₦airaland Forum

funlord:


Thanks jare! I need am 2 fry 1 crocodile egg wey my native doctor neighbour dash me!

RobinHez:
uh oh....its abt to go down dhara y99 , funlord keep tabs!

make dem start b⁴ my b³ runs down buh
Its a pirry, d girl will end up runninq away.!

Jollyjoy:
see anoda dumb head.

dumb head.?

endowednicky:
lmbbo....I knew I'll find you here!!!

lol,
Don't mind him.

sinaj:
nah nah i nid hard hands

Oh,
Let's do this shall we....

#ya all close yah eyes plxzx#

pbs4real:
u cum late person jez buy the last one,oya ask dharay99,dt guy dey sel everytin even human spare parts. . .

come, human parts.?
Over my dead yansh.!

Funlord, manage ds one my nigga.!
#& return my plate afterwards #

funlord:
Abeg who get "red oil?"

hahahahahaha here cums my nigga.
Dude is n0w worshiping Ogun.

He needs red oil.

Cutehector:
dharay hian... if na joke stop am ooo.. I no wan go 14yrs

aaah,
Sorry Sir.!

Upnepaa:
dhara y99 gp na 5.5, he know book sotey they wan give am double promotion

RobinHez:
buh na u get the highest gp for our department o

I be omo-teacher na.
Yhew know wadaahmean.

Princecalm:
3/5

him try.
Corrections ejoor.

sinaj:
*xhales loudly* yea boo


ya hands were xo hard

aaaw, sorry dear.!
Lemme wear my gloves ni or yaaaz.! I call cutehector
to do it ⁴yhu.

The dude geht soft hands like foam.

Slimzjoe:
LWKM!!
Omo Dharay You be Mushin Boy??

o get 'e.!
0mo aarin-eko gangan ni mi.

dechandel:
Born and bred in Computer village!! Its in you

Upnepaa:
Way ray ni dharay ooo ah swear na derailology u dey study for skul

Slimzjoe:
This guy get am ooo!
#350 wetin Shey yhu think say dem they Pick money for Ground ni??
Na 200 I dey Pay!

#collects his charger back#
Mahn, try d next shop hia----------->>>

#200.? I no gree.

dechandel:

Dayummm!!!
You've got the skills bruh!! Your derailing is top notch!!
Award loading =========>

i hope d award cums wid cool cash cuz my sh0p dun empty of goods.
Almost sold all my items today.!

sinaj:
no no iz not dat side iz d left part of my bum

aaww.!
Oya ya all fuçkinq close ur eyes.!

#robs d buttocks wella#

Sorry dear, ya feel better n0w.?

Slimzjoe:
No vex.... But you Get alcatel Charger I just see the Phone For my Papa Black Box

Omotayor123:

aaah,
Why d bent face na...

Cutehector daze yhu slap ni?

misspicy:
Alhaji gave me as my birthday gift in may bros.

But I dnt af 3k o.Alhaji nvr give me june allowance due to his party's loss in the last general election


Can I pay #500

#500 wah.?

Na d condom-case u need b daht.

sinaj:
u get i phone 7 charger?

I hear say d fone go come out nxt year but i wan buy d charger kip first

aaaah.!
Kilode na.! if i get daht charger make i bend.

Iphone7.? Wah abt Jphone7.

Cutehector:
dharay, ii don dey suspect u since... Picture of my ass? Like seriously? Wtf!!!!!!!

na only picture i ask na.
I no fit lick yhur yansh wwy get rashes na...(no detergent)

MrCork:
...brag how?.. Juss becuz I drive a £28,000(cash) range rover spot dont mean I brag...my uncle livin in the u.s own a private jet (TRUE STORY)

lmfao.!
First b0rn ajegunle pikin.!

Liiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr.!

raayah:
Yes

My yansh has been opened.

Princecalm:
Lingua Franca.
.fill in the gaps
1. The ...... Of our troops was high. A. Morale. B. Moral. C. Morals. D. Morel.
.
2. Age is a course of ........... A. Imfirmary. B. Infirmity. C. Infinity. D. Infertility.
.
3. The president has refused to give ......... to the bill. A. Ascent. B. Assent. C. Accent. D. Asset.
.
4. Paul as well as his friend ........ Some money. A. Was given. B. Were giving. C. Were given. D. Was give.
.
5. It all depended on what ....... A. Does he want. B. He wants. C. He does want. D. He wanted. E. He want

#idd,#
A,D,A,A,D.

That numb 3 ehn..get as e be, government students.!

agarawu23:
bro you don get am
side chick things



guy we need to do economics na, managing things.

I Go send you the money soon

Omotayor123:
Chai.. this one sef correct..

You get POS machine

yhu dey work f0r bank ni abi yhu be lotto agent.?

POS machine dey buh na f0r rentage.
Price: 10k f0r a month.
++jaaleh++

agarawu23:
multi links ke
na visa phone o

daaaamn.!
Upon all d whole money u chop 4dt Mr-NL contest,
Na visafone u dey use.?

Nawa o0, ohk...here na d earpiece.
#250, buh pay #200.

Cutehector:
chai.. Dechandel... Come and hav some of my bombom

picture of ur bumbum or....

chukingchuks:
bros you try wella, no be my wahala, na my country cause am

all iz well my broda.!

sinaj:
LWKMD

*falls from chair*

ouch!!! my nyash

ooops, ur cute yansh.?
#rubs her butts wid my back hand#


Sorry ßae.