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"What a wawu, you are on your period?" "Yes Baby, I'm sorry" "Don't be sorry, you're not intentionally bleeding". I was low-key mad cos she had put me in the mood for nothing, so I kissed like everything was alright and told her we should join the other guys outside.

So we left.
Fast forward.. we were at the party upstairs and it was looking lit, plenty fine girls everywhere and they were more than the boys too �

There were drinks and meat, music was blasting and people were having mad fun. We were already in serious party mood and celebrating ���
Me I was having fun too, dancing and my babe still went ahead and was grinding me on the dance floor, rubbing my D with her ass. She had put me in the mood again without action but I had to play cool, kept on drinking and dancing.
My friends now wanted to dance with my babe so I let them and decided to go grab more drinks, on my way I mistakenly hit one girl dancing. "Why did you hit my ass?" She asked, I turned back & looked at her & told her that her ass was nice truthfully but I didn't hit it pitposely.
She asked me if I liked her ads and I said it wasn't bad, she then said if I wanted to "sample" it & I said yeah �

"Bad boy" she said and I said I was just a honest FUTO boy who came to have fun. "You're a FUTO boy?" She asked & I said yes, she was glad to have met a FUTO boy�
I have a room downstairs, we can go sample it down there" I said, she kept silent and continued dancing and shaking her ass. I looked for a while and walked close to her "You're silent" I said & she said "Okay go I'll follow you" "Are you for real?" "Yes". So I signalled my guys.
I took the drinks to my guys, cornered one of them and told them what was about to go down and they had to cover up for a brother. I went towards the room, lo and behold This girl followed me" ����

"Ladies, it's iyanya!! Your waist, your waist" was what I started singing �

"You dun call your cousin?" I asked Stevo and he said they were already at the matric ground and it was already time to take photos, so we all rushed down to take pictures with those whom we came for.

Coincidentally, Steve's cousin and my girlfriend were in the same class ��
There were not just in the same class but were best friends already � so we all took photos & went to the female hostel to eat rice and look at fine fine girls everywhere.

We ate, drank and went to check in where we were sleeping to later prepare for a party that night ���
"Gbedu go start by 9 o, make we go buy wetin we go chao before e go late" Oke said as we were in the room plus my girlfriend too. "Na true, u know say dem no dey share food for gbedu, na only drinks o" I added, me I just wanted them to go out so that I can be alone with my babe�"I go join una outside" I said as they had all agreed to go get food and were heading out, so now I had the room alone with my babe and it was time to catch up and kiss up and also mekwe (cos we always have to obey the clarion call as youths)

Ogbologbo ��
I hadn't been with my babe in a long time but instead of me to start kissing immediately, I wanted be forming intellectual conversation and be asking her how the ceremony was and "how enthusiastic she was about schooling"

She just started to kiss me before I even start to talk�
I started to kiss her back and before you knew it my hands were already inside bra �, I already started rubbing her bobby like I was molding kuli kuli and the bobby was so soft I almost screamed "Eledumare o!!" But I still mellow.
Then it looked like were wasting time or playing catch up, decided to graduate to the mekwe stage and I started taking my hands down to unhook her jeans and she held my hands. I tried again and she said "Baby, no we can't" and I asked why, "I'm on"

You are what

"My period"�

Let me take you guys back a few years with this story (My hoe days), I was in 400L in FUTO & I had decided to go for a Matric ceremony in Abia State University.

I just wanted to be there for my girlfriend & have fun but the story changed when I had this 1 night stand

It was a Friday and I had a test in the morning, so I planned to go write my test then head to ABSU afterwards. On my way to the school park after the test I saw my guy Stevo who coincidentally was also going for the same matric, his cousin was celebrating too.

Washere, leggo �
"We dey go with ride o, Eddy dey drive and Oke sef dey go" Steve said, the squad was not complete but enough to cause havoc in any school. So we packed lightly, bought fuel in the car and headed towards Okigwe road in Owerri.

Journey took about an hour, it was mad fun as well �

Before I start lemme say this ...
The story is credited to @uchennang on twitter....
Now let me start