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What of kerewa by zule zoo!? If you listened to kerewa and you can't sing it from a-z then you're a saddist.

valmunich: Oh dhatboy, cheryl didn't work out?

I got over it.

MizMyColi: Ututu Oma.

ma'am I don't understand but I know its igbo will you teach me??

MizMyColi:
Hehe

Laughing Out Loud(est)

I see, good morning

MizMyColi:
Lolest, Good morning Dy'g

Nothing more comes to mind to say in that regard joor

what's lolest?

chibwike: what if i dont have a crush?

. That's your own problem big man

Igbo language, More like speaking in tongues .

Good morning y'all. After many failed attempts to make my crushes notice me, but none of them is giving me any attention to relate with them, I got over it using some tips I want to share below. Enjoy as you read and put it into practice.

DETERMINATION ;
This is the first and most important priority on getting over a crush. You should sit down and decipher the situation you're in. That is to you should realize its waste of time of you have a crush on someone and the person knows and doesn't give a heck about you or a crush you like but its certain you will never meet probably because your worlds apart or the socio-economic class your crush belongs to is far higher than yours, there's a saying that "oil and water doesn't mix together". So you must be determined to let go of those feelings of yours.

THE WALLPAPER METHOD ;
This step involves using the picture of your crush as your wallpaper either by downloading or asking somebody who has the crush's picture to share one of his / her pictures. You should use this picture as your wallpaper and stare at it all the time. Eventually as time goes on, you'll get bored of seeing the picture hence prompting removal. If you are able to change your wallpaper then your letting go! You'll just notice that you don't have that feelings you use to always have for your crush.

THE MISFIT METHOD ;
God didn't create anybody to be 100% perfect! I stand to be corrected though. No matter what nationality, race , color and tribe a person might come from, there will always be a turning off misfit on his or her body. So all you have to do is look for something odd about your crush maybe she's got a big nose, yam legs , wide mouth etc. Once you sight any, there shouldn't be any problem getting over the crush by having it at the back of your mind like " no I can't date a girl with . . . . . . . . . . . . ." The result of this step usually surface after about 2 weeks.

THE ONLINE METHOD ;
On a forum like nairaland, all you should do is try to avoid your crush's post and consider it a taboo to view his / her profile. This way, the force of attraction becomes weak hence that crushing feelings will fade away gradually . If this step doesn't work for you then you need to see a doctor.
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cheryl1: Hahahahaha....well i tink there is already a naijagirl o

girl you've got a pm!

Homo sapiens!!! I said woo her for me not all this bread and beans talk. She's has a crush on wizkid?? Tell her am the future president of Nigeria, she should give me the chance, I might be broke today but I promise not to be broke tomorrow.

Am crushing on Cheryl1 badly! Somebody should woo her for me please.

marieolae: mtchew. Ur not getting the message. I was just using it as an example. Nonsense

ok.

marieolae: please have you ever heard of a man having sexx with an ashawo? Have u heard of friends with benefits? Have u heard of a one night stand? Please you do not need to have any emotions attached when having sex with a lady. Since its only pleasure that the guy is looking for.

then was your uncles wife an ashawo? We know of ashawo. How was your night though?

marieolae: This is actually what happened to my uncle. He met this girl which he had no interest in marrying. Just a fling. They were having sexx regularly and eventually she got pregnant. He insisted that she should abort the pregnancy but she refused. So in this situation, he was " forced" to marry her. And now I believe he is madly in love with her, not only because she is the mother of his child, but its something from within. I guess love after marriage is possible, but its not advisable to rush into things. The story doesn't always end in a glorious way. "And they lived happily ever after" may not be the case.

it seems your uncle is a sucker for that hole in the south region, I don't see how you will even feel like having sex with someone you don't like. So its either you are lying or your uncle needs deliverance.

#BaLLING

marieolae: yes ohh. beans ke. Wat rubbish!

follow back sweedy

Its not her wish to be raped, so I'll just ignore her past and face the future.

12. Never apologize for correcting people's grammars on NL.

Only 1d1ots do get frinedzoned. Common the ratio of girls to boys in this world currently is 1:6! Why would a guy choose to be friendzoned when there are a lot of fishes in the river?

3MB wasted on a nonsense thread, I'll forgive you OP, now go and sin no more.

beans of all foods! On a date for that matter, if am the lady I'll just pour the beans on his head. Marieolae isn't it the best thing to do?

Smell or scent?

A girl is a girl. Do what ever you yhink you can do to woo her

Anticipating! I just like riri

What ever is over is over. You're going to see her dad not her, so go and come in peace.

Seat booked.

Check - www.google.com and thank me later

Which of your parents is your favorite!? And give at least a reason.
•Mine is my mum. Reason; I just don't have a specific reason, I so much love that woman .

Tell us yours.