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LadyBoss1:
What questions

LadyBoss1:
Funlord and Dark
Can u guys please stop its upsetting ..
Biko
Its not worth it now... So ishi dont ban u guys.... N give her extra work

don't make me slap ur fat-àss.
Jez take a seat n watch!

darkenedrebel:
just give your life a new direction & meaning boy.
I don't think any responsible man with a vision would be online 24/7 just to keep tabs on a stranger on the internet & type unreadable epistles.

you know what makes me laugh? it's the way you keep giving flashbacks & keep repeatedly telling us about 'lala this lala that'.. hehe.. look around you, who the fÜck cares?
you are only embarrassing & making a fool out of yourself.

or are you jealous?
even lala & I have long reconciled & yet everyday you continue to mourn more the bereaved.

are you cursed? because I sincerely don't understand your case again
it's beyond the physical. ✘

buhahahaha.
daht feels like a knock on d head.! Koi.!!

& btw, lala..ladyboss1 u have some answers to sum questions I'm cooking up 4yhu on ds case.


#as e dey h0t boxers#

demmy0325:
I swear na pap ish ilove dey drink to sleep... U go call her 50times when U need her.. She wont answer... We no sure say she no dey weewee sef..

u lookinq 4my wahala seriously.!
Don't u ppl get it.

Tonyt is d nyt, here is my ring.! U ppl should enjoy ds sh0w & stop disturbinq her.
Fuçk it.!

funlord:


Bro! You guys are the rappers not me! I type fast And I dey vex! The MESSAGE is clear 4 the _prick 2 see! He can space it himself while he's in the [size=16pt]hospital[/size]

aaaah hospital keh.?
I better get ds ambulance...

darkenedrebel:
stop throwing nondirectional tantrums little troubled teenager.


what you are typing are just a bunch of angry rants.
nothing witty or intelligent in them & that's why they don't merit a rebuttal.
I've sent bigger fishes than you to the pits of Hades, so It's not a figure of speech when I say that you are just a flash in the pan & a wizened insignificant acolyte.

your vocabulary is smaller than a cup of jewels,your knowledge is minute, your text-style is pooh-pooh & only readable to Trisomy-18 afflicted & retro-cranially inverted eejits like yourself.

keep dwelling in fooldom, but one thing you & I both know is that you are non-existential in my stratosphere✘

omo.!

Dude is back in d ring.
FUÇK.!!

##ROUND 2##

As e dey h0t.

ronald4lif:
Dharay kiloshele?. Fimile.

funlord:



I would advise you to SHUT THE Bleep UP! And try to avoid me as from today and forever on NL! I no longer have the energy for meaningless forced interactions or unnecessary conversations with _stupid and feeble minds like yours! Your immaturity and poverty is infectious and I can't afford to end up in society as a redundant nitwit such as yourself! People like you are the reason we have middle fingers and why it feels so good to use them! Once again _FUCK YOU, YOUR DESTINY and YOUR CAREER! I wish you ILL! Toodles! Dhara y88 please help me stick a fork in this _IDIOT, because HE'S DONE like freshly grilled steak!

yeeeeaaay.!!!
see guy.!
E be like say e dun do....

Darkenedrebel seemz to av backd-_out.!
Dont kill him any further abeg.

ronald4lif:
I'm equally incapacitated, I'm his tutee and still miles behind in intersecting the lexicographer in his command of termnologies.

yhu see wah I'm saying.
Wetin wristwatch dun talk nw wey u dun dey
scatter my ringside wid grammarz....

Nawa o0.

cryptic99:
learn to use paragraphs.....t'would make your post easier to read....

Brandnew2:
Oh Jesus! Another troll on the loose..


Cc

guy, u dey mad.?
Yhu dey craze.?

Don't u see here is on fire...
Plz behave or else yhu get some shares of doz punches...

funlord:


