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nigerianium:
You think I give a wink about you? I bet if I had PMed you would have opined that's because you turned me down like you blackmail other guys. But like you know, I am sapiosexual - I don't do INTELLIGENT women.


I bet the last time you watched CNN was when you were bedridden in a hospital to recuperate from your ELEVENTH ABORTION


Jealousy of you in CHINA? Have you been reading the news? Scratch that, you are dyslexic!


It's only a matter of time before your corpse turns up like most black _whores in the Orient end up.


Airheaded kidult!

Who doesn't know that you are NAIRALAND'S NUMBER ONE FLIRT? Your self-esteem is so low that you tag male monikers in the Romance Section to feed your vanity anytime you update your edited pictures.


I bet the first word you mumbled as a toddler was "dick".



You should concentrate on devising new methods to please your "customers".

kinglekan:

Him dey show u sey absolute power corrupts absolutely

kinglekan:

Oga daray dem sey post d pishure and see what happens.

Titanic Ban loading for you

I jez reply am,
& abehq which rule i break....

r231:
Post that viewing picture again and see what happens

oh i see, cuz ur a mod ds is wah u qo††a say.
& which rule av i broken plz...
Nice †hrea†s, buh a† d end of i† all
i†s ban fr0m NL, no† from Life....

Bimffo:
STFU Coogar! You are not talking to a Kid here! I know how scam works. I will scam you and still use the money to feed you! You just said actually. Bring out the receipts and the evidences. And what type of work does Coogar do?

This is actually how Coogar will address my moniker and He is doing it. We all know You are Coogar, and You can deny it again if You like!

Idïotic Scam!

aahaaaaahh

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Even gate man dey rest on sundays.

Hope say you don finish your clearance?

Big time mumu [/color]

blueto:
You so funny man. that grammar is very correct. and if you dispute it, then depict an errorneous analyses and corrections.

But seriously, it seems you maintain cursory and biased assessments on your assertions.

I have consociated with an epitome of mudslingers alot, and I think its time I detach from you.
I formally implored you to halt from your acrinomous disposition, but you discarded my plea and became adamant.

This is the time to leave you to your mindset. but I am prayerful and hopeful of a change in you.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Your papa dey work on sundays? [/color]

blueto:
Its now obvious that your myopic disposition is so preposterous that you now repudiate the overt truth infront of the public

Meticulously speaking bro, you need an exigent devine extrication from egregious and scurrilous manifestations

blueto:
Okay, I will leave the fate to God's predestination.
Meanwhile, how is Venus doing?

Hope you are propitiating her with comestable delicacies to munch, in other to immaculately gratify her epicurean nature

Laveda:
I'll do that.

blueto:
Hypocrites and Liars everywhere now!

But you took pleasure in reading and contemplating on Grandest's long writeup against me.
https://www.nairaland.com/2072899/uniben-students-admission-thread-2015/2038#40033939

See what your animosity is doing to you now

adeh39:
Darling...where have you been?

blueto:
Your animosity towards me is immensely escalating man! and if you fail to surmount it, It might deteriotiate to your perdiction.

Curbing you naysayers and holigans only have to do with ingnoring you and keeping silence, but I only respond when people start believing in your detestable approaches.

Grandest, thinks I partake in "Malapropism" of which he defines as 'the use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound which results in a n onsencical utterance .'

Well, If only 'aphonic, postulation' and 'contignent'(of which I think I am right, by appraising it with my dictionary) are the only words that are 'incorrect' since he started evaluating my lexicons for flaws, then I think he has failed in such endeavour. And saying I partake in malapropism is totally reprehensible of him!

Only a deranged person with a brain defect will assert such.
People want to be remembered for great dispensations, not the dispensations that consists of reproaches.

People are pliable to solecism to some extent and I will appreciate if anybody will instill this vindication into him, and stop him from this awful sentiment.

Naysayers and chiders are prohibited in the Kingdom of God.

SwagkingDope:
Shoutout to dharay99
,Met him 2dae,nigga's..

I like yur konk voice,...

adeh39:
See your mouth

Where is dhar.ay99?

nolio:
dharay..I didn't expect u to support blueto as u have both had war of words but don't make dis tin look harder dan it is and become explosive

Johnkantius97:
Person send you go Ekosodin?

#idd....na person pikin u dey.....

Grandest:
Hey buddy! You need to breathe easy and slow down. I'm a pacifist, I don't believe in fighting, therefore don't allow your imagination to run away with you. I wouldn't want this to become a frenzied activity and as such degenerate into a free-for-all. I'm sorry if my post drove you bonkers. But I needed to play the devil's advocate because your misuse of the word was conspicuously glaring.

0nly a dullard wuld bank
on blueto's qrammars incan†a†ions
cuz i†z obviouse he misuses words a†ymz,
I s†ill saw some ys†dy buh decided ovalook i†

Anyway, I claim no expertise in this, I've got some smattering of chink in my armour as well. That said, let me school you on the power and importance of oracy because it is delicately poised. William Penn, an exceptional rhetorician who seemed to have kissed the blarney stone quipped: "Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood." I think you need to completely debug unnecessary glitches fixed in your writing habits.

as †rue as ds seems,
d kid will neva lis†en ²yhu...jez free him.

