin that is committed by the so-called men of God in Nigeria. So many people rush into the ministry not because they have any calling but because they want somewhere they can hide and commit their atrocities on the trusting faithful.

In my church, one man in another parish recently sent his wife and daughter to their pastor for counselling. The pastor slept with the wife and the daughter one after the other. Also two married pastors were recently caught in homosexualism.  One was caught sleeping with his secretary and other girls in the church. The list goes on and on. It is sickening. It is just the grace of God and the biblical injunction that I should only look upon Christ the author and finisher of our faith that make me to still go to church. If not, I would have converted my sitting room into a church for my FAMILY ALONE. (I never intend to be a public pastor unless God calls me the way he called St Paul)

I am no saint, but if as a sinful, carnal man, I can hold myself for fear of bringing shame to my family or my name, I don't understand why a man who has been set apart to commune closely with God and pray and bless the worshippers should not be able to hold himself. When they are caught, they claim it is the devil's work. These adulterous pastors don't even have an excuse: except for the Roman Catholic Church, other church pastors are free to marry. So why not sleep with your wife from morning to night if it is sex that is your biggest problem? No, they want to eat egusi in the morning, ogbono in the afternoon, and edikainkong or ewedu at night. It's not funny.

If we don't come up with serious penalties for especially all these adults that sexually abuse children and pastors/alfas/imams that sexually exploit those kept in their care, we will be having more and more of such dirty stories.

God bless Naija!
I no the feeling, belive it or not i haven't been to church in like 2yrs now,, my church is between me and God,, in my room, with my bible,, u no y, becos 1 pastor in church of God mission open mouth look me finish and said, i pledged 10k for the building to be completed,, it happend that my office didn't pay on time that month up till d next month, so i ran late in my pledge to d church, when i went to xplain to that crazy pastor ,, he looked me in the face and said, if i was not ready to drop the cash i should not be a member of the church,, now that got me thinking, is he real,is he really a man of God, becos i no he should have understood my situation, but he acted like the money was important to him than my xplaining about the office wahala, anyway i told him to go and REPENT, and stop stealing money from d church, So am not surprised if i here say pastor and person wife , or pastor and sleeping with prostitutes, my dear no be today we dey here all this things, Haven't u seen the confession CD plat of a lady and a guy who formally were working for pastor TB Joshua, how he uses the girls in the chore and how none of them can get married today, how he sent some people to kill an x employee in Ghana, and i still wounder why a man of God who is as powerful as Chris Oyakilome should move around with body Guards, don,t worry we haven't head the last from them, pastors, i will break the 1st 1 head that come,s near my wife or daughter.
God bless.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Want's To Work In Total E&p Nig Ltd by dgun(op): 9:46am On Sep 08, 2009
jodeci:
Rogue,what makes HUET,SAS,PSS,DSS etc professional certified courses? is HUET a course?.Guys if you are interested and u have some change to spare,come to Tolman offshore training centre,plot 78 trans amadi industrial layout and u will be certified for HUET and SAS for less than a 100k,however,they are not qualifications to getting a job,the company that you work for usually organises such trainings to enable you board helicopter and work offshore. FOOL, who is talking of Tolman offshore training center, opposite IBPLC, FOOL , like u said its a training center, to climb helicopter, am talking of the real thing in offshore training and you are tell people to go to a swimming pool to do what?, look am talk of going out to sea to do the real thing, Tolman has a swimming pool IDIOT, go out to sea in a vessel and do the real training, not in a blood pool. asshole, ok.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Want's To Work In Total E&p Nig Ltd by dgun(op): 5:04pm On Sep 07, 2009
jodeci:
Cant u guys see that D-guns or whatever he calls himself is hungrier than you? He has no good job,infact he could be more jobless than you are.He is only here to solicit for money,but unfortunately for him,we have wiser house members.

He can go to hell and roast to ashes.,
fool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Want's To Work In Total E&p Nig Ltd by dgun(op): 4:55pm On Sep 07, 2009
jodeci:
Cant u guys see that D-guns or whatever he calls himself is hungrier than you? He has no good job,infact he could be more jobless than you are.He is only here to solicit for money,but unfortunately for him,we have wiser house members.