Now let me show you how a jobless DON puts to bed this son a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called BLACK SHITE REBEL" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants! Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"
I don't even need to remind other monikers about who or what kind of "_fuckboy" you are! We all know about your abject displays of "asinine, stupidity and antipathy" that you show with all your mentions and posts on every thread you comment on! After you normally type your 2 favourite words" _fucktard and _retard," Suprisingly every word you type is simply an accurate description of YOURSELF, and I'm sure "_fucktard and _retard must be the nicknames you and your _tranny lover use at night when _fucking and sucking each other off in ecstasy at your permanent _faggots abode located under the oshodi expressway bridge! You never create any topic or thread of fun or substance on NL, since you are obviously dumber than a freshly born baby piglet, while you delight in begging female op's or newbies who are only trying to enjoy the NL experience! You spend your time searching for grammatical errors, or hurling insults on peoples threads as if it is a job that "webster and microsoft" pays you for, while forgetting that your own posts are normally residential areas for all sorts of gbagauns, made up words and hogwash! You call people who have the courage to put up their pictures ugly, while forgetting that no one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant"! And anyway you even look better from the back so thanks for sparing us your "freddy kruger dp!"
You were recently banned for over a month for being foolish once again, and when you came back from your well deserved vacation in a guantanamo style gulag, the only people that ended up missing you and welcoming you back were other rejects like yourself! That's not suprising since "misery loves company innit?" No one even noticed your "pap smear like ass" was gone, NL was like a utopia for all, since the sad sacked, emotionally unstable _sperm drinker called "biatchrebel" was gone! Is it my fault that you menustrate! Why are you so obsessed with the LORD by the way? Oh you want to have a lick of my anus too? Well Too bad primate! I'm not gay like you! Was it my fault that your abject _stupidity mixed with your incompetence at wooing lala247 caused numerous monikers to deactivate? As usual you would deny these facts as always due to your unstable and bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "gay _cocks", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little ape" into a "DIRTY, DYSLEXIC, SCUZZY, COWARDLY, ASEXUAL, ABSTEMIOUS YOB!" All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, wack rhymes, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny! I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity! I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."
Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BOY who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a brother like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago!
Anyway let me christen you as I christen all newly reformed _fools that have been blessed by my special brand of "wu theraphy"! As from now on you are ordered to report to any thread whenever I "cc the following new titles which you have earned and deserve" :
1: BLACK SKIRT WEARING REBEL
2: BLACK_SHITTY REBEL
3: BLACK SLUTTY REBEL
4: BLACK TRAMP REBEL
5: BLACK BUMBACLART REBEL
6: BLACK_TRANNY REBEL
7: BLACK REBELLIOUS_TWAT
8: BLACKSHEEP
9: BLACKPANT
10: BLACKFART
These are your NEW and ONLY monikers! So I also hope the viewing public takes note so that they know how to relate to a _wanker like you from today henceforth! So how do you feel now ro-beast? Have you enjoyed how "I have publicly pulverized your bones and turned them into liquid milk? Or have you enjoyed having me use your true life story to visually slap you across that monstrosity you refer to as a face with a force similar to that of my 12 gauge shotguns bullets when it penetrates your decaying and virus ridden corpse?" Good! At least now you know your rightful place in life is "bowing and cowering in fear close to my kneecaps"! Whether by force or of your own will you "little _bitch"! Let this merciless assault marinate in that your lame brain so that it may spark your sparse intelligence into life! Because sadly, You were born with a big handicap, and that is your BRAIN and you and I both know that If your IQ was any lower you would trip over it constantly! "Now kindly _FUCK OFF and GET LOST, you _stupid, inconsequential, vapid, disease ridden, _shit stabbing, sewer dwelling, muck raking, bottom feeding bloody nincompoop"! Your younger sisters _vagina seriously needs my attention! Swerve..............................................This way!

HOLY FUUUUUUÇK.!!!

darkenedrebel:
I type a single line & you reply with epistles. joblessness at it's apex.
what does 'feminists' or any of the hogwash you typed have to do with my post?
confused leprechaun.

If I reply this crap I would be degrading myself. brush up your vocab first, face your studies & have a fat bank account.
stalking me 24/7 & throwing teenage tantrums around isn't gonna illuminate your bleak future. maniac ✘

sssswwwwwooooo.!
I call daht silent pistol.

BAAAAAAMM.!!

slytubadth:
lol... bro, you just dey add petrol to d fire.

kinglekan:

See am.

funlord:
I think you have me confused with YOUR LAME CAREER! Or how you come up with your sad bars in a studio! Nigga I'm made out of teflon son, none of your weak assertions can ever stick to me! I comment on all sections and I used my man lezzs write up and made it a 100 times better! He's my partner in slaying the sicko feminists in the family section! So what kid? All the hurtful darts I've given to you, vicky and every other coward that has been unfortunate enough to cross my path is all mine son! You, as the rat you are have probably stolen so much from my archive of disses, but I don't mind! I'm covered, my wit is legendary and I don't even rhyme for a living like your sorry ass! If you want an on the spot lesson I'm ready to give it to you! You even had the temerity to bring your dumb, constipated mention to my thread this night, seeking for my attention, but I ignored you like a BOSS! Cause you are weak, you are a fledgling, your a _bitch, your a snitch, your a poverty stricken emotional reject MICHAEL, even after I return from the rapture back to earth, I'm always going to regard you as the most foul, foolish, _fuck I met on NL! You shall never get my respect or regard becuse to me you are just like 1 of "onilas threads", empty and infinitesimal! Because you have been eternally shamed in my presence I know your level and its of the kiddy pool standard! Now if you have a retort, let me have it so that I can serve you another round of my special brew! You scuzzy flea bag!

daaaamn.!
Pity a niqqa mahn.

All ds long bullet.!

funlord:
And can you imagine the tramp is calling MODS! I've never seen this kind of weakling in my life sha!

darkenedrebel:
I don't even know what or who you are talking about little boy.
such a troubled adolescent.

are you sure you didn't steal this as well? funlord is the only nigga that plagiarizes people's insults. victoriabee can attest to this.

yes you are right- Ladyboss1 did send some money to my bank account in support of the rap tourney & the entire rap section is aware of her generosity & have expressed their gratitude.
so how does that concern you ? how did you even know about it in the first place? stalker


I wanna see you cry little boy...shed more painful tears ✘

more like cry me a river boy...

funlord:
Dumb _bitch! Snitched my ass! I told her to tell you that I SAID IT _fuckboy! Cause gossiping is all that your sorry ass is known for on this thread ! I don't want you to one day become so frustrated as usual, that on a day she refuses to send "survival cash to your empty bank account like lala did yesterday, you would then go and bring her kids and her personal shite onto NL for the whole world to see! we all know that's your modus operandi! Punk! You wanna play this game with me, then bring it! I would bury your _faggot as like lost treasure!

fuçk.!!

redgem:
Why don't you start?

my customers ain't troublinq me ⁴now &
I'm more of a referee.!

Been a wyl i had a serious e-brawl wid sum1 in here.

prettythicksme:
I dont even knw what u guys talking about,so lemme jare longtextbook.

MrCork:
CRACKHEAD....STOP DERALIN THE THREAD!!!

Loveren:
SMH 4 UR UGOTECRAGROUSYNESS

redgem:
I hear....ok just throw one punch

prettythicksme:
What u talking about? ama cool girl.

plz yhu two should go sleep ASAP.
I'm talkinq abt real àss punchers.!

Not doz sisi talks u call e-duel.

Loveren:
EKPA