These glitches, when they add up, make you harder to understand, less
assertive and can even make you sound
sloppy and fatuous. Don’t use big words when simpler words can do.
One of the disadvantages of having a
big vocabulary is you feel the desire to
inflict it on everybody. Great speakers
use shorter words when they fill the
same purpose as a large one. (I’ll admit my writing could probably use a
better application of this rule as well). In the words of John Ortberg "Human conversation is largely an endless
attempt to convince others that we are more assertive or clever or generous or successful than they might think if we did not carefully educate them."
Permit me to draw your attention to the misuse of "CONTINGENT" in that phrase. In your words, you said "IS IT CONTINGENT?". Hmm! In no unertain terms, I beg to say, the use of "contingent" in that phrase negates the English law of concord and phrasal noun usage. Let's get to know the meaning of the word.
First off, according to Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English and Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary of Current English; two results were given. The first entry goes thus--- CONTINGENT refers to " a group of people who all have something in common, such as their beliefs, nationality, etc." The second entry which I think is where you got it all wrong----
CONTINGENT refers to "something that may happen in the future." WHAT YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND IS THAT CONTINGENT GOES HAND-IN-HAND WITH A PREPOSITION--- "ON/UPON." Any attempt to ignore the preposition will be tantamount to breaking the law of concord and phrasal noun usage, and that was what you clearly did. I hope you grasp the drift buddy? Take a look at this sentence --- "further investment is contingent upon the company's profit performance." That's how the cookies crumble.
According to English etymology, a person who uses big words incorrectly just in bid to display intelligence is a "malaprop".Malapropism (also called a Dogberryism) is the use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound which results in a n onsencical utterance .
Am I in anyway against the use of big words? Absolutely not! Language is never static. It's dynamic and it morphes every now and then. Big words help to spice up and add flavour to our speeches and write-ups. But my major gripe is using those words out of context. When big words are used wrongly, you end up making an appalling exhibition of yourself. Let's not make a monkey out of ourselves by using big words out of context.
Ray3.60, what's your take on this issue?

Ebayray:
Lectures here at Twin LT.. .




Cc:
Th.eLostSoul.
Su.perNover.
Dhar.ay99.
Sm.ithRussell.

Ebayray:
Who is coming to Gst tutorials @ twin LT by 2 today!!!.

TheBrokenSoul:
Let this same moon that spied our nak.edness;

Conspire against me, and in return, I curse its stars

For not snatching my life in course of my atrocity
Let the soil that offered me the sand we lay;
Get washed away in the water from your body;
Nne, let death find me in my safest abode

Through the track left by your endless tears


I turned deaf ears to your plea, Nne
Let God pay me back in his wrath,

I didn't know better than bruising your flowers
Same way the rain will cruise endlessly on me...
As I threw your legs apart; Nne;

Same way my happiness shall fall apart...

#remorse
#rape
#apology
#suicidal
#shame
#curse

#siqhs....person pikin...

blueto:
My scrupulous apologises. I only maintain a motive of correcting the error, nothing esle!

Believe me!

Ebayray:
Abeg Dharay99 nd gloryaaa make una come 500LT oo. We really have ECO naw, ur course mates are here too.

Ebayray:
Kay Kay.. I jes confamd dat it's ENL 113 dah we have.
Sorry for the mis information.
Dha.ray99 pls take note.

gloryaaa:
d one dah was saying 6months Moor six months ni?... nd Hw I wish my fone could take dis picture now

blueto:
Why the lies na?

What you formally opined against was the grammars that were conscipted in the post, Not was I was trying to enunciate!

I don't want to detract you. It might desecrate my hallow principles. But try to recede such dispensation. It might constitute acrimony in you.

You

Ebayray:
Glorya..aa, we ave ECO class by 9am today, u coming?.

blueto:
my assessment on my student kofa account depicts an idem situation.

And it seems I was the one disseminating menadacious assertion via my previous post.

Yes, I was wrong, and I concess and solicit for remission from God and a forgiveness from you all!

n0w u see d reason y i said
yhu will surely qe† a †hunderous slap.
M†cheeeeww... Yhu qo jez dey ran† lyk 1 mofo.

But, I affirm that Uniben shares the exorbitant part of the compunction here. Why will you 'mistakely' allot NDDC desgnated apartment to the undesgnated set of alumnis?
You issued an ultimatum or probation that failure to remit a profuse amount of 25,000 within 4 days interval after the allotment will impluse an act of capitulation. Thus one will.lose the apartment.

You waited to receive the 25000 payments from juducious adherents before further indicating an error.
Such mistakes is highly execrable and does not deserve any form of assentment!

how many ppl †old yhu
dey'v paid, sheybi ur d PUMA here.
Yhu be††er s†op crying...

A prestigious University with an integrity to protect such as Uniben should not indulgde in such profanic dispensation.

yho s†ill makinq mou†h?
Yhu kids neva learn....#siqhs.

I don't know how to inform my dad now that the 25000 I paid is now facing defeasance.