₦airaland Forum

prettythicksme:
oh na u wan slap me with dick,but y me?

aaah, ooouch, hmmm..aaaash...ooosh.!

That's d reason, go do am f0r bed wid daht guy no b ⁴here.

prettythicksme:
whose dick wanna slap me? i dey wait

pbs4real:
some like who? Twaci,prettythicksme,adeh39,sinaj,ladyboss1. . Shld i kip mentioning?

Samiceman:
Dear NL'ers, I know you are frustrated with life,I know you are mad cause you couldn't get the girl, I know you are Jealous cause you see the guy you love with another girl, I know you are angry cause that the lost a game today/NEPA won't give you power. I know that lecturer has given you assignments that you can't complete in a century, you performed woefully in your last test, You boss treats you like shit, You don't get the extra allowances you deserve.
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But please, a handful of people (like myself) come on here with genuine issues learn to think before you post, don't joke with every thread. If you have nothing meaningful to post just walk away, no one will stop you. You are not being paid for every (dumb) comment you make, nairaland popularity won't pay your bills either.
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Yes we know you can 'yab', so what? Must you show your skills here? The whole world is watching, you want the world to take Nigeria serious when you can't even take yourself seriously, you want foreign investment but show yourself to the world as an unserious,tribalist country ( was speaking to a friend from India yesterday, you won't believe how much about this country he has learned from Nairaland). Nigeria can only achieve greatness when every citizen plays his/her part. Ours right now is to portray good images to the outside world.

Thank You!

Sinnzu:
the fagguts are begining to show themselves

yhu wish o.
Let my gf catch yhu addressing me ds way.

prettythicksme:
damm!!dre what is it?

stop moaning in here...b4 diçkslap yhu fr0m here.
Kilolde na...

pbs4real:
u sure Cos its written on ur forehead tohpahz nah player nah

hmm,
I doubt she is...she juz get many bobos around her which im careful of.

She is even better sef, unlike some....

prettythicksme:
awww,ouchh,ohhhhhh,ahhhhh,oh baby i am cuming

pbs4real:
i dey imagine ow ur foto gallery go luk like e get pix wey u knw get

yeaz.
Ionne av a pix of Obama's diçk.


Daaamn, wish i had one.

Sinnzu:
oh, i wuz there tho.. Na me call you naw?.-\

pbs4real:
i swear ur HELL-FIRE nah CUSTOMISE

[na only vacation i fit go do dia.
Heaven na mah permanent h0me.

pbs4real:
chai, playboy

lolz,
I ain't o0.

Tohpyy seems more like......

demmy0325:
.. Why is Ur bf head big like that.. ...

lmfao.
Sumfin like ds....

Twaci:
Oh....so why didn't u juz say so?

Either way, I'm not...kinglekan don tie me down .

lol, i knew.
That's y i didn't give in to yhu.

Don't wanna b played again.

Sinnzu:
was i here when it happened? . Who were the culprits??

pbs4real:
why u like wahala like this Today nah sabath day,u gat kip am holy

yeah.
The best way to keep d Sabbath day holy is in ringside.!

Sinnzu:
. Are you up to something??

Dharay99 i think truckie has a plan abeg bring out scoreboard

which work I collect b⁴.
Let's do ds fyterz...

funlord:
Haba dharay? What is dis?

FUÇK.!!
Help.! Help.!!

pbs4real:
tohp ahz i gues

Sinnzu:
truckpusher, dharay99 goodevening bro's

Twaci:
. You gay?!

always dirty minded.

I'm alone...not gay.

Twaci:
U ask that after breaking ma heart?

Who's d lucky gal sef?

lol,
Her name is definitely "nobody"

There ain't no lucky gurl afta all.

Twaci:

Shezhawt:

That's the whole point

LadyBoss1:
Yea

Shezhawt:
Well, It's neither good nor bad...