He can go to hell and roast to ashes.,
Idiot , maybe you didn't understand what i posted,i make 370 as basic salary,at the end of the month its 640, if you read my post properly, i wasn't asking ok i was only trying to tell those who will want to get a good job what certificates they need to get and maybe if they want,,,, were they can get them from, and what i paid to get them, specifically for offshore jobs, Now, i only posted what i paid 4 them and the abbreviations of all the professional certificates, u no why i did it that way, because i no that Idiots like you will comment negatively and still remain jobless, even if you are told the truth, Anyway ill drop a line 4 the serious people, (HUET-helicopter underwater escape training, SAS-survival at sea,PSS-personal safety swimming,FF1-fire fighting basic,FF2-fire fighting advanced,HSE-health safety & environment,DSS-defensive safety swimming), Idiot do u get my mean now,
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Want's To Work In Total E&p Nig Ltd by dgun(op): 9:39am On Sep 07, 2009
Rakiss:
I can see u aint got nothing to offer huh
Now i no ur jobless, nobody offers u noting,,ok, u go out and u get it, don't seat on ur ass and expect miracles,
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Want's To Work In Total E&p Nig Ltd by dgun(op): 8:04am On Sep 07, 2009
wisewale:
i will like to work in that field,please this is my no.08051382440
, 1st of all, u most be a very very good swimmer,, to cross to the nxt level,, now thats were u should budget close to like 250k-300k for the (HUET,SAS,PSS,HSE,FF1 nd FF2, DSS), all that are professional certified course's , when u can finish them,, then let see which oil company u apply to,.that wont call u 4 a job, ENJOY
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Want's To Work In Total E&p Nig Ltd by dgun(op): 7:55am On Sep 07, 2009
femzy:
then goto the biz arena and stay away from here.
WHAT, i dnt blame u, Idiots like u ,can't and won't get any job like mine, cuz u can't do what am doing.Don't comment on any post, if ur an idiot, i no others who want's to be among the oil and gas sector, u think ill jst drop the info i have on this site like , so that mumu like u go see abi, ur not serious. Mind ur self,
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Armed Forces Short Service Commisioning by dgun(m): 3:36pm On Sep 06, 2009
loluuu:
hi there. does anyone know about short service commisioning for any of the services of the armed forces ? i mean when athey will be comming out with the form sales?
bros check there web site, u fit get the info from there.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Want's To Work In Total E&p Nig Ltd by dgun(op): 11:54am On Sep 06, 2009
it will cost u for the information i have ok, i paid for it,
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by dgun(m): 5:25pm On Sep 05, 2009
TheSeeker:
It's OK. It might be a little tricky for some people to read. Let me see if I understand what you said in that post.

Your girlfriend told you she's traveling on Friday. She has two lines, MTN and ZAIN, and these lines didn't connect on Friday. You were worried and after you were done worried, she sent you a text. When you got the text, you called her up and her explanation was that her ex boyfriend has been perturbing her lines, so she switched off her phones.

You find that funny because you question why she'd have to do that, could it be because she has a lot to explain to the boyfriend? Now, you would have preferred if she told you that she was on a date with her ex boyfriend, meanwhile, she didn't travel eventually on that day. And you want to lie if she's lying, right?


So tell me, did I get you right?


