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RobinHez:
Alakoba...wetin be ya own sef??


Hope ya babe knw wen u go land benin?

RobinHez:

RobinHez:
[size=15pt]I just helped my friend check hers now...she was too scared to check, and She's Eligible.!!!am so happy right now, the best news ave heard dis week!!! [/size]

Trust me na, I won't just tell her like dat, I did it in Frank Edoho's style...



Damn! Am so so so happy!!! My joy will be complete when I see my own eligibility too. Amen!!

We all shall be eligible in Christ's name I Pray!!!

IamNeo:
Oh the sissy slowpoke is backing out.
Way to go, spineless cockroach scurrying away like a frightened rabit.
Next time don't dare your god - IamNeo.

keep rantinq, ionne still care...if u rilli got d nerve,
Log in wid ur main account & diss me buh until den,


My ass ⁴yhu... lol.

IamNeo:
[s]
Stop trying to sound smart by imitating mrcörk. Just accept the way you are - a miserable dumb swine eating shít.
When God was dispatching common sense, you were no where to be found. When you came, it was already too late - so there was no option othan to infuse in you a snails sense. You father should sacrifice you as a burnt offering to ogun.
A pratty fool is hopeful than you boy.[/s]

IamNeo:
Where is dharry99? The hallucinating mongre whose brain is filled with cow dung. Get ya gutless self here let me castrate and chop you into pieces.

IamNeo:
Impressive. Good you took my heartily advice & stopped typing in shorthand. But you're still a dunce. A fvcking LovePeddler cùnt chicken feather brain was fvcked in the arse by a dwarf mutant and the result was you - a reject, a scorn, a lowlife and an idol reject.
Your foolishness on this forum is unmatched.
I blame your dad for not wanking you off.
Stùpid cùnting asscock!

ur moroniç daft congolese dad tut me shorthand u know,
That happens to b why yhu fuçkinq cryin over d way i type...duurrhh i no send ur mama.!


Yhu so fuçkinq dumb yhu wine & dine wid apes.

& I can see yhu know me well, so cul...come out wid ur main moniker let's do ds
or keep hiding under shadows till yhu tired of beinq a pained coçksuckinq cowrard.

IamNeo:
Lame! If your father was on Nl, he did be ashamed of his worthless child. Dyslexic ranting hobo with the IQ of a sea turtle. Please stop spreading your inherent stupidity. I know you was cursed with it, but please try hide it a bit.
Fvcking fvckwit!
What a _retard.

my boy is crying hard....aaaawww
I dont care if yhu were born stupíd,
All i know is yhu will remain stupíd till kingdom come.


Hope daht one-eyed crippled LovePeddler(ur mum) is n0w back at h0me...

IamNeo:
Of course its quite long for you, bird brained goat!
How did you pass your SSCE?
Glorified dumb simpleton!

I see yhu cryinq already,
Its in yhu píggy, cry on till ur lame crippled mum cumz baq fr0m d hotel.


Compound low life psychopathic imp.

pbs4real:
sinnzu say nah em sis buh i doubt am nah one of em numerous gfs. . .

SwagkingDope:
Mercury

Angelfloxa:
My friend tells me that her boyfriend does not call her always, he always stays like every two days before calling her.
All i'm asking Nairalanders is that, is it a sign that he does not like her anymore or not because she is really confused

frnd frnd frnd.!
Her boyfriend or yhur own....

whitewitch:
MRCORK d ladies at d strip club aint BBW. "i love my ladies BBW

Jollyjoy:
Is there any difference in meeting a girl in the library and meeting her in a night club? Asin, do guys respect and appreciate gals met in the library than gals met at night clubs? If yes why?

misspeggy:
abeg Oga no vex

darkenedrebel:
& you are a precociously decadent small-minded mass of existential impotence.
the highest concentration of human stupidity can be found in the caverns of your flaccid mind.

is that why you snitch on every female behind my back offline & tell her to stay clear of darkrebel?
your idiocy is larger than your great-grand father's compound. ✘




this is what happens men fail to use condoms.
a vapid & chronically flatulent vagabond like yourself should have been dumped in a lunatic's rectum or better still splashed all over your mother's pimples-decorated face.
how does rhymes, unilag or any of the hokum you scribbled up there bear any relation to the topic on the table?
I can catch eye cancer if i continue reading this dross & rummage so I'm gonna save myself the trouble✘



opines an unconscionably vulgar polisson &a urine-reeking nauseating assault on all the senses of a mortal.
even a blind man can see how mentally degenerated you are.
a masturbatory coma-inducing object of execration & a foot mat to a door of benightedness & nescience is what you were destined to be anyway. I must say that I am quite glad that you've started embracing your kismet & fate. keep the flag of your foolishness waving boy.✘





the facts are scattered all over the world where only funlord resides, & that of course is a world populated by reprehensible reprobrates & buttock-rimming wantons with funlord as their town leader.
keep lala out of your frustrations & vitriol. she is not the reason you are retro-cranial inverted or that you are a dull-witted spawn of a mad scientist.

everyone here is tired of your boring flashbacks & your incessant reiteration of that deadened subject. It only proves how obsessed you are with lala & the darkrebel.
unfortunately for you i don't need chromosome-deficient test tube experiments as my acolytes or fans, so you can as well get off my back or die an unnoticed libertine gossiping harlot like your mother.

rap is not a career but a hobby to me like i have always said, but since you keep hammering on it then it is safe to say that nairaland is only place you have a life.
outside the confines of this forum you are nothing but leach-covered blob of quivering slime that can barely afford 3-square meals a day. ✘




@bold..
I was not wrong when i said you have no life outside NL.
:Dsee a grown adult bragging about his stainless record on nairaland, yet he has a bank account suffering from lung cancer. hehe
your family tree needs to be uprooted permanently since it won't stop producing stooges.
putrid all-befouling arbitrary dereliction of genetics & a shameless nairaland-addicted acrid smog of oppressively caustic oral effluvium.
you are the reason i now hold my nose online cos sharing the same air with an inane vermin like you can be very detrimental. ✘





your words are as bitter as the fact that you are probably never gonna make it in life & that you are gonna be a schlemiel forever.

when you get home tonight tell your mama these words- ' your 1stborn son is waste' ✘

OH Laaaaaaaawwwwwwd of mercy.!


The return of d Lion.!

adeh39:
Pls gimme one more dico...... I don't want Oxford o....