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Adah96:
Ha! oshey
mtn sef is blazing hot
as if the #33,600 ahoof credit for 1wk wasn't enough
they v also landed with #4800 to call mtn numbers for one day @ #40
the #4800 ain't evening reading...that is to say ...its unlimited !

emptyhen. everywhere you go....

daht free credit stuff dey
select sim.
Thats d wahala der...

Jackossky:
Who b new commmer



Welcome dharay ur nemesis is here

Jackossky:
Shut d F up na u be dis

Adah96:
which guy

Adah96:
okay

RobinHez:
Lol..ok!

U're in sha..

I grab am, i hug am...
Na my portion b daht.


Thnx sir.

RobinHez:
Lol..better!

But, what do u think the dream means?

RobinHez:
Haha...how do u know?

Anyways, u can email ur pastor..!

Adah96:
yea yea ....rme

Ray360:
I read something this morning that touched me to the bone and melted my Pneuma.


World renowned footballer , Cristiano Ronaldo was disguised as a homeless and poverty stricken man on the street, jogging the ball in solicitation for help, yet no one recognized him or offered a helping hand or even gave him alms in sympathy.

later, He unmasked himself and was marveled how heartless and callous the average human can be.

who knows? he might have changed the life of the Only person with a heart of gold, Golden enough To show love.

I was deeply touched.

Oh! Lord, Give me A sympathetic heart always!

RobinHez:

Yesterday u became Transgender, today u're seeing Visions...Dharay??

Anyways; https://www.nairaland.com/religion

RobinHez:

Adah96:
fb? yh?... that's an old pix tho..ion like uploading photos so I jez left it der...

Adah96:

let's go inside first...

n wer did u c my full.pix?

Adah96:
if I hear

Adah96:
what's all this nonsense ...mtschew
*gulps hot Lipton *

& why yhu covering ur face,
Like i've not seen ur full picture b⁴ huh...

lordkvng:
r you lesbian?.. you admitted to being a girl earlier.. Cinderella dey one side first, go n find your prince charming.

lordkvng:
Yh she insulted me till I was bout taking my life (I pray!)
she saw tears in my eyes, I saw them too but I wouldn't let it fall, "my pride has made me to lose such a beautiful woman", these were the words in my head. when she was done insulting me she started for the door, I grabbed her hand, spun her around and planted a kiss on those luscious palatable lips of hers, she was astounded, bewildered even, I could see it in her eyes, Then I knelt beside her and told her these words "I will always cherish you" Then she cried and hugged me.... *to be continued *

Ijehk7:
She Broke up with me, i apologised
because i loved her. she agreed.we came
back together. i caught her cheating.i
threw her out. She insulted the poo out of
me. She blocks me on whatsapp after a
while unblocks talks poo and blocks
again. after a while i decided to block her.
she sends love messages, followed by
hateful messages, then love messages. i
mean this chick is crazy.

lordkvng:
in love with Who?...baba wait in line.. ahan... venus007 u gat some explaining to do.....

itfreda:
uhmmmmm..welicum bak

Princecalm:
how was jail like with this account?

Princecalm:
Not when you just surrendered

Princecalm:
one down(@Creek)... .. you just have to give up, our defences are strong

RobinHez:
I used the 'best performance' option

RobinHez:
I shld choose USA?

kokubillions:
Asking the question as per your footer

kokubillions:
Any problem?