Good morning, Hon. Tubabie.
Bro's , sure that's exactly what i was saying, its just am my self when i right or speak in Pigin english, and i was pissed with what my girlfriend did, (y me) and that other fool (tkb417), instead of them to say dem no fit jark wetin i write, dem begin yann rubish, on top my vex again, anyway as u talk make i shun dem jareeee,, dem no reach at all.
later men.
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by dgun(m): 2:59pm On Sep 05, 2009
tubabie:
d-gun don't tell me you are still miffed? Pls get over it already and let's have peace in here!!
@tubabie, if she be ur friend, tell am say make she no dey comment on things wei she no fit ready, u dey feel me sohuhi dey vex when nija person go dey form like say she dey yankeyyyyy, no be mumu be that.?? and (tkb417) that guy na idiot, 4 guy man to dey talk say him no dey ready Pigin, him na heavy MUGU, wei babes dey use him head, abeg tell them, if not i Deport dem to Afghanistan, like i said before.
Jobs/Vacancies › Who Want's To Work In Total E&p Nig Ltd by dgun(op): 12:18pm On Sep 05, 2009
consulting firms with full packaging on offshore training.
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by dgun(m): 12:13pm On Sep 05, 2009
Really,, some people are too fake, if Dangote is owing billions, and i don't owe any body a dim,, now who has problems  sleeping at night, surly not me, and please if anybody on this Nairaland site can't ready Pigin English like some people we no, go back to Turkmenistan, its near the Afghanistan border,  that place go fit them, WHO guyz like me no the place.
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by dgun(m): 7:23am On Sep 05, 2009
i no blame that fool , y me, as i said be4,,, u better go to Afghanistan, cos Nigeria no fit u, not to talk of yankeyyyyyyyyyyyyy, u go fall nija hand 4 yankeyyyyyy.
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by dgun(m): 6:49pm On Sep 04, 2009
@dyabman, No mind dos mugu people, na who be (y_me), na der forming dey kill dem,, becos shit go catch dem 4 road 1day and na pant dem go shit am, mumu dem , if u reach der house na, water dem go fetch wash yashhhhhhhhhhhhh, dyabman u na d correct nija man, anybody wei form 4 dis site na mumu, dem no no anything.
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by dgun(m): 5:33pm On Sep 04, 2009
What d  f, ck!!!!!!and am thinking Nigerians are on this Nairaland site, when  dey can't ready common Pigin English, please i didn't no we had Arab's on this Site, is it not all your mates that are studying French,Spanish,Dutch, languages , and PIGIN english  is a problem for Nigerians to ready, MAKE UNA GO SOMALIA OR AFGHANISTAN, Nigeria go turn u MUGU,, i Can't belive this, in Nigeria abi is it Yoruba,Hausa,Ibo u no how to ready, ok let me guess its only English, sorry 4 some people, they are lost peole.
Crime › Re: How Winners Chapel Pastor Raped Me —housewife by dgun(m): 5:19pm On Sep 04, 2009
to chop been dey hungry the man,, to chop been dey hungry the woman, so if hungry dey catch two people at once, na food dem go find na, na wa oooo see life, na the husband wei think say na human been dey house,, abi na pastor church members wei him go don racket i dey pite dem sha,
Crime › Re: Love In The Toilet by dgun(m): 5:08pm On Sep 04, 2009
JOB MAN, u sure say na true. y the face no show 4 d pix,
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by dgun(m): 4:58pm On Sep 04, 2009
if ur babe tell u say she dey travel on a friday,, and that Friday reach,, her phone no come dey go and na 2line she dey use,, MTN and ZAIN, , anyway the line no connect till saturday evening,, after i don worry my self finish,, d babe come send u text,, to say she go xplain wetin make her line been no dey go,, u as d worried boyfriend after u see d text,.now called and d babe xplanation na say ,, her X boyfriend been dey try reach her,, so she been off her phone so him no go fit reach her, NOW, that's  funny,, bcuz plenty things dey to tell d x boyfriend abi, she 4 tell me say she and d guy man wan flex that weekend,, than to tell me say she off phone, and bye the way she didnt travel the travel that friday again, u tell me, she dey LIE  abi,
Autos › Re: Honda 'End Of Discussion': Is The V6 Engine Inferior To The I4? by dgun(m): 4:34pm On Sep 04, 2009
You guy's are real heating up on this Physics and mechanics, @Midas02 , we gree say u be mechanic, if Ivvie is saying something to people that dont understand him,it shouldn't be ur problem, at list the doctors and lawyer 's wont even understand him, so u chile and bye a freaking car, don't tell every body ur a mechanic, if not u get electrocuted,

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